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File: 255efe099b76b98⋯.jpeg (52.22 KB, 474x623, 474:623, 23568097642345.jpeg)

 No.8652323

Why do people insist on believing in female orgasms when they're obviously not PHYSICALLY possible?

 No.8652326

bro i have made my lithe nubile teen gf shudder and nearly loser her mind when she cums


 No.8652328

>>8652326

Fake and gay


 No.8652332

>>8652328

bro i have made my lithe nubile teen gf shudder and nearly loser her mind when she cums >Fake and gay

no bro more like based and red pilled!


 No.8652334

>not having a thicc qt3.14 to insert your monstermeat into.

>not feeling that sweet squeeze as their hotpocket literally tries to keep your meatsickle inside to never escape.

>not making it happen repeatedly until their eyes roll into the back of their head and they die.

>be OP.


 No.8652335

that's why you should become gay

prostate orgasms are real


 No.8652341

>>8652335

>Thinks female orgasms are a meme, so he must be gay

Your logic is retarded. Is everybody with a different opinion magically gay to you?


 No.8652342

>>8652335

Anal prolapse orgasms are real as well. I can confirm from personal experience.


 No.8652346

>>8652342

this tbh


 No.8652354

pro-tip: master semen retention and you too will be able to have orgasms without the messy semen.


 No.8652357

>77,639 times

That would translate to nearly 8 calls a minute, assuming that she didn't stop to eat, sleep or anything else. The nearly 2,000 emails could be managed at the same time and perhaps the 647 physical letters, but 41,229 text messages are much less likely unless she was using multiple phones. Finally, even if the sung messages were rather short, that's still increasing the amount of times she'd have to be calling when not leaving those. So unless "a week" is a serious misestimate of the time period, this story sounds rather bullshit unless the process was automated.

Also

>VIA 9GAG.COM


 No.8652358

>>8652323

I hope she had a flatrate.


 No.8652368

>>8652357

It's a meme, you dip. Why do you think you're being clever?


 No.8652381

File: 9148a3d42eda5de⋯.jpeg (62.75 KB, 473x711, 473:711, 1358007531246.jpeg)

>>8652354

>Without the messy semen

Why? The funnest part is to cum on the slut's face.


 No.8652475

>>8652381

I always make sure my cum goes inside my kid sister… less mess that way.


 No.8652496

File: c0f1cced459c23e⋯.jpeg (16.41 KB, 474x301, 474:301, 2358975323.jpeg)

File: 8e0b21d6dca52bd⋯.jpeg (47.42 KB, 474x565, 474:565, 764311468986.jpeg)

File: b67dc667c4dab99⋯.jpeg (27.79 KB, 474x402, 79:67, 1357874224.jpeg)

>>8652475

But, who wouldn't want to shoot theirs over this face?


 No.8653684

Because they're stupid


 No.8653754

>>8652323

So 7 times a minute for a week straight?


 No.8653774

How do we define orgasm? An involuntary muscle spasm related to sexual pleasure? Obviously what a woman has in that regard is not the same as what a man has, but I'm pretty sure it happens. Also, I suppose I can't be 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure women can't voluntarily make their cervix move, but it spasms during orgasm.


 No.8653936

are you retards kidding me with this thread rn fucking pathetic go get laid

t. Zoomer who saw the phenom in the first person


 No.8653942

File: 660891ef0f8343e⋯.jpg (9.39 KB, 277x277, 1:1, 660891ef0f8343e9b9dad3636a….jpg)

>>8652323

Someone please do the math on this.


 No.8653988

>>8653942

77000 / 7 days = 11000 per day, duh

11000 / 24 hours = 458.33 per hour

/ 60 minutes = 7.63 per minute

let's see what that looks like if we assume she took time to sleep!

11000 / 16 hours = 687.5 per hour

/ 60 minutes = 11.46 per minute

bitch is a psycho.


 No.8653996

Now somebody calculate how many dicks OP sucks.


 No.8656048

>>8653988

Dickhead, you simply typed all of that in a calculator, and you also seem to have miss that the pic in the OP is just a meme.


 No.8656080

File: 702579ad17204d4⋯.jpg (232.45 KB, 650x560, 65:56, 1375441453995.jpg)

>>8653996

unpossible

t. nascar


 No.8656105

>>8656048

>meme

http://archive.is/tY8MM

i have defeated you. you may now kill yourself.


 No.8656109

Damn she's got shitposting powers that possibly surpass my own I mean fuck I can only make a thousand shitposts a day.


 No.8656111

I'm a man. I can cum but I can't orgasm. I am not sure men can actually have orgasms or if it's just that fapping to porn is nowhere near the same as having sex with an actual woman.


 No.8656112

>>8652323

>pic

Who the fuck passes up on loving a cute yandere gal?


 No.8656118

>>8656112

stop confusing 3d with 2d. 3d cannot be cute.


 No.8656222

>>8656105

Yeah, but it was still made into a meme. So the OP is still a meme.


 No.8656305

>>8656222

ur a meme


 No.8656313

>>8656112

Obsession without devotion isn't attractive or enjoyable. For an example, look no further than all those people obsessed with anime and bad memes. You can find one right beneath these words.

>>8656118


 No.8656321

File: fab9f2c7e5950ed⋯.png (29.07 KB, 180x171, 20:19, 1549543361800.png)

>doesn't know about the mating press


 No.8656476

>>8656112

I have a stalker who is absolutely obsessed with me. As the other anon mentioned though, there's no devotion. It's a kind of "I want to catalog everything you do and make your life miserable" type of obsession. I'd rather have the "I want to serve you and make you happy every day of my life" type of obsession.


 No.8656487

>>8656476

That seems to be the only kind of stalker that exists, except in the most rare cases. I had one person who randomly became obsessed with me, but, unfortunately, he was a homo, so he really had nothing to offer me.


 No.8656493

>>8652496

Me. Because that would be cheating on my wife.


 No.8656508

File: ead549d308ece7c⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.33 MB, 320x240, 4:3, nnn nnn nnn.mp4)


 No.8656532

>>8656508

Is this pissing thing normal? I find it disgusting and don't want to encounter this during sex if I ever end up with a woman.


 No.8657087

>>8652323

You need a bigger peepee to do that, OP


 No.8657097

>>8652323

>they're obviously not PHYSICALLY possible?

Explain.


 No.8657100

>>8656532

hahahaha

hahahahahhahahaha

>if I ever end up with a woman

anon, I…


 No.8657108

>>8652323

That's 8 times per minute day in and day out without sleeping. It's just not physically possible.


 No.8657111

>>8656532

I miss how wet my ex got. I remember needing to put a towel over my bed because she leaked so much love juice during sex. My current one doesn't get nearly as wet.


 No.8657112

>>8657097

He probably is talking about the "squirting" thing. There's only one place in human anatomy that stores that much liquid and can release it at the genitals.


 No.8657125

>>8657108

>That's 8 times per minute day in and day out without sleeping

You can make it 16 times per minute and have 12 hours off each day. His phone was probably off so it wouldn't take much to reach the voicemail to try again, so 16 per minute is doable.


 No.8657133

>>8657112

Is there any study that concludes they're not real? I'm not dying to believe in it, but I'm more inclined to believe they're real because I've never heard of them not being real.


 No.8657825

>>8657108

Maybe she used scripts to amplify her shitposting power.




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