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part of the ship, part of the crew

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 No.5532350

Just got this email sent to my school email, never seen anything like it:

***

Gentlemen,

As men with the first name of “William”, you are among one of the most impressive collections of people known in the history of human society.

A William has been president of the United States four times and the King of England twice.

A William is to credit for the purchase of Alaska, the exploration of the Western United States.

A William has led the movement for Scottish Independence and conquered Britain in 1066.

A William founded General Motors and Harley Davidson.

A William was the most notorious pirate on the high seas and the most iconic american cowboy.

You are among Shakespeare, Taft, Nye the Science Guy, Clark, Seward, Penn, Clinton, Durant, Wallace, Harrison, Tyler, Shatner, Faulkner, Billy the Kid, Buffalo Bill, Prince William, will.i.am, and countless other great men.

As such, you are cordially invited to the annual celebration of all Wills, past, present and future, to be held this Thursday, March 24th, 2016 at 7 pm. The event will be held at *** House.

You will be fed a BBQ dinner worthy of nothing less than the world's greatest men, followed by some stabbies and other fun activities.

Please forward to any and all other Will's, Bill's, Guillermo's, Guillaume's, and Wilhelm's you may know.

Please RSVP to

****

Please bring the following:

​RSVP ahead of time

A date, if you like (please no polygamy, it makes for an expensive BBQ)

Your own booze

In addition, please bring 2 cans of cheap beer for stabbies

A couple bucks to help me pay for the food would be really nice.

Thanks and looking forward to a fun gathering.

Cordially,

Will

 No.5532365

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I don't really like socializing but this sounds like it could be really dope. Is it gonna be sick or are they all gonna do butt stuff do you think?


 No.5532391

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I should probably wear my tux and bring a lot of coke right?


 No.5532467

>>5532350

What's a "stabby" or "stabbie?"


 No.5532612

>>5532467

i just figured it out, that's what they call shotgunning a beer

it's about as gay an alternative as i'd expect from what seems like a British institution

>>5532365

go there with a shirt that reads"Will" and halfway through the night take it off to reveal a "Eugine" shirt.

laugh maniacally. Taunt them over the ribs and beer that you shenaniganed into your stomach. After that just keep going on about how the age of the Eugines is upon them.


 No.5532632

In my experience,people named Will have been giant faggots.


 No.5532637

>>5532612

Thanks I googled it and was surprised when urban dictionary didn't have a definition that fit the context.

>go there with a shirt that reads"Will" and halfway through the night take it off to reveal a "Eugine" shirt.

That's actually a pretty clever idea.


 No.5532643

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>>5532632

>tfw Will XIII


 No.5533429

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>>5532350

Will can take it easy


 No.5533436

What about Kennedi check em? 5533344


 No.5533442

>>5533344


 No.5533446

>>5533333


 No.5541077

File: 1458757161845.gif (43.77 KB, 133x240, 133:240, 15.gif)


 No.5547824

yes


 No.5547858

File: 1458858735858.gif (129.58 KB, 344x472, 43:59, Mah Drills.gif)

Two things about this…

>WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE WITH ONE OF THE MOST COMMON NAMES IN WESTERN HISTORY, THIS IS SO STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY IT MUST BE THE NAME THAT MAKES THEM GREAT

>also

>Billy the Kid

>Buffalo Bill

>great men


 No.5547859




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