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File: 36b1b6fa88c3d7a⋯.jpg (48.61 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 124d0be35f426eda2aba8e1dcc….jpg)

 No.8654076

Since it has been confirmed remedy has been selling user ips to the chinks I have figured out how to save /b/ once and for all

Things that need to happen

>>give board ownership to hex

>>demote dysnomia to board volunteer

>>fire and ban remedy, also get him put in a psyche ward

>>fire omlet for being a beta orbiter and get him a rl job probally at gamestop cuss he loves /v/

>>set up a auto filter that auto bans users for mentioning umaru, ponies, reddit, 4chan, mewchan, rozelli, remedy, omlet, pronouns or any other fake genders and sends a virus to there electronics thatcauses them to overheat and fry

>>ban trap threads

>>more lol threads

>>daily self contained video game thread

Also ban lefty pol users and turn them into alunya/commie cat sex slaves

 No.8654078

>>8654076

Bring back flags and ID's!


 No.8654079

Also ban avatarfagging and anime avatars for lack of creative thought and discussion.


 No.8654083

Ban yourself


 No.8654089

ban the control freaks


 No.8654091

>>8654078

No, that is a telltale sign of name faggotry, fuck off you useless boy


 No.8654123

File: af142998f7a38ae⋯.png (44.85 KB, 900x600, 3:2, communistspqr.png)

>>8654076

Ban /pol/ users and feminize them or something

Just kidding, i'm not a hugbox faggot who calls for people i disagree with to be banned and used as sex slaves for my amusement.


 No.8654156

>>8654123

Not for my amusement, it is there destiny.


 No.8654161

File: 6867f44a2c525ad⋯.jpg (60.16 KB, 720x835, 144:167, the solution to the libera….jpg)

>>8654156

Fine then. Consider yourself pic related'd.


 No.8654163

>>8654161

We turn them into commie cat traps and gang rape in there own gulags, it will be paradise for all.


 No.8654166

File: 7a68b03510e4c7a⋯.gif (387.2 KB, 382x379, 382:379, 7a68b03510e4c7a133b096b22b….gif)

File: 7a68b03510e4c7a⋯.gif (387.2 KB, 382x379, 382:379, 7a68b03510e4c7a133b096b22b….gif)

File: 7a68b03510e4c7a⋯.gif (387.2 KB, 382x379, 382:379, 7a68b03510e4c7a133b096b22b….gif)

>>8654123

lol kys you're self shlomo


 No.8654174


 No.8654176

>>8654076

Best idea yet:

>Make ME ultimate Lord God King Ubermann Ultra Lord Of Everything

>Give me all Ultimate Chan Powers for all Eternity.

>Set me loose like the fucking KRAKEN!

>>Profit!


 No.8654181

>>8654176

What would be your plan for the board?


 No.8654185

>>8654076

>set up a auto filter that auto bans users for mentioning umaru, ponies, reddit, 4chan, mewchan, rozelli, remedy, omlet, pronouns or any other fake genders and sends a virus to there electronics thatcauses them to overheat and fry

Not this cause I need to shitpost

>>8654078

>Bring back flags and ID's!

Fuck off FBI


 No.8654187

Here's an even better idea. How about if YOU start a NEW /b/, give board ownership over to whoever you want, carefully comp everyone who wants to be a mod or janitor or volunteer or whatever, set the board rules as you see fit. (I would temp ban anyone who cross/posts outside of their own board. Umaru or whatever that stupid cartoon cunt's name is is a perfect example.)

>PROFIT!


 No.8654192

File: cf2f86aba801c84⋯.jpg (193.55 KB, 717x880, 717:880, back to reddit.jpg)

File: 7151dbe5d3dad22⋯.gif (456.53 KB, 357x500, 357:500, reddit anymore.gif)

File: dc504bc1180d849⋯.jpg (371.17 KB, 1932x2576, 3:4, reddit plane.jpg)

File: 0f2bd0b1958ebd0⋯.png (43.6 KB, 325x325, 1:1, reddit in a nutshell.png)

File: aa160cd8a84b776⋯.jpg (254.48 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, reddit.jpg)


 No.8654195

>>8654078

If you don't like this remote and distant land where flags and IDs are far away then you're most welcome to take that long and arduous journey back to REDDIT, where your rental mom mods will be more than happy to let you suckle at their teats to drink the sweet cream of IDs and Flags to your heart's content. In the mean time I kindly invite you to…

GET! THE! FUCK! OUT!


 No.8654196

>>8654185

Right because the FBI relies on IDs and flags to identify shitposters


 No.8654197

>>8654076

>Also ban lefty pol users and turn them into alunya/commie cat sex slaves

Cut their hands off, first, so they can't post, anymore.

>PROFIT!


 No.8654198

>>8654192

>implying you don't use reddit too


 No.8654199

>>8654185

>>set up a auto filter that auto bans users for mentioning umaru, ponies, reddit, 4chan, mewchan, rozelli, remedy, omlet, pronouns or any other fake genders

Also create an autofilter that autobans posters who post shit like:

>>bans users for mentioning umaru, ponies, reddit, 4chan, mewchan, rozelli, remedy, omlet, pronouns or any other fake genders


 No.8654200

File: 92b8c3a206e13a7⋯.png (794.33 KB, 553x1380, 553:1380, reddit toolbox.png)


 No.8654201

>>8654198

I signed up for and spent TWO WEEKS on Reddit once. It was the most boring, most obnoxious circlejerk since the time all the commies in Leftypol decided to blow each other on Stalin's birthday!


 No.8654204

>>8654201

fuck you liberal. stalin is hero


 No.8654208

>>8654201

on Reddit, that's every day


 No.8654231

>>8654199

We would turn you into a commie cat sex slave for such a dumb idea, hope you like fat white dick


 No.8654251

>>8654078

>Bring back flags

retarded

>[…] ID's

very true, much agree


 No.8654262

File: 13e1fae28183d2b⋯.jpg (424.99 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 3459891669_ef6e0c2c9d_b.jpg)

1. Perma-ban all /pol/ posts and threads

2. Perma-ban the retards who unironically uses ancient /pol/ buzzwords i.e. "kike, snowflake, tumblrite" etc. from all boards

3. Ban and persecute /r/8channers

4. Daily draw/creative threads that actually hit image limit

5. More anime for ironic shit posting but anigay gets persecuted

6. Board "events" and holidays

7. A board "pillory stock", for dumb posts and rulebreakers to be immortalized for a week and laughed at. Ban evaders in the stocks get their IP address exposed


 No.8654287

>>8654262

I didn't believe it was possible, but you're even more of a faggot than the actual mods.


 No.8654292

File: 092d2dbbc655219⋯.jpg (11.53 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>8654076

Step one, you say we need to talk.


 No.8654293

File: 092d2dbbc655219⋯.jpg (11.53 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>8654076

Step one, you say we need to talk.


 No.8654294

File: aff163339f49ecd⋯.jpg (50.38 KB, 346x461, 346:461, umaru220.jpg)

>>8654076

>auto bans users for mentioning umaru,


 No.8654296

>>8654287

Seems like an actual 4um poster or 4d chess bait.


 No.8654414

>>8654076

What the fuck is wrong with rozelli?


 No.8654595

>>8654414

Fugly and jew


 No.8654601

File: e86d3d252c777bd⋯.jpg (155.08 KB, 500x492, 125:123, reddit is behind this.jpg)


 No.8654644

>>8654595

That's it? No way, there's a plethora of ugly ass jew cam whore slotas to hate on, why her in specific?


 No.8654747

>>8654076

>How to save the board

Nobody is asking "how" anymore OP.

They are asking "why" now.

Because nobody even gives a fuck whether it lives or dies anymore, and most anons think it would be better off dead and gone.

The last time it crashed only 4 anons bothered to ask what the deal was on /sudo/, and 2 of them said to just leave it down for good.

That is a pretty big indication that

A) most of the posts on here are bots/anons trying to kill the place with shit, and

B) if it were to be killed off nobody would bitch about it.

So the question isn't how to save the board.

The real question is "Why bother?"


 No.8654759

how much is my IP worth

>here is the IP of some faggot who looks at anime porn

OMG LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY


 No.8654760

>>8654294

this but unironically


 No.8654806

>>8654747

.t remedy


 No.8654822

File: 9d9d4526625c406⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 256x256, 1:1, crimsonmaru.jpg)

>>8654076

Here's how I would save this board:

1. Take Dysnomia's place and purge ALL (local) mods and hand pick new ones.

2. Undo ALL (local) bans.

3. Install freeSpeechRules.exe that allow everything except for illegal pixels and flooding.

4. Disable post history view: each mod action must be judged on a per-post basis.

5. Enforce that bans must not exceed 1 week, otherwise the vol gets booted.

This way /b/ would be "saved" though you may not like what it would become… a shitposting hellhole full of porn and spam. It would be up to you to fight porn threads by posting scat or gore in them, as long it's kept legal you'd have your satisfaction.


 No.8654835

File: 2d3a054e27da50d⋯.jpg (117.02 KB, 520x333, 520:333, sauce.jpg)

>>8654076

> it has been confirmed remedy has been selling user ips to the chinks

Wait, what? This is the first I've heard of it. What is the evidence? Doesn't 8chan mask your IPs as a one-way hash?


 No.8654853

File: c5a8566405a46d5⋯.webm (213.87 KB, 360x360, 1:1, anarchy.webm)

>>8654822

hello my fellow anarchist


 No.8654921

>>8654196

You glow too much.


 No.8655039

>>8654822

>still using the word "ban" as if it means something here

You fail before you even begin.


 No.8655055

>>8654835

You haven't heard of it because OP just made it up.

No mods can see IPs, they can only see part of a hashed and salted IP, which makes it useless to them for anything, really.

Stop being such a gullible fish.

>>8654806

>.t remedy

Same goes for you.

That anon is actually based. There is no purpose to this board anymore other than showing off how retardedly you can sperg out, or to beta-test your bots.


 No.8655087

>>8655039

This.

As retarded as Dys has been as a BO, the fact is that there is no way to stop anything from being posted on any board on 8ch. The only power any admin/mod/vol has here is deletion. Since that is the case you would not be able to regulate content any better or differently than Dys has.

The reason that it is so much worse here than anywhere else is not that the tools are different, it is that Dys has made a target of himself by virtue of his personality. That is all there is to it. If he had stepped down back in 2017 when it became clear that he was incapable of maintaining control of the board, it might have been able to be saved by someone with the right personality and social skills. But now it has gone on for too long and is too degenerated to change no matter who is BO. All the legit effort anons are long gone now. So no. There is no reason to bother trying to save the board. And this IS as good as it will ever get. >>8654747 is totally based.


 No.8655094

Come to >>>/z/ instead. I'm the board owner.


 No.8655095

>>8654921

Take your meds


 No.8655109

File: 96267f9c8abcc46⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 700x436, 175:109, 962.jpg)


 No.8655117

>>8654747

>if it were to be killed off nobody would bitch about it.

This

This place is a laughable shit hole and I only come here if the boredom is that bad.

Fuck all of you fucking queers.

The sooner you hang yourselves, the better.

Especially those queers from /tv/.


 No.8655167

File: 0a5ed84b9e5c2fb⋯.jpg (68.89 KB, 750x600, 5:4, corm.jpg)

>>8654262

go to 420chan

8chan was, an always will be, a 4/pol/ board made by stormniggers who complained that 4chan wasn't autistic and right-wing enough for their tastes


 No.8655175

>>8655109

>I M G A Y = being the only letters you can type

>M A G A

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


 No.8655178

>>8655175

I just broke your image.


 No.8655188

File: 0bb0c1c12873e09⋯.png (218.47 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1471718733817.png)

>>8655167

just because your stormbots ruined this board doesn't mean I'm going to your pedo honeypot

fix site


 No.8655197

>>8655175

>I just broke your image by proving you can type MAGA on a keyboard that says IM GAY

>associating the lame catchphrase I chant in place of arguments with my homosexuality means I win somehow

haha okay champ


 No.8655201

>>8654287

this

>>8654262

fuck off nigger wtf is wrong with you


 No.8655205

>>8655197

Huh? Are you dumber than I am?


 No.8655211

>>8654076

You forgot to add the pinned thread at the top needs to be a complete doxx list of all the pedophiles to give the feds something to do.


 No.8655230

>>8654076

He may be wrong, but he may be right.


 No.8655238

>>8654076

You cannot save /b/ by taking /b/ seriously.


 No.8655241

>>8655211

>he thinks you can doxx from an IP hash


 No.8655242

>>8655238

You seriously don't believe that do you?


 No.8655244

>>8655238

<This tbh


 No.8655248

>>8655241

>thinking inside the box this hard


 No.8655256

>>8655248

Here's my IP Hash: IHLJlqQa]

That's what the BO and Vols see. Doxx me, fgt.


 No.8655261

>>8655242

I do believe that. The more you take /b/ seriously, the worse /b/ gets.


 No.8655488

File: 0e33a8279ee9afb⋯.jpg (73.29 KB, 650x650, 1:1, wGJgvl0eQb.jpg)

>>8655261

You dont seriously say.


 No.8657210

File: 7dea725a2a8187e⋯.jpg (216.34 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, umaru127.jpg)

>>8654853

>>8655039

>>8655087

(((They)))'re afraid.

>>8654076

Also OP don't think I didn't notice what's missing from your little list, lainfag.


 No.8657476

YES!! Tactical Bacon! Bacon in a can. Isnt that a great idea??

"Why didnt Audi think of that?"


 No.8657484

>>8657210

Lainfag is the only based weeb, all the umaru fags and sena fags can go back to tumblr


 No.8657587

>>8657484

>t. lainfag

>source: lainfag

>citation: lainfag

>reference: lainfag

Lainfag discarded.


 No.8659032

>>8654262

>2. Perma-ban the retards who unironically uses ancient /pol/ buzzwords i.e. "kike, snowflake, tumblrite" etc. from all boards

You do know that mods can only control the board they belong to, right? Hex can't just go around on some random board and ban other anons, as mods are per-board basis




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