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Just /b/ yourself.

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>tfw your mom friendzoned you



lol you literally tried to become a motherfucker



and he even failed at that



Walk us through your fuckup


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Oh look. More kike incest bullshit



love is love bruh


There was a reddit or I introduced to b and he tried to duck his mom and failed. I wish my sister had no bf so I could make my move… oh well.


Fu k autocorrect btw


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TBH Fam, your mom sounds like a useless thot.

>TFW my mom let me smash whenever I wanted.


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that man's ballsack-tumor looks like a newborn baby with a flesh colored headscarf

Amazing how patterns repeat in nature


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That’s why you always try to friend zone the friendzoner and if they try to friend zone you for friend zoning back just friendzone until someone gets tired tbh


>fat my whole life

>hit 19

>decide to fuck it go to gym lose weight

>from 110kg to 70kg in 8 months

>Ripped as fuck, face of model

>One morning cooking my eggs

>mom comes behind me hugs me and start to feel my biceps and ass

>Try to awkwardly tell her to not touch me but its harder when its your actual mom doing it

>Always laught it off as defensive mechanism to not rape me


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Story OP? same thing happened with my sister.



Your mother birthed your fat ass and you're being a selfish little shit by denying her the D.


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My mum did the opposite when she placed her hand on my thigh and whispered in my ear I love you . I mean I really love you!


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Gee. I wonder who's behind this post


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>tfw sis once let you touch her pussy and now fucking with chad



Good quality stuff. More, please.

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