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File: 75bb4f11906ca8d⋯.jpg (105.75 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, shit.jpg)

 No.8817894

>buy meatballs

>open the pack to take some of them

>put the rest in a SEALED BOX

>1 day later

>my entire fridge, everything in it, and my kitchen when the fridge is opened smells like meatballs

Fuck meatballs, only retards like meatballs

 No.8817903

>>8817894

Sheep Balls?


 No.8817907

>>8817894

why would you buy meatballs fucking amerimutt smh


 No.8817910

>>8817894

>SEALED BOX

dumbass, that wasn't sealed.

<2/effort


 No.8817911

>>8817894

>I like meaty balls

I like my traps the same way bro


 No.8817913

>>8817910

What a spoil sport.


 No.8817918

BIG MEATY BALLS


 No.8817926

File: 8ef0f8b9300a23f⋯.mp4 (3.75 MB, 224x400, 14:25, meatballs.mp4)

>>8817894

>only retards like meatballs

Wrong. You're just a nigger.


 No.8817936

>>8817926

This man understands the finer points of human culture.


 No.8817953

>duhhh why frozen food made with no care in a factory so bad?

you are a literal nigger if you can't buy meat, grind it up, spice it and roll it into a ball. furthermore, you can't even raise livestock and feed it non-gmo. do me a fucking favor and kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENsMiobLmc


 No.8817959

File: 5b7edaf8834526d⋯.jpg (215.99 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, finlan_XD.jpg)

>>8817926

>>8817936

I am very happy that another anon posted this before I did, because OP is a nigger for not liking meatballs.

>>8817894

Also, leave an open box of baking soda in your fridge; it helps eliminates odors.


 No.8818006

>frozen meatballs

a white man has never, ever, purchased frozen meatballs. you are the blackest gorilla nigger ever to post on /b/.


 No.8818012

File: 22dca620d19cdc4⋯.jpg (49.13 KB, 720x406, 360:203, DCIM5275.jpg)

I'm a vegan so I don't suffer such problems. Sucks to be you.


 No.8818020

>>8818012

Do you eat soy balls instead?


 No.8818051

>>8818020

When I'm in the mood for them, sure.


 No.8818104

>buy meatballs

>not making meatballs

niggers can't make meatballs


 No.8818117

You don't buy meatballs. You make them yourself.

Stop being a retarded manchildren


 No.8818225

>>8817894

Who buys meatballs? Niggers


 No.8818236

>>8817894

>3 days later

>my entire fridge, everything in it, and my kitchen when the fridge is opened smells like meatballs

>i am meatballs


 No.8818271

File: f5bfc151b86c3d6⋯.webm (3.14 MB, 224x400, 14:25, niggers_cant_make_meatbal….webm)


 No.8818285

>>8818104

>>8818117

"Proper" cooking is a waste of time unless you either

A. have more people to feed than yourself

or B. have nothing else to do with your time than cooking


 No.8819650

>>8818285

How much do you weigh?

Proper cooking individual sized meals is easy as fuck.

Also you sound like a nigger who doesn't understand left-overs.

Food doesn't go bad just because it gets cold.


 No.8819690

>>8818285

>"Properly" cooked meatballs ingredient list: Beef, bread crumbs, egg, salt, pepper, onions, garlic, balls.

>Prepackaged precooked boxed meatballs ingredient list: BEEF AND PORK, CHICKEN, WATER, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CARAMEL COLOR), EGG WHITES, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF THE FOLLOWING: ROMANO CHEESE (PASTEURIZED SHEEP'S AND COW'S MILK, RENNET, SALT, CHEESE CULTURES, ENZYMES), RICOTTA CHEESE (WHEY, WHOLE MILK, CREAM, VINEGAR, SALT, CARRAGEENAN, XANTHAN GUM, LOCUST BEAN GUM, GUAR GUM), PARMESAN CHEESE (PASTEURIZED PART SKIM MILK, SALT, CHEESE CULTURES, ENZYMES), DEHYDRATED ONIONS, NATURAL FLAVORS, EGGS, BREAD CRUMBS (WHEAT FLOUR), DRIED CANE SYRUP, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, SALT, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, NON-FAT DRY MILK, ISOLATED OAT PRODUCT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE.


 No.8819694

MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, WATER, PORK, BEEF, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, DEXTROSE, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, BREAD CRUMBS (WHEAT FLOUR, SALT), LESS THAN 2% OF: PARMESAN CHEESE (PART SKIM COW'S MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES), DRIED GARLIC, ONION POWDER, BLACK PEPPER, NATURAL FLAVORS, SALT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE


 No.8819696

BEEF AND PORK, CHICKEN, WATER, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CARAMEL COLOR), EGGS, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF THE FOLLOWING: ROMANO CHEESE (PASTEURIZED SHEEP'S AND COW'S MILK, RENNET, SALT, CHEESE CULTURES, ENZYMES), DEHYDRATED ONION, NATURAL FLAVORS, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, BREAD CRUMBS (WHEAT FLOUR), SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, SALT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE.


 No.8819697

BEEF, PORK, WATER, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN (SOY FLOUR, CARAMEL COLOR), ONIONS, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: BREAD CRUMBS (WHEAT FLOUR, SALT, YEAST), GARLIC POWDER, GRANULATED GARLIC, ONION POWDER, PARSLEY FLAKES, ROMANO CHEESE (MADE FROM SHEEP'S MILK, SALT, ENZYME), SALT, WHITE PEPPER.


 No.8819699

BEEF, WATER, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN (SOY FLOUR, CARAMEL COLOR), SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ROMANO CHEESE (MADE FROM SHEEP'S MILK, SALT, ENZYME), DEHYDRATED GARLIC AND ONION, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: CHEESE POWDER (PASTEURIZED MILK, SALT, CHEESE CULTURE, ENZYME, WHEY, LACTIC ACID), NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, POWDERED CELLULOSE, SALT, SPICES, SUGAR, WHEY POWDER, YEAST EXTRACT.


 No.8819700

Beef, Water, Textured Soy Protein, Bread Crumbs (Bleached Wheat Flour, Sugar, Salt, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean And Cottonseed Oil, Yeast), Egg Whites, Soy Protein Concentrate, Salt, Romano Cheese (Pasteurized Sheep&#39;s Milk, Culture, Enzymes, Salt), Flavorings, Caramel Color.


 No.8819701

BEEF, WATER, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF THE FOLLOWING: DEHYDRATED ONIONS, SALT, SPICES, GARLIC POWDER, ONION POWDER, WHEAT FLOUR, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, ROMANO CHEESE (PASTEURIZED COW'S MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES), PARMESAN CHEESE (PASTEURIZED MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES), AND DEHYDRATED PARSLEY


 No.8819702

BEEF AND PORK, WATER, EGGS, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE (SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CARAMEL COLOR), CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF THE FOLLOWING: DEHYDRATED ONIONS, NATURAL FLAVORS, SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, BREAD CRUMBS (WHEAT FLOUR), SALT, PAPRIKA, NON-FAT DRY MILK, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, SODIUM PHOSPHATE


 No.8819704

Beef, Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Contains Less than 2% of the Following: Salt, Spices, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Wheat Flour, Dehydrated Romano Cheese (Pasteurized Cow’s Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes, Sorbic Acid), Dehydrated Parmesan Cheese (Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes, Sorbic Acid), Dehydrated Parley.


 No.8819705

they ALL have SOY LMAO


 No.8820234

>>8819690

>Prepackaged precooked boxed meatballs ingredient list

Not everyone lives in Americlap where everything in the store is designed to make you fat or autistic or both.


 No.8820250

>>8820234

Yet you've still managed to find a way.


 No.8820453

File: b1780be49fa1f5c⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, "burger".jpg)

OP would buy pic


 No.8820457

File: d9e61fbe3223d40⋯.png (56.05 KB, 181x172, 181:172, 1439721663118-0.png)

>>8817894

why would you buy meat balls when making them is literally the easiest thing in the world. Just fucking roll whatever meat you want into a ball and put them into a pan and turn it on you nigger


 No.8820470

>>8817926

That's nice and all, but what in the unholy fuck are those sad excuses for "meatballs"? What the fuck is that nasty looking sauce?

>>8820457

This. Make your own dude.


 No.8820484

File: 0321e63a1390dd3⋯.jpg (88.13 KB, 789x720, 263:240, 0321e63a1390dd397d745f67e5….jpg)

>bored, fucking about in the garage

>find a large live-catxh cage/trap

>decide to throw a few crackers with peanut butter in there and set it up in the backyard just out of curiosity for what I might catch

>if all goes well I might make a new furry friend, I thought

>check on it later in the evening - nothing

>go to bed

>it rained overnight

>check on the trap the next morning

>there's a squirrel inside

>its jaws are clamped around the bars and one of its arms is stretched through them, like it was trying to chew and pull itself out

>it's soaking wet

>it's dead

I'm a goddamn murderer, and all for no reason.


 No.8820491

>>8820484

it wouldn't be for no reason if you drown a few more and made a squirrel stew


 No.8820586

>>8820484

>>8820484

Dumb anime poster


 No.8820603

>>8820484

>try to lure in a friend

>accidentally lure them to their agonizing death

Did you roll your own meatballs out of him


 No.8820612

>>8820603

It was a her.


 No.8820616

>>8820612

Sorry, didn't mean to assume your squirrel's gender


 No.8820645

File: 881f293d8eba122⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 254x301, 254:301, 881f293d8eba1226243994342f….gif)


 No.8820650

File: 7545cf4547f5ddb⋯.jpg (15.73 KB, 447x444, 149:148, 1542963025220.jpg)

>Americans have pre-made frozen meatballs

You fucking fatsos are so goddamn lazy ffs


 No.8820689

>>8820650

getting mummy to cook them from scratch costs too many good boy point you fucking faggot nuerotype normalfaggot, fuck you


 No.8820741

>>8820484

You had better fucking eat it and post timestamped pictures of you cooking it on /b/ you murderous nigger. Don't let that poor animal's death go to waste.


 No.8820743

>>8820650

The laziness comes from the soy. The soy is in everything. It's a self-perpetuating soy cycle.


 No.8820749

>>8820741

It died yesterday and now it's wrapped in a grocery bag in the trash. I imagine it has spoiled.


 No.8820761

VPN test


 No.8820802

>>8820749

You should have cleaned it and put it in the fridge/freezer as soon as you found it. Squirrel is delicious. What a fucking waste.


 No.8820813

>>8820749

You think they cared if meat was lying out for one day before the refrigerator was invented? You pussy.


 No.8821555

Memeballs xD


 No.8821562

File: 2aca2f05e3aae3f⋯.gif (479.05 KB, 500x455, 100:91, 5.gif)

lmao @ all these niggas acting hard and LARP virtue signaling over meatballs worse than nu/pol/


 No.8823196

why do you like balls inyour mouth OP?


 No.8823201

>>8821562

>talking like a nigger

assmad monkey, see >>8817926


 No.8823234

meaty balls


 No.8826244

I like meatballs, they're a classic staple.




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