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just /b/ you're self

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Look im sorry. I was given "kryptonite" and it's messing with me.

Im learning how to absorb it's energy but it's still toxic to my nervous system. I actually have to dry heave and have blood audibly squirt out of my face and chest. Like a teapot boiling over (less dramatic looking) .I don't know how that relates to you because im assuming it would probably have killed normal people years ago.

This is only because the confused doctors that have seen me had said "… (This) would've killed you years ago."

I've been stuck poisoned with kryptonite for years because your medical system can't use enough common sense to give me exams or tests even if im paying for it out of pocket.

Im actually really mild mannered and friendly.



There's no avenue for me to access the technology or tests I need to fix this problem even if I had the money.

This is why this is happening.


It exists. I could fix it myself. I know what's happening. Three years of torture and passing me off to the next person as if they're looking at someone who should be dead a long time ago.

Pain and torture past death. This is what you're doing to me.


So im sorry about your leaks. I wouldn't say anything if I wasn't being FORCED to by technology I don't think you really understand.

Im super sorry.

Super. Sorry.


Everyone needs to consider that this weapon may have been imported from a foreign country. This is an open borders issue unfortunately.

Since it's too old of an event you're probably not going to figure out the source. That has been lost.

I don't understand why it doesn't cripple the other people infected with it. Im assuming it's a matter of cybernetics or genetics.

What's for sure is that I've served 4 life sentences in the last 3 years.

So I am super sorry.


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Im spinning the record.


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It has been years and i still Cant get Over my irrational fear of bats.i tried dressing up as One "conquer your fears" but it didnt work.i am seeing a therapist now since my old Butler advised me to,but seriously what can She teach me that i already dont know

? I also been fucking her,almost everytime i go there She just cant resist me.

Those nightmares with the bats…they just wont stop


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Why would nightmares bother you???

I really hope you're not Batman or you have a fucked up sense of humor.


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How weird does this have to get seriously?


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Krypton's non-reactive dumbass.



Kryptonite and krypton aren't the same thing, dumbass




superman before no-fap

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