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186911 No.7762865

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.

I am male.

How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.

I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.

I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b* to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.

I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.

I like hot sexy good woman.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful woman in FB.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.

How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?

How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

How to get a gf.

Do you f*** yourself everyday?

Also,

I don't like prostitute.

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I AM NOT PAJEET.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

aeb140 No.7762868

reddit spacing


186911 No.7762870

>>7762868

Fuck you. I need gf.

So fuck you and your family


08a01f No.7762901

>>7762865

at the end of your post, you said

>I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

the problem I see is that posting this will not help you in any way to get a sexy good girlfriend

so the rational analysis is that you will probably never get a sexy good girlfriend

are you sure you shouldn't try to search for a girlfriend elsewhere?


e4bd94 No.7762906

>>7762901

He's already tried other boards. He's just shit spamming.

>>7762865

You know there is girl begging to be taken in >>7761485

Give her all your monies and maybe send her parents a goat, you got yourself a perfect bride.


001368 No.7762987

>>7762901

I need a gf and won't stop posting until I get a hot sexy gf. I will get it. Fuck you!

>>7762906

You cheap bastard


08a01f No.7763123

>>7762987

as I see it, your problem can be described as "not having a gf"

it could be solved by performing the action "getting a gf"

the action you are doing now is "not stop posting", with added precision "on 8chan /b/"

the object "8chan /b/" is non-homeomorphic to the object "girlfriend", at-minima provable by observing that they do not have the same bumber of dimensions

so your action is contradictory with your stated goal

I don't see what you can do about it


1d47a3 No.7763129

every fucking day with this


0da77f No.7763131

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>>7762865

>Reddit spacing

If you never had any relation with girls during your growing up years, it's going to be a lot harder. You could look back at your highschool friends, old memories are a pretty good conversation starter with girls. You can even go to girls in the same school but different classes and the such.

Other than that, is better to meet them IRL and then start to get close to them by phone, friendly, but try to be assertive about your intentions, like talking about sex and calling her pretty, just don't over do it or you'll come out as desperate.

If you want to meet them directly on the web, your best bet isw going to facebook and start adding some girls, and start talking with them. It's fucking tedious and sometimes soul crushing, but it's the last resource.


001368 No.7764055

>>7763123

>>7763131

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

So fuck you both cheap bastard.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.

Fuck you!!!!

I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend so fuck you


789228 No.7764073

i'm going to find some 9 yo girls and give them things they will love


08a01f No.7764091

>>7764055

I am willing to help you analyse your problem and find a solution

>I need to find gf

Good, I approve of this start, your fundamental need is clearly defined

>in easy way

That, however, does not exist. My long experience at getting and dropping successive very hot girlfriends confirms that this task is never easy, it requires skill, patience, luck, charm, grace, humor and confidence. These are all requirements that you can develop by seducing more girlfriends.

Oh, and be good-looking, of course

>and i won't stop posting it

I assume that you are human, so you have the unfortunate characteristic of being mortal. So this declaration "i won't stop posting" is false; your time to post is bounded by the length of your stay in this mortal coil

>until I get a hot sexy gf.

Now we seem to have a problem. The mate you can reasonably hope to acquire will in most cases share your own value of desirability. Your continuous abscence of a girlfriend of any value at all may seem to pose a strict bound on the a-priori estimation of your worth.

Answer honestly to this question: if you were a female, how many men would wish to court you?

>So fuck you both

I hope not, I don't lean this way

>cheap

I assure you I'm not cheap; when I don't offer my services freely from the goodness of my heart I'm quite pricey

>bastard.

Certainly not; I have a strong resemblance both in body and spirit with my father, and am the striking image of juvenile portraits of my paternal grandfather, God rest his soul. The authenticity of my filiation shall not be put into question.

>Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls.

Beginner's mistake, fortunately easily corrected: you should not have been shy. Invent a time machine so that you can go back to your insouciant school years, after you've changed your attitude to be neither needy nor shy of course.

>I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.

Worry not, when you will be back in school, their names will undoubtedely be written in their schoolbooks, maybe worn on a tag pinned to their uniform, certainly copied carefuly on the essays, tests and schoolwork they will have to submit to their professors; you will have plenty of opportunities to learn their names

>Fuck you!!!!

Despite the seductive character of some ambiguous lads I met in extracurricular activities I always refused to jump on this side of the fence, so I will definitely not accept your invitation this time either.

>I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

Those lads could be of tremenous help! Befriend them and ask them why they hate you, this will be most instructive to learn which traits of your character you should work at improving.

>I prefer more female friend

Don't we all. Minxes, all of them.

>so fuck you

Again? Is this a fixation of yours? I don't judge, mind you, but have you considered that you may unconsciously more attracted toward qualities in your partners that would be found in the virile image of yourself, rather than in the feminine difference that seems to elude you? This could confirm the well-known classical adage that OP is a faggot .


b81e81 No.7764152

lefty shitposting is worse than datamining.


c6e767 No.7764163

I remember this from /r9k/


a4b97b No.7764165

>>7762865

Datamining thread do not reply

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

c6bdfb No.7764168

File: 8ec115f73da7a8c⋯.png (50.87 KB, 300x168, 25:14, grey.png)

I need a human? How can I abduct one?

How to get human?

I am grey.

How to get human as an Earthling experiment? I am 1,800 Earth yrs old don't have any Earthlings

How to probe fascinating human on public without getting caught?

I want to stalk human in real life? How to do that without getting caught.

I am stalking human on rural farm. I don't have any Earthlings.

I love to stalk every human from 17-26 on Matrix. I am doing this from 248 A.D. and I was 30 Earth age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my DNA programmers because if they find out they won't pass bug testing :)

Stalking a human is the best as long nothing enter orbit

I stalked human on island from 0-75 Earth age in another dimension and threatened them for not accepting an abduction.

I am scientifically frustrated and need human from mature specimen also I wanna anal probe with it. I wanna probe human.

I hate dissecting and it is bitch to me.

I need human especially from 18 Earth age and wanna probe young human in public also anal probe with them.

I wanna anal probe young human without their consent anyway

I wanna anal probe with woman and I prefer to have more human Earthlings mostly from that shares sample they have.

I am not against to have nonhuman Earthling but I prefer human Earthling that shares same sample they have. You space rock.

I like 37° prime specimen docile human.

Most secret military bases don't allow interspecies interaction.

Most secret military bases don't allow to land their hangar if the pilot is unidentified flying non-Earthling.

I probe my holograms when I see fascinating human 3D blueprints especially when I see footage of fascinating human in space station.

How to get human on space? I am unidentified 1,800 Earth years old don't have any Earthlings.


aeb140 No.7764171


c6e767 No.7764188


e4dd14 No.7764241

>>7764168

Wtf bitch u ain't grey u green


2ecf11 No.7764250

>>7764165

this anon was right


001368 No.7764661

>>7764073

Fuck pedophile. I need gf from age 18-27.

I will f*** her with her consent.

If she say no then I won't fuck her.

Fuck you.

I am not interested in little girl.

You cheap bastard


001368 No.7764664

>>7764250

Stop pretending to be alien.

There is no god. I don't believe it so fuck you


001368 No.7764675

>>7764091

Those girls probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.

So fuck you.

I need hot sexy gf in easy way. You cheap bastard businessman


001368 No.7764680

>>7764091

You little bitch time machine is impossible to invent.

Time is created by humans and it has no record.

I am so sexually frustrated. I need gf. You cheap bastard.


001368 No.7764686


c6bdfb No.7764689

>>7764664

Stop pretending to be Earthling.


001368 No.7764690

>>7764091

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

So fuck you son of a bitch.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-27 age.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!


001368 No.7764707

>>7764091

>Those lads could be of tremenous help! Befriend them and ask them why they hate you, this will be most instructive to learn which traits of your character you should work at improving.

They hate me and don't able to friend them so fuck you. They are big cancer


001368 No.7764752

>>7764689

I am human. You piece of shit


51cc9f No.7764800

>>7764752

No, you are Pajeet, not human.


001368 No.7764878

>>7764800

I AM NOT PAJEET.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.


7cf313 No.7764909

File: 1cce44fbc271b56⋯.mp4 (567.69 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Risitas epic laugh (15 sec….mp4)

>>7764878

>I AM NOT PAJEET.

>Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.


515c9c No.7764912

>>7764909

Fuck you. It is true


7cf313 No.7764916

>>7764912

Of course it's true that you are pajeet if you are indian :^)


1046a4 No.7764924

>>7764912 (You)

faggot


515c9c No.7764925

>>7764916

I am an Indian but not pajeet. So fuck you cheap bastard


5aba80 No.7769701

File: 47f2bd9988e183a⋯.png (200.27 KB, 503x374, 503:374, kay 1517193305423.png)

>>7762865

>I don't have any friends.

Sorry anon, most woman don't want to date total social outcasts. Get some friends, you can even do so by trying to meet other Channers IRL. Even a literal autist like me pulled it off.

>I am sexually frustrated

>I don't f*** prostitute.

Then just hire an escort.

>I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics

Bruh that's fucking pathetic, you'll never get pussy if you put woman on a pedestal, believe it or not most woman like their men to have at least some self respect.>I don't like prostitute.

>I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

>I DO BATH DAILY.

You should only bath 5 or 6 times a week, you skin needs to replenish it's natural oil or else those oils will be hyper spammed to confiscate from all the water and chemicals your using on your body. Also stop masturbating so much, it prevents you from forming muscle and lowers your mood and testosterone because your body is constantly trying to refill your balls.

STOP MASTURBATING so much at least.

I'm sure this is a troll copypasta anyway but if you really are this much of an autist then take the other autists advice in this thread and stop lurking /RK9/ so much. I was bored anyway. Also go to /fit/ like a real man.


b0d9c2 No.7769802

>>7769701

Fuck you I am so sexually frustrated.

Need a gf


b0d9c2 No.7769803

>>7769701

I hate an escort too.

I am not against them

Fuck you




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