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File: f7718e6e23a7ba9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 412.3 KB, 800x940, 40:47, d34bff15e77e3bc9b28fd93aa6….png)

 No.6598737

whats the biggest secret you have?

my cock

no seriously, my biggest secret is that im actually unable to feel emotions like guilt, regret, anger, jealousy and i feign anger when it is convenient and useful

 No.6598747

If I called you a spook would you stop existing?


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 No.6598761

>>6598758

Spook.


 No.6598772

>>6598761

congratulations you have now made my surreal


 No.6598774

File: d78039952ee8332⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.86 KB, 550x600, 11:12, 1439930929094.jpg)

i love eating a lot


 No.6598776

>>6598737

>im a dark villain

so edgy


 No.6598779

i identify as a little girl


 No.6598784

>>6598774

That lasagna looks like fucking puke. It probably got made in a fucking microwave, you pleb.


 No.6598785

I am the hacker known as 4chan


 No.6598828

File: 90d3d2ff5ef816a⋯.jpg (521.44 KB, 893x845, 893:845, u9028800120100b01011ce028c….jpg)

>>6598737

i act like oldfag but im new here


 No.6598831

I

AM

A

DUCK

>Fuck, it feels soooo good to finally get that off my chest.

Quack. (No echo)


 No.6598836

I think bugs bunny looks hot when he cross dresses


 No.6598837

I piss and blow my loads in my girlfriend's food/drinks all the time, and she'll hopefully never know


 No.6598850

>>6598837

>wont know

why not


 No.6598857

>>6598850

because that would ruin how turned on it makes me


 No.6598858

File: ee9c99d07c47e95⋯.jpg (32.13 KB, 184x220, 46:55, duck 01.jpg)


 No.6598867

>>6598858

Where?


 No.6598878

I switched a coworkers anxiety medication with her sleeping medication during work around lunchtime. I did this because I knew everyone else in the office was leaving early that day. After everyone left I waited until I heard snoring and went to her desk and started fondling her and came on her feet. This ended up getting a janitor fired as she woke up and saw him hovering over her and assumed it was him. Afterwards, she went to go pick her kids up from daycare and got into an auto accident on the way. Her vehicle was totaled and she was charged with driving under influence.

That was my secret but sadly her problems only grew worse from there. I admit I was responsible for the above. Below is not my fault but I still feel somewhat guilty

The accident caused her a lot of problems that spiraled in the next few months. CPS was called which ended up getting her kids taken out of her custody. And since she couldnt drive anymore she had to rely on family which caused a strain on her marriage and ended up in divorce. After I molested her and changed her medication it took about 8 months of me watching her every week and hear about everything. It was like a pit. She just couldnt get out of bad trouble. Id watch her situation get worse and worse every time I walked into work. She was fired abruptly one day but my other secret is that I was trying very hard and messing with schedules in order to replicate that situation again. I could never get alone with her and I wanted to fondle her again so badly. She was a BBW with huge breasts, long nipples, ass for days, and a very warm and nice looking pussy with stubble. She obviously shaved often


 No.6598881

>>6598857

getting your balls drained with hunger wouldnt do it?


 No.6598882

File: 3e5a67e5a14cc62⋯.jpg (19.67 KB, 180x215, 36:43, look up.jpg)


 No.6600289

File: e1112814004aca9⋯.jpg (159.86 KB, 800x600, 4:3, pt.jpg)


 No.6600308

>>6598878

dude. high five


 No.6600326

>leftynigger is an emotionless, manipulative cunt

Literally nothing to be surprised about here.


 No.6602351

>>6600326

hi pol


 No.6606094

im a cat


 No.6606606


 No.6607475

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Between the ages of 11 and 18 I had sexual contact with my cousins (8 and 10 when we started) and some times I wonder if that's a regret for them.

We used to watch Full House together while making out, and to this day I can't hear that fucking theme song without remembering it. It's like Pavlovian conditioning.

I could be very well the only human being who relates the sentence "whatever happened to predictability" with having a finger inside a 9 year old pussy.


 No.6609475

>>6598878

That. Is. Depressing.


 No.6609543

>>6598737

I am waiting for my parents to die so I can no guilt just blow my brains out.

This may take 20 years, but I have nothing to look forward to in life. This may get dull.


 No.6609628

File: 71cc017fa5ea0fe⋯.png (69.45 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 71c.png)

>>6598737

I was buying weed from a girl and her boyfriend late at night and they said they were going to a walmart on the other side of my town, so I got into their car with my wallet and the girl drove there. nobody said anything.

they didnt actually go to walmart.

they went to an alley a block away. the boyfriend pulled a gun on me and told me to get out of the car, grabbed his ass while he was getting out and threw him on the ground, started beating him to a pulp, started booting his face in right infront of his girlfriend who is screaming at me by now, got up and ran home. t-shirt was bloody.


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 No.6609658

>>6607475

Cool story. I wish I had an incestuous childhood threeway stories. Why did you quit?


 No.6609703

>>6609658

Because they cancelled Full House!

Just kidding, I honestly don't know. We just did it less and less, and we also saw each other less and less.

I haven't seen them in years.


 No.6609737

>>6609628

Wouldn't they make more money with you as a long term customer?


 No.6609752

>>6609737

Not if they never actually had the weed.


 No.6609784

My dad may or may not have in some way shape or form helped kill people for the government and I have no fucking idea WTF is actually true anymore other than he was in some way working as a part of USAF special forces

There's some family history too, all I know about my grandfather on my dad's side career in WW2 is that he worked in some kind of extremely classified and denied encrypted radio station OCONUS

also, I'm kind of probably totally fucking insane, and I have no idea if some of the shit I experience is reality or just paranoia

I know, however, that the above things are true because my dad told me them directly in person and I've never had a significant non-drug related hallucination that I couldn't identify as a hallucination. I know that probably doesn't make much sense but basically I hear shit rarely like demonic whispering and other shit but I can tell it's not real. At least I fucking hope not. I just also think the world is probably run by some sort of fucked up shadow government probably based in western europe that happens to have control over most of western media and governments.


 No.6609860

I buy used underwear from the Salvation Army


 No.6609866

>>6609628

Ok, but why?


 No.6610274

im straight


 No.6610307

>>6598737

>>6598737

I thought the word for that is sociopath


 No.6610329

>>6610307

Neither of the words have a specific criteria either unofficial or medical.

A useful term is the dark triad, both would fit under that category.


 No.6610906

>>6598737

i know you


 No.6610931

>>6598878

How thirsty can you even be?


 No.6610950

I am hansome, super intelligent, perceptive and insightful. Yes I know what you are thinking but really…..Its living a nightmare, you realize, that at the end of the day, everyone around you is controlled essentially by their basest desires, (sex, power over others, vanity, belonging) and/or fucked up fetishes, its really their only goals in life, and there is nothing you can do about it. It's incredibly lonely, you can never talk to anyone about anything, either they don't follow, or they assume something different to what you are trying to explain, they aren't able to put emotional biases aside to discuss topics rationally. I wish I died a long time ago so I didn't have to be aware of how lonely and how increasingly disgusted I am with the human race, if a Comet or asteroid was about to hit the earth, i'd probably happy as balls. Some days I wish I was some average looking road worker with a 7/10 wife and a 110 IQ, because then at least I'd be happy with the small niche I had carved out for myself.


 No.6612159

>>6610950

Is this pasta?


 No.6612162

File: d2eb7c32020970a⋯.jpg (60.4 KB, 283x276, 283:276, d2eb7c32020970ab6998e50d53….jpg)

my dick is only five inches :^(


 No.6612219

>>6598878

you're a prick


 No.6612235

>>6612162

It's okay, the average is like 5.5 (depending on the study), so you're really not too far behind.

Sometimes you can see as low as 4.5, sometimes you can see as high as 6.5, so a good estimate is about 5.5. You're not abnormal.


 No.6612238

>>6609784

You should see someone. you are insane


 No.6612239

>>6598737

I'm planning on suiciding myself sometime this year.


 No.6612270

>>6609784

Well youre right about the shadow government thing. It's basically run with the help of shabbos goyim the masons and the jews. Are your dad a mason?


 No.6612282

>>6610950

Be patient, I know it's difficult, but that's all that can really be asked-for.That, and that giant meteor will probably be along before too long anyhow, so try to make the best of your situation while you can.


 No.6612289

File: 0a465eeb7b7615b⋯.jpg (16.53 KB, 338x504, 169:252, jaffa.jpg)

>>6598737

What a surprise that the communist is also autistic. Check your genes you probably have the JEW in you too.


 No.6612291

Someones read my mind before. Not we had the same thought sort of thing, but I had a really weird fucked up thought and the other person corrected me without me even opening my mouth.


 No.6612612

>>6612291

mind is shared, only partially independent. trust me, im a 3000 level haxor.


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 No.6614650

>>6598878

>>6598878

You're fine, Anon, you even said it yourself - she was fat.


 No.6614669

I'm handsome.


 No.6615004

biggest secret is i only pretend to be pedophile

take that jews! :^)


 No.6615054

>bugs bunny looks hot when he cross dresses

>blow my loads in my girlfriend's food/drinks

>watch Full House together while making out

>incestuous childhood threeway stories

>used underwear from the Salvation Army

>pretend to be pedophile

MY PEOPLE, MY /B/


 No.6615752

>>6598737

that i am a golden bagel


 No.6615799

>>6610950

i understand what you mean, i have never expressed this to anyone before. im kind of glad that im not alone with these thoughts (except for the more dark ones)


 No.6616817

File: 299301529f39f84⋯.gif (481.97 KB, 500x281, 500:281, g1uzlmbho1_500.gif)

Everyone around me is a Liberal or Tranny supporting SJW that takes Buzzfeed as gospel. I don't believe any of it, and even have started to think perhaps the holocaust isn't as bad as its made out to be, because they need to put out something new about it every fucking year, when similar atrocities during recent history in other countries barely get a mention. And now everyone is shitting on Trump because he's a meanie? I'm starting to believe everyone around me is a fucking moron

help me


 No.6616821

>>6616817

>2017

>still hasn't taken the full redpill


 No.6616823

File: 4ea0817c93f7702⋯.png (975.14 KB, 759x527, 759:527, pepepepe.png)

File: a9611b943ed3b56⋯.jpg (61.47 KB, 396x400, 99:100, impact.jpg)


 No.6616836

I'm cool but i act anti social because fuck normies.


 No.6617480

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6616817

sounds like someone needs to watch The Greatest Story Never Told


 No.6617632

>>6616817

Just take an ax to their heads dumbass


 No.6617662

>>6607475

lucky son of a bitch


 No.6617912

I enjoy spanking girls and boys.


 No.6618555

>>6598774

That image always triggers me, when they say parsley but it's so obviously basil.

Why the fuck would it even be parsley? It's just baffling to me, even if you don't know what the fresh herbs looks like, who in their right mind would garnish fucking lasagna with parsley? Who would garnish lasagna with anything other than basil? A sick deranged man, that's who. If that was parsley then there is no doubt in my mind that the meat in that lasagna would be 50/50 dog and hooker. The noodles would probably be sheet rock.

Only a grade A psychopathic pervert would even fathom putting a garnish on lasagna that wasn't basil. It's really mind boggling. Disgusting

It makes me sick.


 No.6619163

Those are symptoms of psychopathy. Do you play a lot of reaper?


 No.6622236

>>6619163

no, is it good?


 No.6626601

im a cat really




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