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part of the ship, part of the crew

File: 1458687093824.jpg (74.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, il.jpg)

 No.5537109

Lia Marie Johnson

 No.5537111

File: 1458687132663.jpg (52.03 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, iu.jpg)


 No.5537118

File: 1458687182364.png (1.24 MB, 640x1136, 40:71, lia.png)


 No.5537134

big fucking slut

i hate her


 No.5537136

File: 1458687416773.jpg (163.07 KB, 1600x1070, 160:107, s18.jpg)


 No.5537138

File: 1458687441812.jpg (96.81 KB, 640x640, 1:1, s16.jpg)


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File: 1458687737063.webm (2.28 MB, 460x816, 115:204, v5.webm)


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File: 1458687874979.webm (1.29 MB, 470x836, 235:418, v1.webm)


 No.5537185

File: 1458688064748.jpg (66.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, x.jpg)


 No.5537215

File: 1458688434193-0.webm (517.45 KB, 460x816, 115:204, d1.webm)

File: 1458688434195-1.webm (497.55 KB, 472x832, 59:104, d2.webm)


 No.5537270

>>5537185

I would love to just lean forward, put my hands on her side, and push her out that window


 No.5537272

File: 1458688920754.webm (725.79 KB, 420x746, 210:373, wtqk_1.webm)

the things i would do to her


 No.5537280

File: 1458689002878.jpg (88.99 KB, 1080x1099, 1080:1099, s3.jpg)


 No.5537307

File: 1458689180199.webm (463.21 KB, 692x718, 346:359, v4.webm)


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File: 1458689684537-1.webm (595.4 KB, 472x832, 59:104, s8'1.webm)


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 No.5537492

File: 1458690845165.jpg (71.4 KB, 260x800, 13:40, 1437443858837.jpg)

Be careful, she is Illuminated…


 No.5537507

The tongue is one of the most important organs in the body and even more so for those on The Path.

With a long enough frenulum, the tongue becomes one of the most powerful tools for achieving higher levels of consciousness. When the tongue can stretch back far enough, there are many benefits, such as:

-A small bulb underneath the pineal gland can be rubbed to produce a delightful nectar named Amrita. This is of a limitless supply and allows one to go without food, yet still be healthy. It is also said to give immortality.

-Can dramatically change the body's metabolism to the point where some have been known to go into a type of consious hybernation for as long as one month, while buried underground without food, water or air.

-Can calcify the pineal gland.

-Important in raising Kundalini, which is the goal of most mystical practices.

-Allows one to achieve the highest states of Meditation.

-Allows Nadi Shodhana to be performed without needing to use hands.

-Potentially sustained non-ejaculatory orgasm can be triggered)

Here is a video describing the technique used in order to achieve this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14GH7NxNYg

If you want quicker results, keep the tongue stretched back as often as possible. Results come quickly.

Namaste.


 No.5537523

File: 1458691075584.jpg (92.78 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, stained shirt.jpg)


 No.5537547

File: 1458691227738.png (1.34 MB, 1200x1344, 25:28, d.png)

xray


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 No.5537631

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 No.5537665

File: 1458692382964.webm (2.88 MB, 480x720, 2:3, v2.webm)

oops


 No.5537667

File: 1458692412499.jpg (142.19 KB, 599x869, 599:869, ss.jpg)

she's so sweet


 No.5537716

File: 1458692712038.webm (2.89 MB, 476x846, 238:423, v8.webm)


 No.5537725

>>5537134

Wizard detected


 No.5537726

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 No.5537748

File: 1458693046296.webm (907 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Hail Satan.webm)

TOO OLD

No longer relevant


 No.5537757

File: 1458693142903.jpg (120.17 KB, 857x1024, 857:1024, s.jpg)

choker


 No.5537818

File: 1458693890804.jpg (19.17 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Pedobear Too Old.jpg)


 No.5537848

File: 1458694155086.gif (7.94 MB, 644x560, 23:20, da.gif)


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File: 1458696442674.jpg (149.22 KB, 696x1024, 87:128, s4.jpg)


 No.5538064

File: 1458697456991.jpg (106.78 KB, 471x448, 471:448, lpl010.jpg)

She looked better when she was younger!


 No.5538069

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File: 1458697553098-1.webm (176.25 KB, 450x676, 225:338, f2.webm)


 No.5538075

>>5537748

>>5537818

>>5538064

You guys are out of your mind.


 No.5538127

>>5538069

Look at that beergut on her. Did she just eat mexican food or something?


 No.5538180

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 No.5538192

File: 1458699241734.gif (2.56 MB, 320x239, 320:239, b8.gif)

>>5537109

welp

not interested in her anymore


 No.5538210

File: 1458699546587.jpg (73.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, lia.jpg)

>>5538127

don't hate


 No.5538213

File: 1458699617215.gif (1.88 MB, 500x499, 500:499, i.gif)


 No.5538216

>>5538213

hey look a whale


 No.5538217

>over 18

what's the appeal now?


 No.5538240

File: 1458700080221.jpg (88.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, j.jpg)

>>5538217

Shes actually 19, but i didn't expect more from /b/.


 No.5538472

File: 1458703740895.jpg (16.04 KB, 500x326, 250:163, 086 - ZOFwyXm.jpg)

I just get depressed looking at pretty girls now. It reminds me ill never get a qt to love me.


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 No.5540783

File: 1458752219979.jpg (225.6 KB, 1200x1682, 600:841, xv.jpg)

>>5538472

We can still dream, anon.


 No.5540818

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 No.5540819

File: 1458753129108.jpg (57.65 KB, 500x629, 500:629, a.jpg)


 No.5540823

File: 1458753207403.jpg (53.73 KB, 640x640, 1:1, lia.jpg)


 No.5540824

>>5538240

She fucks niggers too?


 No.5540841

File: 1458753819858.jpg (1.23 MB, 816x796, 204:199, 325124555235523.jpg)

>>5540824

yes :^)


 No.5540848

File: 1458753927337.webm (885.72 KB, 270x480, 9:16, sports bra.webm)

>>5540824

No, Lia is pure.


 No.5540870

File: 1458754484027.jpg (163.19 KB, 745x994, 745:994, box.jpg)

Did someone order a Lia?


 No.5540888

File: 1458755018088.jpg (92.77 KB, 563x869, 563:869, da.jpg)


 No.5540944

why does /b/ like her? i mean she's hot as fuck but she looks just like every other instagram celebrity, and looks/acts like a mudshark. i dont really care if she is, but it goes against everything /b/ usually idolizes.


 No.5540968

>>5540944

You can say the same thing about Chloe or any other famous waifu out there

You have to know who she is in order to understand the appeal.


 No.5541070

>>5540968

but chloe definitely seems more "innocent" or prude. this girl has a much sexier/curvier body which attracts more niggers and thugs than chloe's, posts dirtier shit on snapchat/insta, and was probably shekeled into plowing thugs for reparations when she was on kids react (pretty sure she's the kids react queen, not 100%)


 No.5541092

>>5540968

>>5541070

oh wow just saw that new chloe thread so this holds less weight. dude looks like a frank ocean type more than basketball player or some shit though. lia looks more like she'd steer towards the direction of those icarly girls.


 No.5541095

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 No.5541146

File: 1458757758379.gif (3.03 MB, 335x342, 335:342, jiv.gif)

>>5541070

The pics and webms posted in this thread are definitely of the sexier kind.

As far as i know Chloe has already been tainted, while Lia only hangs around the white crowd.


 No.5541200

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File: 1458764804814.webm (512.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yoga.webm)


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File: 1458764925591.jpg (230.11 KB, 1024x1862, 512:931, t.jpg)


 No.5541953

Good thread

Also, more like these please >>5540818 >>5537631


 No.5541954

File: 1458766242526.jpg (164.24 KB, 467x411, 467:411, 1401879406872.jpg)


 No.5541963

What if, one of us manages to infiltrate her life, got close and

A. Chooses the easy route: Ruffies her and gets her pregnant or

B. Chooses the hard route: Gets in her pants with concent and gets her pregnant

?

Will that make /b/'s first real offspring? Will that be on the record that we've procreated?


 No.5542349

File: 1458771604503.webm (1.42 MB, 474x830, 237:415, lia.webm)

>>5541963

I'll volunteer


 No.5542391

File: 1458772336684.webm (5.91 MB, 768x432, 16:9, b.webm)


 No.5542466

File: 1458773775464.jpg (95.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, i.jpg)


 No.5542477

>>5542466

My god she is sexy. More please

Also checked


 No.5542500

File: 1458774277255.png (124.57 KB, 853x469, 853:469, Waifu-1.png)

>>5538472

VR this year /b/ro.

No worries we will all have qt's now.


 No.5542519

File: 1458774542279.png (492.69 KB, 500x766, 250:383, god_save_the_queen.png)

>>5541963

Just thinking about the amount of freaks doing this to boxxy makes my blood boil.


 No.5543653

File: 1458787473172.jpg (155.49 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 2.jpg)


 No.5543676

File: 1458787571841.webm (1.25 MB, 480x706, 240:353, Lias bouncing boobies.webm)

>>5537272

xrayed version


 No.5543730

File: 1458787999448.webm (1.72 MB, 376x668, 94:167, towel.webm)


 No.5543748

File: 1458788203398.webm (2.86 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, slut on stage.webm)


 No.5550876

4c5y487t347848


 No.5550932

File: 1458910120132-0.webm (1.95 MB, 640x640, 1:1, wrestle.webm)

File: 1458910120132-1.webm (1.31 MB, 376x668, 94:167, vid8.webm)

>>5550876

Wait which place is this for?

I can't keep track of which line of characters is for what anymore.


 No.5552678

File: 1458941644690.webm (2.82 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 2.webm)


 No.5552841

>>5552678

Is this for real?


 No.5552849

>>5540848

>Lia is pure

>>5550932


 No.5552851

Stupidity radiates from her face


 No.5556700




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