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File: ded8bbf80df6b57⋯.jpg (25.72 KB, 524x400, 131:100, YwzzTfz.jpg)

 No.8654922

how many times?

>4

all 4 failing jurisprudence and were wrong. never got my apology.

 No.8654926

>0

because I'm not a nigger


 No.8654931

>>8654926

>being a statecuck

good boy! want a treat?


 No.8654933

gaynignogs.again.gif


 No.8654943

File: bad29efe4b66565⋯.gif (182.95 KB, 498x372, 83:62, bad29efe4b66565ab5ae1a3e8b….gif)

V& for hax once but did no time due to lack of evidence


 No.8654946

File: 769ebaf7576412e⋯.webm (3.75 MB, 856x480, 107:60, Ape Escape.webm)

>>8654931

Have you tried not being a nigger?


 No.8654948

>he thinks the law is about justice in America

Sorry goyim, but unless you make more than $100,000 dollars a year you don't have rights :^)


 No.8654954

>>8654943

haha, what did you do?


 No.8654956

>>8654946

>government isnt jew controlled

amazing! such a well trained, and broken in dog you are!


 No.8654957

>>8654922

i got over 3400 usd in speeding tickets (europoor)


 No.8654958

Got cops called on us for "riding bikes to loud" on a public street too close to a pregnant woman.

Speeding ticket traffic school.

Got a failure to appear warrant because the Clerk put the wrong court date on the document the court sent.

Showed the judge the letter from the Clerk's office with the wrong date, Judge gave the clerk a super nasty look and dismissed the warrant.

IR smooth criminal.

BREAKING THE LAW!


 No.8654959

took my laptop in to best buy 4 years ago after visiting half chan and they called the cops off cp thumbnails in my browsing cache

did 7 months and have a felony on my record now, fuck best buy


 No.8654960

File: 3b54a6472a031be⋯.webm (2.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Alabama Nigger.webm)


 No.8654961

>>8654954

None ya bsns


 No.8654964


 No.8654966

>>8654959

>going to best buy in the first place

They always check your shit and send it to the fbi


 No.8654972

>>8654966

took my laptop in to best buy 4 years ago after visiting half chan and they called the cops off cp thumbnails in my browsing cache

yea but they don't tell you

did 7 months and have a felony on my record now, fuck best buy>They always check your shit and send it to the fbi


 No.8654974

>>8654959

I feel no sympathy, you trusted the jews at best buy, they charge for system images you can make yourself.

>>8654966

Dubs of truth, also they work with local pds every day to check if you had anything questionable on the first place, never hand your tech over to a stranger.


 No.8654976

>>8654974

>I feel no sympathy, you trusted the jews at best buy, they charge for system images you can make yourself.

whatever something similar could happen to you


 No.8654977

>>8654943

T. Tails SD user


 No.8654979

File: 15b5ff8e05f9ef5⋯.png (237.62 KB, 480x360, 4:3, cropduster.png)

datamining thread


 No.8654981

>>8654946

>>8654960

>>8654926

see

>>8654958

>>8654959

not everyone who goes to jail does so because of drug related degeneracy.

But then again you wouldn't have any experience with the cops because you don't leave your house


 No.8654982

>>8654976

Nope I actually have opsec.

>>8654977

Ya goddamn right.


 No.8654983

>>8654977

Only good os these days


 No.8654984

>>8654922

>>8654948

law is about justice everywhere, uve just placated urself in schizophrenic doublespeak, u were half right, say sorry to urself


 No.8654985

>>8654959

just out of curiosity, how big is the town you live in?


 No.8654986

File: cdc6b9ed21206dd⋯.png (267.79 KB, 505x698, 505:698, 78d7ac786afb055d4634d31d1d….png)

>>8654984

>nigger typing


 No.8654987

>>8654981

Sounds like nigger excuses


 No.8654988

>>8654959

this is bullshit made up by a .gov autistic niggertard


 No.8654989


 No.8654994

File: 85edd4a080509f7⋯.png (165.51 KB, 466x493, 466:493, 1536786392955.png)

>>8654988

Dude the feds even said they do that themselves, best buy confirmed it too.


 No.8654995

>>8654988

t. Resedent fed


 No.8654996

>>8654994

>>8654989

yeah so actual warrant that was dismissed anyway and actual images of cp not a couple thumbs from a website

>>8654994

imagine being justified in a 80k/yr paycheck on this autistic shit fucking degenerates


 No.8654997

>>8654994

That is a fed that wants everyone to gib data to best goy


 No.8654999

>>8654996

>yeah so actual warrant that was dismissed anyway and actual images of cp not a couple thumbs from a website

i did 7 months faggot now im no the sex offender list and can't get off and have to work in a whare house


 No.8655001

>>8654997

please im a little bit higher then a fed. shut it down (bestbuy or w/e)

also curb fvey budgets in fbi, cia, asio


 No.8655004

>>8654997

This, use /tech/'s help thread for support for fucks sake.


 No.8655007

>>8654999

well if this is real get this guy justice, whitelist


 No.8655009

File: 86e4352d90071c0⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 211.82 KB, 501x585, 167:195, f096f9ef86542d172d3a00b346….gif)

>>8655001

GET OUT NSA!


 No.8655013

>>8654999

unless this was some proxy shit and ur a faggot in some other bullshit, shut the fuck up obviously dumb cunt


 No.8655015

>>8654922

An ex-girlfriend once put cuffs on me and tickle-tortured me for like an hour, while we were watching a movie…does that count?


 No.8655017

File: c71960856fefcf7⋯.jpg (110.53 KB, 810x810, 1:1, 1536711163529.jpg)

>>8655009

>inb4 anon gets v& for this


 No.8655023

>>8655015

mfw non ticklish gf cause she was tickle abused tortured as a child by her insane parent figures :(


 No.8655041

>>8655023

>mfw non ticklish gf cause she was tickle abused tortured as a child by her insane parent figures :(

wat


 No.8655045

>>8655041

yeah she was desensitized by the stupid bastards so i couldnt get any leverage over her had to tongue her asshole instead the poor mew :9


 No.8655047

>>8654989

REMINDER THAT MANY STATES CONSIDER DRAWINGS TO BE PEOPLE

FUCK BEST BUY FOR UNRELATED NIGGARTRY


 No.8655049

>>8655045

>yeah she was desensitized by the stupid bastards so i couldnt get any leverage over her had to tongue her asshole instead the poor mew :9

wat


 No.8655052

>>8655049

kys schizo


 No.8655073

>>8654922

Got a DUI after I totalled my car. However, I was never really arrested because I went straight to the hospital. Kinda missed out on the whole "hands behind your back" experience.


 No.8655237

File: 1b56aed2fe68cf6⋯.png (93.47 KB, 331x429, 331:429, 1435232303845.png)

>3rd degree assault which resulted in me having to go to juvenile detention for a very short time with probation + restitution

>got a DUI while on probation (probation violation) which resulted in more juvenile detention time

>only served about a month total

All while I was minor, so I have no criminal record.


 No.8655335

File: cd7212675d79e2a⋯.jpg (66.3 KB, 600x400, 3:2, main-qimg-fcbc9d6fbc496790….jpg)

No, because I'm not black and also - I've always been lucky/smart enough to get the fuck out of situations that could get me arrested before the shit hit the fan. Closest I've ever been to being arrested is when me and a friend drank two handles of Jim Beam and drove around drawing dicks on the silhouettes of people/deer on crossing signs. Went to WalMart to buy a video game, and my friend decided to start drawing dicks all over the signs there. Told him he was stupid because the cops hang out there at night, and he yelled to me "Fuck the Police" - and just as he said that, a goddamned cop came walking out the front. I have no idea how he talked his way out of that, but I ended up damned neared falling off the bench out front laughing my ass off as the cop made him get a bottle of window cleaner and wipe the graffiti off.

Other than that, I had a bad trip on some weird super powerful purple geltab someone gave me at Ozzfest and at the end of the show I had a run in with a cop as we sat in the parking lot waiting for the traffic to clear. I literally have no idea how I got out of that one. I don't remember the details of what happened, just flashes of the cop shining that fucking flashlight in my eyes and yelling at me - but I guess the guys I was with made up some bullshit story about me having a medical condition and having been off my pills. We didn't have anything else on us, so it went from him about ready to drag me out of the back of the car to a quick search and release.

I have been pulled out of my car and pinned to the ground at gunpoint before, but that's because I was still really young and (like a nigger) didn't know how to deal with cops during a traffic stop. I immediately reached for my license and registration so they would be ready when he got to my window - which he took as me reaching for a weapon. So he called for backup, and two other cops came out with shotguns, pulled me out of the car and put his knee between my shoulder blades while one held a gun on me and the other ransacked my car. Technically I should have probably gone to jail for that one too, since I was going 110 in a 55, but they weren't really looking for busting me on a traffic stop. Apparently they thought I was running drugs because my vehicle matched the description of another suspect. So rather than just waste more time, realizing they already scared the shit out of a kid, they just gave me a ticket and told me to be fucking smarter about how I handle the situation in the future.


 No.8655369

>>8654922

3 separate nights in the drunk tank throughout my life. 1 in Texas

1 in Ohio

and 1 in Mexico


 No.8655379

File: 3b241b6efc94ffb⋯.jpg (38.72 KB, 650x355, 130:71, gob.jpg)

does Arrested Development count?


 No.8655381

no

I'm not a nigger like you


 No.8655423

I was arrested when I was a kid. My toy helicopter landed on top of an ice cream shop, so I climbed up to the roof. Some 9 cop cars rolled up, blazing sirens. They accused me of trying to break into the place, and they fabricated evidence to that end, saying that I removed the vent grills (they fucking did it) and they also took the toy helicopter and claimed it was never there. Like I'm going to climb through vents to break in and get some fucking ice cream. I never trust police since then.

I also got arrested a few years later for jay walking, because the motorcycle cop fell off of his vehicle while pursuing (how is that my fault).


 No.8656957

File: 1db2d04f32a451c⋯.mp4 (330.69 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Bittersweet kek.mp4)

>>8654959

You went to the store that has DVI cables for 70$ CAD. You fucking retard.


 No.8656982

I got "arrested" once when I was around 18, got drunk at a friend's birthday party and went out with a bucket of chalk drawing dicks etc. on the road and some houses, somebody also drew a swastika on a garage as well, but we claimed that was somebody else. I was laughing at the cops for rolling out 4 cars to a bunch of kids drawing on the road, and taking offense to that, they took me to a "drunk tank", but the lady there refused to take me in as I was not drunk enough. Next day I had my friends go clean up the chalk writing (turned out one of the affected houses was owned by a cop) while I went to the town office to settle our fines. Had a nice chat with the guy there and walked out with the lowest possible fine of about 10 dollars. Now I'm a lawyer.




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