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472549 No.7604151

it's a story of love…

she is a slave, he is a man some might say has nothing to live for.

but he risks everything to free her so that they can be together.

now they are on the run from the law with only a van, a gun and a jar of Vaseline to aid them.

prepare to have your heart cockles warmed, men:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5146471/Hunt-man-stole-5-000-SEX-DOLL-adult-store.html?mrn_rm=als1

>Adult store has been victim of crime of passion after thief allegedly stole sex doll

>Criminal broke in to shop in Melbourne using fire extinguisher and bolt cutters

>The man allegedly took off with pleasure doll named 'Dorothy' worth nearly $5k

>An adult shop has become the victim of a crime of passion after a desperate thief was allegedly caught taking off with a $5,000 sex doll.

>The criminal was captured on the Melbourne store's CCTV camera rabidly attempting to get inside, hacking at a security barrier with a fire extinguisher and bolt cutters.

>The balaclava-clad man eventually bursts through and disappears into the shop for a few moments before re-emerging with his new companion, known as 'Dorothy'.

>Dorothy's whereabouts and welfare is currently unknown.

>Anyone with any information are being urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

315d6c No.7604156

lol


0ad321 No.7604169

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>>7604151

a man ahead of his time


1adee3 No.7605944

>>7604151

This story inspired me … thanks. Preparing


96d827 No.7605949

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>>7604151

Pure hero in the making. Hes an inspiration to mankind to seek out true love and save her from whatever form of destitute the mainstream wants to block. Let the shift from 3DPD begin with the passion and resolve to love something more then just that of flesh.


15fbee No.7605954

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>>7604151

A hero we don't deserve. I salute this guy.

I hope someone would write a movie inspired by this. Shieeet.


db4f5c No.7605955

>>7604151

>prole seizing the quasi-means of reproduction from the bourgeoisie


15fbee No.7605957

>>7604151

Someine plz rip the cctv vid and webm it


26057c No.7605999

>>7604151

This guy watched a little too much Bob's Burgers




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