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part of the ship, part of the crew

File: 1458676994131.jpg (14.38 KB, 313x470, 313:470, images.jpg)

 No.5536344

Post and discuss dick sizes, remember to take non bone pressed length, bone pressed length and width.

Question if the day: are racial size differences a myth?

Caucasian here, six inches ndpb, six and a half bone pressed, five inches wide.

 No.5536370

File: 1458677210787.jpg (20.25 KB, 311x257, 311:257, 1458608486631-4.jpg)

Do not reply to NSA meta-data threads.


 No.5536654


 No.5536661

File: 1458681150716.gif (464.4 KB, 500x338, 250:169, 1458524588883.gif)

>>5536370

the dark truth


 No.5536676

File: 1458681287882.jpg (Spoiler Image, 521.96 KB, 1936x2592, 121:162, 1432302563045.jpg)

curved?


 No.5536696

>>5536676

Mine has little curve upwards but bends to the left a bit, a bitch to measure.


 No.5536868

Whites are biggest, Indians are smallest. Orientals are pretty small, too. BBC is a complete myth.


 No.5536909

Nearly all penises are between 3 and 6 inches, measured from the side, with a normal erection. Most of the 3s and many of the 4s are asians, which has not stopped them from reproducing like rabbits, so you should all stop being so insecure.

It is a well-known and carefully documented fact that the average erection of imageboard users is 7 to 8 inches, and that internet regulars in general tend to average between 9 and 13 inch stiffies, so there is no need for you all to note that your penis is at least seven and a half inches long and that 3 to 6 inches can't possibly be a legitimate average, after all, your penis is average at 8 inches and you know this because you watched months of porn, cumulatively, featuring the biggest and most popular studs while jerking your own stubby chode have been told so by all of the hundreds of women you fucked, each of which had fucked at least 1000 other men prior to you.

All of them were also imageboard browsers because we're such studs. In conclusion, there is no need for you to remark that your penis is larger than the average range and thus it must be wrong.

The average erect penis is between 3 and 6 inches long, worldwide. Nationwide averages exist but don't vary enough to be interesting. There is only one specific region of Africa where the average dick size is larger than the rest of the world (barring Asia). No, I don't remember what it was. Yes, the big dick thing is a combination of studs, directors labelling black dicks HUGE in all of their descriptions, and a lot of 90s porn with fake dicks fit over the actual ones or even sometimes just held down in front of the actual dicks.

Yes, this sucks for black guys even more than everyone else.

Okay, I think that's everything. We done now?


 No.5536964

File: 1458685341119.jpg (74.71 KB, 604x414, 302:207, 1440283128220.jpg)

What do you mean by bone pressed length?


 No.5537008

>>5536964

It's when you press your dick back inside of your pelvis halfway while it's as hard as you can get it, then draw it slowly out while pressing it between your fingers hard. It hurts like hell but causes no actual damage because pressing it in first repositions the tissue borders of the erectile chambers…after you do it enough times it will stop hurting altogether, you may get a bit of very light bruising from doing it first time though.

Generally your dick will get about three quarters of an inch longer provided you can keep a full erection during it which is usually easy enough, because the flattening effect shifts the volume of blood into lengthening it more instead…the head gets extra hard during this, of course, and can't be flattened and shaped like the shaft.

Some people actually lose a little though because it goes back into the portion of the shaft inside your pelvis. Usually happens when they're tryharding and straining to make it bigger before the bonepress back, but can happen just normally sometimes too, sort of a "false length". It's the medical standard for measuring dick length because normal pure-round erections are so volatile and unpredictable, with "surges".


 No.5537113

29yo kv

white

a bit under 4 inches erect

Kinda nervous. Really ashamed about how small I am. Makes you feel like you arent a real man. Plus I work with mostly females in my office and they always gossip about who they had sex with or how big it was. A lot are cheating on their husbands and boyfriends with guys who fuck better

I overheard a girl say she doesnt even mess with guys unless she sees the dick first and it is 8 or near 8 inches. To which the girls in her corner all agreed

There was even a girl who I thought was a "Good" conservative girl. We had a guy come into the office and somehow he ended up flashing his dick to some of my coworkers. Later that evening during overtime I overheard the good one say it was "Impressive" and she needs one of those so bad

I didnt see it but all the girls were saying it was huge.

Shit like that, hearing what a girls really think when they talk amongst themselves and are honest makes me want to kill myself. As a person with a small penis you feel like just giving up

Now add Ive never been on a date or even kissed. It frustrates me to no end knowing Im not attractive to women. Even worse knowing I cant change anything. i remember even my own mother laughing at my penis size when I was around 15yo.

I had surgery and somehow my gown slipped off and I couldnt pick it up. My mom looked down and started chuckling and handed me my gown back. I didnt say anything until we went home and asked her why she laughed

She said something like

>You aint gonna be a player son. Not like your Dad

That hurt so fucking much I cried that night. She even said the Nurse that was helping me out the wheelchair was giggling

God im sorry for long post. I just had a lot to get off my chest. I bottle this shit everyday. Girls wouldnt even want to have sex with me. I wish I wasnt me


 No.5537143

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>>5537113

sex isnt everything anon. it might feel like it sometimes, but sit back and think: does the size of my peepee have such a great weight in the entirety of my existence?

and even then you're fooling yourself if you think there aren't people with dicks smaller than yours out there happily married with kids.

bitches aint shit. if you kill yourself over a woman's opinion of you then you need a reality check.

just my thoughts, im not in your position (but i do not have a monstercock by any means)


 No.5537207

File: 1458688319501.png (190.12 KB, 426x381, 142:127, 1458144031145.png)

>>5537113

8 inches here, pretty thick and weighty dad cock

I could fuck that girl


 No.5537249

File: 1458688764038.png (63.11 KB, 456x492, 38:41, Penis size on chans.PNG)


 No.5537260

File: 1458688842567.jpg (712.52 KB, 1500x1063, 1500:1063, 1342415212382.jpg)

a little bit under 8inches, like 7.9 or7.8, 6 inch girth. flaccid is like 4-5 inches, sometimes smaller in the winter.

I got mutilated by the kikes at birth, I'd drop down to 6inches if it meant getting a real foreskin.

don't cut your sons /b/, it's evil.

anyone have that image with cup sizes and dick sizes with the percentage of the population that has them?


 No.5537265

>>5537113

The vaginal canal is between 4 and 5 inches in length generally…it can "stretch" a bit, but not very much.

The girl talking about 8 inches is possibly a very fortunate fetishist, but almost certainly lying for attention. What we she do with the other two inches?

All women are whores btw. I didn't want to believe it either, for years, but anon kept saying it and watching women I started to listen. They are whores and they are not worth risking anything for. If you want to pay them to fuck you, just actually get a real honest whore, none of this dinners and presents bullshit.

Or have casual sex, which by the way tends to suck, so get escorts instead, or don't bother.

A lot of women are actually afraid to take big dick because it may damage them or just hurt doing it. Especially length because hitting the uteral sphincter is not pleasant like in your animes, it's actually extremely painful with any amount of force.

Don't Elliot Rodger, just realize women are stupid already. Like actually as dumb as your average man is, no mystical knowledge or secrets or consensus. They will herd together to "stick up for the girls" for the most autistic causes imaginable, then have it fail because they can't agree or forego their pecking order. Half of the women always talking about the dicks they get are probably trying to be stronk and empowered and go home to cry while sitting on their dildo…maybe they do that all the time and never do any fucking kegels so they have to actually get a legitimately big dildo.

Remember, equal number of men and women in the world and few men are actual, real, honest-to-goodness players. Lots of women are thirsty but hormally they are somewhat passive, and society plays a further role in that, so the closest they get to sex is bragging about all the cock they nab. Probably the ones cheating on their boyfriends or husbands are either making it up, or just already broke their pair bonding and are sad and desperate to feel warm and loved by someone "fresh and new".

Is your mom retarded or something? I mean didn't she see you naked as a kid and stuff? Your mom was trying to defuse the awkwardness of the situation because all women are whores and she didn't want you to know she was thinking about how you look like your dad and didn't want herself to realize she wanted to fuck you. Sorry for the thought you'll never be able to get out of your head, but that's the harsh truth.

>She said something like You aint gonna be a player son. Not like your Dad

>That hurt so fucking much I cried that night. She even said the Nurse that was helping me out the wheelchair was giggling

I feel like you're making this part up but if you're not your mom's a complete headcase and/or was actually trying to somehow hint that you should fuck her. Menopausal women are fucking unbearable.

Anyways, want to know how to please a woman? Step one, the clit. Seriously. If you can't manage to have a hand down there, rub your abs against it while you fuck or something. Step two, the g-spot. About a half inch or a little less up inside the vagina on the front wall. Just move around some, you'll know when you hit it. Thrust all the way in, just try to gently scrape different areas all the way up, and slowly. Oh, you'll know.

No girl is going to not have sex with you once you start getting naked unless she's retarded or your dick is seriously like 2 inches long stiff. Well, okay, not "no girl", just extra retarded club girls, sociopathic status whores, and maybe a few extra stretched out sluts who can't into Kegels or are too lazy. Keep in mind that normal sex really doesn't stretch out the vagina in a way it won't recover from that much, even a lot of it over a period of years, even with no Kegels. So, if you're loose in there or she can't get anything out of it, four inch dick or not, you probably want to be checking your RAD meter and getting out of there and to a doctor for STD checks, condom or not. Nothing personal, just a smart thing to do.

But yeah, anyways, clit and g-spot are what actually matter. You could do it with a 2 inch dick, though it would admittedly be subpar.

Your dick is low-average and life is not porn, go have fun.


 No.5537306

>>5537207

>>5537260

>see

>>5536909

There's really no need, we all have 8 or 9 inch cocks as I said :^)


 No.5537404

>>5536909

I kinda agree with your point.

It was the Congo if I'm not mistaken but some sites lay doubt to that study since it used some self-reporting and sample sizes varied wildly from country to country.

I think the reason the BBC myth is so permeated in porn is largely because of the appeal of interracial pornography.

See, while white on white porn comes in all flavors, interracial porn is either black man on another race of woman or more rarely white dude on black woman, and almost always rough as shit. The reason for this is that independent of your politics, you still see blacks as inferiors and servants.

So the "kick" from interracial porn is to see something more akin to an animal ravishing a woman your brain thinks as civilized, the appeal that she's somehow delivering herself to a lust that goes past her common sense. This justifies a lot of things:

- Why interracial porn never uses good-looking or soft-spoken black dudes, always full congoids with gangsta clothing so you despise them even more

- Why it's always super rough

- The focus on penis size and how it's "bigger" than other races

- The way the woman acts, she either resists and gives in or is "hypnotized" somehow

It's why there's no softcore interracial and little black on black on porn either. On the same coin, all these traits can be found in the less common white on black interracial porn, where the focus will be in enslavement and dominance, but then more emphasis is put into the beauty of the female actress.

As for why one is more common than the other , this mostly comes out of a fact that the human brain seeks novelty. Since we start with fetishes of dominance and assertiveness in porn, thinking we'll fuck lots of women and shit, with time we go to porn that shames US instead, because it's "new".


 No.5537433

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>>5537306

>>5536909

>>5537265

>>5537404

>imagine being this upset that some people have a bigger penis than you


 No.5537454

>>5537433

I'm not really? I'm just saying the black dick shit is a myth.

I do have a six inch dick. Some people have it bigger, some have it smaller, but mine gets the job done, so who cares?


 No.5537488

Mine is just over 5 inches long with a 5 inch girth. Is it enough to pleasure a women anons?


 No.5537516

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>>5537454

well I'm not a nigger, thanks the Lord.

>>5537488 (checked)

yes, unless they're a whore


 No.5537540

>>5537488

You're a bit below the max length of a vaginal canal so as said here >>5537516 you'll be fine unless she's a slut who stretched herself out

Then again I have fucked sluts and then you just have to be stronk at the tongue game, but that shit's nasty and I wouldn't do it again


 No.5537781

>>5537113

Look, homie. It really doesn't matter, period.

You are worried about the preferances and opinions of a biologically inferior sex that's sole purpose is to breed and raise children (from an evolutionary standpoint.) The only thing they can effectively provide a man is sex, and when you remove that from the equation, you get a useless bag of meat and skin that can barely gather berries from a bush before having to take an hour break.

They make shit laborers, shit politicians, shit philosophers, shit innovators, shit warriors, and really excel at fucking, eating, sleeping, and giving birth. To be honest with you on actually raising a kid though, they have also proven pretty shitty at even doing that.

You kind of have to feel sorry for them. Men never needed an empowerment movement to prove they were intelligent, strong, and brave. Men don't sit and talk about one thing for hours on end, because we have a variety of things to talk about, not just dicks and other women we don't like, but ideals, hobbies, dreams that can be made possible, cars, technology, gains etc. etc.

Women have one thing they are really good at, probably the best at, and that is bringing a man to orgasm. If i had one only positive trait in this world, i'd exploit the fuck out of it and make it the main interest of my life. These bitches are good at fucking, so they obsess over dick, it's size, and what it looks like. Simple as that.

So lighten the fuck up, it's great to be a man, we can do anything and everything in this world and excel at it. Who cares if you got a 4 inch dick.

Hotwheels i hope your arm length dick gets stuck in between one of your wheels


 No.5537842

>>5537433

This guy >>5537404 kinda had a good explanation though. However, one should still question why he bothered to write a fucking thesis about black cocks.


 No.5537850

>>5537404

>The reason for this is that independent of your politics, you still see blacks as inferiors and servants.

I actually don't, I was born in the 90s. But then, I also don't really watch porn because I don't like to see dicks while trying to fap.

But the reason it's really rough…I mean, anything with fucking is automatically "hardcore" (btw LOL at omg actual sex = HARDCORE WOW WHO HAS ACTUAL SEX), which implies roughness, plus interracial is for all of those various racial tensions and awkwardness people feel, and also very bound up in taboo regardless of what color you are, even if it's granny taboo.

But like I said, I don't watch porn let alone interracial so maybe people watching actually do think of it like that. Blacks males are supposed to be the "physically gifted studs" compared to white men thanks to them doing very well in sports and some of the gene groups being genuinely exceptional at running.

Does this mean I can break into a whole new market by taping myself having soft, adoring sex with black girls? Porn for well-adjusted people who still enjoy porn?

>with time we go to porn that shames US instead, because it's "new".

Also success breeds cuckery. Maybe my family just isn't rich enough for me to want to lick nigger asshole while he pounds the love of my life above me and tears of arousal run down my faggy little cheeks.

>>5537454

Why would you reply, they've not even baited the hooks. Have some standards, anon.

>>5537781

But women actually used to work hard and do all sorts of things. They worked together with their husbands to keep their kids safe and fed back when the world was harder. Men assumed more risk, they assumed more drudge work, but it was an actual equal division of labor.

People have gone full retard now, but that doesn't mean women were these helpless drooling retards throughout history (except for nobility who usually were because it wasn't proper for them to read too much or wtf ever). The thing is, the feminists are fucking lying. Men didn't force women to do as they pleased all throughout history, women RAISED their children to act according to the gender roles because it kept them alive and helped build a more useful society through solidarity in uncertain times.

Basically, feminists have this idea that women are weak, useless, and inferior and it's mens' fault for not treating them like children; they just won't say it. You're acting edgy, but you're still sucking up their propaganda and revisionism. Women of the old world were some serious shit. They were lithe and lean and muscled and their hands showed their industriousness in callouses, burns, scars. They fucked like rabbits and they spoke lake ladies, didn't feel the need to kill off their unborn children, and would go on making sure their eight kids were fed and clean and clothed, did their chores, didn't swear, kept up in school…and they still found time to make sure their husbands' balls were well drained before they went to sleep at night. If there was a bumper crop or risk of early frost, or just a big farm, they'd go out in the fields and help get the harvest in.

All of your bullshit about women being innately inferior is just you making an excuse for them acting like shit now. Don't let them off easy like that. Women used to be worth fucking.


 No.5537886

Muhh dick


 No.5537889

>>5537850

My nigga

I agree with your whole point on the lower part, but I think the main thing with weird fetishes IS that porn breeds new ones, dude.

You don't have any cause you don't watch it.

Basically you get bored of just girls, then you get bored of just lesbians, then suddenly you're seeing a shemale the fucked by a goat and you're questioning how is that even fappable as you cum.


 No.5537892

>>5536344

What do you mean by bone pressed?


 No.5537897

>>5537892

Nevermind just read the thread


 No.5537898

>>5537892

Pressing the ruler or measuring tape against the "fat pad" at the base of your dick. It's technically a way of getting the "true" length since you're gonna use that when you're thrusting.

You usually gain a half inch or so.


 No.5537954

File: 1458695473782.jpg (116.27 KB, 518x396, 259:198, woah there m8.jpg)

Is being satisfied with your penis length a good thing?


 No.5537959

>>5537889

But I've been masturbating to the same sorts of things the whole time, lol

>>5537898

It's bullshit is what it is, your dick goes way inside of your pelvis and even goes in and out of it a little while you're fucking, but that doesn't count.


 No.5537969

>>5537959

You press against the fat pad pretty hard so you use it. I do think some people exaggerate the bone-pressed measure to feel better about themselves though

Some guys stretch their dicks down, stab themselves in the pelvis and tug on the length to get the best measure

That's how you get 99% of the internet having 7 to 9 inch dongs, oft attached to pics of smaller ones.


 No.5537979

>>5537969

You get 99% of the internet having 7 to 9 inch dongs because they make shit up and post a pic of someone else's penis. Measure from the top unless you're going to be resting your knees on the girls' back and staring at her feet while you fuck, lol


 No.5537983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>5537954

It isn't good or bad either, btw dick rate threads belong to halfchan


 No.5537988

>>5537979

That's why I added non-bone pressed length up there, oy.


 No.5538015

>>5537969

You get 99% of the internet having 7 to 9 inch dongs because they make shit up and post a pic of someone else's penis. Measure from the top unless you're going to be resting your knees on the girls' back and staring at her feet while you fuck, lol


 No.5538040

File: 1458696925267.jpeg (13.92 KB, 250x236, 125:118, image.jpeg)

>>5537850

You know what, you are a cool guy. I like where this conversation is going.

>Equal division of labor

Raising and protecting kids for 14-15 years= Hunting, Going to War, Defending the village, Blacksmithing and other metalworking, Diplomacy, merchanting, most farm work, etc. etc.

Yeah, i don't think you can call that equal division of Labor. Sure, you can probably provide a few anecdotal examples of women doing equal amounts of labor, but for all of written history this typically was not the case.

>People have gone full retard now, but that doesn't mean women were these helpless drooling retards throughout history (except for nobility who usually were because it wasn't proper for them to read too much or wtf ever). The thing is, the feminists are fucking lying. Men didn't force women to do as they pleased all throughout history, women RAISED their children to act according to the gender roles because it kept them alive and helped build a more useful society through solidarity in uncertain times

>Except for nobility

>Nobility

I think you have your shit mixed up, noble women were the educated individuals in society and actually played a part in politics, philosophy, and other typically male dominated activities. If anything, you should be using them as an anecdotal example of women that actually, you know, did something other than breed.

>Men didn't force women to do what they pleased throughout history.

This is true, but has nothing to do with my original point. My only point is women are weak and are only good for sexual intercourse and co-ed raising of a child.

>That entire third paragraph

When tho… What time in recorded history was all of that ever true… When.

>Making an excuse for them acting like shit now.

I don't give a fuck if this is past, present, or future. Women have always been shit. There is a reason they were not allowed to vote up until recently. There is a reason they were called "Spoils of War" and not "Combatants". There is a reason they rarely held any position of power. There is a reason you saw men in slaughterhouses and metalworking and women in textile factories. There is a reason for all this shit: Women are incapable of really doing jack shit besides being kept in a house to fuck and raise kids.


 No.5538041

>>5536344

44 thousand six hundred and fifty inches long and 4 miles wide


 No.5538047

>>5538040

who would post this much?


 No.5538053

Just over 7" (bone-pressed) or 6.5" (from the side) by 6.5". I'm white. I remember my girlfriend feeling scared when she first saw it, and I also remember my ex asking to measure it.

>>5537265

I very clearly remember pulling out of my girl to see blood all over my dick. We thought her period came on; it then started a few days later. Funny to think about. She also gets a little bruising from it, but hey she also loves it.


 No.5538062

>>5537113

if that's a complete load of bullshit ill admit im impressed anon, 2/5 very creative.


 No.5538067

in case anyone was wondering the key of david is bout 7.5 inches long and about 6 inches around

nobody knows what to do about me huh


 No.5538092

thread kill


 No.5538093

>>5538040

First of all, I'm saying women took care of kids AND worked.

Secondly, one man did not do metalworking, war, diplomacy, merchanting and farm work all in one. In populated areas where that went on, people chose a trade…and their wives helped them, generally.

>I think you have your shit mixed up, noble women were the educated individuals in society and actually played a part in politics, philosophy, and other typically male dominated activities. If anything, you should be using them as an anecdotal example of women that actually, you know, did something other than breed.

Nice Shakespearean take on things, but the nobility sucked ass. You here all about the actually noble and educated ones and the exceptionally cruel ones, but a lot of them were worthless inbred nepotistic faggots. A good king is better than a democracy, but a mediocre king is shitty enough to never want to mention.

>when

Everywhere wealth sufficient for complacency wasn't. All of this bitching about income inequality now? The reason the US has income inequality of such an extreme level is because it CAN. We're overflowing with abundant, cheap material goods. People can make less proportionately, pay higher taxes and bills than before, and STILL have enough left over to buy more dumb shit. It's not just women, they were just the ones who enjoyed it first because appliances took away home labor and for some reason men were shutting them out of most of the new industrial jobs at first, so they got lazy, demanding, whiny, etc. I mean, that's oversimplified…a lot of things led up to it. The whole cherish and protect women thing got way fucking out of hand and spoiled em rotten.

But now even men are getting stupid body hair shavers and vanity size clothing and bitching about their imaginary genders all day. I mean, the LA fags is a great example of success ruining men too.

>I don't give a fuck if this is past, present, or future.

"I'm uninformed and proud"

>Women have always been shit.

"I believe things arbitrarily"

>There is a reason they were not allowed to vote up until recently.

Because they didn't want to. No, seriously, they didn't want to for the most part. They were raised by their mothers not to want to.

>There is a reason they were called "Spoils of War" and not "Combatants".

The raping and treating women like livestock thing is SUPER overblown because of feminist propaganda. Yeah, women got raped during sieges because the attackers had been sitting out in trenches getting boiling pitch poured on them for months and nary a camp whore dared come near enough. And the men were killed wholesale, in general. The fact that rape is even noted down in historical records is indication that it's remarkable, a breach of military conduct, and was considered unworthy behavior. As for sex slaves, that was more the style of the Hebrews, Egyptians, and sometimes Greeks and Romans. It certainly happened plenty with Europe, but not so much in the grand scheme of things compared to all of the European wars, and not that much compared to normal, generic slavery at all.

>There is a reason they rarely held any position of power. There is a reason you saw men in slaughterhouses and metalworking and women in textile factories.

I don't recall saying women possessed upper body strength equal to men. At the time, someone still had to make textiles all day. Equal division of labor does not mean identical division of labor.

>There is a reason for all this shit: Women are incapable of really doing jack shit besides being kept in a house to fuck and raise kids.

The thing is, I just know of lots and lots of women who shrugged off the daffy housewife thing and also didn't become retarded shrill feminazis, and accomplished remarkable breakthroughs in a variety of technical fields. Take Grace Hopper, for instance. Now, you get more genius men then genius women, and you also have more super dumb men doing petty crime poorly.

The bell curve has always been flatter in nearly everything for men than women; you're just blind to the lower half of it, where both genders are concerned. May not dovetail with your MGTOWing, but them's the truths.

>>5538047

What's wrong with posting a lot?


 No.5538101

>>5538053

>>5538067

Please see:

>>5536909

To summarize: Yes, we know that the average dick size on imageboards is always 7 or 8 inches, there's no need to keep asserting it :^)


 No.5538113


 No.5538123

>>5537265

>>5537404

>>5537781

>>5537850

>>5538040

>>5538093

>dick size thread turns to debating the fundamental nature of gender, politics, the duality of man, and performance distributions

Don't go to 8chan, they said. It's full of nothing but moronic stormfags, they said.


 No.5538355

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File: 1458702092829-1.png (141.84 KB, 1053x685, 1053:685, pen1.png)

8.3 x 7.5 best measured morning wood.

It's overrated. I scared girls off in what should have been my prime years for best quality cunt. Now I don't give a shit.

Women can't estimate, btw. Back when r/bigdickproblems was new, I learned that EVERY SINGLE WOMAN who talked about dick size, was way off. Too high, or too low after they ditched the guy.

>>5538123

It's pretty impressive, really. Maybe /b/ is picking back up again.


 No.5538369

>>5538355

I'm confused about your graphic - how are the percentages measured? Does that mean 100% of dudes have 8.50 dicks? I'm so confused


 No.5538395

>>5538369

Not percentage, percentile.

I'll use retard propaganda for you:

"The 1% who owns everything and didn't gib me muh benefits" are all in the 99th percentile because they have more dosh than 99% of people.

If 58% of people are richer than you, you're in the 42nd percentile, so on. You're also in each percentile lower than you because it's by inclusivity that way, but they rate things at exact percentile in general, rounded to whatever precision. If your kid scored in the 95th percentile and you have cash, maybe they can go to an Ivy League school or so on (I don't actually know if Ivy League has super high standards or is just expensive and pretentious, that's just an example)


 No.5538574

I have a pencil dick. What do I do?


 No.5538597

File: 1458706365834.jpg (11.01 KB, 260x308, 65:77, an_hero.jpg)


 No.5538603

>>5537540

>but that shit's nasty and I wouldn't do it again

I love seeing guys wise up to this.

You don't know what's been there. And it's a good way to get cancer.


 No.5538638

>>5537983

At least this isn't a dick rating thread but a dick discussion thread.


 No.5538664

>>5538574

Pencil is mightier than sword, so write with it!


 No.5538697

>>5536964

You're supposed to measure your dick along the top while it's erect. You press the measuring tape into the fat pad above your dick as much as you can without hurting yourself. You should feel your pelvic bone. This is "bone-pressed erect length", and is how you properly measure a dick.

My dick is exactly 7" long, and just over 5.75" around. That's top 7% and 3% respectively.

I know some of the guys with "small" dicks (4 inches is plenty gents) might think my dick is awesome, but honestly it's caused me more grief than pleasure. For one, I had no fucking idea that I should be buying much bigger condoms. I thought struggling to keep my dick hard with regular condoms on was normal, considering how much every pussy whines about them. Any time I'd go soft, bitches would literally scream at me or even hit me. Fucking retarded sluts.

Had 2 ladies outright turn the dick down, and other women had to really be in the mood. Of the ones who would fuck me, they often were very sore and sometimes they bled and/or got chafed. Sex longer than 10 minutes was generally not an option, which sucks because it takes me forever to get off.

Only in the past few years have I had access to a woman who can take my dick the way a dick is meant to be taken: balls deep and rough as fuck. Sex used to feel like a chore, but for once I actually feel satisfied.

On another note: women are fucking *terrible* at estimating things. One of them was telling her friends I had an 11 inch dick that could be mistaken for a forearm. Because of this (and because she's retarded), one of them saw my dick and said it was small. lolwut?

Don't count on women to know shit about anything. Bust out the measuring tape and figure out how big your dick is. Match it up to the chart on >>5538355 and see where you fit. It's the only way to be sure.


 No.5538726

>>5538093

> I just know of lots and lots of women who shrugged off the daffy housewife thing and also didn't become retarded shrill feminazis, and accomplished remarkable breakthroughs in a variety of technical fields.

Prove it


 No.5538739

>>5538697

>it's caused me more grief than pleasure. For one, I had no fucking idea that I should be buying much bigger condoms. I thought struggling to keep my dick hard with regular condoms on was normal, considering how much every pussy whines about them. Any time I'd go soft, bitches would literally scream at me or even hit me. Fucking retarded sluts.

How do we all seem to end in such weird corners of the internet?


 No.5538742

File: 1458708555437.jpg (103.78 KB, 468x736, 117:184, shaquille hoopz.jpg)

I wonder if Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend had dick fitting problems


 No.5538831

>>5537781

> it's great to be a man, we can do anything and everything in this world and excel at it. Who cares if you got a 4 inch dick.

You just spent the rest of your post explaining how a woman's purpose in life, and what they are good at, is to have sex. While men have to work to survive, women just get to pick who they want to fuck and then fuck them. And for that society will give them everything they need to survive. They will never have to work. They will get automatic sympathy from the majority of society. This then has not only social effects but economic and academic and legal effects, with all those systems being biased in women's favor, to make it so, if a woman chooses to work or learn or fight a legal battle, despite never having to, since society gives them anything anyway, then she will have a much easier time than a man trying to do the same thing.

But it's great to be a man! You get to be a slave of all trades.


 No.5538850

>>5538093

> and for some reason men were shutting them out of most of the new industrial jobs at first

Because if the man didn't actually earn his living he'd become homeless. A woman "earns" her living by getting to have sex. For that, she gets room and board and the love and sympathy of the majority of the world.


 No.5538853

>>5538742

She has said publicly that his dick was normal sized, like 6". Which is also what multiple studies have found on penis size correlations. Penis size doesn't correlated with foot, hand, or nose size, nor height.


 No.5538874

File: 1458710548689.png (1.3 MB, 2010x1406, 1005:703, journal.pone.0133079.g002.PNG)

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079

tl;dr: A Study in which women were presented with 3D printed cylinders of various lengths and widths and told to pick the one that best represented their ideal penis chose almost the exact average penis for long-term relationships, in the 6" range, and about a 1/10th of an inch longer penis for one-night stands.


 No.5538899

http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/2014/04/23/big-penis-big-problem-in-a-marriage-study

In one of the nations with the highest average penis size, one of the #1 reasons wives cheat on their husbands is due to their penises being too big to comfortably accommodate during sex. They go for men closer to 6", again.

The thing people don't seem to get is that the vagina is developed from the same tissue as a the penis, and is roughly the same in size. Sure, some women are born with 10" deep vaginas just like some men are born with 10" dicks. But the average vagina is only ~4" deep unaroused, and that only stretches by 50% or so as it gets warmed up, meaning the average woman reaches her depth limit at 6-7".

And just as many women are smaller than that 6" average as there are women bigger than that 6" average. For every woman with a 10" vagina there's one with an impenetrable 2" vagina that can't comfortably fit a tampon, let alone a penis.

And like penis size, vaginal size has not been shown to correlate with any other factor. Not race, not height, not foot size. A 7" WNBA player may have a 5" vagina just like a guy like Shaq may have a 5" penis. A 5'0 woman may have an 8" vagina just like some 5'4 asian men have 8" penises.


 No.5538914

>>5538899

my ex would of had a narrow baby dick if she was a man. if we stopped having sex for ~3days she would tighten up and it would take a 5 or so days to get her cunt used to sex again.

i'm average but she made me feel like i was 10 inches. only thing i miss about her.


 No.5538916

I'm 25% bf and I barely gain any girth when I get hard. Does being fat cause that or do I just barely grow?


 No.5540299

>>5538916

fat does cause that but how big we talkin


 No.5540337

File: 1458741140618.jpg (110.07 KB, 750x541, 750:541, 1446509618451.jpg)

>>5537008

>press your dick back inside of your pelvis halfway

>It hurts like hell but causes no actual damage

>after you do it enough times it will stop hurting altogether, you may get a bit of very light bruising from doing it first time though.

>It's the medical standard for measuring dick length because normal pure-round erections are so volatile and unpredictable, with "surges".


 No.5541438

>tfw 7 inches dick KV

Is it good enough?


 No.5541480

7.5 inches, but I'm 6'5 tall, so it looks tiny. Everything in this world sucks. I really feel for the 4 inch penis guy though. If I were you anon, I would just push it out of my mind completely and do what niggers do, act like they're tough shit despite being scrawny stupid subhumans, they manage to get laid, you can too.


 No.5541485

File: 1458760788827.gif (43.77 KB, 133x240, 133:240, 15.gif)


 No.5541487

File: 1458760805859.gif (43.77 KB, 133x240, 133:240, 15.gif)


 No.5541488

File: 1458760818154.gif (43.77 KB, 133x240, 133:240, 15.gif)


 No.5541489

File: 1458760828738.gif (43.77 KB, 133x240, 133:240, 15.gif)


 No.5541492

File: 1458760847012.gif (43.77 KB, 133x240, 133:240, 15.gif)


 No.5542008

>>5540299

7.25x5

the skin on my dick is still a bit loose even when erect so im starting to think i have some mild-moderate ED


 No.5542078

>>5536344

French nigger here. Mine is 25cm erect.


 No.5546132

I can't get a good erection anymore so I can't really measure it properly but its about 16cm long and about 5cm wide, just over 6 and 2 inches for americucks, whilst soft and spongey. like it's not erect enough to keep straight or stand up so I have to put it on my desk to do the measuring

I reckon I could get another couple of centimeters out of it if I could get a proper erection


 No.5546158

>>5536370

This.

>>5536344

Also, wtf? OP has a 6x5 square shaped dick?


 No.5546183

>>5546158

He means girth, you fucking mongoloid. Also 6x5 isn't square. And how exactly would the NSA use fictitious penis length data?


 No.5546212

>>5546183

So what, OP's dick is shaped like a sphere? lel

OP doesn't know what size a normal channer's dick is so he comes up with a weird number like 6x5, that is how I know this is NSA.

Nice try NSA!


 No.5546217

>>5546212

So just pretending to be retarded


 No.5551016

>>5536344

Whiteboy here

7.5"

It used to be 8" when I was thinner but I lost 1/2" an inch due to pube fat.


 No.5551023

>>5538697

>Had 2 ladies outright turn the dick down, and other women had to really be in the mood. Of the ones who would fuck me, they often were very sore and sometimes they bled and/or got chafed. Sex longer than 10 minutes was generally not an option, which sucks because it takes me forever to get off.

You fucking liar, my dick is bigger than yours and I have never had a woman turn me down. I just can't get them to stop saying "oh my god!" when I'm fucking them.

Perhaps women turn you down because the rest of you is repulsive.




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