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File: b4ed2c7a975ec5b⋯.jpg (915.4 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180205_204555.jpg)

263860 No.7765414

I think my little brother wants to fuck me for valentine, should I go for it?

f3f101 No.7765416

>>7765414

Post pics of his dick, then we'll decide.


f3f101 No.7765417

>>7765416

not to mention, timestamp too.


263860 No.7765420

>>7765416

How am I supposed to get dick pics? The nigger may be fucking with me. Also I'm 23y/o virgin.


f3f101 No.7765422

>>7765420

How old is he?


263860 No.7765423

>>7765414

Also he's 15


f3f101 No.7765426

>>7765423

When he's sleeping, go to his room silently, slip off both of your clothes, make him suck your dick while he's still sleeping, and go to ham on his ass, if he wakes up yell "SURPRISE!"


263860 No.7765433

File: 7b6fe174898343b⋯.jpg (735.25 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_155445.jpg)


263860 No.7765437

>>7765426

He stays up till 5AM playing with Gentoo or whatever the fuck.


f3f101 No.7765438


f3f101 No.7765440

>>7765437

what a faggot tbh if he sleeps till that long


f3f101 No.7765442

>>7765440

i meant stays* fuck


263860 No.7765445

File: b5a08ff149dfe67⋯.jpg (467.8 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180213_155441.jpg)

Another pic, infront of our dads closet


f3f101 No.7765448

>>7765445

post your boy tits, you're kinda feminine


263860 No.7765449

>>7765440

He sleeps in till 6PM


263860 No.7765453

>>7765449

He's my lil bro, how?


654afd No.7765456

>>7765414

He doesn't, you disgusting faggot


9f0aa2 No.7765457

Why don't you fuck me instead?


f3f101 No.7765459

>>7765457

not op, but this is the internet, what are you guys gonna do? stick your ass up to the screen while he puts his dick in the screen?


263860 No.7765460

>>7765456

He hit puberty when he was 14, it's only a 8 year age gap though.


263860 No.7765463

>>7765459

Sounds hot


9f0aa2 No.7765464

File: 2c9bafe6b2e72c3⋯.jpg (52.03 KB, 700x720, 35:36, 2c9bafe6b2e72c3666c6436c79….jpg)

>>7765459

>what are you guys gonna do? stick your ass up to the screen while he puts his dick in the screen?

You wanna watch, anon?


f3f101 No.7765465

>>7765464

Sure. Its not exactly cucking because i dont know you guys.


263860 No.7765466

File: f3c4f3f5d374f73⋯.jpg (657.19 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, fuckhottt.jpg)

Drawing I found in his room


f3f101 No.7765467

>>7765466

TIMESTAP ON ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER NOW


f3f101 No.7765468

>>7765467

stamp* fuck


263860 No.7765470

File: 66c672373091925⋯.jpg (1 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_161214.jpg)


f3f101 No.7765473

>>7765470

JESUS CHRIST ITS REAL! YOUR BROTHER IS A FUCKING WEABOO


263860 No.7765491

File: 3d23891149eb518⋯.jpg (671.75 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_161750.jpg)

>>7765473

Explains this


b23fd3 No.7765497

>>7765470

why does your brother want to fuck you if he's into nazi satanist anime traps? something you want to tell us OP?


f3f101 No.7765498

>>7765491

CHRIST!!!!!


263860 No.7765499

>>7765497

Look at the last 2 kanji 精子


f3f101 No.7765500

>>7765491

Okay OP. This is HIGHLY Suggested. Dont fuck your brother. Its FUCKING OBVIOUS that he's part of us. if you let him fuck you he will ascend to the normie life.


263860 No.7765504

>>7765500

But he's 15… Is he already like me at 15?


f3f101 No.7765512

>>7765504

Its most likely. Either he lurks or isnt an idiot to get banned,


b23fd3 No.7765513

>>7765504

how do you know your brother isn't in this thread. he could be revving up the lube jug right now.


263860 No.7765514


f3f101 No.7765516

>>7765513

If your brother isnt on any computer right now you're still good. he could be a 4chaner


263860 No.7765521

File: 1ddebf114c8070a⋯.jpg (798.78 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_162902.jpg)

>>7765513

What the fuck


c96ed2 No.7765522

The best thing for you to do would be to set the house on fire, then go to sleep in the middle of it you aids infested fag.


b23fd3 No.7765525

>>7765521

i think your bro may have bigger issues than wanting to fugg you.


263860 No.7765528

>>7765525

Like what?


f3f101 No.7765533

>>7765521

show us ur boytits though, still waiting.


b23fd3 No.7765534

>>7765528

well, he seems to have a strange association between sex and right wing ideological symbols. now, im not some jew psychologist but id say he may be dealing with some sort of confusion regarding his sexuality.


f3f101 No.7765536

>>7765534

tbh this


263860 No.7765537

File: 0f1cefc03f975f9⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_163458.jpg)

>>7765528

Actually


263860 No.7765541

File: 69b8b2117c05412⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_163717.jpg)

>>7765539

Does this help? Hus desk


b23fd3 No.7765546

>>7765537

tell us more about yourself OP, what's your family like? you've given me a strange window into this clearly odd young mans world and now my need to comprehend is acting up.

>>7765541

>brother has tech interests

>his web cam is on facing you

lol


263860 No.7765548

>>7765546

Our Dad is a 50 year old who has a closet of anime, our mother walked out on us, and we have 10 dogs.


b6eb50 No.7765550

>>7765548

pic with one of the dogs now


263860 No.7765551

>>7765548

the lil bro convinced boys in kindergarten that he was a girl & got them to pamper & love him.


b6eb50 No.7765552

>>7765551

Your motherfucking brother is a mastermind then.


263860 No.7765553

File: e95d2bb2c4e8969⋯.jpg (763.48 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_164230.jpg)


b23fd3 No.7765554

>>7765550

no, pic with ALL of the dogs.


11499a No.7765556

>>7765541

Your brother is a filthy aussie cunt. Glass him, the rest of your misbegotten family and then beg the emus for forgiveness by presenting them your tender virgin boipucci tbhfamalamadingonigger


263860 No.7765560

>>7765552

He told me he was far right wing populist, and he makes fun of women saying hes cuter than them without makeup


11499a No.7765562

File: 1721c03484c361d⋯.png (394.55 KB, 1110x1600, 111:160, you heard the lady, snap t….png)

>off by one


b23fd3 No.7765566

>>7765560

oh i misjudged him then, he doesn't want a nazi trap, he wants to BE a nazi trap. fucking good lord. but this doesn't explain why you think he wants to fug you


263860 No.7765573

File: c73cb00c3f44f56⋯.jpg (440.05 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_164732.jpg)

File: de72cb928171480⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_164640.jpg)

File: dd101f63af22450⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_164605.jpg)

File: c9798119e1656ea⋯.jpg (737.18 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_164544.jpg)

>>7765561

Dogs


907ebf No.7765584

I mean it's obviously just OP wanting attention.

>>7765470

Why would he timestamp on the drawing inside his brothers book with no way to hide it?

>>7765541

No autist is gonna leave his PC unlocked and unsupervised like that if he has family around.


263860 No.7765590

File: e1fe92328abfe00⋯.jpg (200.16 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180213_162728.jpg)

Isnt valentines about love?


b23fd3 No.7765595

>>7765590

ok now pics of you.


34a15a No.7765600

File: 6920e5ece5bc48d⋯.jpg (492.56 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180214_165709.jpg)

File: 1ea410dad76707a⋯.jpg (824.09 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180205_144231.jpg)

File: 453f32dd87f11c8⋯.jpg (590.79 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180116_173737.jpg)

>>7765595

Also im 18, i just look young


263860 No.7765602

>>7765600

pretending to be underage is fun


34a15a No.7765606

File: 65dc6b81abd1aa7⋯.jpg (521.86 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180213_204957.jpg)

File: 1f81ae134fab22f⋯.jpg (885.11 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180213_150536.jpg)

>>7765604


a9d616 No.7765607

>>7765414

>Brother is literally fullblown Soyboy Trannime mode out to fuck you on valentine because he's so estrogend he looks to you for inspiration, does nazi swasticas, lives in shitty conditions and is on the road to being an utter failure

This goes two ways- you fuck him, and make him gay and a tranny later, or you hit the gym until he becomes a human being. And no- no getting naked in front of him, he WILL develop cocklust, moreso than ever.

Also, your brother may be a legit genetic instance of that whole Mother's vagina rejecting the male foetus issue after the first child is born, so Sock your mom in the face for being double objectively shit.

Also, his eyes are souless, begging for some form of charity.

Whether it's your poz cum or actual /pol/ self improvement and effort, the future is in your hands.

Also, to satiate your need for incest with soyboys gone ultimate /pol/ stereotype gay, look no further than this fucked up account.

>Fucks dad

>Is bugchaser

>Tumblr

>Sissy tranny

>Nigger fucker

It's the ultimate gay stereotype made manifest.

https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/tsemanuelleadams#_tabVideos

If it's removed, you'd better hunt this thign down, the videos HAVE to be watched.


263860 No.7765612

>>7765607

removed


bbf575 No.7765617

>>7765414

stop posting upside down pics holy fuck


263860 No.7765619

>>7765617

I'm not though~~


b23fd3 No.7765622

>>7765619

why does your father have a closet of anime?

why'd your mommy leave?


bbf575 No.7765623

>>7765619

I just expanded all pics and every single one of yours was sideways or upside down you fucking phoneposter just fug him already and post update


3310bc No.7765624

>>7765607

I was hard until you said it fucked niggers. I guess I'm glad it was deleted before I could see it.


b23fd3 No.7765628

>>7765623

they do the same for me but work in a second window.


263860 No.7765629

>>7765622

She wants to be free from the "evil oppression" from my dad ( who is my true target) Also shes a faggot geek wannabe who drinks shitty red wine. Also my dad likes anime


b23fd3 No.7765633

>>7765629

what do you mean by true target?


263860 No.7765636

>>7765633

g u e s s f a g g o t


b23fd3 No.7765642

>>7765636

im not going to play games with you buttslut. either you tell me or im not interested. im guessing you want to fugg your dad too


263860 No.7765650

>>7765642

Who wouldn't wanna fuck him? he's a 50 y/o weeaboo with 4 terabytes of anime, far right wing, and buys me candy and thinkpads. He also got me into GNU/Linux


263860 No.7765651

>>7765642

Also I'm a virgin


b23fd3 No.7765659

>>7765650

you need an actual role model in your life anon, dibs not it.


263860 No.7765660

>>7765659

My role model is my uncle non ironically


263860 No.7765662

>>7765660

He isn't a faggot trap, but he's so fucking cool, so many sexy girl tattoos


3a812c No.7765682

you live in a shithole. kill your entire family and yourself


f8cd9b No.7765706

???


77a3cb No.7765721

>>7765445

He looks like he's in more than one closet tbh


c91e75 No.7766093

File: b8082f70eaa7737⋯.png (122.41 KB, 401x500, 401:500, 01af1.png)

I am a homosexual man, and I am proud of it. I enjoy the whole fun involved with the going-out/dating thing, and the ensuing sexual intercourse with an attractive long-haired-blonde blue-eyed trap - it's their eyes that make my knees weak. I prefer being on the bottom tbh. My favourite thing is when [she] cums all over my back, and then licks it up, and feeds it to me. I enjoy the taste of my own seed… but then, the sensation of being stretched open wide as your lover unloads inside you is also an inspiration. Being 'gay' is such a feeling of freedom, plus it's such a fantastic lifestyle - it's not all about sex. Happy Rainbow Bubbles to you all!


23cbf1 No.7766714

>>7765414

You and your little brother need a good spanking.


a3d84b No.7766731

File: ab25d85ff855d8d⋯.png (981.45 KB, 560x1306, 280:653, ab25d85ff855d8d4d27f3336c1….png)

I'll fuck both of you bogan faggots, as long as I get to strangle you both to death afterwards removing you from the small possibility that you accidentally procreate.


9a95ec No.7766758

>>7766731

fuck off queenslander




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