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File: 7961c1fee2f71f1⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3dpd_umaru.mp4)


If it's Friday, it's time for Umaru!

Drink Coca-Cola!

Masturbate to Umaru!

Such is the celebration of Friday!



please stop posting this autistic and cringy video. its pure cancer.



The song itself is cringey enough on its own

Why the fuck is J-Pop in general so fucking obnoxious?


im not jerking of to this crap



It's bland commercial music made for the lowest common denominator of Japanese society, otaku.


File: c4fe632155c783b⋯.jpg (74.28 KB, 660x1140, 11:19, BERFECT_PLACE.jpg)




How is it? She memorised a dance routine and umaru is just the theme.



Yeah I don't see what these fucks are going on about. The video is obviously not just art, but touches the soul in a meaningful, powerful way. The music is sublime, exploring never before heard harmonies with godly sounding instruments and a beautiful vocal performance. And what do I say about the artistic dance performance? Simply amazing and the girl is a 10/10 for sure. Best video I've ever seen in my life. Don't want to genocide the Japanese at all.


File: f209a76af6e8407⋯.jpg (172.94 KB, 720x1007, 720:1007, mystery meat.jpg)


>Don't want to genocide the Japanese at all.

How do you know for sure she's Japanese? The gooks racemix too.


File: 329fe60d0baa2aa⋯.jpeg (289.42 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 3c821e6382939aa4e59429247….jpeg)

File: a697b4a616a1789⋯.jpg (163.97 KB, 800x649, 800:649, 599238_caravaggio-v0.jpg)


Because they are the ones responsible for this amazing music and art style. Thousands of potential artists create in this anime style, which I love. European art just never caught up unfortunately.


As someone who has been known to fap (masturbate) to Asian women, I find her fucking disgusting.


File: 7b380889e00dd8f⋯.jpg (393.26 KB, 1280x1813, 1280:1813, only for thiccfags.jpg)

>masturbate to Umaru

How about no?



cuz she's fat



this. she needs to drink some diet cola instead






Be honest. How many of you are jelly roasties pretending to be boys and saying this dancing cutie is fat because you're insecure and envious?

I've looked on JewTube for superior Umarus. I found thinner and pretier girls, but none of them had the sexy energy of this one, and some were even cringier. So the original still is #1.

Umaru 3DPD wars go!



File: 49b5177621e96a0⋯.mp4 (13.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JEydJoJE8A4.mp4)

Bump for Umaru wars!

>tfw nobody wants to fight


File: c70ebf47e22cc87⋯.mp4 (10.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 41S0jJNpqFw.mp4)


File: cc6dd69019a024c⋯.gif (735.72 KB, 500x269, 500:269, bunch of slack-jawed faggo….gif)


When does she show her tits?


shes so fat for an asian person


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


File: 306d17988fac914⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 900x900, 1:1, kim-jong-un-3.jpg)


>not liking some bouncy meat to grab onto

>the absolute state of homosex



this video makes me happy



i like excessively thicc girls and boys, just not if they're 3DPD



Season 3 when /b/rother?


File: 4c5d2dfa97c01fe⋯.png (37.53 KB, 475x375, 19:15, 2ded3c8df65fb0aa5257a9e9ab….png)


As soon as we get a season 2 of best girl.


File: 6325543e33a7ace⋯.jpg (45.24 KB, 437x606, 437:606, 144934907829.jpg)


>shes so fat for an asian person


File: 52b712c105323dd⋯.jpg (5.04 KB, 212x249, 212:249, 1447891288778.jpg)


>ywn lick her asshole



maybe you can order one of her turds online


File: 418b2d9d36246f2⋯.jpg (204.79 KB, 899x650, 899:650, 1250466542830.jpg)


god daaaaaaaaaaaaamn son!


File: 73b43503e723297⋯.jpg (69.61 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 73b43503e723297ba83701e75d….jpg)

After all this time I still don't have sauce of the first video. Apparently it used to be on JewTube but got removed by the kikes. Life is suffering.

>Now Playing: King Crimson - Epitaph

That's not helping either.


Does anybody have that webm of her squealing "fucking normies get out!"?


File: 77a61ee3abf119b⋯.jpg (10.45 KB, 272x288, 17:18, pepsi.jpg)




>looks at the channel's other videos

>wtf is this just a reupload

>the search continues…

Also the real Umaru doesn't drink Pepsi, how can I be so blind?!


Is that a sarcastic question desu? Because if not I'd like to see that video too. <3


File: fa6e429f51939dd⋯.jpg (243.54 KB, 1053x1500, 351:500, yande.re 340061 sample chi….jpg)

you're welcome



File: 4a6543a91cf73ed⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1300x1513, 1300:1513, himouto_umaru_chan_render_….png)


Umaru not for lewd desu!


File: badb5e340329790⋯.jpg (81.61 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, fe4b1952f18d599377cb883a3e….jpg)

Long live the Umaru!

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