Just got this email sent to my school email, never seen anything like it:
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Gentlemen,
As men with the first name of “William”, you are among one of the most impressive collections of people known in the history of human society.
A William has been president of the United States four times and the King of England twice.
A William is to credit for the purchase of Alaska, the exploration of the Western United States.
A William has led the movement for Scottish Independence and conquered Britain in 1066.
A William founded General Motors and Harley Davidson.
A William was the most notorious pirate on the high seas and the most iconic american cowboy.
You are among Shakespeare, Taft, Nye the Science Guy, Clark, Seward, Penn, Clinton, Durant, Wallace, Harrison, Tyler, Shatner, Faulkner, Billy the Kid, Buffalo Bill, Prince William, will.i.am, and countless other great men.
As such, you are cordially invited to the annual celebration of all Wills, past, present and future, to be held this Thursday, March 24th, 2016 at 7 pm. The event will be held at *** House.
You will be fed a BBQ dinner worthy of nothing less than the world's greatest men, followed by some stabbies and other fun activities.
Please forward to any and all other Will's, Bill's, Guillermo's, Guillaume's, and Wilhelm's you may know.
Please RSVP to
****
Please bring the following:
RSVP ahead of time
A date, if you like (please no polygamy, it makes for an expensive BBQ)
Your own booze
In addition, please bring 2 cans of cheap beer for stabbies
A couple bucks to help me pay for the food would be really nice.
Thanks and looking forward to a fun gathering.
Cordially,
Will