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>be me

>be fat autist

>walking the dog wearing flip-flops and sweatpants because who cares, i sure don't

>all goes well

>5 minutes before i get home walk through a wet grassy area

>come across another dude with a dog

>my dog is on a leash, his too, my dog jumps to the other dog out of excitement

>just when i'm walking on mud

>like a bad slapstick movie i completely slip in the mud, fall over and lose one of my flip-flops from my foot

>look like a complete retard

>apologize to the guy, don't know why

>get up, put on flip-flop again, pants and jacket completely covered in mud and dirt

>walk on in shame, constantly keep thinking about it

how is your day anon?



Fuck you



Lel. This response made me happy to be alive


Your dog thinks you are a homosexual and attempted a 101 Dalmatians-esque matchmaking.


That guy went home and told his hot wife about the retard fatty he just saw faceplant and they laughed together.


Fat fucks shouldn't be allowed to own dogs

Or to live for that matter


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I didn't slip in mud and I don't own a dog. I'm not poor or lonely or sex starved, but my day wasn't any better than yours, faggit. Get yourself a beer and shitpost



It's ok anon. They don't know you and you might never see that guy again. Just enjoy walking your doggo.


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i could say not that bad


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is this you?


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I had a weird dream about women I knew but haven't interacted with in many years. we were just at a park doing things.

one thing of note was I imagined them in their primes, as one is currently a sea mammal.

then I woke up and had the morning existential dread hit harder than normal.

so far; ok/7


Get fit, fatty.



use your laziness and stop eating so much.


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>Wearing flip-flops in public


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Be thankful that this is the worst you have to worry about in your day.



wearing flip-flops



Natural Selection 



Sounds the the spectres of regret and lost youth are haunting your subconscious tbh anon. Did you ever ploy any of them?



>Implying nothing bad can/will happen

Thats rather optimistic of you.




And with mud all over


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>regret and lost youth

probably. doesn't help I'm a shut in too


not sure if you meant ploy or plow

no I didn't trick any of them into doing anything, I am on my way to wizardry so that should say enough.

I had no romantic feelings towards any of the girls in the dream either. physical sure but damn were they all time bombs in their own right: (now)OBESE cat lady, nutty weeb cutter weirdly enough only positive memories come from thinking about her. memory is such a shit thing though, coalburner, and so on.



*disco music plays*



I literally always wear rubber boots no matter all the time. Summer, winter, fall, spring… rain or sunshine.

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