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your friend who gets laid the most.


who the fuck pays $4 for that amount of orange juice


What kind of nigger pays 4 bucks for juice?


Does it cost four dollars because it's in a lightbulb? WTF


perfect for throwing >:)


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Describe your friend who gets laid the most.


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Heres my friend who gets laid the most



I think they package them that way to get past the "sugary drink tax".


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Pale skinny guy, likes to talk about how sjws and feminists are a threat to western civ, wears a maga hat, likes WH40k






skrrrt, uuuuya brappp


Old portuguese man that was brought the old village prostitute when he was 14, ended up working for mafia and later as a special forces soldier, speaks 6 different languages, been with hundreds of women.



damn seems legit chad


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I dont have friends


Massive Chad. Tall, handsome, shredded. Frat boy with nice clothes. Works in media in LA. Women fall over him.

I met him in college. It was a pretty unlikely friendship, but we bonded over professional wrestling and pretty soon became good buddies. But goddamn he is a filthy normie chad who I will shed many tears for when I have to put him down in the beta uprising. We live on different coasts now but still talk on the phone once a month or so.



I find it very hard to believe



Chubby Italian trucker that frequently pays women for sex, but also gets women at bars a lot. I'm not sure how he does it. Usually he just tells a story or two then disappears with a girl



> your friend who gets laid the most.

Wait, that's me.


Not my friend but my older brother's an uberchad of sorts. If the story is to be believed, his last ex dumped him after she cuaght him balls deep in her mother.



what wait so she choked on his balls and then dumped him?


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I'd guess people find it funny that the bottle looks like a lightbulb and pay whatever just for that reason. It could be water and it'd sell.


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Probably me, tbh.

I'm 33 in a major city, I have Tinder, I don't look like a fucking gargoyle, I'm not socially retarded, and most of my friends are married now.


>be me

>rate frens in this order

>gay male frens (no homo)

>women frens

>single male frens

>married male frens

>internet frens

>neutered pet animal frens (no furry)



He’s short as fuck, he got a small dick, an average looking face. He is skinny. And he got drug issues.

However girls think he’s hilarious, so he is getting laid all the time.


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damn i thought girls aren't attracted to short men at all.. lol that kinda gives me hope



>implying vegans know half a shit about food


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>raging whore

>known for bedroom antics and large dong

>joins school radio station

>attempts to fuck anything that walks through doors with a heartbeat

>nails or rounds bases with almost every female to walk through the station

>bangs some really slimey girls (He was a greasy nympho)

>claimed to me once to have fucked five different people in one week

<would physically abuse (bruise, injure) women he was fucking

>considered a predator and possible rapist

>moved to another city to destroy the cunts of unsuspecting victims

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