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 No.7544636

Ill start

>I thought pic related were "cloud machines"

>I thought dog leaches were for retarded/dangerous dogs because mine just followed me around

>I thought babies would grow inside women and pop out like in Alien

>I thought you can eat an infinate amount of watermelon, because it has "water" in the name

 No.7544640

>>7544636

DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY


 No.7544646

I thought that OP is straight


 No.7544655

>>7544640

im not sure if youre being serious, but can you imagine a room of jews rubbing their hands together and thinking "heheheheh! we are gonna find out what the goyim mistakenly thought 25 yeeeeas ago and profit from it!"

are you ok?


 No.7544669

>>7544659

why are you even on /b/ then? scrolling the front page for pics of 12 year olds and thats it? if someone wants to have fun, thats data mining? fuck off nigger


 No.7544677

>>7544673

>no way to have fun on imageboards while remaining anonymous to all involved parties

have you tried vpn or are you worried that about anonymous data


 No.7544678

>>7544669

lurk moar


 No.7544698

>>7544678

this has nothing to do with lurking more. you need meds if you think there are people trying to datamine like THIS on a ching chong basket weaving forum.

>>7544673

>key details

ok now I believe youre being serious. how are these key details exactly? fuck youre stupid. nobody is data mining here when billions of normies have goybook and use smartphones which are endless fountains of key details. nobody cares about you this much. do you have a whole HDD full of seapee and youre paranoid or are you one of those attention whoring faggots that thinks everyone with a red shirt is gangstalking them? either way, consider suicide.


 No.7544727

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>>7544698

>nobody is datamining here


 No.7544728

I don't care who knows!

Daddy, who was a priest, used to anoint me with his special oil, a few nights every week, so that I could be assured I would go to heaven.


 No.7544739

>Niggers were human.

>Women were smart and capable.

>Liberal was the way to go.

>glue tastes good


 No.7544743

>>7544739

glue does taste good tbh

>>7544636

i thought dogs and cats were the same animal. i thought dogs were the boys of the species and cats were the girls of the species


 No.7544748

File: 3c06f9c953f4221⋯.jpg (ネタばれ画像, 1019.79 KB, 1600x1048, 200:131, redneck.jpg)


 No.7544749

>>7544739

LOL the naive things we believed as kids.


 No.7545581

>>7544636

I thought a college degree would mean something


 No.7545584

File: d486d354923678d⋯.gif (12.72 KB, 645x773, 645:773, failure.gif)

I thought I would become something when I grew up.


 No.7545645

I though Adam was an ass hole. He had everything a guy could ever want. That ungrateful bastard told god he was lonely. God started yelling, You have sheep over there, A bunch of horses in that direction, behind you is a pack of dogs eagerly waiting for some fuck, yet your not happy with all that i gave you. So god bashed him over the head, ripped out a rib, and cursed him for eternity with the existence of woman. That is why the term "never look a gift horse in the mouth" was made.


 No.7545754

i thought cars had exhausts because it was cool.


 No.7545764

I thought people are all basically rational.

I thought people are all manipulative and evil.


 No.7545765

>>7544636

I used to think that children remained children forever.

I also thought that some girls had penises just like guys did, while other girls had vaginas.


 No.7545768

File: f4140e1f1bc2274⋯.png (124.5 KB, 526x472, 263:236, 1285200293278.png)

I thought 8chan would stay awesome


 No.7545769

I thought black people were just like white people


 No.7545774

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 No.7545787

File: 34cedcbd01c23f4⋯.png (15.1 KB, 405x344, 405:344, 2.png)

>>7545584

I thought that I would still want to become something when I grew up.


 No.7545796

I thought america was white but /leftypol/'s excellent new amerimutt memes helped me realize I was wrong all along.


 No.7545802

DEATH TO THE WEST


 No.7545803

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 No.7545840

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>>7545764

that too.

when i was a kid i used to believe that my dad was a paragon of virtue and always right about everything.

a super hero.

as i grew up i realized that he's just a poor retard like any random retard trying to do the best he can.

i realized that right and wrong aren't that well defined and that from now on i'll have to think for myself and be my own role model.


 No.7545846

i thought the gunshots in the woods were soldiers fighting in ww2

to be fair i just thought sounds travel very slowly


 No.7545859

to be fair op most of your juvenile assumptions were more or less true…

<when i qas a kid i thought that everyone died of murder and that all black people came from atlanta and that my mother was dating elvis at some point…


 No.7545862

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>>7545584

>>7545787

I thought that I would grow up


 No.7545864

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>>7545862

i thought you would too


 No.7545897

When I was real young I had a horrible nightmare about these fucked up bird muppet looking things that lived in my walls and so for a while I was convinced that it was true and was afraid to fall asleep to close to the walls.

Luckily I was young enough that I believed stuffed animals could keep you safe and had this giant wolf plush that I'd sleep on that I figured kept them in the walls. I wish I still had that thing as I have some weird gratitude for it.


 No.7546257

>>7544636

>Stupid shit you thought when you were little

Women want to be treated the same way I'd like to be treated


 No.7546272

>>7544636

>I thought that french kissing was beautiful, so when i was 8 years old I tried it on my mum and she beat the shit out of me.

>My brother told me that if you put batteries in a remote the wrong way it would explode, so I always made sure they were the right way. One day at school when I was 12 I saw a 10 year old girl putting batteries in a remote the wrong way so I kicked it out of her hand and tackled her to the ground to protect her. I got suspended for two weeks. It worked out alright though, because 3 years later I told her about it and she thought it was sweet. We started dating and lost our virginity to each other. That was fun.


 No.7546446

meep meep I thought that aircraft warning lights were the flashing eyes of a demon that exists to eat children tbh no homo


 No.7546504

>>7544636

That I would have normal life, wife and kids tbh.


 No.7546599

>>7546446

Meep meep you suck dicks faggot.


 No.7546619

I always thought that other countries didn't exist, but they were just made up.


 No.7546639

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>>7546426

same tbh


 No.7546998

i thought that the lines between states on a map were actual neutral zones and the letters on the map were actually built there in big letters like hollywood


 No.7547023

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 No.7547037


 No.7547041

I use to think pee came from your testicles


 No.7547044

I thought that since the universe is mostly hydrogen, you could go to outer space and light a match and that would destroy the universe.


 No.7547047

>>7546998

Its gonna happen one of these days. There will be a libtard faction, blm and white supremacist faction. I hope we whites take east because we could easily kill the niggers by dehydrating them. Just like in africa.


 No.7547060

>>7544698

>tries this hard to hide his kikeness. Nice try, kike.


 No.7547082

>>7547044

I also thought people who spoke other languages heard those languages as English and that English speakers were the only ones who spoke "normal."

Same goes for written text, I thought other people somehow saw text written in other languages as if it was written in English.

Also, I was flipping through a science book when I was really young and it showed a picture of an AIDS patient. I asked my dad what caused it and he said "That's what happens when you play with your peepee." For years onward I was afraid of touching my dick because I thought that's how you get AIDS. Whenever I pissed I would lean over the toilet.

When I asked my dad what a fag was, he described them as "weirdos who want to suck your peepee." This left me terrified for a really long time of strange men who for some reason were out to suck my dick.

Another thing my dad told me was that the Jews killed Jesus. I said I wanted to kill all the Jews because of it. He then yelled at me for saying that but never could give me a good reason why wanting to kill Jews was bad.


 No.7547118

>>7547082

Wow, I actually have a lot of these now that I think about it:

I thought "communist" meant "someone who hates America"

I thought most people saw the world in third person POV and that I was somehow deficient for seeing in first person.

I thought voices were the only sounds other people could hear and that I was the only one who could hear things like me banging a pair of boots on the wall. When my brother told me to stop doing that I was legitimately baffled at the fact that he could hear it.

I thought you could get contact high from being around people who are high on any drug.

I thought the only thing adults drank was alcohol and that soda, juice, milk, etc. were purely kid things.

I thought mixing foods would make me sick. Like if the juices from canned peaches touched meat or something it would make me sick.

I thought I could cook hard boiled eggs in a microwave for a really long time and they'd turn sunny side up.

My dad told me once that Muslims worshiped a demon and I took it literally.

I thought all cats were girls and all dogs were boys.

I used to have a lot of cats (one in particular was a massive whore and gave birth to several litters. I think we had over 20 at one point). As they started disappearing my mom told me they were sent to a farm. Later on I heard on TV that that was basically the cliche way of avoiding telling your kids when pets die so I naturally assumed all those cats died. Years onward the subject came up again and it turns out they literally were sent to a farm.

I thought jellyfish produced electricity.

There's probably a lot more but I spent too much time already thinking back on this shit.


 No.7547212

>>7547041

same. I didn't realize the testicles in my scrotum were connected and i thought they had to "ferry" the pee back and forth so i would move them around with my fingers to help the process


 No.7547376

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>>7545846

It's like when you see fireworks and there's light but then 60 years later you hear the loud bang.


 No.7547383

>>7544636

>I thought people in the old days were in black and white


 No.7547845

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>>7544636

>I thought that I had flesh eating parasites after reading pic related

>I thought I had aids after just giving a girl a peck on the lips in elementary school

>I thought Germany was part of the English Isles


 No.7547859

>>7547118

You weren't too far off on the first one. All communists hate America, but not everyone who hates America is a communist.


 No.7550613

I thought the moon would follow me around at night.


 No.7550619

i thought ur mom


 No.7553613

>>7547082

>>7547118

topkek best posts in the thread

datamine this you fuckers




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