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File: 59e76f88bc295c1⋯.jpg (69.93 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1548758589075.jpg)

 No.8730357

your friend who gets laid the most.

 No.8730369

who the fuck pays $4 for that amount of orange juice


 No.8730370

What kind of nigger pays 4 bucks for juice?


 No.8730375

Does it cost four dollars because it's in a lightbulb? WTF


 No.8730378

perfect for throwing >:)


 No.8730399

File: 88092e2c05f44d5⋯.jpg (39.98 KB, 790x773, 790:773, 1549820006814.jpg)

>>8730370

>>8730369

>>8730375

>>8730378

Describe your friend who gets laid the most.


 No.8730415

File: 58a4f49f8067ee8⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.28 MB, 480x320, 3:2, Steam threads2.webm)

Heres my friend who gets laid the most


 No.8730417

>>8730357

I think they package them that way to get past the "sugary drink tax".


 No.8730438

File: 2b1b9c60fb6429a⋯.gif (496.38 KB, 500x455, 100:91, laugh 2.gif)

>me

>friends

>implying


 No.8730460

Pale skinny guy, likes to talk about how sjws and feminists are a threat to western civ, wears a maga hat, likes WH40k


 No.8730464

>>8730438

/thread


 No.8730465

>>8730415

skrrrt, uuuuya brappp


 No.8730467

Old portuguese man that was brought the old village prostitute when he was 14, ended up working for mafia and later as a special forces soldier, speaks 6 different languages, been with hundreds of women.


 No.8730492

>>8730467

damn seems legit chad


 No.8730564

File: 859268b3b03fec2⋯.png (1.55 MB, 770x1412, 385:706, 1552557871856.png)

I dont have friends


 No.8730573

Massive Chad. Tall, handsome, shredded. Frat boy with nice clothes. Works in media in LA. Women fall over him.

I met him in college. It was a pretty unlikely friendship, but we bonded over professional wrestling and pretty soon became good buddies. But goddamn he is a filthy normie chad who I will shed many tears for when I have to put him down in the beta uprising. We live on different coasts now but still talk on the phone once a month or so.


 No.8730584

>>8730460

I find it very hard to believe


 No.8730622

>>8730357

Chubby Italian trucker that frequently pays women for sex, but also gets women at bars a lot. I'm not sure how he does it. Usually he just tells a story or two then disappears with a girl


 No.8730653

>>8730357

> your friend who gets laid the most.

Wait, that's me.


 No.8730682

Not my friend but my older brother's an uberchad of sorts. If the story is to be believed, his last ex dumped him after she cuaght him balls deep in her mother.


 No.8730689

>>8730682

what wait so she choked on his balls and then dumped him?


 No.8730692

File: 4f6f797369612b0⋯.jpg (119.25 KB, 640x640, 1:1, implying_non-vegan_juice_e….jpg)

>>8730369

>>8730370

>>8730375

I'd guess people find it funny that the bottle looks like a lightbulb and pay whatever just for that reason. It could be water and it'd sell.


 No.8730727

File: 004b801500e36b4⋯.jpg (797.92 KB, 4095x2431, 315:187, wwg1zbkazyyz.jpg)

>>8730357

Probably me, tbh.

I'm 33 in a major city, I have Tinder, I don't look like a fucking gargoyle, I'm not socially retarded, and most of my friends are married now.


 No.8732971

>be me

>rate frens in this order

>gay male frens (no homo)

>women frens

>single male frens

>married male frens

>internet frens

>neutered pet animal frens (no furry)


 No.8732997

>>8730357

He’s short as fuck, he got a small dick, an average looking face. He is skinny. And he got drug issues.

However girls think he’s hilarious, so he is getting laid all the time.


 No.8733046

File: ac79acc92bf34f7⋯.png (41.27 KB, 1294x713, 1294:713, 1552158650085.png)

>>8732997

damn i thought girls aren't attracted to short men at all.. lol that kinda gives me hope


 No.8733138

>>8730692

>implying vegans know half a shit about food


 No.8733182

File: aef7bafb5b8ebaa⋯.jpg (7.24 KB, 223x197, 223:197, YG_face.jpg)

>raging whore

>known for bedroom antics and large dong

>joins school radio station

>attempts to fuck anything that walks through doors with a heartbeat

>nails or rounds bases with almost every female to walk through the station

>bangs some really slimey girls (He was a greasy nympho)

>claimed to me once to have fucked five different people in one week

<would physically abuse (bruise, injure) women he was fucking

>considered a predator and possible rapist

>moved to another city to destroy the cunts of unsuspecting victims




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