No.5535565
Establishing the one correct religion
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No.5535753
/b/ is a muslim board now
No.5535766
Who are we being raided by? Is it the leo/Kennedi check em spammer trying to be more subtle after claiming to have left? /intl/? /islam/? kikes pretending to be muslim shills so their shilling seems justified? /pol/ for a similar reason as above? is it a grand scheme to draw /pol/ closer to isael?
No.5535768
THE ONLY GODLY PART OF 8CHAN IS /POL/
No.5535772
>>5535768
>>5535768
Are you shitting me, /pol/ is the least godly board on 8chan and the edgy fucks can't handle religion.
No.5535776
>>5535766
Pending further evidence I'm assuming it was the winner of "quads picks what board we raid and what we raid it with"
It will grow tedious in time but for now it's a nice change from the previous forms of shitposting
No.5535816
>>5535784
ISIS-chan is 200% haram
No.5535850
>>5535565
You're no better you worthless fucking trash, the damage you have done to humanity is unimaginable.
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No.5535915
>>5535913
I hope you die screaming in a fire.
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No.5535958
This thread is worthless without nun porn.
No.5535965
>>5535958
lesbian nun porn is the best kind
No.5535972
>>5535965
Nuns peeing is the best kind.
Seriously can all of you spammers make yourselves useful and just post hijab, habit, SS uniform, or Jewess porns or something?
No.5535989
>>5535944
I am looking at some serious heresy
>>5535958
>>5535965
>>5535972
Christ-chan is completely pure samefag
No.5536003
>>5535989
I don't care about your softcore pedoweeb fantasies, stimulate my libido or lose my soul to the adversary.
I probably know more about the Bible than some random Jesus spammer does anyways.
No.5536010
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>>5535989
Is yukkuri heresy?
No.5536014
>>5536010
You're that guy they made le yukkuri aboose edgy comics for, aren't you?
No.5536039
>>5536003
Hedonism is a life of impurity, you must cleanse your mind and soul at once
>>5536010
These things are distractions preventing you from finding a higher purpose
No.5536057
>>5536039
You are currently posting on an NSFW anonymous imageboard known for CP, paedophilia, misogyny and edgy kids shitposting. You can take your life of purity & higher purpose and shove it up your self-righteous arse, you cumgurgling christfag.
No.5536060
>>5536039
I live within this world, not above it. Not going to waste my time trying to win Jesus Points, and if you're right and the big man comes down to judge me by my deeds like all of the Old Testament people are supposed to get, I'll take it. Don't care about crowns or ranks or whatever in eternity. Holy light everywhere, river of life, pearly gates…all sounds fine for eternity with no laurels or respect.
Or, if you're Catholic, well I'll take Limbo, sounds like more of the same of what I have here, except I get to talk to those pretentious but eloquent Greek fucks forever and don't have to worry about dying.
Besides, I'm a qt virgin boi and haven't defiled myself or been unable to control myself with another man's wife or daughter, etc, etc. As far as I know, Jesus never said don't masturbate or even don't mess around, just "don't fuck them". The Old Testament's the laws Jesus came to fulfill/supercede, so you'd best tell me what my actual sin is according to your own holy book (or, if Catholic, writings of whoever) before you go telling me there's a speck in my eye.
>>5536057
Good job anon you gain 1 edge point and we all respect you :^)
No.5536202
Reminder: Travis killed your Messiah
No.5536241
>>5536202
TRAVIS CONFIRMED FOR JEW
No.5536727
>>5536039
So they're not heresy?
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No.5536761
>>5535768
pol is "*tips fedora*, the board", if you dont count some christians in there.
>>5536057
MTV was about music.
No.5536772
>>5536761
>if you dont count some christians in there
Why are you being a fedora when you're a Christian?
No.5536793
Numismatism is the only true religion
No.5536799
>>5535772
ONLY /POL/ CONFRONTS THE IMMORALITY OF HOMOSEXUALITY AND MORAL APATHY ON A REGULAR BASIS
No.5536803
Tomokoism for life, I have found my purpose, And it is to spin.
No.5536831
>>5536010
Yukkuri is the most divine.
No.5536853
>christianity
incorrect
take the replicant pill brudder
No.5536859
>>5535766
Intl got well buttmad when I trolled them as a muslim, their not clever enough to be good at it
No.5536877
>>5536803
A U T I S M
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No.5536890
>>5536859
yeah it's probably /intl/
they always exploit situations like this
No.5536907
>>5536803
Leaving all spinning to the one spinner.
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No.5539692
SEMENOLOGY
The all-natural Religion, based on our Purity of Essence
No.5539709
>>5536960
Warning! Edge-lord in immediate area!
No.5542239
>>5535565
>one true religion
Would you mind telling me if it's Ebionism, Gnosticism, Donatism, Arianism, Gnosticism, Monophysitism, Calchedonian, Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox, Bogomilism, Catharism, Waldensianism, Lollardism, or Protestantism? :^^^)
Come home, European man
No.5542278
>>5536057
What a coincidence, the only religious symbols the man is vomiting are all different flavors of semitic shit.
Shocking.
COME HOME, EUROPEAN MAN
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