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Are you at a crossroads in life? Are you desperate and feel hopeless, unable to march on? Does nobody else seem to appreciate the fact that you were born and survived life?

Yes? Then I want (You) in my tactical team of umaruposting badasses! Become an internet celebrity by posting highly triggering 3D cuties! Put on the orange cape others are too cowardly to touch and become the hero your chan deserves!

Contact me at umarufag@8chan.co for your Umarukin membership application*. Also for sending me lovemail or hatemail!

Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties right now! It's as easy as 1-2-post! What's more, if you post 10 or more non-spam umarus you will be allowed to join our secluded >>>/abc/ forum!


* Jews not allowed.


Just kidding jews are allowed.


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6/10 shitpost…. Not bad, but too good either.


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6/10 shitpost review… Not biased, but too convincing either.


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umaru poster #0065 reporting it


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The Light spreads at a very high rate of speed, I see.


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fuck off kike. kill yourself


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Embrace your butthurt, fakemaru. Embrace.



Lets all just love lain. Sena's not bad either.


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this. fuck japanese garfield


You're all a bunch of spastic niggers


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At least Sena's got aryan hair. What redeeming qualities does Lain have?



She can shapeshift into a German


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I sense a disturbance in your butt.


What kind of German? The proper kind or the modern "refugees welcome" kind?



The German's with farting problems


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Well those gases could be used for the showers… or fueling the ovens…



Are people scared of the transparency reports that they don't make proper threads again?


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i'm gonna shove a metal disturbance up your ass and through your skull nigger


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I've never seen a Jew act so angry on the internet before. What's your name Moishe?


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For the love of Lain, umaru-poster is at it again.


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But this is a proper thread. It's for recruiting new umarufags into the Church Of Symbioticism to counter the evil influence of the Jew.


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One of us is a fakemaru of Jewish descent. So it's double trouble.


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>of Jewish descent

are you talking about yourself lol


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