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File: be5219f3d28b124⋯.jpg (55.29 KB, 426x341, 426:341, 1448121317107.jpg)

 No.8511231

Must. Not. Fap.

 No.8511259

ok


 No.8511261

>>8511231

If you are thinking about it, you are doing it wrong.


 No.8511298

>>8511278

>giving away your lifeforce


 No.8511307

File: 62c315973a93ed8⋯.jpg (37.65 KB, 800x652, 200:163, thonk.jpg)

>>8511261

You have to think about it to start. Are you saying the only way to do it right is to not begin?


 No.8511315

File: 078cbadee651c5e⋯.jpg (966.57 KB, 1305x2000, 261:400, __prinz_eugen_azur_lane_dr….jpg)


 No.8511319

File: 1be51caa7e4ed5b⋯.png (7.05 MB, 4000x2600, 20:13, __prinz_eugen_azur_lane_dr….png)


 No.8511403

>>8511318

this tbh, it's only unhealthy if you're retarded and jack it five times a day. even then, if you lift and do enough exercise it won't even matter


 No.8511406

File: 7036f31f13cb7f7⋯.jpg (105.23 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, naomi bikini 1.jpg)

File: 6172ce01188ad51⋯.jpg (134.26 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, naomi bikini 2.jpg)

File: 124252538540d9a⋯.jpg (111.58 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, naomi bikini 3.jpg)

File: f2a4362f193e9f4⋯.jpg (112.23 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, naomi bikini 4.jpg)

File: d8827f66cf20dc0⋯.jpg (103.94 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, naomi bikini 5.jpg)

>>8511231

just give in


 No.8511421

>>8511414

Oh snap! You pasted that anon's post into an image! That sure absolves you of being a sick child raping fuck!


 No.8511430

>>8511414

ah, this must be the high quality content that got lost since the pedo ban, thanks based pedophile


 No.8511440

>>8511406

>just give in

To the oildrilling urge, or the fap urge?


 No.8511443

>>8511421

i just reposted, faggot.

>>8511430

> thanks based pedophile

You're welcome

>>8511431

I have to disagree. She is 10/10 qt3.14. You might not agree with it, but that is what peak performance looks like


 No.8511461

based globals aren't fucking around, that's why I don't report to the /b/ cuck mods anymore


 No.8511474

>>8511406

>niggers

well I was going to but now it's gone


 No.8512717

>>8511231

but november is over faget


 No.8512719

>>8511406

Maybe if you posted some actual good looking women. Even among black women there's better looking than that. smh


 No.8512891

File: 79703f9a646f897⋯.webm (2.75 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, HNNG_Lick.webm)

Fail miserably, faggot.


 No.8512898

Dudes retaining semen are like cat ladies.

Toxoplasmic brain dialysis.

Faggots like you are why the NPC meme exists.

Fucking retards.


 No.8512930

>>8512898

You're probably larping, but if not, compulsively fapping is a factor in being an NPC. Being unable to ignore your instincts and giving in to cheap and easy endorphines is incredibly void of true thought and intelectuality


 No.8512937

>>8512930

>hurr you have to repress basic bodily functions because I am a shameful pervert


 No.8512989

>>8512891

HHHNNNNNNGGGGG

Know the name of that video?


 No.8513009


 No.8513012


 No.8513016

>>8513012

That's only a snip.

There's more:

maria_pie_and_rossy_bush_-_i_beg_you_to_lick_me


 No.8513031

>>8512891

>Fail miserably

webm not related I assume?


 No.8513052

File: 366603dfab14ceb⋯.jpg (448.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lockheed-f-117-nighthawk-5….jpg)

>>8511231

NOFAP day 122 atm.

My life has improved IMMENSELY.

I actually have done more for my career over the last 4 months than i have in the last 6+ years.

The worst thing is that i have become more depressed.

Because, you know, i have all this mental fortitude because there is no longer the shame and idk, the "unholyness" of it all to keep me down?

So i am courageos enough to take upon more challenges and follow through with them, feel less sorry for myself etc. etc. i have the strenght to bring down the moon, basically.

The myths about nofap doing nothing are all false, it seriously improved my life to a point where i can see all my failures being gone in less than three years. All the projects i started and never completed, achieving life i want, changing my personality, reaching more people. Its really all at my fingertips.

But holy fuck the depression its actually unbelievable.

I have insanely cool shit happening around me, the same me a year ago wouldve given his left nut for such experiences. I literally have no reason to be depressed, but i am.

I feel like i have lost a loved one, and it hurts constantly. But when i power through this pain it hits me, that all this cool shit is actually happening, my life is actually improving. Its like a shot of heroin(idk ive never done heroin) but you feel shitty all the time, and then there are these clarity moments that outweigh all the bad stuff that has happened for MONTHS.

Anyway, what i am trying to say, even though at times i am unhappier than i have EVER been in my life, the highs of life become GREATER than anything i have ever experienced before. That is why even after 122 days i still keep pushing, because there seriously is something at that end of the tunnel and i am too curious to lose.

Also all porn feels like watching your drug addicted friend take drugs while you yourself dont want to because you arent as stupid as he is. Not really a feeling of disgust, but more of "Its not going anywhere, i can have this whenever i want." .


 No.8513054

>>8513052

>t. mormon


 No.8513058

>>8513052

if you haven't already >>>/nofap/ to report

regarding the depression and feeling of a lost one, I can relate, but it shouldn't be happening

your chemistry should've stabilized within 3 weeks, its been 3 months so it should also become a habit of now

so you really shouldn't feel depressed, my guess is that mist lift you can actually feel what your real problems are, so maybe look deeper to find whats missing


 No.8513059

>>8513054

>The word "Mormon" is often associated with polygamy (or plural marriage)

Literally, no. Shut up you fucking jew shill.


 No.8513069

File: f456f345770c699⋯.webm (374.27 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 1519583002007.webm)

I'll post her nudes if you promise to fap :^)


 No.8513125

>>8511313

you should be aware that you just made a contradiction, lifeforce isn't eternal or renewable and if you made a conscious choice to periodically drain it by masturbating you should seriously rethink that


 No.8514940

>>8513069

I promise :^)


 No.8516141

>>8514940

I'm waiting . gif


 No.8516185

>>8511231

why, that's not a life changing achievement anon.




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