[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / arda / d / hypno / lewd / trap / vg / vichan ]

/b/ - Random

Now with 200% more memes than before!
Winner of the 81rd Attention-Hungry Games
/y2k/ - 2000s Nostalgia

Entries for the 2019 Summer Infinity Cup are now open!
May 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

Just 🐝 yourself. Rules.

File: 123f639c375a4b8⋯.jpg (64.86 KB, 300x275, 12:11, fucked.jpg)


my tongue is black & yellow, i drink a shit ton + smoke, anything to do with that?


Nah your good


definitely nothing to do with smoking. I'd go see a doctor, it could be cancer


One time I got a bottle of hydrogen peroxide mouthwash and used it every day for like a week. I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that and I got an infection called black hairy tongue. Basically what it sounds like. The mouthwash killed all the bacteria and not just the bad ones, and the bad were able to jew on my tongue for a week. Luckily It went away in a week or so and I never used that shit again.



I don't know but it looks nasty



do you thoroughly brush your tongue every time you brush?


File: f7f9ee9dced715f⋯.jpg (173.39 KB, 886x629, 886:629, dunston.jpg)

christ, was stupidly looking for "nah you're fine", i'll just keep drinking and hopefully it goes away


brush your tongue every day

girgle mouth wash



Go to the doctors you retard, it looks disgusting and extremely unhealthy.


File: 844e8ffb49b45e7⋯.jpg (635.97 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_MIRROR_20181206_195216.jpg)

Fucking looked worse than I thought

I'll get it checked out



it looks like that one time I forgot a ham and cheese sandwich in my backpack for two months




know the fucked up thing is? i feel like i can taste it now, fucking horrid



You're going to make us all throw up anon


File: eac8fdf18e404b5⋯.jpg (24.75 KB, 367x401, 367:401, 16. its apu apustaja _5c1d….jpg)





brush your tongue right now dumbfuck and post a pick. and don't use mouthwash that stuff is horrible for you. use baking soda and water to rinse your mouth after brushing.


File: 9266c24797bee52⋯.jpg (118.58 KB, 599x880, 599:880, 9266c24797bee524b4c7fb6c81….jpg)



my bad, i'm just slightly worried but also drunk so i can only give so much of a fuck

looked it up and it seems to be a mixture of drinking/smoking(without a filter) and poor oral hygiene so i've brought it on myself


File: 66a18c935852288⋯.png (316.7 KB, 500x373, 500:373, coffin.png)


File: 8c85d843325a288⋯.jpg (6.11 KB, 235x222, 235:222, 8c85d843325a288b85ed8ed9cc….jpg)


Holy fuck that's disgusting, what the fuck does your breath smell like?



we're gonna have to amputate your tongue…


Looks like fungus fam


File: c4e2fa4d356a856⋯.jpg (96.05 KB, 670x748, 335:374, c4e2fa4d356a8564396fc53c78….jpg)


waiting for the liver to give out





bottom lip has a weird black mark on it too



>bottom lip has a weird black mark on it too

that definitely sounds like cancer. see a doctor as soon as possible


File: 14060190195c704⋯.jpg (41.8 KB, 640x961, 640:961, hrosss.jpg)

Man I don't brush my teeth more than a month and my tongue isn't like that



File: e4869e9668e8567⋯.jpg (35.57 KB, 680x578, 20:17, madotsuki.jpg)



lol nah mate


i brush every other day so i dunno man


my old best pal was called josh glasgow?


File: 06e975ad8b886a3⋯.gif (114.52 KB, 616x855, 616:855, the nile.gif)


>lol nah mate



Horses dont brush teeth you dumb dongus




u filthy nigger


File: 05643a7705c32e5⋯.jpg (24.19 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bad-taxidermy-fox.jpg)


Oh sweet Jesus what the fuck anon



Nutrient deficiency. You probably have some disease.



I smoke 2 packs a day and drink like a true Irishman. My tongue has never looked like that. Seek help, you disgusting faggot.



Anon is right, if your lip has a black mark on it cancer is more likely than fungus.


File: 1aca9971b5ee37d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.29 KB, 722x552, 361:276, 1aca9971b5ee37df6a13b0604e….jpg)

christ, cheers.

if i wake up tomorrow i'll do something about it

btw stop saying cancer, scaring the shite out of me



You should've used the peroxide again to kill the black-hairy-tongue-causing bacteria, and then right when your tongue cleared up, sucked on some yogurt and probiotic drinks.


File: 46ba75e65a72238⋯.jpg (92.48 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, Mudkip_dde649_6496165.jpg)

Just cease sucking miles and miles of dicks op.


Hi tumblr refugee>>8511606



lemme know how that turns out



Cats vs dogs was an excellent movie.


infection and necrosis of the tissue

lick the back of your hand and then smell it

does it smell awful? yea, you have an infection

PLEASE, stop talking to others because they can smell it

and also go wash your mouth you fucking smelly faggot



burn that thing right now jesus christ



This. Some Candida infection, I guess.



You fucking idiot. You're supposed to brush your tongue a little when you brush your teeth. God damn.



>brushing your tongue

BTW, not brushing your tongue is the main cause of bad breathe.


File: 5e75bea5f18fb70⋯.png (332.37 KB, 700x978, 350:489, ClipboardImage.png)

Get a tongue scraper. I'm not as bad as you but after a week or so my tongue gets a bit orange and makes my mouth taste bad. Using one of these completely removes the film of plaque in minutes and it's really satisfying to use.


File: ccc5f0c25f1bd53⋯.jpg (132.6 KB, 639x480, 213:160, tonsil stones_151604693594….jpg)


No it's not, these are



Sweet fucking jesus it looks like you licked a 90 yr old hooker's clit. Go see a doctor fuck.



fucking christ.

I've had one of those things before, idk why, I have decent hygiene, but basically, you press on the area surrounding the white spots, and the white puss should come out.



> i'll just keep drinking and hopefully it goes away

Yeah! That'll work!



>what causes this?

posting on /b/



That tounge looks way better than /b/



Stop sucking bumblebee dick!





lol did you drink some pepto bismol?



Just scratch your tong with a spoon and rince it off.


File: f3c0dbecf9aed2d⋯.jpg (257.27 KB, 800x820, 40:41, puga4p7i6lez.jpg)

This motherfucker needs to kick it. I don't even wanna download the pics to reverse search and verify its so fucking nasty.

Seriously just drink yourself to death on a live stream.


how do you guys get rid of this shit? I mean yeah, its pretty easy to get rid of this in places where you tongue is close to teeth, but how do deeper without vomiting?



>how do deeper without vomiting?

ask your mom for pointers













brb posting this on /r/rekt


I bet your breath




Just stop brushing your teeth and it'll go away in about a week


File: 52832e1b64bedff⋯.png (381.3 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, tux-apu 1526266706882.png)



Its hairy tongue just scrape it off




What the fuck do you people do that makes your tongues so nasty? The MOST my tongue gets is kinda white and i brush it, then I'm fine for months. Since this post I brush my tongue every day…



You've been harming yourself for a long time with your choices. Comes from eating animal products, alcohol, tobaco and stress. It's mucoid plaque. Since the tongue is the top end of your digestive track and reflects your whole digestive system, that means your bowelwalls are plaqued up as well.

It's not automatically cancer but a body in as bad of a shape as yours is bound to get cancer eventually.

This is reversible with proper lifestyle choices but most people who found reasons to smoke will find reasons to postpone this until some painful symptome emerges like heart attack or cancer or something nasty.



Kill yourself veganfaggot



My tonsil stones collect food from time to time but also fall out after some time. Anyone else have this cycle?


What is wrong with animal products?



>What is wrong with animal products?

Not a damn thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2qdyKxU0YU



>What causes this?

You did idiot

[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / arda / d / hypno / lewd / trap / vg / vichan ]