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File: 2b528309643e5fc⋯.jpg (10.82 KB, 600x434, 300:217, PepeDrinking.jpg)

 No.7696491

>tfw your mom friendzoned you

 No.7696508

>>7696491

lol you literally tried to become a motherfucker


 No.7696509

>>7696508

and he even failed at that


 No.7696513

>>7696491

Walk us through your fuckup


 No.7696517

File: 4e4544c1c48d562⋯.png (246.02 KB, 525x521, 525:521, 75643542365.png)

Oh look. More kike incest bullshit


 No.7696519

>>7696517

love is love bruh


 No.7696525

There was a reddit or I introduced to b and he tried to duck his mom and failed. I wish my sister had no bf so I could make my move… oh well.


 No.7696527

Fu k autocorrect btw


 No.7696541

File: 175b0874beeb14e⋯.jpg (115.68 KB, 500x500, 1:1, uy89897s98fsd789sdf789s.jpg)


 No.7696567

File: 924e03d283c6d6e⋯.jpg (105.02 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, 0.jpg)

File: 226fa4a9a08b2f5⋯.jpg (62.75 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 2.jpg)

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>>7696491

TBH Fam, your mom sounds like a useless thot.

>TFW my mom let me smash whenever I wanted.


 No.7696587

File: 7d18b1566392dbb⋯.jpg (24.58 KB, 560x373, 560:373, $.jpg)


 No.7696594

>>7696587

that man's ballsack-tumor looks like a newborn baby with a flesh colored headscarf

Amazing how patterns repeat in nature


 No.7696596

File: 408c4b565ce9d89⋯.jpg (118.18 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, cover (2).jpg)


 No.7698055

That’s why you always try to friend zone the friendzoner and if they try to friend zone you for friend zoning back just friendzone until someone gets tired tbh


 No.7698102

>fat my whole life

>hit 19

>decide to fuck it go to gym lose weight

>from 110kg to 70kg in 8 months

>Ripped as fuck, face of model

>One morning cooking my eggs

>mom comes behind me hugs me and start to feel my biceps and ass

>Try to awkwardly tell her to not touch me but its harder when its your actual mom doing it

>Always laught it off as defensive mechanism to not rape me


 No.7698119

File: 2f76576557bff77⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 1470883299673-1.jpg)

>>7696491

Story OP? same thing happened with my sister.


 No.7698133

>>7698102

Your mother birthed your fat ass and you're being a selfish little shit by denying her the D.


 No.7698450

File: 6b400b5537f064d⋯.jpg (111.24 KB, 950x534, 475:267, 6b4.jpg)

My mum did the opposite when she placed her hand on my thigh and whispered in my ear I love you . I mean I really love you!


 No.7698458

File: cd6db25c30f7e5a⋯.webm (1.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, r@bbi.webm)

Gee. I wonder who's behind this post


 No.7698491

File: 4bac9de5b4bf922⋯.mp4 (2.67 MB, 384x288, 4:3, mom son.mp4)


 No.7698544

>tfw sis once let you touch her pussy and now fucking with chad


 No.7698609

>>7698491

Good quality stuff. More, please.




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