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just /b/ you're self

File: 4883de7b32623cf⋯.jpg (79.29 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Best day ever.jpg)

 No.7985636

Ask a guy who just had a threesome and want to brag about it anything

 No.7985637

Anal?


 No.7985639

>>7985636

wud u fug a loli?


 No.7985642

>>7985637

The one on the left has been my fwb for a few years so I've done anal with her. In this situation I didn't


 No.7985646

what's the capital of Belarus?


 No.7985647

>>7985636

did it hurt?


 No.7985648

How big was the penis on the one on the right?


 No.7985651


 No.7985653

>>7985647

Just the few first inches


 No.7985655

>>7985648

Solid 12 inches


 No.7985657

how do you grill a perfect steak?


 No.7985663

>>7985657

About 20 minutes before grilling, remove the steaks from the refrigerator and let sit, covered, at room temperature.

Heat your grill to high. Brush the steaks on both sides with oil and season liberally with salt and pepper. Place the steaks on the grill and cook until golden brown and slightly charred, 4 to 5 minutes. Turn the steaks over and continue to grill 3 to 5 minutes for medium-rare (an internal temperature of 135 degrees F), 5 to 7 minutes for medium (140 degrees F) or 8 to 10 minutes for medium-well (150 degrees F).

Transfer the steaks to a cutting board or platter, tent loosely with foil and let rest 5 minutes before slicing.


 No.7985666

File: 4b809e09f6b236a⋯.jpg (41.44 KB, 720x686, 360:343, 4b809e09f6b236a248771991c0….jpg)

Cool story bro.


 No.7985667

>>7985663

thanks man


 No.7985681

File: 019fe92609b9417⋯.png (1.64 MB, 985x1544, 985:1544, Yee yee.png)

A face pic because I'm too drunk to care. Girl on the left has a butter face but has a really nice body IMO


 No.7985685

feet pic plox


 No.7985686

>bragging about fucking 2 grannies


 No.7985687

>>7985651

You looked that up didn't you?


 No.7985691

>>7985663

Pretty good, cheers.


 No.7985692

File: 734b1f3f3b75f2f⋯.png (269.55 KB, 334x456, 167:228, dont.png)

>>7985663

>salting stek before frizzling


 No.7985693

How much?


 No.7985695

>>7985681

post pic of them kissing.


 No.7985697

>>7985693

Free, was a birthday present


 No.7985699

>>7985695

Don't have any


 No.7985702

>>7985699

So this isn't live?


 No.7985709

>>7985702

Happened earlier, this were the pics they send to me before it


 No.7985711

>>7985709

Hookers don't give b-day presents

How much?


 No.7985712

>>7985709

Post them all.


 No.7985713

>>7985681

almost passable


 No.7985714

>>7985712

This, you said you didn't care.


 No.7985715

>>7985711

Girl on the left has been my fwb for a few years since I was in college. The other girl is her best friend. Things just happened


 No.7985719

File: 535031a4598fe7e⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1041x1517, 1041:1517, assss.png)

File: c06d6ae406f9817⋯.jpg (76.55 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Oh My God.jpg)

File: 6f172bf276c9ffb⋯.jpg (60.33 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Oh yeah.jpg)

Don't have that many tbh. All happened way too fast


 No.7985721

…and the rest


 No.7985722

File: 5b08714c4773fdc⋯.jpg (18.46 KB, 600x341, 600:341, e02e5ffb5f980cd8262cf7f0ae….jpg)


 No.7985723

nj if true

i'm jelly


 No.7985724

>>7985715

Boring.

Bye.


 No.7985727

File: fa4bd76ca970b72⋯.png (813.2 KB, 880x1262, 440:631, fa4bd76ca970b7263930a0f271….png)

>>7985655

Dubs confirm a solid foot long.


 No.7985728

>>7985636

How's your asshole feel?


 No.7985730

Last threesome was with prostitutes dressed like school girls, but it was all weirdly femdom with facesitting and pissing on me.


 No.7985752

I never had a 3some, sounds lame


 No.7985756

>>7985636

nicely done bro

and thanks for the steak recipe, will try but i might also add some garlic and rosemary into the mix


 No.7985764

>>7985692

Fuck off dickhead.


 No.7985768

File: 3d765b673587dde⋯.png (31.38 KB, 1072x239, 1072:239, Capture _2018-05-16.png)

OP here, this thread is prolly dead, just a last post to boast my ego a little more


 No.7985772

>>7985768

post ur dick then

timestamp


 No.7985812

Okay i'll stroke your ego - you're a cool dude and living the dream. Now tell me how I can do this shit. Money? Should I be hitting the weights? Unironically extremely envious dude.


 No.7985823


 No.7985828

File: b02dc62e619353b⋯.jpg (7.52 KB, 264x292, 66:73, b02dc62e619353b186fcf78300….jpg)

>>7985636

Ahhhh I dunno anon, how do we know that you aren't just making this shit up?


 No.7985831

>>7985812

Do some exercise, have good personal hygene, and try to be as confident as you can. That's about it tbh


 No.7985841

>>7985831

also having the biggest penis in the world helps


 No.7985857

>>7985828

this.

we cant be sure unless op writes "hi 8/b" and timestamp around their buttholes and films a video where he's fucking them at the same time while talking to the camera that it's a proof for /b/


 No.7985863

File: d5fa8271b65bab3⋯.jpg (164.83 KB, 796x748, 199:187, 1ee1692ea0c3aea87a457f263b….jpg)

>>7985831

I know man but a threesome, damn. Whenever I see a guy do something or have something I want it, even if it doesn't actually interest me, I just wanna prove I can do it / have it. Have a real problem too with always going for women who are attached, it's just such a huge rush to take what isn't yours.

Anyone know these barbarian feels?


 No.7985939

>>7985636

How long did you last?

Man, I've honestly been offered threesomes 3 times by exes, but I know for sure I'd bust my nut immediately.


 No.7985983

File: dbca252a53fe087⋯.jpg (41.41 KB, 620x349, 620:349, lol.jpg)

Ahh nice


 No.7986030

Why did you not make white babies with both of them anon?


 No.7986066

>>7985686

Kill yourself pedo


 No.7986105

File: 6766ada5a37b77c⋯.jpg (56.5 KB, 500x713, 500:713, 6766ada5a37b77c495c573403c….jpg)

>>7985863

I know these feels, anon. I've really been into wifecore ever since I hit 25. Something about a mature, properly plumped up mommy gets me rock hard. I could never break up a good family though, you catch my drift?

>>7985636

How big is your dick, OP? Was it your idea or one of the girls?


 No.7986109

File: 295f79251888161⋯.jpg (7.46 KB, 198x341, 18:31, 1368065311602.jpg)

Can you fuck off back to cuckchan?


 No.7986123

My first threesome was with prostitutes. So was my second. I haven't had a third, yet

I've had great times with women one-on-one but I have yet to get a threesome pornstar-perfect


 No.7986357

>>7985636

>Ask a guy who just had a threesome and want to brag about it anything

How did you manage to fit 2 dicks in your ass at once?


 No.7986526

>>7986105

LIke 9 and a half. Is up to you to believe me of not since I won't be sending any dick pics


 No.7986531

>>7985939

With foreplay and all that happened like 2 hours. Was drunk af so I did take longer to cum than usual


 No.7987916

File: 6cfa3d33d89914d⋯.webm (109.37 KB, 640x360, 16:9, WOO (2).webm)


 No.7987995

File: 6c85fdac7fbdd28⋯.jpg (47.43 KB, 450x366, 75:61, hot.jpg)

>>7985636

How much did they cost?


 No.7988025

>>7986526

>9.5 inches

>sleeps with two mid tier sluts

>shit tits

>ok body

>below average face

you're a sucker OP


 No.7989567

>>7988025

>t. Virgin




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