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File: 123f639c375a4b8⋯.jpg (64.86 KB, 300x275, 12:11, fucked.jpg)

 No.8511525

my tongue is black & yellow, i drink a shit ton + smoke, anything to do with that?

 No.8511527

Nah your good


 No.8511530

definitely nothing to do with smoking. I'd go see a doctor, it could be cancer


 No.8511532

One time I got a bottle of hydrogen peroxide mouthwash and used it every day for like a week. I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that and I got an infection called black hairy tongue. Basically what it sounds like. The mouthwash killed all the bacteria and not just the bad ones, and the bad were able to jew on my tongue for a week. Luckily It went away in a week or so and I never used that shit again.


 No.8511536

>>8511525

I don't know but it looks nasty


 No.8511541

>>8511525

do you thoroughly brush your tongue every time you brush?


 No.8511548

File: f7f9ee9dced715f⋯.jpg (173.39 KB, 886x629, 886:629, dunston.jpg)

christ, was stupidly looking for "nah you're fine", i'll just keep drinking and hopefully it goes away


 No.8511551

brush your tongue every day

girgle mouth wash


 No.8511552

>>8511548

Go to the doctors you retard, it looks disgusting and extremely unhealthy.


 No.8511564

File: 844e8ffb49b45e7⋯.jpg (635.97 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_MIRROR_20181206_195216.jpg)

Fucking looked worse than I thought

I'll get it checked out


 No.8511569

>>8511564

it looks like that one time I forgot a ham and cheese sandwich in my backpack for two months


 No.8511592

>>8511569

yummy

know the fucked up thing is? i feel like i can taste it now, fucking horrid


 No.8511603

>>8511592

You're going to make us all throw up anon


 No.8511606

File: eac8fdf18e404b5⋯.jpg (24.75 KB, 367x401, 367:401, 16. its apu apustaja _5c1d….jpg)

>>8511564

jESUS cHRIST


 No.8511614

>>8511564

brush your tongue right now dumbfuck and post a pick. and don't use mouthwash that stuff is horrible for you. use baking soda and water to rinse your mouth after brushing.


 No.8511616

File: 9266c24797bee52⋯.jpg (118.58 KB, 599x880, 599:880, 9266c24797bee524b4c7fb6c81….jpg)

>>8511603

>>8511606

my bad, i'm just slightly worried but also drunk so i can only give so much of a fuck

looked it up and it seems to be a mixture of drinking/smoking(without a filter) and poor oral hygiene so i've brought it on myself


 No.8511620

File: 66a18c935852288⋯.png (316.7 KB, 500x373, 500:373, coffin.png)


 No.8511623

File: 8c85d843325a288⋯.jpg (6.11 KB, 235x222, 235:222, 8c85d843325a288b85ed8ed9cc….jpg)

>>8511525

Holy fuck that's disgusting, what the fuck does your breath smell like?


 No.8511625

>>8511564

we're gonna have to amputate your tongue…


 No.8511633

Looks like fungus fam


 No.8511637

File: c4e2fa4d356a856⋯.jpg (96.05 KB, 670x748, 335:374, c4e2fa4d356a8564396fc53c78….jpg)

>>8511620

waiting for the liver to give out

>>8511623

booze

>>8511625

n-no

bottom lip has a weird black mark on it too


 No.8511642

>>8511637

>bottom lip has a weird black mark on it too

that definitely sounds like cancer. see a doctor as soon as possible


 No.8511651

File: 14060190195c704⋯.jpg (41.8 KB, 640x961, 640:961, hrosss.jpg)

Man I don't brush my teeth more than a month and my tongue isn't like that


 No.8511659


 No.8511666

File: e4869e9668e8567⋯.jpg (35.57 KB, 680x578, 20:17, madotsuki.jpg)

>>8511642

<cancer

lol nah mate

>>8511651

i brush every other day so i dunno man

>>8511659

my old best pal was called josh glasgow?


 No.8511671

File: 06e975ad8b886a3⋯.gif (114.52 KB, 616x855, 616:855, the nile.gif)

>>8511666

>lol nah mate


 No.8511687

>>8511651

Horses dont brush teeth you dumb dongus


 No.8511716

>>8511525

stop

u filthy nigger


 No.8511733

File: 05643a7705c32e5⋯.jpg (24.19 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bad-taxidermy-fox.jpg)

>>8511564

Oh sweet Jesus what the fuck anon


 No.8511734

>>8511525

Nutrient deficiency. You probably have some disease.


 No.8511737

>>8511525

I smoke 2 packs a day and drink like a true Irishman. My tongue has never looked like that. Seek help, you disgusting faggot.


 No.8511739

>>8511642

Anon is right, if your lip has a black mark on it cancer is more likely than fungus.


 No.8511748

File: 1aca9971b5ee37d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.29 KB, 722x552, 361:276, 1aca9971b5ee37df6a13b0604e….jpg)

christ, cheers.

if i wake up tomorrow i'll do something about it

btw stop saying cancer, scaring the shite out of me


 No.8511767

>>8511532

You should've used the peroxide again to kill the black-hairy-tongue-causing bacteria, and then right when your tongue cleared up, sucked on some yogurt and probiotic drinks.


 No.8511858

File: 46ba75e65a72238⋯.jpg (92.48 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, Mudkip_dde649_6496165.jpg)

Just cease sucking miles and miles of dicks op.


 No.8511864

Hi tumblr refugee>>8511606


 No.8511875

>>8511748

lemme know how that turns out


 No.8511880

>>8511748

Cats vs dogs was an excellent movie.


 No.8511884

infection and necrosis of the tissue

lick the back of your hand and then smell it

does it smell awful? yea, you have an infection

PLEASE, stop talking to others because they can smell it

and also go wash your mouth you fucking smelly faggot


 No.8511887


 No.8511896

burn that thing right now jesus christ


 No.8512015

>>8511633

This. Some Candida infection, I guess.


 No.8512019

>>8511525

You fucking idiot. You're supposed to brush your tongue a little when you brush your teeth. God damn.


 No.8512024

>>8512019

>brushing your tongue

BTW, not brushing your tongue is the main cause of bad breathe.


 No.8512072

File: 5e75bea5f18fb70⋯.png (332.37 KB, 700x978, 350:489, ClipboardImage.png)

Get a tongue scraper. I'm not as bad as you but after a week or so my tongue gets a bit orange and makes my mouth taste bad. Using one of these completely removes the film of plaque in minutes and it's really satisfying to use.


 No.8512083

File: ccc5f0c25f1bd53⋯.jpg (132.6 KB, 639x480, 213:160, tonsil stones_151604693594….jpg)

>>8512024

No it's not, these are


 No.8512094

>>8511564

Sweet fucking jesus it looks like you licked a 90 yr old hooker's clit. Go see a doctor fuck.


 No.8512095

>>8512083

fucking christ.

I've had one of those things before, idk why, I have decent hygiene, but basically, you press on the area surrounding the white spots, and the white puss should come out.


 No.8512278

>>8511548

> i'll just keep drinking and hopefully it goes away

Yeah! That'll work!


 No.8512279

>>8511525

>what causes this?

posting on /b/


 No.8512282

>>8512279

That tounge looks way better than /b/


 No.8512286

>>8511525

Stop sucking bumblebee dick!


 No.8512289

Aids.


 No.8512295

>>8511525

lol did you drink some pepto bismol?


 No.8512338

>>8511525

Just scratch your tong with a spoon and rince it off.


 No.8512563

File: f3c0dbecf9aed2d⋯.jpg (257.27 KB, 800x820, 40:41, puga4p7i6lez.jpg)

This motherfucker needs to kick it. I don't even wanna download the pics to reverse search and verify its so fucking nasty.

Seriously just drink yourself to death on a live stream.


 No.8512577

how do you guys get rid of this shit? I mean yeah, its pretty easy to get rid of this in places where you tongue is close to teeth, but how do deeper without vomiting?


 No.8512580

>>8512577

>how do deeper without vomiting?

ask your mom for pointers


 No.8512582


 No.8512583

>>8512580

T O L D

O

L

D


 No.8512584

>>8512580

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?!


 No.8512586

>>8512580

brb posting this on /r/rekt


 No.8512741

I bet your breath

STINKS


 No.8512830

>>8511525

Just stop brushing your teeth and it'll go away in about a week


 No.8512876

File: 52832e1b64bedff⋯.png (381.3 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, tux-apu 1526266706882.png)


 No.8514536

>>8511525

Its hairy tongue just scrape it off


 No.8514558

>>8511525

>>8512072

What the fuck do you people do that makes your tongues so nasty? The MOST my tongue gets is kinda white and i brush it, then I'm fine for months. Since this post I brush my tongue every day…


 No.8514587

>>8511525

You've been harming yourself for a long time with your choices. Comes from eating animal products, alcohol, tobaco and stress. It's mucoid plaque. Since the tongue is the top end of your digestive track and reflects your whole digestive system, that means your bowelwalls are plaqued up as well.

It's not automatically cancer but a body in as bad of a shape as yours is bound to get cancer eventually.

This is reversible with proper lifestyle choices but most people who found reasons to smoke will find reasons to postpone this until some painful symptome emerges like heart attack or cancer or something nasty.


 No.8514594

>>8514587

Kill yourself veganfaggot


 No.8514650

>>8512083

My tonsil stones collect food from time to time but also fall out after some time. Anyone else have this cycle?

>>8514587

What is wrong with animal products?


 No.8514656

>>8514650

>What is wrong with animal products?

Not a damn thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2qdyKxU0YU


 No.8514669

>>8511525

>What causes this?

You did idiot




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