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File: 7d99ab70ba0e853⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1900x2084, 475:521, Sony_Walkman02.jpg)

 No.8644336

My little sister just found my (((folder))) now she is hysterically sobbing and wanting to know why I have all these pictures.

What can I say to play this off or stop her from telling everyone?

 No.8644342

>>8644336

Encrypt all your pizza and tell her you'll snap her fucking neck and rape her corpse if she tells anyone.


 No.8644345

>>8644336

Tell her you are studying to become a pediatrician specializing in rehabilitation of tortured girls genitals and it's research


 No.8644349

>>8644336

Tell her you did it ironically.


 No.8644351

>>8644349

Unironically this.


 No.8644352

What was in this folder?

Pepe memes?

Greentext stories?


 No.8644486

that's hot


 No.8644501

File: 114f8a4392aacd2⋯.png (111.64 KB, 732x768, 61:64, 114f8a4392aacd20a3ad98dd9a….png)

File: 478f8b93c2be987⋯.jpg (31.31 KB, 600x353, 600:353, 0389206cc293480c29d583a490….jpg)

File: f51d216946c0261⋯.png (111.35 KB, 625x626, 625:626, f51d216946c0261c515f537576….png)


 No.8644515

>No one asked how old OP's sister is and if she's older or younger

>Only one person asked what sort of content is in the folder that she found

>No one asked how old OP is.

We need this information if we are to assist you, OP. Give us an idea of what madness has befallen you.


 No.8644527

Shes just crying cause you arent jacking it to her


 No.8644555

>>8644515

That's because OP fucked off like a cockhead.


 No.8644660

>>8644336

Tell her that you understand that she's confused about what she saw, but that you want to help her understand that it's perfectly natural and fun to do such things.


 No.8644665

File: a67a4d41ed762fd⋯.jpg (123.65 KB, 449x600, 449:600, FAILISFAILFAILFAIL - Copy ….jpg)

File: a67a4d41ed762fd⋯.jpg (123.65 KB, 449x600, 449:600, FAILISFAILFAILFAIL - Copy ….jpg)

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File: a67a4d41ed762fd⋯.jpg (123.65 KB, 449x600, 449:600, FAILISFAILFAILFAIL - Copy ….jpg)

Sage goes in the email field

>/thread

(((GET THE FUCK OUT)))


 No.8644670

>>8644555

>That's because OP fucked off like a cockhead.

sorry, I am 21 and she is 10, I just don't want my parents or authorities to get involved. She's acting scared of me now


 No.8644679

>>8644515

>>8644336

None of this matters. You should act out the scenes in your pictures together with your sister, OP.


 No.8644695

>>8644670

She's just scared because she it's all so new to her. Try to make her familiar with those situations so that she becomes more confident.


 No.8644708

>>8644336

What was in the fucking folder, you witless imbecile? How are we supposed to give you advice if you don't even tell us what's the fucking issue?


 No.8644712

>>8644670

Lol 10? She's barely conscious. Should be easy to manipulate.

Still don't understand how dumb you have to be to let a 10 year old find that shit. You would've had to practically show them


 No.8644738

>>8644712

>Still don't understand how dumb you have to be to let a 10 year old find that shit.

I know, I feel so bad. I just had one folder of it I always move that stuff off any machine she can use and I just forgot

she just won't stop crying


 No.8644741

>>8644708

>What was in the fucking folder, you witless imbecile? How are we supposed to give you advice if you don't even tell us what's the fucking issue?

i can't say or ill get banned, let's just say my little sister has lots in common


 No.8644755

>>8644738

Must be a smart 10yr old. Don't think my nephew would even understand that.

You're pretty much fucked op, good luck. At least you can't do time if you clearyourshitdumbass

You're still a sick fuck unless it's 2d


 No.8644756

>>8644741

You know, I could have a small, tiny amount of respect for pedos that at least know how to store their shit so that their 10yo sister won't find it, but you're too much of a moron even for that. I hope you get busted and raped by a nigger.


 No.8644782

>>8644755

>You're pretty much fucked op, good luck.

i just don't want people to find out, it's not 2d it's hurtcore, I am going to try to gaslight her in front of my parents and say it was legal stuff


 No.8644800

What exactly are we dealing with here op?

Is it cp, loli, scat ECT…


 No.8644804

>>8644782

>hurtcore

Tell your sister you took all those pictures yourself, and you will do everything in them to her if she tells anyone. She'll be too terrified to tell anyone, and even if she tells your parents, they'll never believe her. It will end there.


 No.8644809

Jim, stop trying to datamine the newfag you greedy bastard. I'm sure his sister will tell his parents and the feds will come knocking on their door.


 No.8644838

I would get the fuck out of there OP, hope you have enough money saved to rent an apartment or something and just never see any of them again because you're going to get institutionalized or imprisoned if you stick around long enough.


 No.8644855

>>8644782

oh you're in for a grand ol' time, skippy.


 No.8644861

File: 04858631431dbd7⋯.jpg (644.09 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1549470817875.jpg)


 No.8644880

>>8644782

update us if you pull it off, if not r.i.p.


 No.8644886

>>8644880

can't update from prison, anon. Maybe once he gets beat to death while a guard turns his back his ghost will knock over a glass of water in your house or something.


 No.8644894

>>8644336

Secure wipe immediately, you fool


 No.8645024

>>8644894

like with a cloth?


 No.8645050


 No.8645167

Hey, guys, it's the OP again. Shit just hit the fan.

>sis tells mom and her boyfriend, Jamal, about the porn

>Jamal holds my momback because she's trying to shred me

>"Go check on the girl! I'll deal with op!"

> Jamal drags me to the computer and demands to see how bad things are

>Its bad

>Jamal grabs my shoulders with both hands and says "Sheeeeeit! Dat all?"

>opens HIS hidden folder

>pics of him fucking toddler

>wait a minute

>the kid's hair is just like mine

>Jamal squeezes my shoulders tighter

>whispers softly in my ear

>"Once you was my miss, but I guess you nebba miss, huh?"


 No.8645178

>>8644336

That's what you get for letting a Mongolian cheese forum steer your sexual fetishes towards retard meme shit like

>incest

>bdsm

>futa

>snake-girls

>feet

>girls dressed like nazis

>2D

>midgets

>"midgets"

If you were normal this never would have happened. kys


 No.8645188

Just delete it and make a folder of legal but hardcore bdsm. If she pushes it just gaslight them into thinking it’s the bdsm. They’re not going to believe a 10 year old over you. Not to mention they will think she was just imagining things.


 No.8645316

>>8645188

>Just delete it and make a folder of legal but hardcore bdsm. If she pushes it just gaslight them into thinking it’s the bdsm.

OP here, holy shit this is a good idea brb


 No.8645341

>Anons suggesting that OP manipulates, gaslights or blackmails his 10 year old sister into not snitching on his ass for having CP on his computer.

You're fueling the problem you faggots. OP might end up adding his sister into the folder.

Sorry OP. I have little sympathy for you.

Best thing to do is own up, pray you're not arrested and seek help.

But if you want to try and worm your way out… Deny deny deny… Although it is the word of a clearly distraught 10 year old girl describing what she saw in ways a child could not make up against yours, a 21 year old likely fat and greasy virgin. Best of luck!

Also this is likely bait so polite sage


 No.8645354

>>8645341

How the fuck is that the best thing for ANYONE you psychopath? His sister would end up with hate and guilt, he would end up separated from his family at best, his family would end up without him, and at worse he'll either get shanked or end up a permanently unproductive drain on society relying on welfare because he can't get a job as a registered sex offender. The only thing your "solution" offers is it offers scum like yourself revenge. Fuck you.


 No.8645366

>>8645354

t. pedophile

All pedos get the bullet. I'm just offering OP an alternative to just get it over with.

He could also not take my advice and try to cover his tracks.


 No.8645367

>>8645316

Enjoy Hell, filth.


 No.8645383

He didn't molest his sister, so he might not be that bad. Or did he?


 No.8645388

>>8645366

I'm going to ignore your adhom and counter your fuckheadedness with real advice for OP

OP, delete the folder she saw, empty the recycle bin, and enter this command at the command prompt: cipher /w c:\

This will clean your free space.

While that's working download legal bdsm porn. Apologize to your sister and tell her she didn't have to see that. Don't gaslight her by saying she didn't really see it Ask her kindly to not tell anyone. Don't tell her about the wipe. Your family will see your bdsm porn. Tell your family that's what she "must have" seen. Don't make up an elaborate story. Deal with your family freaking out over you having BDSM porn. Never do it again on any computer anyone at all has any chance of seeing. Get a seperate computer, install Tails, and use it with Tor inside a locked room without windows behind 7 proxies. Also use Truecrypt, pre-panic edition.


 No.8645415

>>8645188

Yeah just make sure you learn. Delete all the pizza you or hide it on a separate usb. In all honesty it’s not worth having and your better off deleting it. To get 5-40 years for that stuff is really a waste.


 No.8645437

>>8645178

Normies are shit.


 No.8645459

>>8644336

Is Sister Fister a good name for a band?


 No.8645466

>>8645437

t. autist


 No.8645470

File: 49ba880b37a6e9f⋯.jpg (470.2 KB, 1198x2048, 599:1024, mummy-found-my-hentai-draw….jpg)

Pic related is actually surprisingly relevant to this thread.


 No.8645519

lol, consider dropping everything and abandoning your life to start over somewhere else. You probably have at least one family member that will murder you over this, and you'd deserve it tool.


 No.8645687

File: 66f6740e7181071⋯.webm (436.68 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Go_Home.webm)

>>8645178

>>8645466

Why come here? You don't even understand what you're reading. You're a stranger in a strange land, get yourself gone. Go home.


 No.8645746

>>8645687

it's already too late

rip 45678 get


 No.8645815

>>8645746

>rip 45678 get

wat


 No.8645847

>>8645815

do your eyes only work half of the time? after the 86 in the post I replied to it goes 4,5,6,8,7.

connect the dots, normal.


 No.8645876


 No.8645917

File: 74bb6540dec88fe⋯.jpg (150.9 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 1358221472093.jpg)


 No.8645934

>>8644336

>has snoopers around

>no precautions


 No.8646009

>>8645167

Apex kek


 No.8646061

>>8645470

Jesus Christ. I don't even have to open the image to remember what that was. This is the only time I've ever felt pity for a pedo.

Godspeed to that faggot.


 No.8646112

>>8645470

What a stupid fucking miserable neckbeard.

I wonder where he is now?


 No.8646131

File: dd7c68ef1db24ad⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1892x1852, 473:463, r9k_giantess.png)

File: af67fcfcf3d949d⋯.jpg (113.93 KB, 610x350, 61:35, r9k_giantess.jpg)

>>8646061

It's /r9k/, you can't help but feel pity for those weirdos.


 No.8646136

Ah yes, the daily "my _ found my folder" thread. Never gets old.


 No.8646188

File: 4da4f88fc1a024b⋯.jpg (24.8 KB, 337x372, 337:372, 4da4f88fc1a024bfaa03f97949….jpg)

>dad found trap folder

>mom found cum socks

>sister found piss bottles


 No.8646207

>>8644336

Tell her you were researching for an assignment on the transformation from childhood to adulthood through adolescence and needed to investigate the particular biological functions which both share.

Remind her that if she tells anyone, you will spank her bare bottom.


 No.8646209

>>8646188

<what's so bad about piss bottles

>it was her piss


 No.8646403

>>8646209

kekekekeke


 No.8646405

>>8645470

I got chills reading this. I think we all have been through embarrassing moments such as this at some point or else we wouldn't be browsing 8ch.


 No.8646433

>>8646131

That's so autistic I started pulling my hair out in an anxious fit of cringe. Holy shit. I hope God saves some mercy for these people.


 No.8646437

>>8644352

This. What did she find?


 No.8646478

>>8646136

It plays on our collective fear of being discovered.


 No.8646486

>>8644336

>not using veracrypt to create hidden encrypted volumes on spare drives

you deserve this nigger


 No.8646504

>>8644336

Pics or it didn't happen


 No.8646875

Pics of sister’s feet plox


 No.8646899

>>8646209

HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER PISS AND OTHER PEOPLES?


 No.8646924

>>8646899

>HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER PISS AND OTHER PEOPLES?

the taste


 No.8647036

update plz


 No.8647372

nice troll there is no such thing as hurtcore it's an internet legend


 No.8647379

>>8647372

>being this new


 No.8647400

>>8644336

Tell her that you're an undercover FBI agent and that nobody is supposed to know this not even her, not your parents, absolutely nobody.

What kind of folder is it anyways? I've got folders of every sort of meme and controversial subject ever. Gore, weapons manuals, bizzare meme porn, extremist ideologies, etc.


 No.8647402

If I ever get a GF I should probably wipe out my various thumbsticks. Sigh. So much internet history will be lost.


 No.8647407

>>8644670

Tell her you look at shocking stuff in order to overcome your fear and be completely fearless.

TBH it's literally why I look at gore until desensitized to everything. Just a way of dealing with the fact I'm going to die one day.


 No.8647411

>>8644782

The only reason I can think of as to why anyone would want to hoard hurtcore is to use it as shock material for spamming sites.

Here's two possible angles:

1. Say you hate moderator censorship and you use it to mess with and taken down sites you don't like.

2. Say you keep it in order to try and expose it to raise awareness about it. People have to see horrible shit happen to know it actually exists.

You could also say you "don't even know why you keep it, I just collect weird and shocking and disturbing things". That's probably closest to the truth.

Unless you actually fap to that kind of stuff in which case lol you are one fucked up dude.


 No.8647415


 No.8647416

>>8645178

>>girls dressed like nazis

What is wrong with that?


 No.8647417

>>8645341

I doubt it very much. OP sounds like a white nerd who'd be too scared to go outside and put up an "It's Okay To Be White" folder nevermind actually approaching a woman or little girl to try and have sex.


 No.8647418

>have a sister

>didnt do sex with her

Faggot.


 No.8647422

>>8645366

What if you literally fap to everything for the lulz but in the real world only want a wife and normal sex?

Most /b/tards fap to incredibly weird stuff for the lulz.


 No.8647841

sweet


 No.8648000

>>8644670

Tell her you're sorry to please not to say anything

Say your sister found porn and you're sorry and that you deleted the shit obv because you didn't need it on the computer anyway so she can't find it again. Probably a good idea to eraser.exe it with multiple passes.

Act ignorant if she talks about what she saw "yeah i didn't realise she would say something like that or I wouldn't have deleted it so i can prove it, all were 18+" etc etc.

You're an idiot op, everyone deserves a second chance but stop looking at fucked up shit you're going to rot your brain. It's not normal to be attracted to that shit you're rewiring your brain the same way straight guys get baited by traps and turn themselves gay


 No.8648012

>>8644336

Tell her your just going through a phase and you actually love israel and jews as a whole, just not zionist bankers… Thats what folder you mean right?


 No.8648019

>>8644336

>Seeing the opportunity and failing to make this a wincest thread.

YOU ALL FAIL YOU ARE ALL LOSER FAGGOTS YOU ALL MISSED THE BOAT YOU ALL BTFO NAO


 No.8648028

>>8644782

How old are the "actors" in this "legal" hurtcore film


 No.8648032

>>8645470

Oh fuck, he should've said he drew it to prank some anime kid at school or something, the description is almost satirical


 No.8648036

>>8644894

>secure wipe

Even if that did remove all software evidence (depends on your hardware,filesystem,and os) hardware forensics could still recover it.

Suppose you do the magic 35 wipes and everything's completely clean. That could take weeks dependingon the hard drive.

No this is panic mode for op. Grind everything into dust then dissolve the remains.


 No.8648040

Your fucked OP, get v&


 No.8648106

Post pictures of your little sisters feet


 No.8648142

>>8648036

What does it take to destroy data on a hard drive? Is there a magnet strong enough to guarentee it? And what about microwaving it or burning it?

I found it interesting that when journalists swallow SD cards with anti-government evidence, that the SD cards are recovered from the feces in good condition. They seem like fragile little things, but data can somehow survive from SD cards being snapped in half, dunked in water, or swallowed and shit out.

IIRC, hard drives are even harder to destroy than SSDs.


 No.8648895

>>8648142

it's bullshit

once it's written over it's gone forever


 No.8649146

>>8648895

Lol then why did I physically shred hundreds of dollars of flash drives hhds and ssds


 No.8649164

>>8648106

I was going to post something similar but I read the thread and it looks like someone beat me to it.

Do this OP. We need pics of your little sister to solve your problem. Then and only then, can we help you.


 No.8649166

>>8647416

He's a fucking normalfaggot what do you expect? Probably still believes in fairy tales like the holocaust.


 No.8649300

>>8644336

tell her she's a dumb grill and 2 get in the living room 2 watch sum tvs


 No.8649318

>>8648106

Yeah, post pics of her feet. And download alternate more legal pictures, fill a decoy folder. Escalation insurance


 No.8649335

>>8644809

Wheres Jim anyway


 No.8649345

>>8646405

…. That's not a thing


 No.8649351

>If the pictures are of legal content, tell the bitch to piss off.

>If it's illegal content, you apologize to your family for being a mentally ill degenerate & either turn yourself in to authorities, or hang yourself.

Seems like a pretty simple choice, anon.


 No.8649359

File: 703259cc89d81ce⋯.png (950.37 KB, 991x713, 991:713, folder_image.png)

a sample image from OPs folder that so horribly triggered his little sister. innocence gone and lost forever. bad OP, bad.


 No.8649365

>>8649359

here, here. So what about samples?


 No.8649610

>>8649365

>>>8649365

>>here, here. So what about samples?

>no anon it's hurtcore

>it's wrong


 No.8649622

File: e9d580b10e1d0da⋯.jpg (54.57 KB, 621x414, 3:2, image.jpg)

File: 370fc22a438bc9c⋯.jpg (64.81 KB, 640x640, 1:1, image.jpg)

File: 08d2c0ceb36ffc0⋯.jpg (39.8 KB, 475x475, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.8649640

>>8649622

Oy vey, not kosher at all.


 No.8649653

>>8644527

>shes just crying because shes too old

ftfy


 No.8650390

nice


 No.8650398

>>8644670

What the fuck was in the folder


 No.8650401

>go back up the thread

>it was cp

I'm sorry anon are you fucking retarded? You didn't even think to give it a secure lock?

>this thread was made 2 days ago

So is op dead/arrested now or what?


 No.8650435

We too are wondering why you have such a folder.

Best to get rid of it before you are asked to take a seat right over here.


 No.8651007

yes, yes


 No.8651057

File: c40039bca557017⋯.jpg (271.64 KB, 477x819, 53:91, c40039bca5570171481ae5bda7….jpg)


 No.8651092

>>8649146

because you're retarded


 No.8652028


 No.8652037

File: 3b97166b6028680⋯.gif (677.48 KB, 500x334, 250:167, kenyourealreadydead.gif)

>>8644336

>hoping that a girl won't tell everybody you know that you have pedo shit on your personal computation machine.

You may as well end it now op


 No.8652257

>>8645178

Thank god you didn't mention farting. I'm still in the clear.


 No.8652366

File: 84d8bd07aed3a30⋯.webm (381.72 KB, 226x210, 113:105, oh-holy-shitballs.webm)

>>8652257

Did someone summon The Lord of Flatulence?


 No.8654453

>>8645178

>girls dressed like nazis

No tranny/gay/blacked? /leftpol/ detected:^)


 No.8654643

Yes!


 No.8654654


 No.8655949

Nice




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