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Have a budget of about 300 bucks. Stranded in Italy. Can't explain. What do I do?


Buy a nice italian jacket



Rape a pizza


save it


Buy a ticket home.


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I'm at the colloseum by the way.


Look online for the cheapest flight home, if it costs too much then I guess you're just fucked. Rent your asshole.


Flight from Amsterdam to San Francisco or from London to Oakland from WOW airlines should be that cheap.



Climb it then jump off


Buy some W.I.T.C.H. comics, fuck some light brown children, open a portal to the netherworld and invest in Marriott.


Have a wank


Join the mafia



Call yr sister Monica to come save you, you waste of space dinocuck.


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>what do I do

go to a pizza joint and treat yourself to a big cheese pizza


Look for cash jobs. Look for a flight. Book it. Work the cash jobs to continue living.



Declare yourself Caesar and make children fight to the death for the money.


Work at a nice brick-oven pizzeria.


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I want to cum inside Kobayashi.


wait I got it

confess to a crime to get extradited back to the USA



You are a genius


Explain and I'll send you some paypal money.


get a job

move into a monastery or buddhist temple

stop being a faggot


Go the fuck home.



might as well actually do it if you're gonna get in shit for it!


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You have to go back.

(get deported for a free ride back to wherever you're from)


Suck dick to earn enough money so you can keep on sucking dick. Op sucks dick again.


Don't trust gipsies, eat pasta alla carbonara



Feed yourself to the lions like a good Christian


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This tbh. It's the only rational choice at this point in your miserable life.

Sorry about all the niggers anon…

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