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File: 075799f1a78d61a⋯.jpg (362.88 KB, 1080x771, 360:257, nadia turner desk.jpg)

 No.8819644

>"psst… hey, anon"

>turn around

>"…Hiiiii~ :D"

what do

 No.8819648

>>8819644

No you cannot have the answers to the exam. Cunts.


 No.8819651

Um wait wait wait let me guess! You're ummmmmmmm……… *slaps forehead* oohhhhh dammit Anon you did it again! I'm SO so so sorry, but I seem to have forgotten both of your names! You're going to have to tell me again! Once again, I'm SO sorry. Its nothing personal. I can be a bit of a scatterbrain sometimes. I'll stop talking now.


 No.8819660

File: e6a897b8799d03f⋯.gif (4.79 MB, 500x281, 500:281, anon-enters-the-thread.gif)

>assume chad will punch me once I turn back

>turn back

>get punched

>girls laugh at chad's joke

>next day

>shoot out school but can't find chad


 No.8819663

>>8819644

Why do they do this?


 No.8819667

>>8819648

this is depressingly relatable


 No.8819677

"fuck you i bet you associate with niggers"


 No.8819680

File: a151f18efd2c007⋯.png (85.89 KB, 578x600, 289:300, good times.png)

post anonymously on a dead board until the owner gets cianiggered


 No.8819687

File: e036cfe224b5330⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 15.73 KB, 640x480, 4:3, DecimalHardApatosaur-poste….jpg)

"hey"


 No.8819689

>>8819644

tell her thats her dress is cute and ask her if she wants to do XYZ this weekend with me


 No.8819707

>>8819689

>laughinganimegirls.png


 No.8819714

>>8819689

>xyz

reeeeeeeeee


 No.8819718

File: 64bf721e5ffaf03⋯.gif (213.2 KB, 400x210, 40:21, serveimage.gif)


 No.8819719

>>8819644

Why, hello there. I don't usually like fast women, but I may just make an exception for you. Perhaps it's because you look particularly radiant today. Although, I must say, I'm afraid we might now have much in common. You see, I prefer the finer things in life. I enjoy… hmm how should I put this… I enjoy art and entertainment that challenges me. I settle for nothing less than the sublime. I'd ask you if you know what I'm talking about, but I'll spare you the embarrassment.

I do hope I haven't intimidated you too much. I promise, I'll do my best to dumb myself down from now on. Would you like to accompany me to mothers basement this weekend?


 No.8819725

>>8819719

go back to r9k incel


 No.8819729

>>8819725

Where do you fall on the spectrum, anon?


 No.8819735

>>8819644

>quick, gotta sound cool and disinterested

"Fuck off, bitch."


 No.8819741

>>8819660

I like how the ugliest mule faced girl in the room gives the dirtiest look


 No.8819854

"Hiya Sis! Your bed or mine tonight?"


 No.8819868

>>8819644

My existence is not constrained to a residing daily environment with the female gender for them to use me as a proxy for their validation and social approval needs, as much as I see the benefit of such proximity during their youthful years in my accumulated wisdom.


 No.8819874

>kill cuckchan /b/ via shitty threads

>flee to fullchan

>do the same thing

You niggers are unbearable.


 No.8819889

>>8819644

>sorry I'm busy

sit and do nothing


 No.8820264

File: 72372a66467610c⋯.jpg (73.18 KB, 567x940, 567:940, 72372a66467610c309f8beb56c….jpg)

>>8819644

Say hey, and look around. When this happens it means they are fucking with me.


 No.8820344

>>8819644

Oh Stacy, what kind of perfume are you using? It has a very pleasant smell.


 No.8820383

>>8819644

I'd talk to the one on the left instead, she's cuter.


 No.8820384

File: 29163afb44207eb⋯.jpg (62.36 KB, 941x882, 941:882, 29163afb44207eb845a0276a5a….jpg)

>be wage servator

>super autist, soon to be a wizard

>complete loner at work

>never talk to anyone and even colleagues that work closely with pretend I don't exist

>this applies to everyone except this random fat roastie who always nervously greets me by name whenever we cross paths like we know each other

>I have NEVER spoken to this woman and know nothing about her

>I've seen her around, but I don't know her name or even what department she works in

What does it mean?


 No.8820387

>>8820384

She's not interested.


 No.8820389

>>8820384

Fat like a hambeast, or more like chubby?

Fat girls are usualy more desperate and therefore easier to fuck


 No.8820390

>>8820384

shes interested, you could bang if you want. You said shes overweight, so maybe shes in the same position you're in


 No.8820421

>>8820387

B-but, Anon, for all of my faults I'm a dedicated /fit/fag and I don't think I'm u redeemably attractive. Why would somebody I have no relationship with whatsoever start acknowledging my existence out of nowhere and for no apparent reason? She doesn't know me well enough to pity me.

>>8820389

She definitely a hamplanet, and she couldn't stare my nipples in the eye if she were standing on the tips of her toes, so it isn't distributed well. Her only redeeming quality is that she's one of those behemoths that still manages to have a cute face that hasn't become swollen with congealed lard. Yes, she does have a nice face.

How do you talk to girls? She has tried to make small talk with me a few times, she even tries to bum my lighter off me on my lunch breaks, which I think is supposed to be an ice-breaker, but I'm too autistic to hold a conversation and I just end up brushing her off or evading. It's like my random access memory goes into lockdown the moment she says "hi, anon".


 No.8820422

>>8819644

Lift my ass ever so slightly out of the chair…. then let a big stinker rip.


 No.8820429

>>8820421

>She doesn't know me well enough to pity me"

Maybe I shouldn't assume that. She does know my name after all, and she got that from somebody.


 No.8820437

>>8820421

>>8820429

Yeah anon I think she wants the D. Also it seems like your biggest problem is just your social skills. And of course that is not an easy fix we could help you with over an imageboard. If you can't even keep it together enough to talk to fatty who you're not even that interested in that's a bad sign. But you can probably bag fatty considering she probably has a crush on you or something. But yeah don't dip your pen in company ink unless you're trying to commit to it.


 No.8820587

File: 8ac2af394471aa0⋯.jpg (80.26 KB, 587x618, 587:618, 82b6228e9c0af1da382eb66342….jpg)

>>8819644

Put canoes in craniums


 No.8820590

>>8819644

Give it your number then go back to your lessons. That need money and you need to study in order to aquire money.


 No.8820613

File: 44635f482f3285c⋯.gif (261.38 KB, 640x360, 16:9, bullets.gif)

File: e8b8014f2cb3b0b⋯.gif (583.4 KB, 400x225, 16:9, really-sweating.gif)

>>8819644

>play it cool


 No.8820653

>Fuck off

And continue reading my manga


 No.8820687

s-sorry


 No.8820721

>>8820590

>you need to study in order to aquire money.

confirmed for eternally moneyless loser pleb

you can make more money in higschool pimping sluts and selling drugs than most top tier pleb jobs


 No.8823203

>>8819644

is she gonna brap on me?


 No.8823461

File: 8e7341a029f9997⋯.jpg (208.75 KB, 609x717, 203:239, me sleep.jpg)

>wake up




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