Are you at a crossroads in life? Are you desperate and feel hopeless, unable to march on? Does nobody else seem to appreciate the fact that you were born and survived life?
Yes? Then I want (You) in my tactical team of umaruposting badasses! Become an internet celebrity by posting highly triggering 3D cuties! Put on the orange cape others are too cowardly to touch and become the hero your chan deserves!
Contact me at email@example.com for your Umarukin membership application*. Also for sending me lovemail or hatemail!
Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties right now! It's as easy as 1-2-post! What's more, if you post 10 or more non-spam umarus you will be allowed to join our secluded >>>/abc/ forum!
* Jews not allowed.