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File: ce29479ae48d7c9⋯.png (99.38 KB, 1077x646, 1077:646, 1536916825767.png)

 No.8336200

Just got rejected for being too big, fuck the big dick meme, it's not as great as people think. I'm so fucking mad and kinda sad

 No.8336201

>>8336200

how big.ru


 No.8336202

>>8336201

>8336201

About 25 cm


 No.8336204

>>8336202

>cm

nigger use some real length measuring units


 No.8336206


 No.8336209

File: 4d85dff1997c459⋯.jpg (953.96 KB, 1048x1863, 1048:1863, Yeeee.jpg)

>>8336206

Fuck your doubt


 No.8336215

>>8336209

it's about 20 cm


 No.8336216

>>8336209

pindick here i jelly


 No.8336223

That's gotta suck, going balls deep feels great.


 No.8336224

>He doesn't have an average size dick of 4-7 inches.


 No.8336230

>>8336215

That shit doesn't look hard tho. He might be telling the truth


 No.8336231

>>8336224

If you have a four inch dick it's time to accept your life of celibacy.


 No.8336232

>>8336200

It's a shower


 No.8336233

>>8336230

jerk off then take a photo of it, it's boner-sized while appearing flaccid


 No.8336235

>>8336209

any more?


 No.8336239

>>8336224

approved I also wanna see it's true size.


 No.8336243

File: db37a6fa11d46c0⋯.jpg (34.02 KB, 345x513, 115:171, Chan.jpg)


 No.8336248

>>8336243

pls post cum video


 No.8336250

>>8336243

ok yeah id have trouble with that id still try it tho

maybe post more if youre up for it you have a really nice dick dude


 No.8336254

>>8336243

also I saw your other thread, sorry about stuff not working out between you two


 No.8336255

>>8336243

looks about 20 cm tbh


 No.8336257

>>8336248

>>8336250

Probably I won't. Rn I'm drunk and really mad and sad. Maybe add me on kik for the next time I got this drunk.

My kik is digbickanon


 No.8336258

File: 184a81fa76446d1⋯.png (159.82 KB, 680x370, 68:37, 184a81fa76446d187fb78b6fb0….png)

>>8336200

You're still humble bragging though. The one time you couldn't get what you want you start whining to a bunch of incels, since sometimes it doesn't work out.

Half of us can't get to the point where the dick size is the thing that would get in the way.

yes i'm a salty bitch

>>8336243

The first pic is real, but I don't think this one isn't. Reverse image search gives too many results.

Unless OP has shared his dick multiple times before elsewhere.


 No.8336260

>>8336255

I estimate 21.8


 No.8336262

>>8336258

Why would he gave a timestamped pic and then lie tho?


 No.8336265

>>8336262

you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?


 No.8336267

>>8336257

fair enough, again sorry about yknow

hope you find someone for a serious relationship who wont mind your size <3


 No.8336269

>>8336262

could be someone posing as him, who just wants to post dicks.

or maybe it looks weird erect. no idea


 No.8336275

File: 9b6313076ca9277⋯.gif (627.92 KB, 357x200, 357:200, 9b6313076ca927752a656c4c8f….gif)

>>8336243

>>8336209

Are you into men by any chance?


 No.8336276

>>8336200

look for girls with big hips and a little extra meat. they'll be able to take you. tall women too.

Congrats man, you just graduated top fucking amazons.


 No.8336279

>>8336276

Height has nothing to do with how much dick they can take.


 No.8336281

There's probably some girls out there with unusually long vaginas that you'd be the perfect fit for and a lot of girls you could give a good time


 No.8336285

>>8336279

Having extra meat as a tall woman isn't bad looking, but when they're shorter it's more noticeable.


 No.8336289

File: 0bf7771b7e37890⋯.gif (21.76 KB, 1761x1191, 587:397, bruh.gif)

File: 0648375653bfd93⋯.jpg (12.76 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hb.jpg)

File: 8220ea7d0cdc051⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 425x228, 425:228, dbmg.jpg)

>>8336279

Dude, think of the ratios. everything gets bigger as you get taller and a taller woman has a bigger vagine. one with wide hips can birth your children and take your cock. make a race of big dicked men and huge hipped females. a thousand years from now people will thank you.


 No.8336290

File: 7eae050ad0babb0⋯.jpg (18.08 KB, 300x413, 300:413, hbwaifu.jpg)


 No.8336292

File: 91ea8f4dfc8e6e2⋯.jpg (56.34 KB, 600x871, 600:871, impreganate.jpg)


 No.8336296

File: ddf5a5d426462aa⋯.jpg (84.98 KB, 666x983, 666:983, tsunade-cure-diabetes.jpg)

this pic alreasdy had this file nasme. hellow anon who saved this, where ever you are


 No.8336337

>>8336231

Thank god I'm 4.5


 No.8336391

>>8336209

>standard paper size is 8.5x11

by my estimation your about 7in, which is below average. However based on the size of your torso your about 5'8 in height at most.

<OP is a manlet


 No.8336422

File: 74792359ffa4fe0⋯.jpg (242.59 KB, 500x456, 125:114, devildick.jpg)

no woman ever rejects a big dick… they can push babies through their holes ffs…

go to a sex shop sometime and see if you can find a dildo that isnt as big around as a pringles can…

you've got a nice body too, you should be an alpha, but if you arent, then you probably have some major personality flaws that you are refusing to address…


 No.8336430

no woman ever rejects dick because it's too big.

She's just not into you.

Faget.


 No.8336460

File: 7ea39383211ffd9⋯.jpg (16.25 KB, 300x250, 6:5, CmaKcXYAARMb4.jpg)

>>8336200

who /4inch/ here


 No.8336468

>>8336209

>uses (((snapchat)))

>buff

>big penis

go back to faceberg


 No.8336523

>>8336430

I came here to say this. If she's into you she won't let dick size stop her whether it's small or large. She's just not into you, and the dick size was a convenient out.


 No.8336524

Only faggots and coalburners care overmuch about large penises.


 No.8336571

Yeah, my pecker ain't much to look at, but after being with a handful of women, I find that it doesn't matter unless you're too big or wayyy to small. A girls g-spot is just like a few inches in there. As long as you can hit it, your good.

There are a few chicks that like a big dick, but after looking back at all the porn I watched, the girls with the horse dildos never came as much as those fingering or using small dildos/vibrators. Big dicks are a spook.


 No.8336572

This fucking normalfag and his humblebrag thread lmao smh

Sage goes in all fields


 No.8337205

File: 933f4cb9636ee71⋯.jpg (133.45 KB, 537x708, 179:236, Screenshot_20180620-211113….jpg)

>>8336468

>That's buff

Jesus christ, put down the fork fatass.


 No.8337209

HEY EVERYONE

I'M WELL-ENDOWED


 No.8337281

>>8336468

>Not fat

>What a fitfag

kek


 No.8337284

Just fuck mares.


 No.8337286

>>8336572

>>8337209

Yeah, cuz nothing feels better that being rejected, the big dick meme is moronic


 No.8337302

>>8336460

7 inch, is this big?

no idea


 No.8337307

File: 761be6c5d517445⋯.jpg (77.71 KB, 724x738, 362:369, old-dick.jpg)

>being such a loser even a big dick doesn't get you laid

Amazing feat, OP.


 No.8337644

>>8336243

HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT!!!!!!!

I feel sorry for you dude, i really do. I'l never complain about the size of my dick anymore.


 No.8337669

File: ca1a8dd92301ce9⋯.webm (1.1 MB, 600x480, 5:4, horny mare 2.webm)


 No.8337713

>>8337669

Say hypothetically that I wanted to mount a mare. What steps shall I take? How do I make certain the thing does not kick me?


 No.8337725

File: 806e4ad4390db7d⋯.jpg (1.49 MB, 1629x9551, 1629:9551, 1412220126962.jpg)

>>8337713

you need to read

THE GUIDE


 No.8337833

File: 3fdefb684ecbb1f⋯.jpg (83.56 KB, 450x300, 3:2, th.jpg)

That is why us "salad shrimpers" get more dates.

pic related

It is me showing you how big I am…not.


 No.8338122

>>8337833

dub 3's…must mean something….kek


 No.8338300

>>8337833

>>8338122

Dubs…dubs…aaaaannnnnddd………


 No.8338303

>>8338300

FUCK YES!


 No.8338309

File: 07db55e8d101d8a⋯.jpg (84.34 KB, 300x400, 3:4, i salute you.jpg)


 No.8338336

Best friend was 10 inches. He couldn't get laid because women are intimidated by it. And then he tried to pay for sex and the whores refused. I felt bad for him but not really since I'm a microdick.


 No.8338345

>>8336209

wimps i'd take you (but i'm gay so w/e)


 No.8338635

File: e94169b01781bbb⋯.jpg (255.18 KB, 1280x1792, 5:7, hyena_patreon.jpg)

Girls only pay attention to doggo monster cock


 No.8340080

Nice bait, faggot

Women only like huge cocks, so stop lying to us dicklets


 No.8340110

File: 6a282c521dab7f8⋯.jpg (68.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 6a282c521dab7f800401c6b560….jpg)

>>8336243

I swear I'm not gay but I would pay to get anally annihilated by that fucking monster.


 No.8340112

>>8340110

>I swear I'm not gay

Sure, sure faggot


 No.8340237

>>8336243

Fuck guy, you're packing a pringle can prick, just do porno, whipping that out is all the qualification you need.


 No.8341603

>>8336200

You're just ugly


 No.8342037

Hit on milfs then.




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