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File: 7961c1fee2f71f1⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3dpd_umaru.mp4)

 No.8235217

If it's Friday, it's time for Umaru!

Drink Coca-Cola!

Masturbate to Umaru!

Such is the celebration of Friday!

 No.8235220

>>8235217

please stop posting this autistic and cringy video. its pure cancer.


 No.8235223

>>8235220

The song itself is cringey enough on its own

Why the fuck is J-Pop in general so fucking obnoxious?


 No.8235227

im not jerking of to this crap


 No.8235229

>>8235223

It's bland commercial music made for the lowest common denominator of Japanese society, otaku.


 No.8235251

File: c4fe632155c783b⋯.jpg (74.28 KB, 660x1140, 11:19, BERFECT_PLACE.jpg)


 No.8235254

>>8235220

>>8235223

How is it? She memorised a dance routine and umaru is just the theme.


 No.8235273

>>8235254

Yeah I don't see what these fucks are going on about. The video is obviously not just art, but touches the soul in a meaningful, powerful way. The music is sublime, exploring never before heard harmonies with godly sounding instruments and a beautiful vocal performance. And what do I say about the artistic dance performance? Simply amazing and the girl is a 10/10 for sure. Best video I've ever seen in my life. Don't want to genocide the Japanese at all.


 No.8235279

File: f209a76af6e8407⋯.jpg (172.94 KB, 720x1007, 720:1007, mystery meat.jpg)

>>8235273

>Don't want to genocide the Japanese at all.

How do you know for sure she's Japanese? The gooks racemix too.


 No.8235287

File: 329fe60d0baa2aa⋯.jpeg (289.42 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 3c821e6382939aa4e59429247….jpeg)

File: a697b4a616a1789⋯.jpg (163.97 KB, 800x649, 800:649, 599238_caravaggio-v0.jpg)

>>8235279

Because they are the ones responsible for this amazing music and art style. Thousands of potential artists create in this anime style, which I love. European art just never caught up unfortunately.


 No.8235380

As someone who has been known to fap (masturbate) to Asian women, I find her fucking disgusting.


 No.8235381

File: 7b380889e00dd8f⋯.jpg (393.26 KB, 1280x1813, 1280:1813, only for thiccfags.jpg)

>masturbate to Umaru

How about no?


 No.8235454

>>8235254

cuz she's fat


 No.8235461

>>8235454

this. she needs to drink some diet cola instead


 No.8235573

>>8235380

>>8235381

>>8235454

>>8235461

Be honest. How many of you are jelly roasties pretending to be boys and saying this dancing cutie is fat because you're insecure and envious?

I've looked on JewTube for superior Umarus. I found thinner and pretier girls, but none of them had the sexy energy of this one, and some were even cringier. So the original still is #1.

Umaru 3DPD wars go!

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=41S0jJNpqFw


 No.8235903

File: 49b5177621e96a0⋯.mp4 (13.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JEydJoJE8A4.mp4)

Bump for Umaru wars!

>tfw nobody wants to fight


 No.8235927

File: c70ebf47e22cc87⋯.mp4 (10.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 41S0jJNpqFw.mp4)


 No.8237132

File: cc6dd69019a024c⋯.gif (735.72 KB, 500x269, 500:269, bunch of slack-jawed faggo….gif)


 No.8237178

When does she show her tits?


 No.8237187

shes so fat for an asian person


 No.8237190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.8237195

File: 306d17988fac914⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 900x900, 1:1, kim-jong-un-3.jpg)

>>8237187

>not liking some bouncy meat to grab onto

>the absolute state of homosex


 No.8237197

>>8235217

this video makes me happy


 No.8237198

>>8237195

i like excessively thicc girls and boys, just not if they're 3DPD


 No.8237510

>>8235217

Season 3 when /b/rother?


 No.8237524

File: 4c5d2dfa97c01fe⋯.png (37.53 KB, 475x375, 19:15, 2ded3c8df65fb0aa5257a9e9ab….png)

>>8237510

As soon as we get a season 2 of best girl.


 No.8237557

File: 6325543e33a7ace⋯.jpg (45.24 KB, 437x606, 437:606, 144934907829.jpg)

>>8237187

>shes so fat for an asian person


 No.8237575

File: 52b712c105323dd⋯.jpg (5.04 KB, 212x249, 212:249, 1447891288778.jpg)

>>8237557

>ywn lick her asshole


 No.8237579

>>8237575

maybe you can order one of her turds online


 No.8237594

File: 418b2d9d36246f2⋯.jpg (204.79 KB, 899x650, 899:650, 1250466542830.jpg)

>>8237557

god daaaaaaaaaaaaamn son!


 No.8238148

File: 73b43503e723297⋯.jpg (69.61 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 73b43503e723297ba83701e75d….jpg)

After all this time I still don't have sauce of the first video. Apparently it used to be on JewTube but got removed by the kikes. Life is suffering.

>Now Playing: King Crimson - Epitaph

That's not helping either.


 No.8238158

Does anybody have that webm of her squealing "fucking normies get out!"?


 No.8238173

File: 77a61ee3abf119b⋯.jpg (10.45 KB, 272x288, 17:18, pepsi.jpg)

>>8238148

HA HA I FOUND IT

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=754w7e4a7n8

>looks at the channel's other videos

>wtf is this just a reupload

>the search continues…

Also the real Umaru doesn't drink Pepsi, how can I be so blind?!

>>8238158

Is that a sarcastic question desu? Because if not I'd like to see that video too. <3


 No.8238185

File: fa6e429f51939dd⋯.jpg (243.54 KB, 1053x1500, 351:500, yande.re 340061 sample chi….jpg)

you're welcome


 No.8238202


 No.8238218

File: 4a6543a91cf73ed⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1300x1513, 1300:1513, himouto_umaru_chan_render_….png)

>>8238185

Umaru not for lewd desu!


 No.8241092

File: badb5e340329790⋯.jpg (81.61 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, fe4b1952f18d599377cb883a3e….jpg)

Long live the Umaru!




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