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Just 🐝 yourself. Rules.

File: 5ff33270f05037f⋯.gif (1005.67 KB, 400x224, 25:14, ani Sugar Sprikles.gif)

 No.8582308

I have a big date in a few days. It's actually been over a year since the wife and I have had any time alone together. The odds of me performing the liquid explosion are high, and I want my cum game to be on point.

>Already begun hydrating for maximum volume.

>Already begun eating celery so my ejaculate will be white and visible.

>Dieting and working out every day so I can look as close to presentable as possible

Now, I am concerned about flavor. I'm looking for you advice, 8Anons. How do I make my cum taste as good as possible? Did Grandma have a secret recipe? If anyone possesses the occult knowledge, it must be you cumguzzlers.

 No.8582314

I eat a lot of fruit in general and she tells me I taste good.

I'm pretty sure they will lie either way to please you, I've tasted my cum before and don't like the aftertaste.


 No.8582326

File: 7839544b7ba96a1⋯.png (375.25 KB, 310x696, 155:348, 887.png)

I was going to ask where all these extra normalfags came from, then I remembered it's the weekend. Fuck.


 No.8582329

File: 5678452c42f9a66⋯.png (285.98 KB, 540x718, 270:359, heavy metal stops.png)


 No.8582344

>>8582329

I'm just being honest


 No.8582350

File: 5726ae27a6344ba⋯.jpg (60.47 KB, 310x286, 155:143, stoned.jpg)

>>8582314

OP here, thanks for the tip – and I apologize for the double thread post.

>>8582326

Even us old fags are out there every day, doing all that we can to overcome our normalfaggy genetics and become unloved autists who write "normalfags".


 No.8582622

>>8582350

There actually is a recipe for improving the taste or so i heard, but you need to contact Wicca cunts/faggot for it, only they are pathetic enough to waste their time on retarded shit like this. Though I doubt these tree fuckers will give you that for free.


 No.8582637

File: 7c587c9a58d5213⋯.jpg (161.26 KB, 1080x1396, 270:349, get out get out, get-get-g….jpg)


 No.8582680

>>8582326

Give it up, animefag, this is a normalfaggot board now. Or haven't you been paying attention for the last year?

Dysnigger gave up fighting for this board in January of last year, and it has been taken over. You, the Sagefag, and a couple others are the only ones left. Even Hex's Hitlerfags are gone.

Wake up and look around, anon. This is not the /b/ you think it is.


 No.8582686

>>8582308

It sounds counter intuitive OP, but asparagus.

It is high in pantothenic acid, selenium, vitamins A, B6, and C, which all promote semen production.

In addition, it is very high in sugar content!

While the less than pleasant smell is expelled in your urine, the sugar is retained in your blood stream where it makes its way into your semen.

So as long as you are not planning on pissing on your wife, an assumption on my part, eat lots of asparagus.


 No.8582690

>>8582680

this is based

i want to an hero over it, but anon is dead nuts on


 No.8582697

>>8582680

Better than being a pedo board tbh


 No.8583071

File: d96965fb6a37e87⋯.jpg (116.4 KB, 850x883, 850:883, fark_QoLIjX6ndOJKRPRArBGhE….jpg)

OP on call

>>8582686

This seems worth a try. I will read up some more on it so that I am confident I'm not getting punked, but I will likely do this. I appreciate it, Anonaphile.


 No.8583128

File: 1307607306958ac⋯.png (3.41 MB, 3400x2000, 17:10, 1465617278853.png)

>>8582308

>been over a year since the wife and I have had any time alone together

And you're still married to the ice cow why? Does she let you sleep indoors?


 No.8583131

File: a2932833015618b⋯.jpg (420.68 KB, 1536x1524, 128:127, cum.JPG)


 No.8583154

>>8582308

Folic acid, zinc, pygeum, and lecithin.


 No.8583286

File: a83fa9aecc8336f⋯.jpg (3.02 KB, 86x125, 86:125, 1529300091915s.jpg)

I am the legend, the OP.

>>8583128

Wifey can be frigid, but that is a subject for another thread. It's mostly due to circumstances though. My job has me on call 24/7. I usually get home after she has left for work most days, and my lazy ass sleeps until it is right up to the minute I need to leave for work again. When we are home together, other family members have been underfoot.

>>8583154

>>8583131

This is hugely help, Anons.

I am already taking zinc in my daily multi-vitamin, and I think that includes selenium also. If I think of it, I check that label.

The L-Arginine is something I am going to try. Does anyone have experience and can tell me dosage he uses?

I feel more skeptical about the soy lechithin. What am I reading on online seems to indicate mixed reviews. This appears to have its best results for women because it boosts estrogen and fights osteoporosis. Also non-fermented soy may be more trouble than it is worth. I may just eat more egg whites with my meals this week to get a boost of lechithin.

Pygeum from what I am reading seems to be one of those it-does-not-hurt-to-try-it supplements with dubious benefits. If I see a bottle, I will grab it up so long as it will cost me less than twenty bucks. Saw palmetto seems to have the same usages and side effects, and I can get that shit from the woods near my home sometimes. I chalk this under MAYBE.

P.S. I am running low on relevant images to post.


 No.8583309

>>8583286

The only problem with l-arginine is that if you have had herpes you may get a new breakout because l-arginine reactivates the dormant virus. I'm not saying you will get warts on your cock but if you have had cold sores you will get them again.


 No.8583831

>>8583309

Woot! I'm good!


 No.8583837

>>8583309

Holy shit, so that's what that was!




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