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part of the ship, part of the crew

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 No.5529787

a few days ago i made a thread about a girl i liked and if i should tell her how i feel or not and everyone told me to do it. Heres the outcome if anyone is interested

>walking up to her

>shes as cute as alwayy, blonde hair a little wavy today

>hey

>she says hey back

>holyshit.exe

>umm i need to tell you something

>what is it anon?

>well i'll get straight to the point i guess, i really like you and i was wondering if maybe we could hang out and get to know each other a little more. You make me feel really happy when i see or talk to you and you're really pretty

> thanks anon but i don't think we should hang out, i don't want to give you the wrong idea

well i don't know what i was expecting…

 No.5529794

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 No.5529795

>>5529787

Thanks for dodging that statistical bullet. QUICK ANONS ASK OUT ALL YOUR CRUSHES!!!!!!!!


 No.5529798

>>5529787

S/he asked you out or you did?


 No.5529814

i dont see nothing wron with that anon, you ask her, she rejects you, so now you must go away and keep living your live, fuck this cunt anyway


 No.5529816

>>5529798

you realise that story isn't real?


 No.5529819

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>>5529787

>You make me feel really happy when i see or talk to you and you're really pretty


 No.5529822

>>5529787

It's no big deal anon. Neckbeards here will be jealous that you at least tried. Pretty gay that women expect men to be the ones that make a move. Have a nice day bro


 No.5529832

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You must now kill her OP..


 No.5529836

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You should now give her a gift! Your fresh morning soggy cum sock would be most appropriate.


 No.5529841

>>5529787

good for you.

now go be free you spergelord


 No.5529875

>>5529787

u were expecting success and u failed. Move on to a next girl

>>5529794

rejection isnt friendzone


 No.5529897

>>5529794

>>5529795

>>5529798

>>5529814

>>5529816

>>5529819

>>5529822

>>5529832

>>5529836

>>5529841

>>5529875

i'm not overly effected by it, it doesn't bother me that much, i was expecting rejection but everyone on the thread the other night told me to do it so i had to commit… and to clear up the story i asked her out


 No.5529898

>>5529822

Dubs get


 No.5529904

>>5529897

effected?

ye, we know u asked her out. She said "no".

And it was the right thing to do to ask


 No.5529917

>>5529904

i only said effected because i didn't want to seem butthurt but now i appear butthurt but don't worry, like i'm living my life like nothing even happened like she said no i can't do anything about that.


 No.5529918

>>5529897

It's because you went in too heavy, g. You should've just said to hang out because you had nothing better to do.

Good work on manning up though, rudeboi


 No.5529921

>>5529918

i thought about that as soon as i said it, but i find it easy to just tell people upfront instead of messing around and then thinking your getting somewhere but then just getting the same outcome.


 No.5529925

>>5529917

the word is "affected", u idiot


 No.5529928

>>5529917

*affected.

Effect is not a verb, but a noun.


 No.5529931

>>5529925

>>5529928

i'm not the best speller, but thanks i'll remember that for next time


 No.5529934

>>5529897

Good job OP. You fucking found out instead of wondering and agonizing for weeks and got some practice. Good on her too for telling you straight.

Keep trying.


 No.5529940

>>5529934

thx anon, i'll keep on trying but i usually don't ask girls out because it's always the same outcome but i guess it's good she didn't play me.


 No.5529961

>>5529940

Ask more girls out, just for the fuck of it. Just to have someone to do something with. Just as an excuse for a social outing. Ask multiple ones out until your weekends are booked.

Keep practicing. Try again, over and over til you get it down right.

And then fuck her right in the pussy.


 No.5529966

>>5529961

i couldn't keep doing that, asking out girls over and over again.


 No.5529971

well this loks like it went about as well as it could have. Its not like she laughed in your face and asked you to fuck off. Make this a lesson. Bitches arent that scary /b/rah


 No.5529972

>>5529966

look dode, im not the guy you quoting, but anyway i see whats your problem

just letme quoting something you tell before

>i was expecting rejection

Girls smeels the fear, if you aproach to a girl expecting a kick in your ass, of course she'll kick yoyour ass. Im not telling to you that you need just be yourself, because that is an idiot advice, the only thing you need its be more confidence in yourself.


 No.5529973

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>>5529966

Take a break once in a while, but you'll build up a thick skin for rejection and get practice. Other girls will talk and notice. For good or bad, you'll be more visible on their social radar.

There are lots of tips and strategies but in the end you just gotta grind that quest like an RPG, or like applying for a job. Keep applying, keep looking, keep trying.

Take a break when you're worn out or discouraged. But most guys defeat themselves through self doubt and inaction. That's just what I learned anon before I had any success. You have to keep trying.


 No.5529974

>>5529966

That's what gay sex and relationships are for


 No.5529976

>>5529972

thx anon, i know thats a problem i have, i just have no confidence in myself

>>5529973

i have a pretty thick skin for rejection but i'll keep looking and searching don't you worry

>>5529974

even gay guys would probably reject me


 No.5529981

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>>5529971

>>5529972

What these guys are saying. And do you know how you get more comfortable and confident to where asking is just not much more than another question from one person to another?

like >>5529973

Keep trying, get some "Yes"'s and a couple victories under your belt and you'll be full normalfag. Disgusting!


 No.5529983

>>5529976

Post pics of your boipucci w o face i guarantee you somebody will b interested


 No.5529985

>>5529983

i feel uncomfortable will posting legit pics of me, sorry anon but use your imagination. 6.1ft white male with long blonde hair, looks like a skeleton because feels like i am fat even though can acknowledge i'm skinnier than most people


 No.5529986

>>5529981

i became a normal fag once, it was disgusting


 No.5529994

i'm going to be afk for a little while, see you anons later.


 No.5530006

>>5529787

Congratulations anon!

Today you learned that the worst thing that can happen when asking a girl out is that she says "no". You still have your health, you still have your money, nothing bad happened. Move forward with confidence in knowing that you can ask any girl out and the only bad thing that can happen is that she will say no. just smile and say "ok cool" and keep it moving. One step closer to being less beta.


 No.5530015

>>5530006

>Begging girls for their numbers

>Not beta


 No.5530017

>>5530015

>projecting this hard


 No.5530021

>>5530017

You probably don't even know what the words mean that you're using, because you're not even making sense with these feeble attempts.

You're like a child, a helpless idiotic child.


 No.5530063

>>5529787

welcome to reality, shake it off and move on


 No.5530186

>>5529787

Think yourself lucky you got a clear answer, when they're evasive and female-beta it's frustrating as fuck cos they think they're being 'nice' by not letting you down hard and that leads to you wasting your time and making a fool of yourself thinking there might still be a chance when there isn't.

Don't talk to her anymore, I know it sucks but imagine if she'd said yes and then a week in you discovered that she was flighty as all fuck and absolutely nothing like what you'd hoped for.

That's usually the case anyway it seems.

Try not to dwell on it and don't use it as ammo to denigrate yourself, you only need you to be happy.


 No.5530428

>>5529787

probably she don't want to sucky fucky your mucky ducky


 No.5531149

>>5530015

>not giving girls the opportunity to ride your dick

faggot


 No.5531177

>>5529787

>You make me feel really happy when i see or talk to you and you're really pretty

A little autistic but props for trying


 No.5541018

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 No.5544109

>>5531149

They have the opportunity. They could ask you. But they don't. Because that would lower their social position. Instead, they wait for you to lower yourself to that position. To beg them for their approval, so they can sit there and reject people until they finally take their pick of the litter.




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