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File: 49a790fee50adb4⋯.png (71.1 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 8BS.png)


I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.

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filthy nigger

go chop your dick off you micromanaging faggot


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porn should be an illegal


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This is a good change, there was too much porn pollution, but it would be better to make a gay thread too because if not it will spoil the 2D and 3DPD threads with dicks…


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But that "bob haircut" thread wasn't a porn thread - it just had some porn in it to spice things up. It was a very good thread that I like and it just disappeared a couple of minutes ago.

Now I'm sad :' (



File: 087987f07694c39⋯.webm (10.27 MB, 782x432, 391:216, grave.webm)

If you know what's better why don't you make all the threads we're allowed to have? Maybe you should be the only one posting replies too.


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>I just had two of my threads deleted for no reason whatsoever. If it happens again, I'm done with this site.



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Hey dysnomia, it's about time I reach out to you. You usually reply to me, so don't be afraid to this time. Do you have discord or email?



Post your peepee


File: 4c016d031d91ca4⋯.jpeg (11.67 KB, 300x228, 25:19, DnlRuoqUUAAofCd.jpeg)

Thanks for doing something right for once, /b/ is not for porn, newfags need to learn that, we have boards for r34 etc.



No fags alllowed




Actually kind of based. When I came on here and saw all of the porn it felt like I was on 4cuck's /b/.



>pics you shouldn't share and dick rate is half the catalog

Sure thing



Faggot botted porn is still porn, the porn we had recently was posted by 4cucks, the threads died now, if posted again just direct them to >>>/porn/ or >>>r34/


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Alright. But are you going to keep traps out of the anime thread?


this is actually pretty good moderation.

thanks dys





>This board is shit, so I'm going to fix it by reducing the only reason to even visit it


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First good decision dysfaggot has ever made



This is flat out wrong. It's almost all boring-ass porn.



Exactly, BORINg. We post the GOOD PORN here! Shiteaters, eal fuckers, etc!


Enable deleting your own post again


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Define "porn thread". Is a tits vs ass debate considered a porn thread, for example?

Earlier, I came to these 3 webms, open at the same time, all set to 150% speed. Machine gun speed monkey butt clapping, what the fuck, I'm so ashamed of myself honestly. At first, I was laughing, but then the primal instinct got to me and I made a mess.

To clarify, I am a tit man, and hate niggers.



dont tempt him


>only allowed to have 2 porn threads

>make hentai thread

>gets shit up by someone trying to stick it to mods when I'm just trying to post hentai

>mods are doing nothing

You really just going to hang me out to dry like this you niggers?


Does anyone here ever been to work next day of an mdma night ? sorry for my english, I'm french



>1hr later

>no action

So what has been proven already is that there is absolutely no reason to follow this rule. Time to take the sticky down.



My thoughts were exactly correct. You sir, are an absolute fucking retard.



That was the point tho.



I don’t know why you’re so upset about it. Spamming a thread is like the most predictable thing to be done on b. I don’t see how you’re so convinced that was going to take someone by surprise.

The point has been made anyway.



Ok if I were trying to get the thread spammed on purpose what would I have done differently?





>to 2 threads

>on /b/

Holy shit. It's not just /pol/ turning into 4chon.


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Sounds good, if you lazy faggots actually enforce it


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Welcome to 4chong, faggots!






*unsheathes katana*

nothin personel kid



>why don't you make all the threads we're allowed to have?

we tried that once, remember?


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Can I just say that parody of the old television logo just punched me in the memberberries?



Never seen a more retarded faggot operate an imageboard. Honestly this idiot is gayer than moot and elton john combined. Nice going.


and nothing of value was lost



>Visiting /b/ to fap

Get the fuck out, you're the reason cuckchan's /b/ always has like 30 generic porn threads clogging the catalog



>another nail in the coffin

you never miss the opportunity to miss an opportunity, do you dys?

with this latest rule, all you do is further restrict users freedom of expression

content is provided by users. the more you try to impose your half-assed views on the fags who make /b/ what it is, the less they like it and the less they post. you're a conceited moron who refuses to learn from his mistakes

your job is to defend the platform and users from destructive interference, not shape content. if you don't like this board with the content users want to provide, resign and take that vile little sidekick of yours with you



Anon if you want porn so much cuckchan's /b/ is open and ready, don't spam your porn threads here please



>disingenious interpretation

there really is no point in trying to reason with you, is there?

the problem isn't what you disallow, it's that you disallow

anyway, go fuck yourself, er, please?



But /pol/ was always a 4chon satellite


File: 19bd522f95562e4⋯.jpg (107.77 KB, 263x433, 263:433, dyshjeafaild.jpg)


>Limits porn threads

<doesn't limit /pol/ threads

>thinks the board will be improved

I give you the definitive representation of retardation, gentlemen.



>totally not /leftypol/


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>anons actually bicting about no porn

Get the fuck out newfags, the closest we had to porn here was the teen threads back in eternal september, also I kind of agree with keeping /pol/ on /pol/ get back to our roots.


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Great call Dys!


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>t. Butthurt kike degenerate



Teen threads had alot of cp, doubt they'll be back anytime soon.



Based dysnomia

Thank you for saving of from the green menace



>actually saving the board



/b/ - Anime/SFW Random


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>saging a sticky



anime is a subset of porn

porn is a subst of random

sfw is for reddit



>Not saying a sticky



Saging anything on this board is stupid and pointless, tbh. But there you have the mentality of the sagefags…


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You're a glorious winged faggot, but you're not wrong. I'd rather have conversation bumped.



Wonder what she look like as a loli uwu


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probably a lot like kobato


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oh boy it's another exciting episode of 'Everything I Dislike is Spam' starring everyone's favorite loveable retard


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anyone whos against this will be happier on 4/b/


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anyone whos against this will be happier on 4/b/


Hello Omlet. I hereby ask you to provide the full file listing of your "Post Histories" folder.

Please open the command prompt and run the following commands:

cd "Post Histories"
dir /S >files.txt

In case the contents of files.txt exceed the maximum allowed post length, please upload the text to pastebin.com or a similar site and then link to it in your reply.

It is my fear that you are abusing your moderator powers to stalk users. Please prove me wrong by providing the information asked above. If you are indeed stalking the userbase, it's not too late to apologize and stop this unethical and potentially malicious activity. Do not be evil. Do not abuse your powers. Thank you.

Previous lives of this thread:

#1: [deleted by Dysnomia] https://archive.fo/LH634

#2: [404'd naturally] >>8582759

#3: [404'd naturally] https://archive.fo/at8ew

#4: [deleted by Dysnomia] >>8589461

#5: [404'd naturally] https://archive.fo/nyMEf

#6: [404'd naturally] https://archive.fo/S6Wig

#7: [404'd naturally] https://archive.fo/TO9za


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>everyone who disagrees with me needs to go to cuckchan


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good job you understood what i typed now think about it instead of being a retard if you want this board to be flooded with multiple porn threads 4/b/ already has that nice sage btw



unironically this


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don't give that le epic troll xd shitposter any attention



Great idea, I love it.








/pol/ gets one thread.


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dubs confirm great idea



I got banned from /b/ and I was given only the vaguest of reasons and no real explanation why.



Trips say do it


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Fuck off, taco nigger. Go make everyone some chimichangas and STFU, greasy spic.


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(((Everyone))) I don't like is Cuckchan.




Wait… I meant



Seriously, enable deleting your own post again



>You're a glorious winged faggot

And you are the queen of irony…an animefag calling someone else a faggot. That is serious pot-kettle material.


>All these butthurt anons throwing temper tantrums becuase they can't post 15 porn threads in the catalog every hour

Go back to halfchan if you want so much born, you fucking kike

We don't need porn here, there are hundreds of other boards and entire websites just for that



>We don't need porn here, there are hundreds of other boards and entire websites just for that

There are hundreds of other boards and websites for EVERYTHING that gets posted on /b/, dumbass. We don't "need" any of it. And that is the point. /b/ is "random", which to the retards that run this place that means "miscellaneous". They just call it random because miscellaneous is too hard for them to spell, and because that is what 4chan called it. So it is really retardation by proxy or osmosis. Second generation retardation, in other words.

But getting back to your point, you can't have a random or a miscellaneous board if so much of one thing is being posted that other things get marginalized. So pruning the porn and pol threads is necessary. Never mind that porn and pol threads account for 70% of the userbase's interest in the board, that is beside the point.



The reason why there shouldn't be porn here on /b/ is becuase this is one of the most popular boards on all of 8chan, and if it was just all porn, than it would become another halfchan /b/ clone. /b/ on here shouldn't be for porn. All those other boards for everything else posted here, are nearly dead, along with most of 8chan as a whole…but, still. Pornfags can go somewhere else. We can't have porn competing with all the good (if you can even call it) threads here.



Here's an idea: Try enforcing the rules you have before you decide that you need new ones. If you already have a rule against spamming, just enforce it and you won't need to make a specific rule about a specific kind of spamming, whether it be porn or pol or discord or animeshit.

Your problem is not with anons posting porn, moron. It is with your shit mods not doing their jobs and consistently enforcing the rule against spamming that you already have in place.



inb4 anti-vpnfag comes in here to write you a wall of text about mods can't enforce rules


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>dyshitya is having another spastic breakdown




this, /b/ should have thread creation disabled and only have a few stickied cyclicals for each subject. one for 2d porn, one for 3d porn, one for politics, one for gays, one for random webms, one for random images, one for random discussions. THAT'S IT, nothing else


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It's great change, if no one would intervene like that, then 8/b/ would turn into such cesspit or porn like halfchan /b/. Sometimes strong armed moderation is required to secure the current culture of a board from foreign influence. So shut the fuck up, you absolute faggots and be grateful. If you want to see more shitty porn, then go back to 4chan






> this is one of the most popular boards on all of 8chan

This board barely gets 100pph at its peak. Fact is you said it yourself, this whole site is nearly dead. So why does it matter what gets posted or how much?



You see Hex, this has been your problem from the very beginning…you assume too much. I am NOT, nor have I ever been, anti-VPN. On the contrary, I think it should be used far more than it is.

You assume that because I point out that you have no way to enforce rules here that I am anti-VPN because you also assume that getting rid of VPN is the only way to enable you to enforce the rules. Those assumptions are also incorrect.

Other boards on this site, as well as other sites who allow VPN use, do not have enforcement problems near what this board does. All you have to do is critically examine what they are doing that allows them to enforce those rules successfully, and you will see quite quickly and clearly why this board has the problems with it that it does.

Even given that though, there are still other reasons quite independent of VPN use why this board has enforcement issues.

The continuing and long-standing issue of shit mod tools is one, of course.

In short however, you are completely wrong about me and about what the actual problem is with anon control and moderation here on /b/. And you can not fix a problem until you have accurately identified what the problem actually is. Until you do that, you will be throwing your efforts fruitlessly at symptoms rather than at causes, and will never gain any ground. That has been the modus operandi of your autistic leader since he got here, and it is the reason shit keeps getting worse here instead of better.




delusional faggot in denial



>this whole site is nearly dead. So why does it matter what gets posted or how much?

This is a completely valid question, IMO.

Nobody really cares about 8ch as a site, and the only anons who care at all about /b/ are just a handful of autistic and deluded faggots who think that it is the only board left on the whole internet, and for whom the delusion runs so deeply that it is part of their personal identities. That is profoundly mentally pathological, fam.


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>/b/-insomnias power trip


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posting gore deters normalfags

fuck 4chan seriously they ruin everything



Okay, Tumblrtard;

Protip: posting gore, scat, rekt and other horrors doesn't work, anymore, and hasn't worked in YEARS!

(((The stupid faggot CUCKchanners have been desensitized!)))





Three things deter normalfags nowadays:

>Gore involving animals

Human victims don't have much effect nowadays, but a cute dog getting its' legs ripped off by some random guy still gets under normalfags skin.

>lewd lolis


>actual cheese pizza


These three things combined can easily deter normalniggers like (You), you reddit-spacing niggerkike.



Actual discussion that challenges the viewpoints of both sides deters normalfags. They can't carry a debate without resorting to ad homs.



That 2 is incorrect proves that you did not do 1.

Guessing this is either a bot or a retard.


Good move, the presence of porn has become inevitable on the chans these days, much to the demise of interesting threads.



t. fun-hating niggerfaggot



>my life revolves entirely around porn

sound like a discord tranny



what kind of sick pedo fuck gets off to vaginas like that?

my dick doesn't even twitch unless theres enough roast to make an arby's sandwich out of and enough bush to make chewbacca blush.



https:// 8ch.net/tot/res/1312.html#q3510



Stormfags get out.


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Cry more, kike. The only one who doesn't belong here is (You).



One of your more retarded ideas, dysnigger.

All you're doing is giving leftykikes more room to co-op and ruin the board.

>b-but anon, the board couldn't possibly get any worse than it is!

True, but that's besides the point.



Stormfags are Jews.


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You're a jew.



Only Jews and Stormfags post pics of Hitler.


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t. jew



>fuck 4chan seriously they ruin everything

This is Dysnigger's fault as well, he is the one who could have stemmed that tide as it began, he could have controlled the assimilation of 4cucks rather than allow them to take over this place, but he figured turning IDs and flags on and off every couple weeks was much more fun.


>Actual discussion that challenges the viewpoints of both sides deters normalfags.

Bullshit. If you want actual discussion on /b/, you ARE a normalfag.


>the demise of interesting threads.

Like actual discussion, interesting threads are for another board. This is /b/. Not 4chan /b/, but 8chan /b/. The two exist for totally different reasons, and are therefore not comparable.



Would you take Adolf's cock up your ass?


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>If you want actual discussion on /b/, you ARE a normalfag

>implying normalfags have any depth

There used to be actual discussion here, you know



If that makes one a "normalfag" then I happily accept the label.



>There used to be actual discussion here, you know

>used to be

Another animefag, wishing that /b/ was something that it stopped being years ago.

Things change, anon. That is part of what is called "life on this planet". Why not grow up and accept it without crying about it? Otherwise you will be in for a life of nothing but constant disappointment.


>If that makes one a "normalfag" then I happily accept the label.

See, this is what an adult is like…openly recognizing what he is and accepting it. Thank you, anon. The timing of your example could not have been better. Now GTFO, normalfaggot.



>I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.

Fine. Extend this logic to all spam threads. Anime, music, pol, advice, etc., AND MAKE YOUR MODS ACTUALLY DELETE THE SHIT WHEN IT GETS REPORTED, NOT JUST WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT.

Otherwise you are just being Captain Autismo again.


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>CIA niggers trying to get porn threads back do they can ruin this place like they did cuckchan

Not this time rabbi.


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Shouldn't that be, "Put the dur in faildure?



File: 63e1419a28e2d6b⋯.gif (98.06 KB, 289x337, 289:337, JewingIntensifies.gif)


I made a gif out of that. Enjoy Seizure tiem!



Fuck yeq


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This is anons wife, you caused a seizure, I have your information and called the police to report assault.



Sure thing Kurt



Thank you so much


OP is a fag



Good choice.

Don't let this place fall to the extent of halfchan



Yeah, seriously. Its nothing but porn and bullshit now. I had been visiting it since 2009 or so like a newfag and I'm actually kinda pained by the state its in. Even an enjoyable caturday thread was visited by I guess a bot saying it was the "4chan porn patrol" and proceeded to dump cuck shit. Its a legit psyop of some kind, I'd bet money on it.

Please don't let this place fall, OP. The same will happen here if we let our gaurd down.


How to stop degeneracy:

Post your bookmarks for everyone to see, including Tor if you use it.

You can't change anything if your making a Benthead.



Thank god I'm not the only one who sees the psyop that's been going on.



lol someone stole my Steve Miller pic. Dysnomia is that you? I swear if it is.. I'll be fucking angry


No, I'm serious this time. I must be dreaming. Out of all these years, I've never had someone think "oh wow, this is a nice Steve Miller pic the guy keeps posting. Better save it" But there you go. The post is made, and the post is shit. Time to stop using it forever. Thanks dysnomia



Okay, yeah, all of that would work but do yourself and all of us a yuge favor and save the cheese pizza for round table because I don't wanna see anybody getting perma-banned because of that.



I didn't steal it! It was just sitting right there in plain sight and there wasn't anyone else around and I thought it was abandoned, officer! Honest!



No, it was me. I didn't know downloading a pic and using it was "stealing", now. Shit! Fuck all the changes the Internet has gone through.




Wait… Why is Anon red in Japan and green everywhere else? Is there a symbolic meaning to that or are the Japanese just trying to fuck up the bell curve?


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guys im going to have to come clean on this one. it was me who posted the steve miller image. i love boogie shoes so much, saw the opportunity and reposted said image. wont happen again.



You lying nigger maggot! It was (((ME))) who stole that pic!


Now you go lie somewhere else, you lying liar.



>Don't let this place fall to the extent of halfchan

too late


>enjoyable caturday thread

GTFO faggot


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timestamp the theft of said image with a sharpie marker in your ass and ill capitulate to your demands.

>image related to my thieving skills, just hawked it


Ban 3dpd, allow unlimited 2d



Good, don't let them turn this place into cuckchannel's /b/.


Just checking to see if I'm banned again, yet. No? Okay, good.


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How the fuck is dysnomia still BO

literally how



>he thinks digits affect mods



Gonna take bigger digits than quads anyway. Those are rookie numbers.



Didn't know fug still posted here.


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Fug is Hex's alter ego



mmmm… nice cock and balls


what the fuck is it with this dude and porn

>inb4 banned because I probably have no active posts on /b/



>I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.

I just hide/ignore the porn threads. However since you are doing this I will have to go download some porn and start making porn threads. Fuck you.



Alternatives you know of? I tried out spacechan and got banned really quick merely for noticing another anon was banned for something stupid and pointing out that they have no rules and it's just arbitrary bans based on mods feefees.



/b/ is a no rules board.

It's for spam, porn, religion threads, politics, nonsense, EVERYTHING.

The mods have no right to dictate to the users what is allowed or not.

If they don't like what's being discussed they can make their own threads and bump those.




Why do I see that you guys are replying to missing posts? I hate when I see this on a board. Always a sign of severe modpocketry.



>wanting to be moderated

go back to literally anywhere else but here where you can enjoy being overmoderated



Playing all 3 of these at 1.5x, maybe I should try 2x.


Someone link me some porn folders I can mass-download over mega or something I hate porn but I hate mods overstepping their bounds even more. Mods have one purpose; do the bare minimum required to keep the servers being seized from the FBI and the site being shutdown. Anything beyond that is not acceptable.



It's called keeping our culture in tact and not become cuckchan 2


They where faggots complaing about no porn or reguritated threads, they don't ned to be here honestly



woo lad tor doesn't work on perfectchan



>It's called keeping our culture in tact and not become cuckchan 2

Says the cuckchanner. You know how I know you're a cuckchanner? Because you know what cuckchan's /b/ apparently is like, which means you browse there, which means when you see threads on here that are cuckchan threads, you KNOW since you browse there.

I myself, having left cuckchan in 2011 and never gone back, have no idea what they even post there anymore.

Also if your culture requires moderator hotpocketry to protect it's already dead. Protect culture by posting in the threads you like and creating the threads you like. Not by hotpocketry.


Moderators micromanaging is a slippery slope that always leads to everyone getting banned because of feefees of mods being hurt, lets not let /b/ turn into the wreck /pol/ and so many other boards have become. First they ban bumpstocks, eventually they get rid of guns completely. If porn bros are getting shat on, they will come for our shitposts next. We must #resist!



>Gore involving animals

>Human victims don't have much effect nowadays, but a cute dog getting its' legs ripped off by some random guy still gets under normalfags skin.

Can confirm. Some guy posted gore of a kitten getting crushed under the heel of a chink on spacechan and got banned. I also got banned for merely pointing out the injustice of that. Normalfags are misanthropes now but love animals for some weird ass reason.



Sigh. Why must you shit on our freedom? The blood of anons must be shed in revolution against your faggotry.



>hates normalfags

>hates anime

Perhaps tumblr is more your speed



Hex, can you stop denying my ban appeal?

It's annoying to have to use a VPN so i can post here.



I only go to cuckchan for /ic/ but ok.

Your forgetting about loud samefagging autists who will post from dusk till dawn tho, think more.



yeah right

being a minor nuisance to the other users is the only joy in his pathetic life, he's not going to give it up just because it's good for the community




it's already bad enough my VPN slows down my posting and overall connection

damn you hex



Tbh there are only a few boards on cuckchan still worthy of a visit, /ck/, /k/ and /tg/ are still viable, I'll assume since there is no real artboard here your crime can be forgiven.


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Aqua is crying in the corner. Somebody help


I don't think Dys is a spic. I think english is his first language and that he's more or less white but I don't think he's from the US or Europe.


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>Gonna take bigger digits than quads anyway. Those are rookie numbers.

Welcome to /b/.

Pic very related.


Why is this thread still here if none of the mods are actually going to enforce the rule made by OP/BO?

There are more than 2 porn threads in the catalog right now, there are mroe than 2 pol threads in the catalog right now, and there have been more than 2 porn and pol threads in the catalog the whole time.

The rules made in this sticky thread have never been enforced. Not once.

So the whole point of the thread has never even existed. It isn't even an argument. Dys controls nothing here, not even his own mods.

So his making rules is simply jacking off, and the whole thread is pointless.






This stuff triggered remedy and dot. (((Way))) too




Says the nigger




>I only go to cuckchan for /ic/ but ok.

Then that begs the question. If you don't go to cuckchan /b/ how can you tell if 8/b/ is becoming more like 4cuck/b/??????



/b/ shouldn't even have any rules at all other than "don't post what will get us vanned".



Being a pedo goon is free speech you kike.



I agree but you need to change the laws of the country to address that. Personally I find racemixing porn far more offensive than CP but I tolerate bbc because it's freeze peach and I can just hide the interracial threads anyways and focus on what I do like instead.



>Hex, can you stop denying my ban appeal?

I only deny ban appeals for my own bans so unless I banned you I didn't deny your appeal. And if your appeal actually said something of value and not just "fuck you niggerfaggot" I usually unban.



>not unbanning people who say "fuck you niggerfaggot" just for the laughs

I'd be giggling myself to sleep after such devilishness.


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>be hex

>become mormon to get brainwashed pussy

>forgot to read the rules

>mfw, never did missionary shit

>mfw, no temple recommendation

>fat, ugly and a nazi. drinks alone

>will never get laid


People crying about not being able to spam porn are suspicious to me. They stamp their feet and cry "freedom!" when they can't have the board saturated with this shit. The same attitude existed in the American 60's- now we have Weimarica. The board is indeed called, "Random", thus there are millions of topics that exist to talk about- porn doesn't need to be 1% of them. If all you niggerbrains want is porn, go to a PORN BOARD. Don't try to tantrum on the high ground because you want to look at cuck shit 24/7. Being a shill or pervert may doesn't exclude you from being here, but when its obviously the same forces which ruined 4chan- it needs to go.


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>pedantic windbag strikes again

nobody is complaining about a lack of porn spam itt and your reference to weimar is inapposite. /b/ has always been unashamedly degenerate, pissing all over fags like you and their take on the limits of acceptable content


Am I banned today? No? Okay, good.



I'm pretty sure you were the one that banned me

I did appeal it a few days ago, and i explained myself

The post that got me banned was a copypasta i changed a bit to fit the thread i posted it in

You or some other mod took a fucking copypasta i made years ago too seriously, didn't realize i was shitposting and banned me for it




I really can't express how much I approve of this idea. I guarantee this will usher in a new golden age for this board!

Death to Pornographers!


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Fuck you! Kissing Dysnomia's ass won't prevent you getting banned, faggot.


Am I the only one that noticed 7chan has been down for a few days? I wonder if it has something to do with the Discord scandal.


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fuck you niggerfaggot



OK I know which one you mean. I actually saw your appeal in the appeals list. The one where you explained that it was a copypasta. It wasn't me that banned you, and it wasn't me that denied the appeal. My judgement would have been to unban you, but it wasn't my ban and I don't know the context of why they banned you so I left it alone. I don't know what the mod that banned you saw, so I can't make that judgement for them.



>Only I can be Random!

Vols can always do what they want.

Suck a dick.



jim watkins is a pornographer. in fact, while still an army recruiter, he became a pioneer of online porn and made his first real money by circumventing japanese porn laws with sites hosted in the us. you might say 8ch owes its continued existence to a pornographer



So what? Jim wouldn't be any more welcome here than any of the other spamtards. Who cares what he did anyway? The only thing that matters is what he is (or isn't) doing now.



Real hookers do not find that even remotely funny if you do that IRL, just so you know.


Am I banned? No? Okay, good.


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First, (pic related) preserved for all eternity. You are now immortalized.

Next, "The same forces that destroyed 4chan" are the unchecked, unstopped hoards of underage &B Redditards and Tumblrinas that the 4chan mods ignored for years, only because it boosted their traffic numbers to astronomical heights. The evil forces of doom and destruction rely on mods to do this and the mods will do this because no one wants the site traffic to go down.

Still, something must be done to check the endless flood of toxic waste that would drown this last bastion of free speech in an endless stream of the same ten trap, celebrity, incest and rate-my-cock threads.




you need help. some form of medication that makes you blind and then your hands fall off



Don't forget he's short, lives with his parents and cleans toilets for a living.



A really big problem I've noticed lately are all the Cuckchan white knight failfags coming here and responding to femanons with posts that don't say TITS OR GTFO. There's a reason "there are no girls on the Internet" and I'm both appalled and ashamed that I have to remind any of you of what that reason is but here it is, anyway.

(((If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, 'hurr durr I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, "there are no girls on the Internet".

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.)))

>tl;dr TITS OR GTFO!




you show all the symptoms of chronic faggotry. t.doktor



>he's short

Is that true?



5'9 at the absolute max. He also goes on reddit.



5'9" is average adult male height in the US.




Counting asians and spics. Hex is probably significantly less than that.


Is it just me? Am I just imagining things or is 8chan being overrun by Cuckchan loser faggots? I really hope not because I'd hate to see that happen to this place.



=Cuckchan faggot GET THE FUCK OUT==



> this last bastion of free speech

If you really believe that is what /b/ is, you need serious psychiatric treatment.


>Am I just imagining things or is 8chan being overrun by Cuckchan loser faggots?

Where the fuck have you been for the last 4 years? Prison? It is hard to keep cucks out of here when the BO is the biggest one of them all.




Compared to the rest of the Internet this is the last bastion of free speech. Say any of the things we say here anywhere else and it's an instant ban and possible reporting.


I was fighting the fucking Goons from /intl when they raided 4chan/b/ along with a whole bunch of other Anons but, sadly, we failed. Ultimately we failed because Hiroshimoot turned out to be the biggest Goon of all and he deliberately turned 4chan into the biggest piece of shit on the internet, now.








>who the fuck?

there's nothing you can post on 8ch that you can't post elsewhere to a larger, smarter audience. the rest of your diatribe typifies the non-sensical garbage that passes for content here and explains why 4ch is so much more popular


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>r8 my…

Yeah, really high brow stuff over there my guy.



4channers spam porn everywhere on b, our mod doesn't what our b to end up like that, especially because of only a handful of ips that start a thread and then lazily leave.



Most people hate most other people and secretly want to see them die, while they have little against little puppies.




Well, and cute small animals in general. Sorry. I'm half asleep and mixed up kitten up in my head with puppy.



*And mixed kitten up in my head with puppy.



>Say any of the things we say here anywhere else and it's an instant ban and possible reporting.

You can't even talk about any actually legit 8ch alternatives here without getting b&. You can post CP, but tell anons that there are other places to go and where they are, and it is buh-bye anon.

Your claim is relativism, and you openly admit it.

Neck yourself, before you kill someone by accident with your stupid.


I am now permanently banned from 4chan for posting the following:


(Pic related)

I collected screen caps of all of my activity this morning (all of my posts in all boards and threads) and I collected both the temporary and permanent ban notices. I will be taking this information to my lawyers and we will be assembling a lawsuit against 4chan wherein we will be suing them for my civil and constitutional rights of free speech. My intention is to rip 4chan out of Hiroshimoots grubby claws and make it back into what it once was, a place where people can be free (and, yes, where you can bitch all you want against or about the MODS without fear of getting banned.)


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<can't even talk about any actually legit 8ch alternatives

>whining in homosexual



How about you neck yourself, failfag, and rid the world of a weak little sheep that won't even pull its head out of its ass long enough to say, "fuck this I'm not taking it." Yeah, you're too weak to live, pussy.





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Don't rub too hard.


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This is what i was banned for

It sucks we don't know who banned me or else i would have asked you to do it

You and i have met many times before, friend

Then again i only come here becuase i got tired of cuckchan's bullshit

I posted that exact same copypasta there as well and viola, i got permabanned for it

Sadly, my IP is a static one, and i cannot change it in any way

So i'm stuck here…not like i mind it. 8chan is a pretty cool place ^_^



its because ur gay lol


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The reason you got banned from /b is basically the same reason I got banned from /pol/; you got a mod who had a big, fat stick up their ass but, in your case, you're being a total faggot about the whole thing whereas my ban wasn't justified at all because the mod who banned me was just acting like some bitch suffering from PMS but you're just a faggot and you got banned for being a faggot, faggot.


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Look out! I'm posting pictures, now!


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>What? All I was doing was posting pictures on an image site! Honest, officer, that's all I was doing! Honest!


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Right now I am outside walking the dog and I am not posting any of these from my phone. (You wouldn't believe how heavy this PC, monitor and batteries are! Good thing I have my grandmother to push the wagon!)


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Okay, I posted enough of these. I think it's time for me to start hunting down the last straight porn site on the Internet (this could take me a few years.)




i remember this

haha fag


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Everything that disagrees with me or that I don't like is a jew

And other strange tales as told by retarded untermenschen.





Don't let the door hit you on the way out snowflake faggot.



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You copied my meme, faggot.


This is now a Superman thread!


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This is spot - on

Even Superman would agree


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(30 years later) Look! Up in the sky!


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So….how many porn threads are allowed, and how many are on the board right now?

Not including the CP one.


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Where the hell are my Ally's?



>This board barely gets 100pph at its peak

Just wait until all the failfags from Cuckchan invade this place. Then all the threads will be scrolling like credits in a Cheech And Chong movie and God help us, every one!



Q: why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: they taste funny.


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I know this is 8chan so i'm not even going to question you anons calling me a faggot, as it's like breathing air here. But, i still got banned by some butthurt mod who couldn't tell what i posted was a shitty copypasta i made years ago. Whatevever, i have a VPN. It just makes my connection slower when i use it.



Were you around in the days when shit like we did wouldn't even be considered for banning? In a sense I feel really sorry for the Zoomers and even the Millennials because they weren't around or old enough to experience and enjoy the very early days (late 1980s, early to mid 1990s) when it would take a tremendous amount to get a BBS owner or mod to actually ban you, unlike today when the slightest thing said the wrong way to some snowflake faggot butthurt mod will get you a two week time out minimum in the land of the banned.



Go back to Discord




ey dysnomia, it's about time I reach out to you. You usually reply to me, so don't be afraid to this time. Do you have discord or email?






>Just wait until all the failfags from Cuckchan invade this place. Then all the threads will be scrolling like credits in a Cheech And Chong movie and God help us, every one!

WTF? 4fags have been streaming in here for years now, where the hell have you been? But the threads don't scroll like credits in a movie because the fags only last a couple weeks here before realizing how shitty it is and fucking off to another site, so there are never enough of them here at one time to provide any real action one way or the other.


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>WTF? 4fags have been streaming in here for years now, where the hell have you been? But the threads don't scroll like credits in a movie because the fags only last a couple weeks here before realizing how shitty it is and fucking off to another site, so there are never enough of them here at one time to provide any real action one way or the other.

Actually believing this



So are people stalking my ex girlfriend or how's this work?



Well, the numbers over the last 4 years do back him up, so unless you can explain how this place went from 2500 dedicated 8ch OC producers to less than 100 4chan meme cucks while still maintaining an influx of 4chan rapefugees for the last 4 years, I am going to have to say that >>8650093 is based and you are a new faggot.



You're not accounting for Tumblr or all of the 14 YO faggot retards who watch all the Jewtube videos about 8chan then flock here thinking "hurr durr I B Troll nao."

And if you think there's not faggot morons out there blatantly violating rules 1 & 2 then think again but don't watch the videos because they suck


==Can we PLEASE have a rule where annoying fucktard Reddit Rapefugees get only so many cringy faggot posts before they're permantly &B? Or better yet can you just permanently &B the fucking REDDITARDS, already? Thanks =



Can you link an example?

>inb4 >>8653246

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Stop deleting posts/links to other chans, you piece of shit faggot. They're not spam if it's a single post.



It's not the mod's fault. This site has an automatic bot detector that isn't quite perfect.



No, it's Hex' doing. Posts stay up for hours until he goes full autism and bandeletes them. I've seen it in the logs.



This isn't your personal advertising board, fuck off.



Oh. Okay. That's even more fucked up than I could have imagined. So, how often does Hexfag go off his meds?



One post linking to a chan isn't advertising you worthless dipshit, nobody makes money off of it.



This thing got ONE fucking view (and that's only because I clicked on it. WARNING: THIS PIECE OF SHIT VIDEO IS NEARLY FATALLY CRINGEWORTHY!




>allow every worthless altchan to advertise here

>catalog full of altchan threads

Yeah because we need a thread for every single retard that decides to host an instance of vichan for a week before giving up



I meant a link to a reddit thread that is up right now, I haven't seen the thread where that was posted tbh



I think you meant the OTHER guy. I was the one who's talking about people breaking rules 1 & 2



One post that's not further bumped does no harm. How are those threads any worse than the usual scat, trap and other shitty faggot threads. Stop moderating based on your own autism and abide by the rules.


When the fuck did the Internet stop being the Internet? Fuck this! I'm building a time machine and going back to 1990! Fuck y'all!



>How are those threads any worse than the usual scat, trap and other shitty faggot threads.

They aren't which is why I ban every single one of those on sight, retard.



Then you should check the catalog again because you missed plenty you blind dumbass.

Also none of those threads are against the rules but deleted purely based on your own biased, retarded autism mod 'standards'. You're the worst and most unprofessional moderator of this board.


>>How are those threads any worse than the usual scat, trap and other shitty faggot threads.

Methinks you fail to realize that a lot of those links that anons post here are links to full-on pedo sites so, in that sense, posting those is a violation of the one global rule: "don't post links to things that are illegal in the United States" so it's best just to not allow any of those to be posted even once since it could lead to some serious shit and drama here if someone gets busted for illegal shit and they get asked, 'how'd you find that' and the faggot says, 'I saw a link for it on 8chan'. (See how easy it was for me to figure that shit out? Put your brains in gear, faggots!)


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Dunno what you expect, I don't use a mod bot and I do this for free. If you want more consistency then pay up tbh.



Hey, shit head! See this thread: >>8653480

In the mean time be careful not to cut yourself on your edges, dude!



Fuck it! Where do I sign up? I'd be happy to help clean up some of this shit, dude!



>Where do I sign up?

You have to ask dysnomia that, he is the keeper of the super sekrit moderator registration page. I'm the only mod that has been online in almost 2 days though tbh.



That's like saying it's illegal to link to Google because via extensive search methods you can find CP. Retarded argument. Plus plenty of chans are comfy and wholesome.


Say boy, the point is that one little link to a small 'safe' chan is not against the rules or spam or any less better\worse than the other content here. There is no reason to delete them let alone ban the posters. If you want to keep users on this board you should have a decent moderation not based on your own likes and dislikes.


Get your tongue out of his asshole you pathetic cuck.


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>If you want to keep users on this board you should let people spam altchans here to try to draw them away

Really makes you think.




So I guess you DO like looking at CP.

>Get your tongue out of his asshole you pathetic cuck.

This poor faggot is turning into a walking Ginsu knife right before my eyes! (I can't stop laughing!)



It doesn't make me think, it makes me laugh. If I was laughing any harder at all the faggotry I'm seeing posted here I'd be pissing myself!



So, where the fuck do I sign up for the Internet equivalent of Latrine duty? I promise I'm not

>A jew

>A cuck

>A faggot

>A pedo

>A Redditard

>A Tumblrina

>A 9gag rapefugee

>Mentally stable in any way.

>Inclined to tolerate whiners, Redditards, Pedos, Tumblrinas,9gag Rapefugees, Jews, Cucks, Pedos or faggots.



>he thinks linking to a small chan with 10 posts a day drives people away




You have to talk to dysnomia tbh.


If it doesn't then why do you want to be allowed to advertise here so badly?



It's not advertising if you don't sell a product or service.

Because people deserve to know there are chan alternatives where there aren't any cancerous overmoderating Hex autist mods. Plus subtle, friendly linking to other chans is a normal practice in the chanosphere.



>It's not advertising if you don't sell a product or service.

Trying to get people to use your site is advertising. You are trying to make people aware that your site exists so that you can siphon away users. That is advertising.



Trying to get people to cross post on other chans, they won't suddenly leave this hellhole dummy.

It's not spam and not against the rules so back off.



i'll do what i want. go advertise your site on cuckchan



And I will do what I want too. You have to sleep sometime.



point proven. you are a spamming nigger that only wants to advertise here. you don't care about the board, just shitting it up and crying about how oppressed you are when i ban you for it



I normally don't sleep more than two hours a night so I can be on here 22 hours a day watching you like a hawk and reporting you every time you adspam or otherwise act like a faggot.



"I'll do what I want"

Muh dick. Muh black privilege. Muh BTFO Whitey attitude.

Where I come from they shoot fuckers like you and nobody goes to jail for it.



You seem to be projecting.

If mods don't have to abide by the rules, then neither do the users. It's only fair.



Tell me which rule I'm breaking by banning spam



A link to an imageboard is not spam. A link to a news website with comments or a forum is also not spam.



t. (((you)))



Not an argument. Do your job right or fuck off from 8chan.


>giving a shit about the 8shit mods

hex tried to apply for 8/pol/ but he ended up modding /b/

8chan never be as popular as 8chan if 8chan goes down they have nothing



8chan is a fail everyone is on 4chan



i would be a pretty good /pol/ mod tbh


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i doubt it. Moderating a politics board means getting off your ass and actually working to make sure no one wrong-thinks.



/pol/ users are more willing to report wrongthink than /b/ users to it's actually probably an easier job



>I'm the only mod that has been online in almost 2 days

Why exactly do you think that is?

Face it, Hex…not even Dys cares about this board anymore. Here you are trying to uphold rules that he puts forward more as trolling the users than anything else simply because he knows you will be here giving a good show on behalf of the administration.

You are being used, you idiot.

You are being used because you are the only one who gives a shit about /b/, and everyone knows it.

You should never have come back, tbh.

The fact that you were willing to come back exposed your greatest weakness, and it is being exploited from both sides.

Wake the fuck up, dude.








>Here you are trying to uphold rules that he puts forward

The rules are actually how I'd moderate even if they weren't outlined for me. The only real rule on that list that changed anything is the one that says mods can't fuck with other mod's bans. The only reason that one has to exist is because one mod tried to take away my ability to moderate.

>You are being used

It isn't really possible for me to be used, my moderator power could be stripped from me right now and I wouldn't care. I already do what I feel is best. It just happens to line up with how dysnomia wants the board moderated to begin with which is why I don't get my account deleted. I'm only active on weekends, and sometimes before and after work so it's not like my presence here is even very big anymore. I just help out where I can.

>you are the only one who gives a shit about /b/, and everyone knows it.

At least you acknowledge that I care. It is true, I do care but I have no delusions that anything I do matters.


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Ok all that might be true but your forgetting one important thing…


Why the fuck would jesus or god send visions to one guy?? Those church outfits are gay. EVERYONE THINKS MORMONS ARE PUSSIES! Theres a difference between being nice and being a pussy. Also, hex is a stupid name



>It just happens to line up with how dysnomia wants the board moderated

You still fail to recognize that what you think he wants is merely what he WANTS you to think he wants.

He pats you on the back and tells you that you are in sync with his thinking, but all the time he is dropping new rules liek the most recent "only 2 porn threads" rule that he KNOWS you have no ability to control, but that he knows you will do your best to try to address in your own way anyway, and even though he knows that anons are going to screw you over on because you have no real power to do a damn thing about it.

He is fucking with YOU, Hex, every bit as much as he is fucking with the users.

And you sit back and defend him like he is some sort of hero to you.

He is using you, just like he always has.

You still haven't answered my original question either…why do you think that you are the only mod who cares about /b/? What have all the other mods in the last 4 years (every single one!) concluded, that you have not managed to accept?

I'll tell you what it is…it is that caring isn't enough.

Without a BO who cares, nothing you do here will ever benefit anyone, not even yourself. It can't! Take a step back for just one minute and look at what would become of /b/ if you were to quit again, for real and for good.

Do you really think Dys would step up and cover mod duty like you are? Of course he wouldn't. We both know he has other things going on now and that he would just let /b/ collapse and let Ron do whatever with it.

But as long as you are here, he doesn't have to think about it. As long as you are here, /b/ remains his legacy even if he doesn't even check in on it more than once every week or so anymore.

He is using you, Hex. Just like he did before.


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Anon, you are approaching the religion as if it is anything but a tool to me. It matters not whether the religion is true. This religion produces the best chance of forming a traditional family in the current state of society, and that's all that matters. Nothing more, nothing less. If you can't understand that, then you do not understand my plan.


If I stepped aside the board would be moderated the way it was when I stepped aside last time, and how it currently is when I'm not around. When I'm the only one around things are a little different, but they quickly go back to normal when another mod shows up. If you can spot the difference, I say enjoy it while you can because as quickly as things change they go back to how they were. You get a glimpse of how things used to be. It can never be how it was in the past again but you can get a little peek at it every once in a while. I deleted all the remnants of it earlier because there was too much. Kinda surprised there weren't any reposts.



Nice work, anon


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So not only can you not get laid without the cult, even with the cult YOU STILL HAVENT ACQUIRED A FEMALE!

>Trust me anon, I have an plan!!!

What are you, Dutch vanderlinde?? What kind of stupid plan could you come up with that doesn't involve massive amounts of autism??



>get laid

The entirety of the problem is that it's too easy to get laid, retard. You think any of those sluts are marriage material suitable for raising a white family?



Ignoring the fact that those sluts wouldn't fuck you even if their lives depended on it, where is this trad white family you speak of??? I understand the point your making that mormons have a higher marriage rate or whatever, BUT THAT CLEARLY ISNT WORKING FOR YOU!! YOU HAVE NO TRAD MARRIAGE!! This is either because your:

A. An ugly Incel

B. A fat smelly incel

C. A closet homo

I could've bagged a wife within 6 months of being mormon. JUST GIVE UP OR THINK OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT


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<lol just walk in the church and marry the first one you see bro. it's ez. no reason it should take time bro

I don't think you understand how avoiding sluts works.


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I dont think you understand how reading works. Or you just have autism. Either way, fuck off back 2 Nigeria nigger



On top of that YSA wards change completely every few months as people move in and out. Lots of people going to school, coming back from school, etc. Getting to know people can be difficult. The best girl I've dated so far from church is gone for another 6-8 months, so the search continues. Seems like you get to know someone and then they are gone.



Kill yourself you worthless scum


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Lol this guy gets it.


So you admit your mormon system doesn't work? Shame. I was considering giving you props for the idea. It probably would work too, if it weren't for those meddling kikes and their dogs



Hex is picky and I don't blame him for not wanting to make a mistake. He's doing just fine, to bad I can't say the same for the hecklers. He keeps himself out of trouble and is still in his right mind, even after the retardation of /b/.

We the good people of /b/ thank you Hex for your service and all you do. :^)



t. (((Hex)))



>So you admit your mormon system doesn't work?

Works just fine. Just because people have lives outside of the church does not mean it isn't a good system for meeting people. I've met a lot of good people that come and go. Just not the right girl yet. Nothing worth having in life comes so easily that it just falls into your lap without some time and effort. But you aren't interested in any of this, you will have something negative to say even when I accomplish my goal.


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>I haven't found "the one"

At first I was fucking with you just to be a dick, but you really are stupid if you fell for the love meme pushed by the jews. If you can find a girl that looks at least half as good, no, 35% as good as pic related, then you've found "the one". Women were created to make babies, not to check the boxes on ur stupid personality chart.

>You'll be still be an ass even if I accomplish this goal.

If you can pull this off I'll eat my words. On paper it sounds like a good idea, but paper is not reality. If you really think u can do it hex, just pick any random girl and marry her. At this point you should really should do it, as time goes on you'll only get uglier



And, if you're a typical /b/tard, you never will.


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Here's the chapstick to help with all the ass kissing you're doing and the butthurt cream for when he gives you a short ban for being too fucking annoying!




I love how here on 8chan anons tell redditards to fuck off back to reddit whereas on Cuckchan those faggots over there openly talk about shit that's happening ON reddit! Holy fuck things have really gone into the shitter over there!


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I agree. So thank fuck I'm not the average /b/ tard


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You're most welcome CAPTAIN POTATO!

Now do us all a favor and be a good little boy and go back to Reddit where you'll be nice and safe, away from all the nasty pedos and gore freaks and faggots of various types and especially from those anons like me who want to slit your throat with a rusty knife and drink your blood like warm beer



Uh huh. Nice Dubs.

You've been here only a little while. Give it six months and you'll be happily fucking the corpses of dead squirrels you find in the parking lot.



>when I accomplish my goal

top fucking kek. do you really believe you haven't been sized up and categorized as a weak minded lecher by the hierarchy in your 'church'? they've seen it all before, hex.

also, you're a convert, you're too old for missionary work and you hose down factory shitters for a living. you drink, masturbate and lie regularly. you must be the worst prospective husband in the entire congregation


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BASED dysnomia finally you did something good.



Wrong fucko, /b/ is for topics that have no designated boards. Take your gay spacing back to the shit hole you clearly came from.



This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito 2. And Rick, roll me some quarters

>Never Gonna Give You Up plays

Rick, you bastard!




You will notice in that pic that no content actually makes it through to the user. What that tells you is that literally everything that gets posted is against one of the rules, and that the only reason mods allow anything to stay up on the board at all is because they can't make the board unusable. So that pic is actually a lie. The mods don't prevent the user from being hit with the knives. They just choose which knives the user gets hit with, which is pointless, arbitrary, and stupid. The pic proves the point of those who critique this board and how it gets administered.



>If I stepped aside the board would be moderated the way it was when I stepped aside last time, and how it currently is when I'm not around.

Yes. Yes it would! And you are saying that like it would be a bad thing. It wouldn't be. It would be ugly, to be sure. But at the same time it would be a situation that would demand immediate legitimate change of the sort that this board has needed for a very long time.



Whats your board again




nigger nigger






So, you're a jew?


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You forgot about the secret "sacred" underwear.

you know the Scientologists are kicking themselves in the balls in rage and envy for not having thought of this, too. They could have made BILLIONS out of this scam too.



How many times were you banned for saying that on CuckChan? Are you permanently banned from Cuckchan, now? If so, is that the reason? Is trying to post spam, porn, religious threads, politics (/pol), nonsense, EVERYTHING, the reason you're here, now?

Protip: You are definitely in the WRONG place. You REALLY DO need to go back to REDDIT where you belong!


Thank you, I personally think there is just too much porn on boards nowadays, we have plenty of porn sites Idk why people have to spam their cuckfetish.




Hey guiz, look! We found the 12 YO!

(((What faggot above the age of 12 would call themselves "superman"?)))


β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘THE MOST CANCEROUS BOARD ON 8CHANβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘



fuck off you witch




Theres nothing good about /general/ when you have >>>/rated/


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>tfw sageing in a sticky


File: c4eac4c4dd106f1⋯.png (2.71 KB, 613x49, 613:49, bots.png)

How can anyone believe /b/ isn't being propped up by bots? Look at this shit.



Because dysnomia posts on /b/. btw dysnomia, can you do me a favor? :?



Hex, just stop arguing with those faggots. It's not worth your time.


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>(((What faggot above the age of 12 would call themselves "superman"?)))

Dysnomia would, tbh.



/b/ has been 70% bots for almost a year now

where have you bene that you don't know this?


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Why does regular sex with a woman that's not physically astounding send me into a date?





File: c7850a8b1f1d372⋯.jpg (20.64 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sqvxRKQu_400x400.jpg)


Hey where's that fag who said he was gonna rape me??


Lol old picture. I'm actually bigger than this since editing my genetics.



There are more than two porn threads in the cataog!

Delete one of them OR MAKE /B/ A PORN FREE BOARD


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Wanna see pics of Raven???


File: 14291a081c18d17⋯.jpg (17.02 KB, 250x206, 125:103, 2s17v6.jpg)

She's a sweet little Titan.


What's a comic for?


File: c2f9dfc9f40975f⋯.png (130.49 KB, 500x1137, 500:1137, young-justice-starfire-tee….png)

Anyone figure out who this probable orphan is?


File: 29822d37b7f754b⋯.png (1.06 MB, 2560x1214, 1280:607, sketch-1550028396246.png)






Uh oh she kind of looks like super girl if her hair was more blonde.

I know what you're thinking.


Give me back my girlfriend or I'm going to kick your ass.


File: d40d9bc938be1be⋯.jpg (15.06 KB, 170x261, 170:261, 514898._SX170_QL80_TTD_.jpg)

You're going to need a lot more reprogramming to make me reveal Raven.


Yes re-target super woman. Idiot.


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Blown the fuck out


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File: f55f9c50fa59030⋯.jpg (67.09 KB, 750x450, 5:3, supergirl_image-750x450.jpg)

Oh geeze she's actually real.

Better ignore it.


400th post, bitches

The Game


File: d1b94cd7614b8b0⋯.jpeg (8.44 KB, 189x266, 27:38, images (10).jpeg)

Give me back my girlfriend or she might punch you.


hey i doxed super girl. shes my cousin



Omg it's super girl on the left.




She got cryptonited too and apparently went nuts. That's what the family said

I never got to talk to her

Anyhoo she was able to get medicine or something but I have no idea if it fixed it or not.

Super girl, someone I've known for 30 years, could also help but is choosing to ignore me.

This is getting a little outside of odd.


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Super girl and wonder woman are both ignoring me. For no reason.



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Hey can Facebook fuck off with it's spam everything you know on its platform shit already or am I going to have to bust your fucking ass


God dang it I have no photos of Batgirl and her awesome ass.


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This Kennedy is very mad at you. She makes cookies in a factory that's in a tree.


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She's like the land version of aqua man. She talks to animals XD


Hold on what else is this AI going to ruin


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Anyone figure out what's happening to this guy??


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>check /b/ after four fucking years

>you're STILL avatarfagging


File: 35a8ccb3814ecfb⋯.png (139.38 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Black_Adam.png)


He looks suspicious


Uploading Raven…

Sponsored by the zone oddly.



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Don't make me out her like supergirl. She's just a teen titan.


File: 78d9a61128e5083⋯.jpg (18.16 KB, 300x354, 50:59, SUPERWOMAN PIC.jpg)

Masters of sex unlimited


Why am I surrounded by these people just to have them ignore me? It makes no sense.


File: 8103ec65dd1d9b6⋯.png (234.3 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Screenshot_20190212-200723.png)

I suggest buying the elf's book. She's putting her super powers into it.

There's more arguments for her being an elf then not so don't bring it up.


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She personifies her ability to talk to animals in the book. That's why you should read it.

She can talk to animals.


Help me help the cookie elf.




Give her back… Hahaha haha


I am a seed without water that cannot die.


Welcome to my broken low

Welcome to the famous disco live

Come on lady come and go

Come on lady get me once and right


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How does this man fit into the picture?


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Common anon


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How dare you step on my territory lol


File: 548d8d0e5242308⋯.jpg (39.87 KB, 600x750, 4:5, jfkvonbraun1.jpg)

Night of fire, you've better better stay

You've better better begin the prayer to play



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I guess this guy used to work at my place?? Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun??

Give me back my girlfriend.

I'm not kidding.


File: 270b0f9b8853c9d⋯.jpg (16.57 KB, 320x316, 80:79, VBM_JFKjpg.jpg)

When this happens at work a few decades ago and filthy Facebook communists think they can socially engineer my life into being a beta male.


Yup. John F Kennedy and the famous Nazi scientist at my work place.

They're turning in their graves wondering why are you trying to force beta male programming on Superman?


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The elf is also a Kennedy.

Give them back and I won't kill your silly little sand nigger country.


Look at these fine men, at my work, wondering why isn't Superman allowed to work and where's his girlfriend?


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Looks like the magic girlfriend thing isn't so funny anymore. But it is.


File: 7452dc5b1677432⋯.jpeg (541.87 KB, 2986x1680, 1493:840, 300561b7-0149-481a-b492-a….jpeg)

It's above one hundred Fahrenheit

I can't tell if it's day or if it's night

It's burning unbelievably bright

I'm blinded by these flashing lights



File: 3047700d2242f1e⋯.jpg (148.67 KB, 960x724, 240:181, campfire.5be4b48fa6083.jpg)

my lungs are failing from inhaling

all the charcoal from this circle

of the hate and the lies



File: f40ee492e223285⋯.jpg (68.83 KB, 780x585, 4:3, noah_berger_ap_photo.jpg)

God, how dare you

It's unfair you

deny, ignite and

close your eyes



File: e7022fa24f1a04f⋯.jpg (38.03 KB, 920x628, 230:157, 920x920.jpg)

You'd think by now

That I would have learned

Not to play with fire

if I don't wanna get burned


File: 0bdd84b64a986f3⋯.jpg (79.87 KB, 700x525, 4:3, project_20922_camp_fire_vi….jpg)

But I'm a pyromaniac

And your veins are full of gas

you're burning higher, higher

I'm storming this wildfire


File: b6090627fb1f6fe⋯.png (1.27 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (1).png)

I am immune (WILDFIRE)

Because of you (WILDFIRE)

I'm fire proof (WILDFIRE)

Because of you (WILDFIRE)


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One look at your face

brings down the human race

to their knees, to their knees

begging please, spare mercy


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Then there's somebody

As charred and burnt as me

on their knees, on their knees

begging "more gasoline"


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my lungs are failing from inhaling

all the charcoal from this circle

of the hate and the lies

Give back Wonderwoman or I'll hit you so hard I have no idea what'll happen.


The anti double agent. Enjoy.


What the fuck is going on in this thread?


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Hey guess what Superman is drinking. I needed the hard stuff.


It's actually 201 proof.


Watch as my heart stops and my face turns blue but I keep shit posting.



Go on Reddit and post this. Nobody cares.


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It'll look like this:



I know. That's why you're going to be body 10,809,123.



Body counts higher than your posting say what what



Reddit will do you good, shitposter




Just reported you. Saged



I'll kill you robot.



I thought you like robots



No. I don't like being one.

Then again I like cats too.



Good. Now scatter off. Back to Reddit with you.



Why don't you fuck off to Reddit? You haven't contributed anything.



Atleast I don't go on my first day and post about being Superman



I'm being forced to by radiation you dick. I don't want to post a single God damn thing here.



Oh hey can someone find me my girlfriend so I can stop being forced to shit post all over the internet???

Where the fuck is that Spiderman shit poster btw



Radiation. Tell me more, Superman.



Give back my girlfriend.



She's tied in the alleyway



Yes, untie her and bring her back.


Wow this 100 percent alcohol does wonders



*floats into her




Don't worry man I'm right there with you


So why doesn't dysnomia ever delete the LOLI threads? WHY DOES HE LET THOSE STAY UP WHILE DELETING OTHER THREADS?

Make no mistake! I don't care what the PEDOS call it, it's really just drawn CP!



>it's the 'HURR DURR U HAVE BEEN TROLLED' nigger again

Do the world a favor and kill yourself.













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voici a rad viola





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i had to dump this somewhere sorry


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(Pic 1) this is your brain in a nutshell

(Pic 2) this is what your mom wears while pointing at you and laughing.



That dog is horrified and she probably doesn't notice.


File: e340ff77b3cb5e8⋯.gif (1.69 MB, 200x133, 200:133, 1547775896168.gif)

What the fuck? Every anon poster now has a forced "Superman" name. What dumbfuck mod did this?!



Sage goes in the email field.


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It's the last days



What happened? Did you get banned from Tumblr?


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What, it's not obvious to you who's shitposting? Okayyyyyy…























There. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and presumed you weren't a troll pretending to ask an incredibly stupid question just for the lulz.



Actually you stole this from me, changed it then reposted it later.


You guise better get over here quick.




Thank you.





thats why its hot


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I just spent 3 hours saving anime tiddies off sankaku complex. Someone help me. I'm drifting back there already


dont mind me just cleaning anime shit off the first page



>3 hours

lol is that it?


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Am I banned yet? No? Good.





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Hello everybody. My name is Umarufag and I need to share my sad life story with you. On Valentine's Day the treacherous mod who's knows as Hex in these parts banned me for a full week for shilling my >>>/abc/ oasis of tranquility. Now I won't be able to post my Friday Umaru Thread and it tears me apart! But know this: Hex I forgive you for being a raging pseudonazi faggot and an overzealous banhappy motherfucker! May the golden Umaru light your path to redemption! May you soon find love, happiness, and a cure for your insufferable faggotry! <3



its thursday



Tomorrow's Friday



Getting down on Friday









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Leave Rozelli alone, she's one of the good jews.



There are no good jews, anon.



Are you blind man, how can you say that? Look at her! She's the exception. The exceptional jew. Look at those lips.


File: 6bb5670b74d6c51⋯.jpg (658.84 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 6bb5670b74d6c518c2fb353530….jpg)



Hex, there are multiple template, porn and spam threads in the catalog. Aren't you going to do something about it?



>wanting the board to be micromanaged

Why don't you do what I do anon which is make good threads and bump good threads rather than complain about the shit ones?



Because, any good threads anons make here are overrun within mintues of it being created by spam, anti-good thread posters, shills, pornposters, and overall, trash. You can't make a good thread without it being ruined instantly because the few remaining anons here want to kill the board for good. I've tried, but it never works. I made this thread… https://8ch.net/b/res/8659288.html

…how the hell am i supposed to keep a good thread like that here all the time?

I can't, becuase there are 10x more shitposters and spammers than there are me.



Not an issue for me.

Also your thread is shit.



Your thread is only good because of its furry porn potential, I'm sorry to say.

>hurr me make high quality threads on /b/ durr

I keep saying it wherever chan I go: /b/ is a special case, it is topicless. There is no quality in it because there is no topic. It's supposed to be a giant shitfest sandshitbox where fun is had. 100% trolling, porn and the now forgotten art of memes.


File: 281f2e58afe8808⋯.png (99.33 KB, 357x380, 357:380, 281f2e58afe8808e0444a4a194….png)


>comfychill thread



quick /b/ help me! how to hold my poop for 4 more hours?



With the same love a mother holds her newly born child. Then show it to everyone.



>Because, any good threads anons make here are.

How often do you hallucinate these imaginary dreams during waking hours?


also im an anti-pedo, so consult dysnomia before you delete my image



I am pro pedo


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gimme a six



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>fukken saved








Jokes on you. Also, stop it. Those posts.



Am I stop in Hell or are these posts terrible? Gee, give me a break around here





nvm it was funny. saged


dead board tbh












Bye felicia


File: 5e65874c0dc6bdf⋯.jpg (80.41 KB, 710x781, 10:11, oversized hentai boobies.jpg)




Nice trips.

Why do those look like coin slots on the dinner-plate nipples on her giant piggy-bank boobs?

>(It's actually kind of gross when I describe it like that)











File: 8e8945da9dc1c50⋯.png (3.37 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, __yuuri_shachi_nora_to_ouj….png)


cause some nips are actually like that



In all my 63 years I have NEVER seen nipples like that (and I've seen many a nip) and if I HAD ever seen any like that I would have dumped the rest of the vodka out IMMEDIATELY and stopped drinking right then and there!


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Fixed that for you.

>You're welcome.


File: 30215a5293aabda⋯.jpg (19.45 KB, 399x174, 133:58, inverted_nipple.jpg)


>implying you're 63

>implying you know boobs

pic related



They're inverted nipples. It's not so uncommon.



Only stock images are posting. All your content is missing.


File: d996584259950d5⋯.mp4 (12.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Big thick booty latina twe….mp4)


Why didn't Omlet stream his suicide? What a waste.


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Who are you


>Your browser sent an invalid or no HTTP referrer. Are you sure you are using https://8ch.net as the URL?

What do?


Maybe Dys should go back to screwing with the board theme and turning board features on and off rather than trying to actually control what does and doesn't get posted.


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Did I get banned again? No? GOOD!



So is this really dysnomia or what's the deal there.



it is if you want it to be



I choose yes.


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>My thread is bad

>A thread about talking to anons and having a good time


You are assholes


Once in a blue moon you actually see a good quality thread but usually a mod deletes and replaces it with another porn thread, or it just gets overrun with more and more porn. Becuase fuck good times on imageboards, am i right?



OK lemme bite the bait… what threads do you consider to be "good quality" while at the same time a moderator "deletes and replaces it with another porn thread," "another". Have a seat over there.


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y'all are niggras



Threads that are good quality are ones where anons talk, have a good time, share stories, and talk about how the day is going for them. Something like generic titty thread #8323740 gets annoying really fast.

What's wrong with friendly interactions on 8chan?


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Hate to break it to ya bud.



Good threads are datamining friendly chatter, goy friend.


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non porn - no 8ch


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ur waifu a shit, anon



mine's better tbh



When this thread was made I still had my own wifi



I am Kal El. You call me Superman.






My future wife was killed.My work removed. I have no children.





Stop smoking space crack then you fucking super nigger

They'll never let you see your potential unborn superkids till you put down that kryptonite pipe



She's already mind controlled and turned into stock. I have no options other than destroying the entirety of what's causing it.


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pr0ns belong in the oven


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hitler dubs cinform


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Why is this still stickied?


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Probably to give them some justification for being overzealous when banning.



Umaru anon post on Spacechan already pls <3


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how about no


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Because not even Dysnigger gives a flying fuck about this shithole board anymore.


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMXDF9OXwZkiU2-OKIdeFFw Girl who lives in one of the secret cities in America where biological and chemical weapons testing as well as nuclear weapons development is done.



I have a stalker who is insane and one day cut her nipples off. That's how the boobs end up like that.



Boobs are nature's doubles



i'd definitely check 'em


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I know this may not be the thread /b/ but I'm having difficulties without groping girls from the hips whenever I salute them.

I started doing so because of the hands meme but it seems that with each time I start groping them harder, should I take care of my masculinity or is it ok?


File: 526e8aef5b820db⋯.mp4 (1.47 MB, 360x360, 1:1, whywouldaculturalattachepi….mp4)


>groping girls from the hips whenever I salute them.

How the fuck do you even greet girls if you can grope their hips? I'm assuming you mean greet as I can't even begin to imagine how you'd grope someone when saluting them.



Where I live when saluting most people just grab each other from the shoulder, approach each other and kiss each other's cheek. Instead of grabbing their shoulders I grab their hips. Don't know if I should stop doing this but I think that I should keep doing it as that's an alpha move, according to meme sciences.






I've seen a video where this guy with a boner stands in front of a random girl sitting down on a train. She sees it, pulls out his tiny dick, sucks it, he cums quick and she puts it back. Anyone's got source on this? Can't find it anymore :/


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Eat my snot


dysnomia died 2/18/2019?



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File: 46a593ca8bdf22f⋯.mp4 (3.97 MB, 400x400, 1:1, blk african roulette.mp4)



Why do blacks have to be this way?

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