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File: 84f2caac7c79eb6⋯.jpg (12.61 KB, 200x252, 50:63, juden.jpg)

 No.7535878

>in uni

>see girl in class

>she's shy, doesn't really say much

>seems artsy, she's always drawing stuff in her notebook in class

>she's got massive tits and a nice ass

>at the beginning of the quarter she asked if I wanted to join her study group

>I said yes; turns out the group is just me and her

>I ask if she wants to have some of the other students study with us

>She says no; she "learns more easily one on one."

>as the quarter goes on, she starts asking increasingly personal questions

>she wants to know what I do in my spare time, if I ever want to have kids, where I live, etc

>I always change the subject to dodge the questions

>she starts bringing me artsy shit she's made

>it's a bunch of pictures of couples

>yesterday she asks if I want to study with her at her house this weekend

>normally we meet in the library

>say yes

>tfw I don't know what's going to happen

>tfw she's a jew

What should I do /b/? She seems interested, and she's got amazing tits, but I don't want to get caught in some jewess' trap.

 No.7535879

Kys just in case


 No.7535890

File: d13b57378f3f3bd⋯.png (1.06 MB, 740x1231, 740:1231, d13b57378f3f3bd7df10bde94a….png)

Give her your genes anon


 No.7535891

>>7535878

Unless you are smart and she is stupid, which seems unlikely tbh, prepare your dick, anon.

She's probably hairy af, tho'.


 No.7535897

File: 935568245214b5a⋯.jpg (54.24 KB, 500x746, 250:373, 935568245214b5a657fa28ba41….jpg)

how can shiksas even compete


 No.7535902

>>7535890

But I don't want to fuck a jewess. She's hot, sure, and in any other instance I'd have no problem with fucking her, but she's a jew.


 No.7535904

File: 202439ed1418de1⋯.png (12.38 KB, 218x255, 218:255, literally me 4.png)

If you like her go for it, have some Holocaust roleplay if that tickles your pickle, and teach the mischling's how to be aryans.

Honestly who cares.


 No.7535905

>>7535902

There's literally nothing wrong with fucking jewesses. They even make better mothers than goy """women"""


 No.7535907

>>7535905

Hi Mr. Goldberg.


 No.7535912

File: bebb33230915d3e⋯.jpg (155.49 KB, 696x768, 29:32, bebb33230915d3ec1ce5dea6cf….jpg)

be a good goy and submit :^)


 No.7535917

File: afba5a70322c999⋯.png (111.38 KB, 445x265, 89:53, unudda .png)

>>7535902

i met a filthy jewess slut in college

fuckd her in the back of my car the first night i met her…

wound up being with her for 4 years - lived together and everything…

4 years of humiliating hell…

she cheated on me with both men and women constantly

total slob -and she had stank pussy 2 weeks out of the month…

but holy fuck her family… they hated my goy ass - and made no secret of it… vile, nasty detestable people…

and i tolerated all of it because she (and all jew whores)are DTF…

even she used to say; jewish girls at 20 are all tits and class, but jewish girls at 30 are all nose and ass…


 No.7535920

>>7535878

You might be better served asking this to >>>/jewess/


 No.7535934

>>7535878

>>7535902

>a jew

Only bad if she looks inbred.

Slight red flag with the personal questions and gifted pictures of couples. If she's cute I'd let that pass.

Test the waters. Look for typical jewish behavior. If she passes in the first couple of months, it'll probably be golden. Be wary of babytrap and big red flags the first year or so. If all looks well you might end up with a solid one.

>>7535891

Nothing wrong with a bit of hair, anon. It's what god intended.


 No.7535940

Pic or it never happened.


 No.7535949

File: 6d53964aa35be23⋯.jpg (10.14 KB, 255x255, 1:1, d2974cce44625079a8d9a711a4….jpg)

DON'T DO IT. DON'T BECOME AN ENOCH.


 No.7535971

Bullshit but do it anyway you stupid motherfucker


 No.7535977

>>7535934

>slight red flag with the personal questions and the gifted pictures of couples

What red flags are you referring to? I get that the "do you want to have kids" is a red flag, but what's suspicious about the pictures?


 No.7535979

>>7535977

>>7535934

She just wants to love him


 No.7535982

>>7535878

>she's a jew

Up until that point I would've given her the d.


 No.7535987

>>7535878

>in uni

>see girl in class

stopped reading after that

get better taste faggot


 No.7536009

Fucking loosers, you dont need to know about solipsism to notice that its false untill pics are uploaded.


 No.7536021

Marry her then move to Israel and become a nationalist


 No.7536103

>>7535878

She's clearly spilling her spaghetti over you, just bring your own condoms and open and don them yourself, and then take them with you when you're finished. AWALT


 No.7536113

>>7536103

>she's clearly spilling her spaghetti over you

But women can't spill their spaghetti; that would imply that they can be spergs.


 No.7536117

File: f5ff5d07d0362d0⋯.gif (63.46 KB, 718x404, 359:202, F3F8A0E7-6ED6-4598-B16D-84….gif)

>>7536113

unless if OP is falling for a TRAP


 No.7536128

Women can be spergs, it's just rare


 No.7536130

File: deeb8ccf7b249a5⋯.gif (2.12 MB, 369x266, 369:266, link 911.gif)

Op you want a real asshole move? Stand her up and say you have to do something. Then invite her over the next day to your house. She will absolutely spill her spaghetti.


 No.7536142

>>7535878

>Marry jewess

>Raise children with nationalistic values

>If DotR happens the sheer amount of Alt-right faggots and larpers will mean as long as she behaves you are safe

>If jews win your children inherit the earth as rulers

If you don't because she reveals she's psycho that's fine, but if you don't because 'hurr durr she jew' you're a moron.

Reminder that women are mindless holes and if you're man enough she will follow you instead of the jewish agenda.


 No.7536154

>>7536130

Why would that make her sperg out?


 No.7536169

File: c5a6855547de731⋯.png (266.05 KB, 495x281, 495:281, Capture.PNG)

Probably gonna drag you into a mlm scam, never trust a jew


 No.7536307

File: 98b2078de201ecd⋯.jpg (51.84 KB, 751x720, 751:720, 5a57967d6fe4854638be49cfa6….jpg)

>she is jewish

fucking retard

you better get with her asap. Her father is a rich as fuck banker and he will introduce you to his satanic club and you will become a business owner or banker or something after a few years as his right hand man. Also she wants your seeds so you better impregnate her and have 5 to 10 kosher little shlomos with her to ensure the existance of the jewish people.


 No.7536754

>>7536307

>wanting to be a pawn in the jewish machine

Anyway, I told her I'd meet her tomorrow. Anyone have any advice for what to do if she tries laying her reptillian eggs in me?


 No.7536785

>>7536754

Let it happen, it'll feel good and you'll be better for it.


 No.7536833

so you are going to skip an easy fuck for some memes

god grief


 No.7536879

>>7536754

You better tell us what happens tomorrow you nigger


 No.7536896

>>7536833

>some memes

I've been around jews before m8, and my experiences with them are that the memes are true. They're greedy, conniving, deceitful little shits, and for all I know she could be no different.


 No.7536904

File: d9443744b8f4eb8⋯.webm (1.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1492028758972.webm)


 No.7537002

If you're even considering fucking a jew, you're sub-human trash.


 No.7537557

>>7537002

But she's got amazing tits, and her ass is nice, and she's got a cute face, and really curvy hips…

Honestly, if it wasn't for the risk of bringing jewlets into the world, or the danger that she'd do something, I'd have no problem fucking her.


 No.7537576

>>7535878

Great opportunity to join the Jewish cabal, I don't see why not?


 No.7537908

>>7535878

Ask her what she thinks of Palestine


 No.7537932

oh and don't forget to bring me into their club once you are one of them. Good luck


 No.7537963

File: f6a9ed1ae8d0c8c⋯.jpg (73.41 KB, 1214x1140, 607:570, f6a9ed1ae8d0c8c2c8b7f295dd….jpg)

>>7535897

>>7535912

>tfw no Khazar milkers to suckle on


 No.7538148

>>7535878

Probably 5th generation Ashkenazi jew without race mixing, children will die in their youth if they don't racemix


 No.7538170

>>7537557

You're going to date her so just stop feeling guilty. See it as conquering and corrupting a Jew. She might have NAZI rape fantasies so you could end up living the dream.

If it turns serious convert her to Jesus. Unless you're a godless heathen, then you're both bound for hell regardless,


 No.7538182

Earth is flat and jews are covering it up together with masonjews: https://8ch.net/bbbb/res/146.html#6329


 No.7538187

>>7535917

Jews at 50: Ash and gas


 No.7538197

>>7535878

Give up tbh


 No.7538353

File: 00aaa78ff526742⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 415x498, 5:6, FacepalmAlice.gif)

>>7537557

>>7535878

Fucking really? Haven't we been over this? IT'S A FUCKING TRAP!!! Jewish bloodlines are MATRIARCHAL! In their view, the genes are passed down throught he women! ABORT! Don't stick your dick in kike! EVER!


 No.7538418

File: 7d22517c8944c4e⋯.jpg (58.33 KB, 540x617, 540:617, 7d22517c8944c4eecbee337c40….jpg)

>>7538353

It's good for him. He'll love it.


 No.7538421

File: 8ea2bc19e3f2792⋯.png (117.06 KB, 448x539, 64:77, HappyMerchant.png)

>>7538375

Nice try at reverse-psychology, Schlomo.

>>7538418

>Who's behind this post?

Pic related.


 No.7538424

File: 8ef9162b2e6e21f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1920x816, 40:17, 8ef9162b2e6e21f13f6638ef83….png)

>>7538421

>not wanting jewish daughterus

What are you gay


 No.7538425

>>7538424

I prefer not to propogate the genetics of parasititic entities.


 No.7538427

File: a18c7c85f75e667⋯.png (878.82 KB, 706x677, 706:677, laughing jewesses.png)

>>7538425

>being buttmad about the prospect of OP having a beautiful loving wife soon


 No.7538429

File: d2fd5e435f15eca⋯.jpg (32.59 KB, 262x260, 131:130, meme01a.JPG)

File: af898272ff42939⋯.jpg (38.14 KB, 264x263, 264:263, meme01a1.JPG)

File: 88194a8e836a450⋯.jpg (37.51 KB, 264x263, 264:263, meme01a2.JPG)

File: 7841e8fa3c84277⋯.jpg (37.17 KB, 264x263, 264:263, meme01a3.JPG)

>>7538427

>beautiful loving wife


 No.7538432

File: 3720441d78d7838⋯.png (352.34 KB, 600x608, 75:76, 3720441d78d783837bb3fec796….png)

>>7538425

>I prefer not to propogate the genetics of parasititic entities.


 No.7538437

File: faea5e0c6d54aea⋯.jpg (78.94 KB, 1080x1121, 1080:1121, faea5e0c6d54aeaf5b44f5488a….jpg)

File: f05b2c3b9e794d4⋯.jpg (196.72 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, f05b2c3b9e794d41db60fa8d87….jpg)

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 No.7538449


 No.7538461

>>7538418

https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=de

"this account is private"

You fucking dicksucker.


 No.7538499

>>7538437

Well you can call that "jewlicious" or in the case of a pizza that goes into the ofen "julicious".


 No.7538508

File: c6cbc516e815861⋯.jpg (61.09 KB, 436x492, 109:123, poltbh.jpg)


 No.7538518

>>7535878

meep meep go to her house and delouse the pussy but be wary of her desire to make you her spouse speaking honestly no homo


 No.7538588

>>7535878

u mean religious? Pump and dump then

u mean her moter is a jew? So?


 No.7538592

>>7538588

mother*


 No.7538633

>>7538508

>"muh rapes"

>women being raped by gangs of migrants totally isn't a problem; if you bring it up then you're /pol/!

When /leftypol/ sends their shills to /b/, they're not sending their best.


 No.7538662

File: 9c1684298dac123⋯.jpg (71.5 KB, 669x696, 223:232, 9c1684298dac1236b6595c53f1….jpg)

>>7538508

>mfw /leftypol/ supplies you with all their trigger words

Thanks cucks.


 No.7538899

>>7538353

>Implying jews want you to fuck their daughters

>Implying fucking a race's females isn't the pinnacle of domination

Kys nigger. I hate jews only as long as they're against me in particular becaise of my race. If i had a chance to switch sides and join them(not like leftist useful idiots or nigger golems, actually marry a jewess and have my children be jewish) it would be a no-brainer. Every biological being's imperative is to succeed and like this my children inherit the earth as master race while the subhuman brown mistery meat slave race serves them on hands and knees.

>>7538437

10/10 would betray my race for and racemix with.


 No.7538915

File: 7c51377b8958ea1⋯.jpg (266.59 KB, 900x642, 150:107, 7c51377b8958ea19fb712fd744….jpg)

File: 07c2a9dc34bf2b0⋯.png (50.6 KB, 1300x810, 130:81, a64e3a94a21ec971453bd06666….png)

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 No.7539116

>>7535878

do anal


 No.7539185

OP here. I'm currently at her house and phoneposting. It's her parents' house, but they're apparently gone for the weekend.

Long story short, we fugged. I don't know if she's a virgin or not (or rather, whether she was a virgin or not), but she was tighter than anyone else I've fucked.

Now I've got another issue. After we finished she asked me if I'd stay the night at her place. I said I'd rather not, and she started crying. She said she felt lonely by herself. I said I'd think about it, and now I'm just lying here with her curled up on me.

What should I do? I don't know if it would be a good idea to stay at her place, but she seemed pretty sad about me leaving, and since she's lying on me I don't think I'll be able to get up without waking her up.


 No.7539243

>>7539185

you're balls deep in it now son might as well stay… tight pussy is tight pussy, and like, what else have you got going on? or are you just shy about peeing in strange bathrooms?


 No.7539251

>>7539185

Stroke her head like it is a disturbed animal.


 No.7539268

>>7539185

taking requests?

sharpie…

i think you know where we want it…

pics or didnt happen


 No.7539273

>>7539185

Kiss her, tell her that you will return in some minutes, buy viagra or wathever and holocaust her ass.


 No.7539274

>>7539185

>tight pussy

>What should i do?

kys if you didn't want to stay with her when she asked you. The fuck's wrong with you faggot? As >>7539243 said tight pussy is tight pussy.

Just be with her and enjoy her cunt.


 No.7539360

>>7539243

I just don't know if I want to keep at it with her. She seems a bit "off." Not insane or anything, but she is rather strange.

>>7539268

I'm not taking requests, but if anyone has suggestions I'll consider it.

>>7539273

I tried getting up to take a shit afterwards; she just grabbed me and said she didn't want me to leave. I think she has attachment issues.

She did say that if I wanted to fugg again while she was asleep I should just start fucking her without waking her up first. I think I'll take her up on that.


 No.7539378

>>7539360

>She seems a bit "off." Not insane or anything, but she is rather strange.

Girl who don't continuously ride the cock carousel do seem stange if you live in a world of whores.

>I tried getting up to take a shit afterwards; she just grabbed me and said she didn't want me to leave. I think she has attachment issues.

Which means she will obey you more, why would you want a girl who isn't addicted to you?

>She did say that if I wanted to fugg again while she was asleep I should just start fucking her without waking her up first. I think I'll take her up on that.

C'mon OP she's a keeper.

Also did you cum inside?


 No.7539382

>>7539185

lol you're fucked. Not because Jewess, because bipolar Here are your options:

You can mold her into anything you want. She'll end up literally doing anything to keep you. Change any part of her personality, act any way you want, participatte in any fetishes, try to get any job, or be a housewife if you want that. But she's also 100% psycho and may cut your dick off in your sleep.

Or you can try to break it off gently over the next three weeks. Whatever you do keep a record of every email, text, or conversation, it may be needed in court.


 No.7539422

>>7539382

>bipolar

>mold into anything you want

that only works for a few years, anon. they can't keep up the act forever


 No.7539425

>>7539382

sounds perfect to me

may OP have happy life and endless children and may no chutzpah happen to him and his jewess. May he also be accepted into shlomo community and prosper in jew business with his new friends


 No.7539449

>>7539422

If he doesn't abuse her and she's happy as her new self it can keep indefinitely.


 No.7539455

that's all it took for you to abandon your beliefs?

what's it like being an unscrupulous hedonist?


 No.7539457

>>7539455

I'm not OP but it feels pretty good


 No.7539464

>>7539449

>and she's happy as her new self

>bipolar

kek


 No.7539474

File: 8fa736fdc4ff119⋯.jpg (47.57 KB, 470x714, 235:357, JUST ALIMONY.jpg)

>>7535878

Enjoy the alimony, Anon.


 No.7539484

Salty cucks with no clingy tight pussy gf ITT


 No.7539506

>gf's father is a rich Jew

>OP marries gf and she makes a perfect wife

>jewess inspires OP to improve himself

>OP becomes lawyer

>OP becomes judge

>OP becomes supreme court justice

>OP's wife's father dies and leaves him a billion shekels

>/b/ accidentally unruined someone's life


 No.7539508

>>7539378

>did you cum inside

Nope.

>>7539382

What makes you think she's bipolar?


 No.7539512

>>7539506

>some one who has never known a Jewish family

All Jews are not the same in wealth. Some Jews are above others but they all have the same kind of thinking.


 No.7539514

>>7539508

because she's this clingy and

>She did say that if I wanted to fugg again while she was asleep I should just start fucking her without waking her up first

this indicates a desire to be used


 No.7539516

>>7539512

Jews tend to support and re-invest in family, in education, and in each-others businesses and they tend to work hard. So they tend to be wealthy.


 No.7539524

>>7539514

Oh, sorry. I said bi-polar. I meant to say borderline personality


 No.7539549

File: 538d8167f83bbe3⋯.jpg (590.65 KB, 1640x2048, 205:256, 8894f16d5094e6cf1a53fe0eba….jpg)

>>7539185

> I said I'd rather not, and she started crying.

eroticize yourself and face to snuggleshed.


 No.7539557

>>7539514

Now that you mention it, she did say she liked abuse.

What should I do to avoid any potential JUSTing?


 No.7539596

File: d66f2eb6726c041⋯.png (4.77 KB, 128x107, 128:107, ss (2016-03-15 at 07.05.22….png)

>>7539557

abuse her by not staying overnight


 No.7539623

>>7539596

It's already pretty late, and she offered to make dinner, so I'm staying. Apparently she knows how to make a lot of jew food. Does anyone know if any jewish food is actually good?


 No.7539626

>>7539524

>borderline, not bipolar

ah, in that case, disregard my comment here >>7539422

borderline are lumps of clay begging to be shaped & molded


 No.7539633

>>7539623

Take her up on her offer by fucking her in the middle of the night.

Also, most jewish food is grain and other shit.

Sponge cake and Kichel are fucking delicious though.


 No.7539635

>>7539623

>borderline are lumps of clay begging to be shaped & molded

t. someone who has clearly never known a borderline before


 No.7539637

>>7539635

would you prefer i said "crazy lumps of clay"?


 No.7539650

>>7539623

bagels are good


 No.7539652

>>7535878

>she's shy, doesn't really say much

>seems artsy, she's always drawing stuff in her notebook in class

>tfw I don't know what's going to happen

I had this happen one semester, she ended up taking a swan dive off a seven story university parking deck.


 No.7539668

>>7539637

Borderline are lumps of clay with razor blades hidden.

They beg to be moulded yet harm anyone who gets close enough.


 No.7539675

>>7539668

>not beating the razor blades out of them


 No.7539699

>>7539633

>take her up on her offer by fucking her in the middle of the night

I don't think I'll have to try that hard to do that. We've fucked four times since I showed up about six hours ago, and now she's hinting at going at it again after she's done making dinner. I don't know how long I can keep this up. I don't want to stop, though, since those four times have been the best I've had. It's not just that she's tight. I don't know if different girls have differently shaped cunts, but hers feels uniquely good.

I'm just waiting in her bed for her to finish cooking and I don't know what the fuck she's going to do. She just said to wait in her room and that she has a "a really nice surprise" for me.


 No.7539702

>>7539699

>She just said to wait in her room and that she has a "a really nice surprise" for me.

Your cock in her ass?


 No.7539704

>>7539699

she's going to toast some bagels then bring them to you so you can smear your cream cheese all over her bagel


 No.7539705

>>7539516

Have you ever been close to a family of Jews or are you just talking out of your ass?


 No.7539707

File: b739eb1dfee6726⋯.jpg (41.54 KB, 380x607, 380:607, IMG5102.jpg)

>>7539699

Grapefruit technique?

Or she could be planning to kill you, I dunno.

You're all alone and she is a quiet, borderline personality girl.

Just beware.


 No.7539708

>>7539702

No way I'm doing anal. I don't care what kind of jewish shit fetish she has, benis goes into bagina or mouth only.

>>7539707

… what's the grapefruit technique?


 No.7539711

>>7539708

She takes a grapefruit, cuts a hole in the middle, sticks benis inside and sucks you off.


 No.7539712

>>7539708

>no way i'm doing anal

kek. get a load of this faggot

fucking a kike whore in the ass > risking impregnating a kike by putting benis in bagina


 No.7539713

>>7539699

>shy, borderline, jew

>she has a "a really nice surprise" for me

shit, you need to catch on the thread at >>7539424


 No.7539716

>>7539623

That's how her mother taught her to attract a mate: with food.


 No.7539719

>>7539623

Yes it is. When you're dealing with that devil she'll give you your side of the bargain in full


 No.7539721

>>7539705

I'm talking out of my ass, but you know I'm right


 No.7539725

>>7539713

I've been fucking her with condoms, that I brought with me, and I flushed them after using them. I haven't let the packages out of my sight either, so she couldn't have tampered with them, and I'm not so retarded that I can't figure out how to make condoms work.

Anyway, I think she's done now. If I don't post in the next few hours, then I've been stabbed to death by a crazy borderline nymphomaniac jewess.


 No.7539728

>>7539725

>using condoms

>ever

enjoy your mediocre sex, anon


 No.7539731

>>7539725

Don't flush condoms, moron, you'll block up the plumbing


 No.7539734

>>7539731

anon, i think he meant rinsing them out. but yeah, if he flushed them down the toilet, he's retarded


 No.7539735

File: 928c0649fd13486⋯.jpg (160.15 KB, 677x995, 677:995, 928c0649fd13486fa4110626c5….jpg)

>>7539725

Ah, so this is how they bring fresh goy blood into the tribe…

In any case, good luck OP


 No.7539737

>>7539725

Keep us posted OP. I want to live vicariously through your reports.


 No.7539749

>>7539731

>own rental units

>decide to rent to college students

>rent to 4 girls

>plumbing is always getting back up because they flush tampons

>told them dont flush that shit

>next week plumber calls me and says its worse then any low end motel hes unplugged

Listen to this guy. Don't ever flush condoms or tampons or you will never be able to rent a place again…


 No.7539781

You have to give us one picture OP. Just one.

I have this weird feeling that you've been LARPing this whole time.


 No.7539801

>>7539781

what? nobody on 8/b/ larps! that's reserved for cuckchan


 No.7539839

Turns out the surprise was her trying to deepthroat me. It didn't really work out though. She has a pretty sensitive gag reflex. She kept trying to do it though, and she did manage to get it a little bit into her throat, but then she threw up. So I had to go clean a bunch of half-digested food off my dick.

She's setting up a movie now. I'll post again if anything interesting happens, but I think this'll be it for the night.

>>7539731

I dumped the contents into the toilet and threw out the condoms.

>>7539728

Well it's sort of my only choice. I'm sure as fuck not going to trust her if she says she's on the pill.

>>7539781

I'm not posting a picture of myself or her. That would be fucking stupid. You can think whatever you choose to think, but I'm not going to dox myself.


 No.7539955

File: 640a556ac4f477c⋯.jpg (26.55 KB, 416x400, 26:25, heh tim.JPG)

>>7539839

I'm not posting a picture of myself or her. That would be fucking stupid. You can think whatever you choose to think, but I'm not going to dox myself.

Fair enough. Hell, even if all of this is LARPing I'd get some entertainment out of it.


 No.7539957

>>7539955

forgot to greentext first park.my bad.


 No.7540034

>>7539839

Did she try to bite your foreskin off as well?


 No.7540074

File: c7561c5691b06c3⋯.jpg (21.12 KB, 350x415, 70:83, hehehehehpathethic.JPG)

File: 5d2f6ef2c620ec9⋯.jpg (10.98 KB, 120x128, 15:16, mutawuutt.JPG)


 No.7540077

I just shat my pants, and it smells revolting.


 No.7540402

File: b0d6dde728f301d⋯.png (16.25 KB, 225x547, 225:547, 1344433335688.png)


 No.7540457

>>7540034

Unfortunately, I am a burger; my foreskin was already removed at birth.


 No.7540476

>>7540457

No wonder she wanted to suck your dick so hard she puked all over it.


 No.7540999

oy vey, this thread is still up

keep posting op


 No.7541022

is OP kill?


 No.7541041

>>7540457

she thinks you're jewish. soon she will discover the truth over a pig's feet luncheon and your life will be over


 No.7541068

>>7541041

nah the tribe always recognizes it own - and goyim sextoys arent usually important enough to outright kill…

how do i know?

im this guy…

>>7535917


 No.7541082

>>7541022

>>7540999

No, I'm not dead. The rest of the night was pretty uneventful. She put on a movie called "Secretary" that was interesting, if a bit weird. We fucked twice, then she fell asleep.

I got up at six to go lift, and since she had rolled off of me earlier I was able to do so without waking her up, which was a mistake. I left my phone in my bag, and when I finished I saw that I had over fifty missed calls. So I went back to her house and found her crying on her bed. Apparently the tension plus whatever pheromones are in sweat did a number on her, because we had the wildest sex I ever had after that.

Now we're heading out to a state park to go walking together. She wants to go hiking on a trail that takes us way the fuck out to the middle of the forest, so I might not be able to post until later.


 No.7541094

>>7541082

You got "caught" by a Jewess is what fucking happened. Enjoy propogating a degenerate race when she tampers with your birth control and paying for her 6gorrillion.


 No.7541096

File: de0d262a0cba110⋯.jpg (132.41 KB, 684x767, 684:767, de0d262a0cba110e6f9602243b….jpg)

>>7541094

Lonely goy detected


 No.7541098

>>7541096

JIDF plz go


 No.7541104

File: 1685713c1767dd9⋯.png (276.45 KB, 512x368, 32:23, Let's see.png)

>>7541082

This whole story sounds like a fucking cliché but I'll stick around anyways. Reminds me of the sex slave thread a couple months back, except this one is less exciting to read. 10 Shekels that you'll end up with your dick cut off. Who's in?


 No.7541107

File: e0f150f12d8e40e⋯.jpg (247.01 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, e0f150f12d8e40e37f7e621496….jpg)

>>7541098

>he doesn't want to bury his head into some big soft jewbs

smh tbqh


 No.7541604

it's pretty funny to see all these repressed /pol/acks when they actually encounter jews

i would fuck pretty much anything that moves at the drop of a hat

that's why my genes will find rest in the future leaders of the free world, while you faggots are still feeling guilty over being turned on by jews


 No.7541626

>>7535878

She's going for dem shekels.


 No.7541892

File: 756126cee5edec2⋯.png (8.27 KB, 293x172, 293:172, download (3).png)

>>7541604

>my genes will find rest in future leaders

Wouldn't be too sure of that, Tyrone.


 No.7541909

File: 9b4da8e6de6f4f9⋯.jpg (75.5 KB, 576x683, 576:683, 9b4da8e6de6f4f9d8fbd45daaf….jpg)

>>7541892

Jewesses are K selection lad


 No.7541917

>>7541104

I'm not betting against that. By the way, Secretary is an awesome movie. You faggots should pirate it.


 No.7541928

inb4 Misery LARP


 No.7541988

File: 96f1a162cb94996⋯.jpeg (17.5 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 4Voqj7Tq_400x400.jpeg)

>>7541909

The secret ingredient is love :3


 No.7541996

File: 1bbbef65634c234⋯.jpg (51.43 KB, 800x1069, 800:1069, 1bbbef65634c2348ad4b41f7c4….jpg)


 No.7542054

>>7541909

jews are parasites tbh


 No.7542061

File: ce0b243849e6e8a⋯.jpg (54.64 KB, 525x427, 75:61, Nigella-Lawson-Domestic-Go….jpg)

>>7541996

See anything you like, Anon?


 No.7542079

File: a96a68d019ecb63⋯.jpg (599.05 KB, 1061x1356, 1061:1356, a96a68d019ecb6398b5dfdce58….jpg)

>>7542061

>tfw no Nigella GF


 No.7542095

>>7541996

why does nigela have a penis window in her house?


 No.7542105

File: 1e2772828e7e17a⋯.jpg (296.65 KB, 1084x1500, 271:375, nigella-glc3b6gg3.jpg)

>>7542079

>tfw no Jewish cougar GF who will cook for you

>>7542095

Isn't it obvious? She wants the D


 No.7542131

File: de8e985d74b96a8⋯.jpg (37.44 KB, 586x562, 293:281, d595eb33c281b9e247149bd6e6….jpg)

>>7542105

>>tfw no Jewish cougar GF who will cook for you

the absolute worst feel


 No.7542134

>tfw she's not currently married

Oh. Shit. I didn't know that.

BRB, England.


 No.7542144

File: ecbc8cc4516a595⋯.jpg (999.93 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, o-NIGELLA-LAWSON-facebook.jpg)

>>7542134

Race you there!


 No.7542159

>>7542105

> She wants the D

she's a model and a professional chef, she can turn that window penis into a real penis and gobble till she wobbles anytime


 No.7542172

>Tfw not a concentration camp guard raping kike pussy


 No.7542179

File: d57ae52e60d8dad⋯.png (956.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, d57ae52e60d8dade88e5d92c0e….png)


 No.7542180

File: 6465324d8a0dd32⋯.jpg (112.95 KB, 903x620, 903:620, 1498948566487.jpg)


 No.7542199

>>7542180

>swastika drawn horribly

Why do they always screw it up?


 No.7542209

File: 675fa1cf127058a⋯.jpg (17.39 KB, 460x321, 460:321, fRRp7rZ.jpg)


 No.7542216

File: 3e0de5daf38a26d⋯.jpg (509.92 KB, 3072x2304, 4:3, 3e0de5daf38a26daa8d96f8706….jpg)

jewesses > shiksas


 No.7542333

File: a8889a1f6ab0538⋯.gif (2.28 MB, 400x320, 5:4, Ben_Shapiro's_Sister_Abiga….gif)

>>7542216

jewesses > hwhite shiksas > latinas > gooks > spooks


 No.7542335

>>7542333

big if true


 No.7542337

>>7542333

>tfw the goy offers you a shekel


 No.7542343

File: 4cea79e56fad326⋯.mp4 (15.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Abigail Shapiro, Hello! Oh….mp4)


 No.7542960

>>7542952

I wanna taste those kosher goods


 No.7542982

>>7542952

>>7542953

that's not Abigail Shapiro though


 No.7543424

File: 92d430a11b6315c⋯.gif (325.6 KB, 500x269, 500:269, Ramen.gif)

OP, it's been a while. Entertain us with your latest events, you lazy fuck.


 No.7543669

>>7543424

Well shit, I didn't think people would want to hear about my day to day life.

I don't know what you want me to mention, but we just went on a day long hike, fucked twice in sort of secluded areas that we found, went out to dinner, shot the shit around town, got home and fucked again. She wanted me to stay over another night, since we both have the same morning class, so now I'm phoneposting from her bed.

Compared to yesterday, the sexual pace today was much more sedate, but four times is still more than I normally do in a day. But she just. won't. stop. I'm lasting longer, but I don't know if I can keep it up indefinitely. Are there any long-term health risks to chronic overfucking?

The after-sex cuddling is pretty nice tho. She's literally hot. As in, she's warm as fuck. Which, given that it's currently just above freezing is pretty nice. The fact that she likes it when I sleep on top of her worries me though. I'm afraid I might smother her or something. I'm about average size, but she's like five feet tall.


 No.7543817

>>7543669

So have you tasted her kosher meat flaps yet?


 No.7543844

>>7543817

No. She hasn't mentioned it, and I'm not going to do it if she asks.


 No.7543867


 No.7543872

>>7543867

>not wanting to lick her cunt makes me a fag

I'm going to stick with railing her with my dick, as g-d intended.


 No.7543881

>>7543872

>railing her with my dick

GAY.


 No.7543882

ask her if she wants to be gassed


 No.7543918

Hey OP

>>7535878

Ask her what she thinks of Palestine


 No.7544044

File: 243ed2e93c7a6c8⋯.jpg (87.3 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 243ed2e93c7a6c862d399ec753….jpg)

File: 0278b238986f5e8⋯.jpg (60.03 KB, 552x738, 92:123, 0278b238986f5e8b8fff87f5fa….jpg)

File: 86b215bc5d5fb47⋯.jpg (142.46 KB, 1000x1165, 200:233, 287c2064aed5b6d828c9e9b435….jpg)


 No.7544047

File: ffe7e5ec7a09e27⋯.png (75.81 KB, 240x312, 10:13, Excessive Sweating Treatme….png)

>>7544044

Why are you doing this to me, Anon?


 No.7544056

File: 9f2f76973bbf0ec⋯.jpg (218.92 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 9f2f76973bbf0eccfd337b46a4….jpg)

File: 9de76a49165a448⋯.png (7.87 MB, 1704x2271, 568:757, 9de76a49165a448572686f72de….png)

File: 8f8cb74f26481dc⋯.jpg (52.26 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 8f8cb74f26481dc51c5d1084a5….jpg)

>>7544047

I want you to search for a better type of woman lad.


 No.7544095

>>7538353

This you fucking faggot OP.

Well unless your a nigger lol then yeah make some more white hating nigger jews like yo self faggot


 No.7544104

>>7544095

t. actual homosexual


 No.7544633

I forget the term but this is a thread where people pretend to take a side, and write ridiculous things to make that side seem extreme and unrelatable to the reader.

No one cares that you had sex with a Jew. Most of them are very freaky and mentally unbalanced. The first one I was with, licked my butt hole the third time we went to her parents house.

Enjoy just don't get too caught up in their deranged miasma.


 No.7544639

File: 42242e2c54f69be⋯.jpg (107.97 KB, 448x847, 64:121, 422.jpg)

>>7544633

>letting a girl lick your butt hole


 No.7544816

>>7544639

can i lick yours, father mercy?


 No.7545015

>>7543872

lel, you truly are doing g-d's work


 No.7545117

>>7541892

r/k selection is a meme


 No.7545575

>>7545117

t. Kraut and Tea


 No.7545606

>>7544639

couldn't tell if AJ or the guy from Fixer Upper


 No.7545632

>>7544633

>no one cares you had sex with a jew

I just posted the thread to get advice. I figured a few people would post shit and that would be it. The only time I posted anything after the OP was when someone asked me something.


 No.7545641

File: 2f942c7ea4f3922⋯.png (801.54 KB, 450x800, 9:16, Laura_Loomer_OK_sign.png)

>>7545632

Give her those Aryan Jewish babies already!


 No.7545658

File: d1ede12000eb95d⋯.jpg (22.51 KB, 444x322, 222:161, hqresdefault.jpg)

>>7537963

Why do jewish women have the best tits?


 No.7545669

File: 3db9501194e39f4⋯.jpg (164.87 KB, 750x1127, 750:1127, post-10976-14513538806957.jpg)

>>7545658

To attract innocent goyim for breeding purposes.


 No.7545718

>>7545658

They only look nice until they hit 30. Then they look like socks with bars of soap inside


 No.7545726

File: 1462919d3e32804⋯.png (829.41 KB, 1075x1214, 1075:1214, oenbbWjrrfuo.png)

File: 2e5620ea284edb8⋯.jpg (95.82 KB, 500x750, 2:3, Rachel Weisz.jpg)

File: dff3d26e07eaf11⋯.jpg (55.55 KB, 675x720, 15:16, nigella-lawsons-colleague-….jpg)

>>7545718

uh-hu…


 No.7547453

so any news on this op?

have you impregnated her already. If not then hurry up. only goyim sperm can save the jews


 No.7547465

serious question niggers, where can I get in touch with jewesses. I also want Israeli citizenship and beeing integrated in their kosher community


 No.7547466

File: a58be83e2026a48⋯.jpg (76.26 KB, 640x960, 2:3, a58be83e2026a48c957465396a….jpg)

>>7547465

You just have to be blessed with the presence of one.


 No.7547468

>>7545726

Seriously, look at any old/aging jewess and they all have the same tits:

>Mila Kunis

>Laura Prepon

>Sarah Silverman

>Scarlett Johansson

All have saggy jew tits


 No.7547519

>>7547468

any woman get sagging tits on a long enough timeline. wynona was cute


 No.7547540

>>7547519

Expected reply. Note in the post before I said it's past 30 when it happens to jew women. White women can still have great tits at 30+ but jews all get the notable sag. 30 is their wall.


 No.7547544

File: dee749aa932737d⋯.jpg (57.48 KB, 475x463, 475:463, 1499763194443.jpg)


 No.7547576

>>7547544

BWAHAHAH

Literally implying Hispanic and black women age better than anyone!?!?! Jesus fucking Christ; I hope this is meant to be ironic. Asian women due tend to have the latest expiration date though tbh


 No.7547613

>>7535878

If you let a woman manipulate you then you deserve nothing.

You in 4 years:

>gotta pay that alimony

>gotta pay them loans

>just


 No.7547623

>>7547613

What manipulation?


 No.7547628

>>7547576

you've never heard of "black don't crack"? Asians and black people have thicker skin so we age slower.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4756870/?_escaped_fragment_=po%3D28.9063#!po=28.9063


 No.7547769

File: b39ec89b59abda2⋯.jpg (591.52 KB, 900x1129, 900:1129, rachelweiszesquire.jpg)

come home goy


 No.7547857

She definitely has an interest in you Anon, you should take the chance.


 No.7549728

File: cebb19bed91fd68⋯.jpg (106.97 KB, 679x767, 679:767, cebb19bed91fd68f66c818a2c4….jpg)

>tfw no nympho jewess gf

why even live


 No.7549734

File: 6cf03e34b34323e⋯.jpg (67.34 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 6cf03e34b34323e4f65eeaf0e2….jpg)

>>7549728

It is too early for this feel, Anon.


 No.7549755

>>7547769

i'd rather fuck the snake tbqh


 No.7549769

File: 132c5c4da550367⋯.png (356.02 KB, 1024x805, 1024:805, 132c5c4da55036736a45794042….png)

>Get the Jewess

>Make her crazy nuts about you thru the "Life has no meaning without you point"

>Culturally enrich her jewish "heritage" with European culture.

>Redpill her

>never promote Judaism in any case, be proud of you own heritage and be dominant.

Exterminate jews by breeding with their best females is a good way to erase them.

Like China did with Tibet.


 No.7562024

jew girls are based


 No.7562447

File: 0eddaf2c16a1378⋯.jpg (42.61 KB, 640x480, 4:3, cIl2ZdK.jpg)

File: 8946b9defa0b085⋯.jpg (159.87 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, BwmAenw.jpg)

>>7562024

this tbh


 No.7562505

>>7535878

>fucking a jewess

>ever

askingforit.jpg

enjoy your debts


 No.7562957

File: 734b4b64d4da357⋯.jpg (243.6 KB, 992x1140, 248:285, 703.jpg)

>>7535878

>in uni

>Jewess

Release the gas anon

dont fall for it

better die a virgin than mixing with a kike

Honor weighs more than carnal intercourse

(btw why the fuck are you going to (((uni))) you wanna get brainwashed or somethin?)


 No.7564004

>>7562957

>better to die a virgin

Too late. We've been at it nonstop for a week now.

>why the fuck are you going to university

I got a few scholarships and was accepted into the electrical engineering major, so I figured that since it's an actual valuable major and I can get through with no student loan debt, it's a good idea.

Thankfully I haven't had to deal with too much indoctrination. I had to take one (((Diversity and Inclusion))) course, which I basically spent doing homework for other courses and ignoring the "professor." She was just going on about "representation in movies and the white heterosexual power structure" anyway, so not much of actual importance was missed.

I did have to take an online quiz about responding to "bias incidents." Hilariously enough, it let you pass no matter what answers you gave; it just told you the "correct" answer if you selected the "wrong" answer twice. So I just went through selecting all the bad goy answers. For that, I was provided with links to "suggested reading material for self-improvement" on the final screen of the test.

Outside of those two events, the only indoctrination I've gotten in my day-to-day student life is the occasional social justice get together where they put up flyers and hand out pamphlets next to the guy from the local church that hands out bibles (if you ever needed proof that social justice is a modern day religion, that's it). I think they have to do it for their classes, because 90% of them seemed pretty low energy.

I remember one of my friends wearing a MAGA hat just before the election last year. Some 5' tall squat goblin tried to pull it off, but he's 6' 5" so after trying to scale his back for a few seconds she gave up and waddled away.

Anyway, that's been my experience with social justice at university. Not much direct contact, but that might be because I don't take part in "student life" events. I basically walk to class, take notes, go home, do homework, and study.


 No.7565713

>>7564004

oy vey, you are doing g-d's work




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