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I've been approached and offered a job as a hotel manager. Problem is, I don't know shit for dick of hotel management. On the other hand, I really need the money. What the hell do I do?


Take an online class or two in hospitality management. It's really not that difficult


Take the job, fake it til you make it.

If a nigger can do it, you can do it


Fake it till you break it, then call a professional.



Its not rocket science, but nothing is fool proof either. What country you in?


do it. If you fuck everything up you'll get fired. If you don't, you just landed yourself a job. Their fault for offering retards positions, not yours for accepting it


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Take it you massive faggot ive been jobless for a year if you dont want it give me it i want the money



friend of mine took a hotel manager position in Malta couple of years back. it kept him crazy busy, like 12 hour days 6-7 days a week. then he quit it to pursue a career in politics, but got maneuvered out of the party after the first election



A buddy of mine ran one for awhile.

>be firm yet fair with staff

>the customer is always right… except when they are trying to get out of paying

>sometimes you will get guests who pretend they have sonething wrong in the room. When you get up there, they will answer the door in the nude because they get a thrill from it. Leave as quickly as possible and pretend it never happened

>do not hire illegals

That's all I can think of at the moment. He met Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island. She apparently partook of the devil's broccoli while she was there.


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>about a month ago

>work retail

>department manager quit in a fit of tears because she was sick of being bitched-out for being a hilariously incompetent buffoon

>assistant store manager summons me for an unrelated reason but the subject comes up and we start talking about happened and what you g to be done about it

>the conversation's casual but my ASM goes cold all of the sudden and just comes out and says that he'd be willing to recommend me for the position of department manager if I were interested

>think he's joking so I laugh it off

>there's another ASM in the room who was fucking about on a computer. She turns, and they're both staring at me in silent anticipation of a response

>they're dead serious

>explain that this is retarded because I've only been working there for a little over two years

>assured that I would receive training

>"why me?"

>because according to them I'm the only person in my department who's worth a shit and knows what he's doing (which is true, all of the most experienced people have quit or move to different positions since I've been there), and because the only way they could get a new DM is by transferring one from another store, which time consuming and difficult as fuck apparently

>get spooked


>ASM seems genuinely disappointed and asks if I'm absolutely certain several times

>ASM fills the role of DM until a replacement can be found

And so I remained a minimum wage cuckslave. I like to imagine what an alternate reality would be like if I wasn't such a coward, and I could go home to mummy and tell her that the worthless, formerly an 8-year-hikki son that she's given up on is now the big swinging dick at his job.



should've gone all in, bro. it's better to try and fail than to never try at all



8 year hikki? Impresive that you managed to get out and get a job at all.



nice story. it gives you more things in life to count towards your victimhood status and how unfair and horrible life is. keep getting more stories like that and posting them with cute sad anime avatars.


OP again, and this is fucking weird. I originally forgot to mention this, but I got this job offer via a job market site. Now, the employer apparently contacted me directly and even added me to her favorites list, which is a big deal. Moreso considering I never mentioned anything about hotel management or anything of the sort in my profile. Also, the employer isn't from my area nor based in it. I'm not exactly sure what is expected of me to do if I can't be there physically.



of course you gotta be there physically. you can't run a hotel through whatsapp



>handed an opportunity

>turn it down

no sympathy



I'm not a victim, I'm just a fucking retard and a pussy. Believe me, I don't have any pity left for myself at this point, no 'real shame either. I know what I am and what I deserve. I know what needs to be done, but I don't have the will or the courage to follow through, I don't believe I ever will.


OP this is incredible but my father was in the same situation after he completed hotel college

there was this job offer from a hotel in his home town and it was too good to be true

he rejected it in favor of emigrating to a 1st world country

a few later he found out why the offer was given to him

he was fresh out of college and the hotel was in financial trouble

they wanted to hand it over to him and blame him when it inevitabily melts down



was he from Malta?


Working is 90% looking the part. If you're comfortable in social situations and can pretend you know what you're doing, you'll be fine in any job that doesn't require technical or scientific knowledge.

Most people are shit at their jobs, and most jobs are useless anyway.


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>get job offer better than what you have

>turn it down for no reason


Go back there and say you've changed your mind and get that fucking job. You're an absolute cuck and waste of human life if you don't.


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>Go back there and say you've changed your mind and get that fucking job

too late for that, probably



just imagine all the stress you dont have


>resume (from self employment) and portfolio are great

>no problem getting interviews

>interview always ends in around 10-20 minutes

>Never get a job offer

How, as a literal ass-burger, do I not make normalfags feel uncomfortable?


You take it. You think other people know everything beforehand when they do something for the first time? Look up some shit online before though, there's no reason to make it harder than it needs to be.



I'll let you know if I ever figure it out

>undiagnosed and unsuspected high functioning sperg

>shit at interviews

>every single job I've ever had was working for psychopaths who recognized someone they could easily bully and manipulate

>final job 8 years ago

>woman boss with a boytoy enforcer

>literally and finally go crazy from the abuse

>get fired for "bad attitude" which mystified me at the time

>was apparently sighing all the time

>suicidal and numb to all emotion

>wife thinks I'm having an affair

>see doc for check up

>he sees what no one else, including me, is seeing

>sends me to shrink down the hall

>shrink diagnoses chronic suicidal depression and assburgers

>get tested


>terrified to return to work, not because of hard work (arbeit mach frie) but because I'm sure I'll just snap completely and kill myself if I get one more psychopath

>getting 400 Canadian autismbux a month to sit and stare at a wall

>wife main provider

>withholds affection because no money

>son trying to get away with being a postgrad NEET because of my inadvertant example

>daughter has warped view of men and is embracing feminist bullshit

>still want to kill myself

>why didn't I let the sperm ahead of me win the race?



let people roll for dubs and make according decisions, duh

>rolling for room service menu 5lbs bags of candy corn, nothing else



that's the worst idea I've ever heard


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It's free if they manage to eat the whole bag, though.



I want to be angry, but I only feel your pain as I can understand feeling put on the spot in that situation. What you should have done, though, is ask if you could think about it for a bit. There was no need to refuse or accept the offer right away.

Given even a day of weighing your options you might have found your balls and accepted.



If you genuinely feel bad about not taking the chance then fucking go back and talk to them. Explain your situation, they might be sympathetic since they considered recommending you out of the blue anyway. Grab your balls and swing 'em dude.



>first person who succeeds in eating the whole thing dies two days later

>now you got a lawsuit on your hands

>hotel goes bankrupt from law fees

>you're left with nothing but a 5 lbs bag of candy corn


>Problem is, I don't know shit for dick of hotel management.

The secret is that most people don't know shit about jack until they actually do it.



>paint each piece of candy corn gold

>find jewish lawyer


>counter-sue the american candy-industrial complex


How did you even get an interview?



I didn't, not yet anyways. Just an emplyer approaching me with a job offer.



I compiled a completely bullshit resume one day out of sheer boredom. I applied for this job online just for shits, and because I was curious about the online application process and if was as simple as it seemed. I got an email literally just a few hours later, which I assume was automated, which scheduled an interview (ended up being a group interview, or an orchestrated open house/job fair of sorts - an absolute fucking nightmare that I won't get into). I was just going to ignore it, but I was dangerously low on goodboy points at the time so I got tempered into telling my mum about it. My mistake was made clear when she demanded to know the exact time and date of the interview with every intention of forcing me to go, which she did.


I'll remind you that you're talking to someone who has never had to deal with any major responsibilities in his entire life and has consistently failed or abandoned even the most minor ones he's been assigned. I spent virtually all of my life since my early teens in a state of virtually absolute isolation and decay. I'm still only just learning how to deal with people, how can expect to manage them?

Keep in mind that this is all after seeing the last DM being brutally torn to shreds day after day, and literally reduced to tears before she finally broke and jump ship for good in the middle of a shift. Granted, she had no fucking idea what she was doing and even the 16yo zoomers could probably do her job better, but still.

I wouldn't just be held accountable for my own mistakes, but I'd be held to account for everyone else's fuckups as well and that terrifies me more than anything. I'm just not ready for something like this, man. I'm just not.


>take job to escape unemployment

>do your job

>maybe you get fired, maybe you don't

>at worst, you end up where you started but with a little cash

Just do it


Child sex feels ohhhhhhh yeaaahhhh chika! chicka!


Do the job try your best you will get money if you don't succeed search for another one and move on



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I was a high school dropout, then joined a charter school to get my credits then got my job there, but there are plenty of other places that aren't bunched up with charter schools. I highly recommend it. I made a thread about it on >>>/ecopol/ not too long ago.

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