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File: 1db6c94bce27576⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1ef6c04c9e451bf6c29997f228….png)

 No.8575607

Monsutaa monsutaa

Mon mon mon mon monsutaa

monsutaa monsutaa mon mon mon mon monsutaazu raifu

Hitotsu, hitome bakkari ki ni shitenaide

daitan ni, katsu shinchou ni taagetto o kimeru

futatsu, aisatsu wa hodohodo ni

kokoro no junbi ga sundara, iza jinjou ni!

mitsu, mitsuketa suki wa sokuza ni neraisadame

utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi!

yotsu, enryo wa hitsuyou nai sa

ato wa kakujitsu ni haato o shitomeru dake de

Ai dattara, hon no chotto de ii

soreyori naniyori, yokubou no omomuku mama,

saa

Nee daarin

kimi ga iru kara saikyou janai?

zutto issho nara saikou janai?

kono saki nani ga attatte

kimi to nara All OK!

Mohaya kore wa magire mo nai

uchuu de ichiban no LOVE nanjanai?

kotae machikirenainda yo, mou

saikousoku Fall in Love!

Itsutsu, kougeki wa saidai no bougyo

yasumu hima mo naku soku

utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi!

muttsu, shunkan de tsutaeteikunda

daiji nanowa me to me o awaseru koto de

Aishitemo aishiattetemo

tarinai motto honnou sarakedashite

ikou

Nee daarin

kimi ga iru kara saikyou janai?

kanjiaeru nara saikou janai?

hoka ni nanimo nakutatte

daijoubu desu All OK!

Umareta basho wa mondai janai

kono isshun koso ga LOVE nanjanai?

haato mada tomenaide yo sou saikousoku

Ah tatoeba sekai ga tomattemo

mune no takanari wa tomaranai

zenkai de ikou!

Nee daarin

kimi ga iru kara saikyou janai?

zutto issho nara saikou janai?

kono saki nani ga attatte

kimi to nara All OK!

Mohaya kore wa magire mo nai

uchuu de ichiban no LOVE nanjanai?

kotae machikirenainda yo, mou

saikousoku Fall in Love!

Umareta basho wa mondai janai

kono isshun koso ga LOVE nanjanai?

haato mada tomenaide yo, sou

saikousoku Fall in Love!

 No.8575632

I like papi and I like mia most, maybe rachnera too but thats it.


 No.8575638

File: bdadc06e6bba347⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1416x1074, 236:179, 240.png)

I'm not a big fan of that op myself


 No.8575642

File: 744d1f9fe1dbaf2⋯.webm (1012.86 KB, 320x238, 160:119, 146354554526(2).webm)

>>8575632

Papi fans in an eggshell.


 No.8575645

>>8575642

U basterd


 No.8575657

>>8575642

Eggcelent


 No.8575665

>>8575607

The cutest thing about that show was the snakegirl calling mc "darleeng".

>>8575642

kek the pettanko do


 No.8576128

File: 36448019ca76b57⋯.jpg (675.4 KB, 722x1000, 361:500, 71032375_p0.jpg)


 No.8576132

File: 222469d54ba217f⋯.png (851.67 KB, 610x912, 305:456, 605.png)

>>8576128

>western shit

disgusting


 No.8576143

>>8576132

theres nothing western about that art at all, that face is a cookie cutter eastern style anime profile shot.


 No.8576144

File: 0dce8d8f6335a0c⋯.jpg (102.63 KB, 768x922, 384:461, 1532975438370.jpg)


 No.8576145

File: 6faddad104b2943⋯.png (2.83 MB, 1800x1200, 3:2, 1532926185971.png)

>>8576143

Just ignore the guy who keeps posting that terrible slut.


 No.8576151

File: 00272b495563a3d⋯.png (400.54 KB, 306x859, 306:859, 529.png)

>>8576143

it's obviously made by a westerner

>>8576144

that's better


 No.8576153

File: 82ee0e6ad11cae4⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 2550x3030, 85:101, 70139146_p0.jpg)


 No.8576154

Suu is the best waifu prove me wrong edit you cant xd


 No.8576155

File: 80bea90411e0efa⋯.png (496.74 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 68917924_p0.png)


 No.8576159

File: e56f6b25a891fb5⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1589x1800, 1589:1800, a003c126e3c2f896563814bb90….jpg)


 No.8576163

File: 27ae422ad230656⋯.png (1.03 MB, 755x921, 755:921, 814.png)

>>8576154

of all the monmusu in that anime yeah


 No.8576170

File: 674507b8184873f⋯.jpg (600.61 KB, 921x1302, 307:434, c4340ff460b1a16155eb99ef37….jpg)


 No.8576215

>>8576154

Miaa is the best, therefor suu can't be.


 No.8576319

File: 49fee18b16d94c8⋯.jpg (353.94 KB, 784x727, 784:727, 20190109_032630.jpg)

>>8576215

Am I a joke to you anon? I will admit Miaa is dam good but Suu has all the pros a guy would love.

Furthermore as a lolicon myself she can have a body type I'm into no problem.


 No.8576466

File: 9e203512842cf58⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, a great lamiakind mystery.png)

>Miaa

Literally the worst among the bunch if you consider the personality or housewaifu skills. I have lots of pics with her though only because I like the lamia species in general.

>Suu

Slimes are asexual and they reproduce by dividing in two. So she would never desire you the way you want.

As Monmusu girls go, I consider Rachnee to be the best, even with her bulky body that is difficult to fit in narrow places. She is laid-back and fun to be around, unlike the rest. Miaa is jealousy personified, Centorea is much too uptight, the birdbrain can't be anything more than a birdbrain, chuunis are a pain in the ass to have around and Suu mentally is just a kid. Not to mention the tragedy addicted cuckquean that can't move around on her own.


 No.8576472

>>8576170

Black underwear doesn't suit her.


 No.8576493

File: 4c73a2f7c91f9fa⋯.gif (501.72 KB, 1280x1394, 640:697, MonsterMusume01.gif)

Post more horse pussy.


 No.8576533

File: 1df09bb5786002f⋯.jpg (175.39 KB, 1067x800, 1067:800, centaur hug pillow 1375770….jpg)

>>8576493

>wants horsepussy

>posts a gif where only the anal sphincter is moving

Hrossposter, are you there? I lack laughing horse reaction pic.


 No.8576545

File: 6ce16fec09cb3b8⋯.jpg (865.92 KB, 921x1302, 307:434, cbb1a216b4a7ba68ebf690739b….jpg)

File: a6f49ab358eb6f1⋯.jpg (798.46 KB, 921x1302, 307:434, d914d81a8b4d5bc82bf188aee5….jpg)


 No.8576551

Hey, I'm getting interested in weeb shit. Is this a good manga to get into?


 No.8576553

>>8575607

I'm sorry, but I do not speak Weeaboo.


 No.8576556

>>8576551

Define "good". If ecchi stuff with some lowbrow humor is what you take as good, then it's good. At least it looks good.


 No.8576558

>>8576551

Hard to say, start with the generic 10/10 shit like death note or something.


 No.8576564

File: 9ddc2330075ba3e⋯.jpg (105.46 KB, 716x379, 716:379, Good enough for the MC, go….jpg)

File: 29e0620c8e78499⋯.gif (1.1 MB, 435x243, 145:81, Papi-Monster-Musume-Anime-….gif)

>>8576556

Start with the anime.


 No.8577404

File: 5ee870151a72c3f⋯.jpg (181.43 KB, 1280x1602, 640:801, 1536855215057.jpg)

We all know Miia is the best character in the series, but what is the hard to describe quality that makes Draco so attractive to me as well?


 No.8577409

File: 732968e682f3d15⋯.jpg (200.72 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, dad398bab9a17666aeed041c9b….jpg)

>>8577404

No anon Suu is top tier


 No.8577452

>>8577409

I have nothing against suu per se, she is just too infantile for me. Her design is kinda plain and I couldnt imagine how alien and repulsive a slime would be in real life. Not knocking your anime girlfriend, she just isnt someone I am interested in.


 No.8577453

File: 01d7088e531f162⋯.jpg (3.12 MB, 2121x3000, 707:1000, melfina_and_miia_by_redjet….jpg)

Forgot pic


 No.8577664

File: 0bdd42ec4b49018⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1100x1100, 1:1, 68566622_p1.png)


 No.8578320

>>8577404

>he still likes tsunderes in current year + x who am I to complain, rin tohsaka is cute


 No.8578527

>>8578320

I also like Korbo from Spicy Wolf Tails.


 No.8579330

File: bec2fcb3aeb4941⋯.png (1.22 MB, 733x1100, 733:1100, tumblr_phhg8xGLoJ1v580auo1….png)

:3


 No.8580602

File: 83c13e7aae236b3⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 2170x2500, 217:250, 69083291_p0.jpg)


 No.8580716

>>8576466

Relative, from the info from monmusu quest games the answer is A or B (pooper back, funhole ahead) they also cover their asses, but in this animu lamias dont have asses and they dont cover it, so they have a hole for everything, the only real answer will came from a pic of lamias ass.


 No.8580749

File: fb00e1bb7215293⋯.png (3.3 MB, 1959x3561, 653:1187, 68921a844ebe611df5ec777bcb….png)

>>8580716

Stop objectifying them. They are pretty. Thats all you need to say and cut it with the vulgar stuff.


 No.8580829

>>8580749

>Stop objectifying them.

>They are pretty. Thats all you need to say


 No.8580834

>>8580829

COCK

SOCKET

How's that?


 No.8580854

File: c1a8bdfe3619c68⋯.png (674.6 KB, 1333x629, 1333:629, Humpty_egg.png)


 No.8580936

>>8580834

No. Thats just obscure. Whatever it is.


 No.8580950

>>8580749

Thread needs more Polt.


 No.8580958

File: 65eb5ef36da2e53⋯.png (668.92 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, おっぱい.png)

File: 85220d6ef68cbb5⋯.jpg (109.53 KB, 922x966, 461:483, らくがき 70499459_p9.jpg)

File: f05acec37aed87b⋯.jpg (108.56 KB, 524x900, 131:225, なんとなく.jpg)

File: a4bb081e3ce08cb⋯.png (709.46 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, フレデリカ 67931042_p0.png)

File: 207d2c97439a031⋯.gif (321.05 KB, 300x300, 1:1, えんらえんら.gif)


 No.8580961

>>8580958

Not bad


 No.8580962

File: befb11c14ec0c05⋯.png (446.44 KB, 962x1000, 481:500, a97ead004429808bae324e410d….png)

>>8580958

Yes, polt may be included in this thread. :P


 No.8580976

I dont give a fuck, bring lamia cloaca, centaur horse pussy, polt furry pussy and ghost pussy.

Fuck all the no fun faggots that push retard bullshit to call it bad, i just want monster pussy no matter what.

Done.


 No.8581086

>>8580976

>>8580976

Nah, dont really need horse.


 No.8581110

File: e2175b46683fc1d⋯.png (214.37 KB, 518x725, 518:725, う.png)

File: 8ddec789d09983e⋯.gif (9.47 MB, 400x400, 1:1, ぬるり.gif)

File: f6b2b24f9be8f4a⋯.png (415.71 KB, 1000x757, 1000:757, ウミウシ.png)

File: 74da1ac4e2bc94a⋯.png (48.66 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ピューブルシレーヌ.png)

File: 90949500758f55c⋯.gif (50.1 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 5b80409f66e75a5f4465f97dd0….gif)

soft girls


 No.8582593

File: 8f29dacd93fe666⋯.png (489.51 KB, 962x1000, 481:500, ce8fdc6cd4b10cb558df3aae62….png)

Polt loves sitting on your warm lap!


 No.8582610

>>8580950

In that case it needs more napalm too.


 No.8582761

Polt gets special treatment now! =3


 No.8582762

File: e45623e7f08530c⋯.jpg (129.42 KB, 662x1000, 331:500, 04600ed319cfb32b3c0074f82e….jpg)


 No.8583496

File: 6fa8106111ca95b⋯.jpg (91.39 KB, 570x800, 57:80, 0ae7aa835c24c382b1ea6fa6cb….jpg)

Its funny how the people who really want to see polt or a certain character actually say they dont and insult and name call. They obviously know that we will post more of her. :)


 No.8583543

>>8576466

Should that be Mia or rather Miia?


 No.8583548

>>8583543

Miia or Miaa. We will get who you are talking about.


 No.8585072

File: 07b68e5245a5548⋯.png (2.75 MB, 1218x1827, 2:3, 1532027221064.png)


 No.8585697

File: 588005731a83747⋯.jpg (953.53 KB, 2294x2977, 2294:2977, 70243478_p0.jpg)

Nice


 No.8586092

File: d83d864594e5bd7⋯.jpg (2.38 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, 67998690_p0.jpg)

Wow, so sorry I posted a terrible edit of Liru. Here is the correct one.


 No.8588006

Why is Miia so nice and attractive for a huge lamia? Why do people think cooking well is such an important skill? Get premade or frozen stuff from the grocery. Roast up some steaks. I am not a cook and can make or find food that is great. Also eating out.


 No.8588010

>>8586092

That's supposed to be better?


 No.8588085

>>8588010

It was meant for another thread. Sorry about that.


 No.8588263

>>8588006

>Why do people think cooking well is such an important skill?

Because it's one of the best ways to save money, stay healthy and if you have someone staying home doing it for everyone, you also save time.

Buying premade or frozen shit from the grocery stuff is a nice idea when you're a bachelor and don't have time or patience to cook well. But you're still spending a decent chunk of money for a meal that's barely healthy if you remenber to put some greens in it. You're most likely to end up full of carbon hydrates, fat and maybe some proteins and that's a shit diet that will make you fat in no time.

Meanwhile, a good housewife that can actually cook will make a meal at half the price for twice the people and it's all healthy to boot. She can also keep track of your nutrition needs easily and cater to them, she can cook a variety of meals so there's always something new, she can splurge and make some nice deserts every now and to spoil you, etc.

It's one of the best displays of affection a woman can show a man, managing his resources for the benefice of the whole family while showing some affection every now and then too.

It's the same thing with cleaning. It's easy as fuck to just swipe the furniture, vacuum the ground and grab the broom, but you're not gonna do it as often as you should because you don't have the time or patience to do that.

But if there's someone back home that does that shit and you return from work to a place that looks more like a home than a cave, it just feels fucking nice and makes people more happy.

It's the small things that have the biggest impact because you'll end up doing them more often than you think.


 No.8590191

>>8588263

All good points. I am wealthy and even if I can't cook too well, I can still get all the nutrition from just buying good quality food and even if I don't follow the directions to the tee.

You are right about making large meals and timing things. Of course, if you ever plan on having dinner parties and things.

Completely right about cleaning. Even the dumbest person can get some detergent and swab/scrub and vacuum. Not cleaning is just laziness not a lack of know-how.

I just don't put cooking well on that high of a requirement for a wife.


 No.8592322

File: 905a106d69fc3b9⋯.png (1.93 MB, 827x1195, 827:1195, MIIA_EXTRA_PIECE_BY_KRABBY.png)

Who is the most monterous monster in the anime?


 No.8594051

File: db74fb05f6e2f1a⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1300x1800, 13:18, monmusu suu 2.png)

Not high on my girl choice but meh….


 No.8595485

File: b59ae44a0967e15⋯.png (2.43 MB, 1264x1780, 316:445, 5e72e77fc39c770bf76402b7cb….png)


 No.8595488

File: b59ae44a0967e15⋯.png (2.43 MB, 1264x1780, 316:445, 5e72e77fc39c770bf76402b7cb….png)


 No.8595503

>>8575642

>25 bounty added to Whiterun


 No.8595604

File: cea364be837fcb5⋯.jpg (4.34 MB, 2777x3507, 2777:3507, 0107_110_Iowa_7.jpg)

File: 064b4f1e3459717⋯.jpg (428.33 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, andnowanon'sironbecomesbig….jpg)

File: abf7ee6ed5126e8⋯.jpg (638.99 KB, 987x1332, 329:444, cunningiowa.jpg)

File: b47e559a12cf49e⋯.jpg (247.4 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, upwardspanties.jpg)

>>8595485

>>8595488 (Heiled)

Based Iowaposter


 No.8595605

Monmusumes are just furries for weebs, change my mind


 No.8595620

File: 69700f6af309feb⋯.jpg (98.66 KB, 657x757, 657:757, 3f47b79462b5f9feda87b59458….jpg)

>>8595605

>monogamy

going by /monster/ all cuck shit can might as well not exist

>wants to make babies

>non-hypergamous just improves you via gene editing or some shit

>would have a positive effect on society if it become real


 No.8595628

>>8595620

Breeding with monmusumes is equivalent to racemixing, change my mind.


 No.8595637

>>8595628

yes, but it isn't dysgenic

IQ doesn't suffer due to breeding with monsters, and the lack of hypergamy makes it very unlikely that the children will be without two parents


 No.8595674

>lack of hypergamy

<most animals don't stay with the same mate for their entire lives

imagine being this retarded as to thinking bestiality would serve you better than a femoid.


 No.8596790

I was very surprised when I learned that all my base now belonged to me.


 No.8596808

>>8595674

>t. Roastie


 No.8596932

File: 91033465dcc1501⋯.png (43.39 KB, 680x598, 340:299, 4445.png)

>>8595674

>imagine being this retarded as to thinking bestiality would serve you better than a femoid.

yes, imagine that


 No.8597808

File: 860e473dbf4ece4⋯.gif (1.47 MB, 499x341, 499:341, 34B5C24D-D77E-4138-BB9D-77….gif)

>>8595620

>tfw no big fox family to spend every day in the shrine with


 No.8597830

>>8596932

>he can't even fill the galaxy with his brain


 No.8598687

Not sure what the appeal is to snek woman. If you've ever smelled a snake's breath you would know that the smell of their insides is absolutely putrid. If you could get past the horrid smell and bacteria, then maybe it would be appealing.


 No.8598698

>>8598687

Make her brush her teeth and rinse the mouth. Problem solved, as long as she doesn't burp.


 No.8598723

>>8598698

Burping is natural, especially cum burps




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