[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / ausneets / cafechan / cyoa / htg / kc / leftpol / sw / zoo ]

/b/ - Random

Winner of the 53rd Attention-Hungry Games
/d/ - egenerates

August 2018 - 8chan Transparency Report
Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


File: 5cd3c03e7b919cf⋯.jpg (129.46 KB, 1100x619, 1100:619, 150929101049-black-coffee-….jpg)

 No.7820035

I enjoy my coffee black. There's nothing more satisfying than a black coffee. The highlight of my morning is getting my coffee and putting that single sugar cube in. I love black coffee :)

 No.7820039

>>7820035

I like my women like I like my coffee

ground up and in a bag


 No.7820042

> not boiling whole milk and adding instant coffee


 No.7820044

>not prefering cock


 No.7820056

>>7820035

I put the blood of chainsaw-aborted foetuses in my coffee for that extra brvtal factor


 No.7820060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.7820068

>>7820035

Is this a sexual reference for he likes nigger cum?


 No.7820071

Coffee raises your blood pressure


 No.7820076

Enlighten me as to why one would wake up in the morning


 No.7820092

File: 84fdfc76d9292dc⋯.jpg (14.62 KB, 195x258, 65:86, download (11).jpg)

>>7820076

>why wake up

Because my trad qt gf just made pancakes. Itll go great with my coffee


 No.7820098

>>7820092

A NEETist has no need for a simple concept like a girlfriend, while you waste your time away with one I am fully self proficient and am learning 3 languages in the time it takes you to spend with your girlfriend.

Enjoy LIFE, WAGECUCK!


 No.7820106

>>7820098

Then why do NEETs always make ">tfw no qt3.14 gf" threads?


 No.7820109

>>7820106

Why ofcause I'll explain.

Eat a bag of dicks that's why.


 No.7820115


 No.7820117

>>7820092

What's a trad? Is that a thot and a Chad combined into something unholy. Also those pancakes look disgusting.


 No.7820126

>>7820117

If you have to ask, than you wouldn't be able to court one.

Git gud, faggot


 No.7820129

>>7820109

NO, SIR. YOU EAT YOUR BAG OF SAID DICKS.


 No.7820136

>>7820129

Look we're all learning how to be faggots as we go ok there's no need to get violent in this thread sir I assure you.


 No.7820142

>>7820115

I've heard alternative sleeping habits can effect how resourcfully your brain runs hence you feel more rested and can think better, Nikola Tesla slept 3 times per day.


 No.7820143

I like my coffee like I like my women:

So much cream you can't even begin to trace its coffee origins.


 No.7820146

>>7820039

>I like my women like I like my coffee

with 2 e's in her


 No.7820152

I like my women like I like my coffee.

>up the butt.


 No.7820153

>>7820152

>I like my women like I like my coffee.

>in the kitchen


 No.7820157

Nobody got triggered that black coffee obviously doesn’t include sugar

Plebeians


 No.7820172

>>7820153

A womans kitchen is like her pussy

>


 No.7820176

>>7820157

t. Fat Amerimutt that needs his (((processed sugar)))


 No.7820179

>>7820172

>a woman's kitchen os alot like her pussy

>chocke full of meat you love to eat


 No.7820183

>>7820176

Learn how to read


 No.7820239

>>7820035

>I enjoy my cocks black. There's nothing more satisfying than black cocks. The highlight of my morning is getting two black cocks and putting a sugar loaf in my butt. I totally love black cocks


 No.7820266

>>7820183

I can't, Obama neva taught me how to


 No.7820355

>>7820157

We all got it, we just weren't going to fall for the obvious bait. Thanks for encouraging OP to shitpost. Dick.


 No.7820451

File: 8592f77912f2cf6⋯.jpeg (82.71 KB, 600x375, 8:5, D1318EF4-9D32-42F2-BC75-6….jpeg)

Milk & sugar masterrace tbh


 No.7820466

>>7820451

>Milk & sugar masterrace

Cream & sugar here laughing at you


 No.7820473

>>7820172

>liable to give you an ecoli infection if hygiene is inadequate


 No.7820484

>>7820451

You sexy bastard.


 No.7820486

>>7820466

It's the same you nigger


 No.7821182

File: 4ef39b1654d93ae⋯.jpeg (6.93 KB, 299x169, 23:13, 4ef39b1654d93aebfd16c412b….jpeg)

>>7820179

>>7820473

kek.

ok,next one..

home is where the heart is

>


 No.7821225

>>7821182

>home is where the heart is

>in a jar next to the dead hooker in the freezer


 No.7821230

>>7821182

>home is where the heart is

>it's a rental


 No.7821330

File: d5eb4314309e2cc⋯.png (16.99 KB, 255x206, 255:206, me.png)

Milk/sugar and black coffee are tied. Some days black coffee just gets it done.

>>7820451

I see you fam.


 No.7821333

>Not drinking coffee spiked with wine


 No.7821336

File: 814e7f338cf0fa6⋯.png (62.82 KB, 421x414, 421:414, COFFEE.png)

>black coffee

>sugar

urdoinitwrong


 No.7821364

>>7820035

Try it with just a pinch of salt instead of sugar.

It's divine.


 No.7821367

File: 5318dc1e2365eb4⋯.jpg (45.71 KB, 237x237, 1:1, 1467841658648.jpg)

>>7821364

>salt

If your coffee is bitter/acidic enough to need salt you aren't spending enough money on it.


 No.7821383

>>7821367

Yuban, not the cheapest but definitely not the most expensive. I'm poor, gotta make them NEETbux stretch famalam.


 No.7821384

I prefer cappuccino


 No.7821386

>>7821383

True that. I wish I had neetbux but I'm physically and mentally healthy so they'll be denied if I try to sign up.


 No.7821389

>>7821364

adding salt is a meme, I fucking hate when shit is too salty, the only time adding salt is a good idea is to pretzels and vegetables


 No.7821391

>>7821336

thats the joke


 No.7821393

>>7821391

hurrr im just pretending to be retarded


 No.7821396

>>7821367

I went through the grinding my own beans fresh meme, even tried a variety of perculators (the Turkish recirculating/bubbler style ones are the tits imho, most people hate them though) but the novelty wore off and now I just bang some instant shit-in-a-cup into my iv bag and faceplant my way into the day.


 No.7821397

>>7820035

You're not drinking it black if you use sugar


 No.7821401

>>7820451

>>7820466

>>7820486

how to destroy the taste of coffee in 1 easy step: add shit that aint coffee

I used to drink coffee with a lot of CoffeeMate creamer back when I started it when I was around 14, lots of milk too. I remember playing Mount and Blade all night back in the summer of 2012.

After a while I lost my affinity for sugary beverages and came to appreciate plain black coffee for what it is. Adding anything else ruins it for me. Sometimes Ill dilute it with ice cubes though if I feel like scarfing down a coffee between a class.


 No.7821408

>>7821396

Eh. I grind my own beans but only because they stay fresh longer in bean form and I don't go through a bag very often. I usually drink 1 cup turkish first and then just lazy drip brew the rest.

I don't even drink for the caffeine I just like coffee.


 No.7821411

>>7821401

Just brew with less water, the ice will cool it down and keep the flavor.

Also… cold brew. That's some good shit if you're patient. Definitely great on a hot summer day.


 No.7821417

>>7821411

Oh, I forgot to mention… for the best results, just use your micropenis to stir it with, just like I do.


 No.7821431

>>7821411

I find that cold brew tastes pretty bitter if you drink it like normal coffee but if you chug it by the cup at a time you get this really strong, pure coffee aftertaste which makes it worth it.

>That's some good shit if you're patient.

Im still perplexed by this because I know that brewed coffee loses something like half or more of its caffeine in a day. Idk if theres a way to prevent this


 No.7821436

>>7821386

I really wouldn't recommend it. I have no way to indulge much in my hobbies, next to no spending money and absolutely no way to move forward with things like a car, a place of my own etc. If you lived with loaded parents who covered your expenses it would probably be fine.

>>7821389

A pinch, not like a tablespoon or even a teaspoon. It doesn't make it salty just cuts bitterness and brings out more rich flavor. Have you ever had salted caramel or salted chocolate? It's like that.


 No.7821439

>>7821436

what type of salt do you add to your coffee?


 No.7821443

>>7821439

Just sea salt. Himalayan pink salt would probably be better but that shits expensive.


 No.7821485

>>7820142

if i sleep well regularly, an irregular night or 2 of poor/no sleep has little effect

t. never caffeine


 No.7821593

File: 8a569d722e4b1f0⋯.jpg (98.87 KB, 744x680, 93:85, NIGGER COFFEE.JPG)


 No.7821608

i have been drinking black coffee for 20 years


 No.7821696

>>7820466

cream only here laughing at you


 No.7821723

>>7820146

Someone skipped D-Day


 No.7825227

The only coffee I drink is BLACK NIGGER coffee tbh


 No.7825504

>>7820486

>cream and milk are the same

No it's not you retarded fucking pleb.


 No.7825538

>>7825504

Milk comes from cows

Cream comes from a carton

DUH!


 No.7828230

File: b319c46c5244cb7⋯.jpg (157.61 KB, 620x300, 31:15, Things-You-Should-Know-Abo….jpg)

>>7820035

DISGUISED DATAMINING THREAD, HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / ausneets / cafechan / cyoa / htg / kc / leftpol / sw / zoo ]