No.8826626
What if could do that, but she would be in pain or even be injured if I did so?
No.8826631
No.8826634
>>8826626
>vice grip bear hugging to make your waifu "pass" the hug test
On a technciallity basis she'd pass the test but if she's so fat it hurts her to do so it rather defeats the purpose of doing it in the first place doesn it?
No.8826641
>>8826634
FATTY FATTY BOOM BALATY
No.8826644
It's been years since I've hugged a girl outside my family, let alone one that wasn't fat.
I agree though.
No.8826650
>>8826644
cute pic. you don't need real people, anon, the only one you need is yourself. you can make anything using your brain, so nobody can disappoint you anymore.
No.8826653
A big muscular girl would be an exception for me (if she were proportioned right (like an hourglass)). Big thick waist and ass cause she does hard labor.
No.8826654
No.8826669
>>8826644
Yea, I actually got hugged by a girl fairly recently but it was a shitty date. She was cute but she never called me back. The hug was so pitiful I kinda wish she hadn't even bothered.
>>8826653
muscle girls are okay and unless they're a fucking brick shit house they should still be able to pass the hug test. In my example, I don't show the circumference touching the guy's arms it but as long as she fits comfortably in your arms and you can touch your palms to your opposite elbows you're good.
No.8826674
No.8826768
>>8826653
girls can be stronk without being to huge. Jen Tompson's a decent example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mldhcedp0Lc
>>8826669
>The hug was so pitiful I kinda wish she hadn't even bothered.
I've had those types of hugs before, not exactly something I wish to have again.
No.8826770
>>8826602
my wingspan is incredibly long and im a thin, kinda tall twink who likes amazons
so i guess itll work
No.8826773
>>8826770
i hope you get snu-snu'd to death
No.8826818
>>8826650
Unironically this.
No.8826907
No.8826918
>>8826910
If you prefer tall women with cowtits and wide hips you aren't a pedo.
Is pretending to be a pedo for special snowflake points the new hip and cool thing since making up your own gender identity?
No.8826926
>>8826924
That doesn't follow at all.
No.8826936
>>8826930
Despite what western retardation would lead you to believe wanting to fuck a 13 year old doesn't necessarily make you a pedo unless they're still prepubescent which is unheard of these days.
No.8826940
>>8826939
I call bullshit on all of that.
No.8826948
>>8826942
Going outside is something that /pol/ should be recommended to do instead of hiding in their hugbox blaming their jewish boogeyman for every molehill of a problem they make mountains out of.
No.8826968
>>8826954
If you honestly believe that jews cause every single problem and that everyone hates them thats a perfect illustration of why you're the one that needs to go outside instead of stewing in your hugbox all the time.
No.8826976
>>8826972
and you go on endlessly about jews the whole time because everyone hates them right?
No.8826979
>>8826968
>>8826976
Fuck off Mordechai
No.8827151
<being so short your arms are grasping her torso
No.8827441
>>8826968
i feel sad for being jewish and retaining my foreskin while so many gentiles get hazed as newborn babies in an antiquated practice adopted from a desert death cult.
No.8827446
>>8827423
holy shit you might be on to something.
Finally scientific evidence for why niggers love fat, white women.
No.8827449
>>8827441
>being jewish
die
No.8827475
>>8827449
i can't help what i'm born as. i believed in the righteousness of israel for my entire adolescence due to who i surrounded myself with. since then i have grown very fond of dr. william luther pierce. you are free to vent if it makes you feel better, my goy friend.
No.8827487
How did you retain your foreskin?
No.8827488
>>8827475
>i can't help what i'm born as.
so? kikes invariably destroy anything that isn't theirs.
No.8827509
>>8827487
european mother who loves nature and deadbeat jewish father.
>>8827488
maybe most jews aren't "in on it" but i understand they like to hide behind anti-semitism to avoid criticism for a lot of stupid shit they say and do. ironically there is no way for me to appeal to europeans who care about their races' futures, but i am okay with being disliked by them and i support many of their views because the kindest people i have met in life have been european despite me possessing stereotypical jewish features
No.8827513
>>8827509
>half juden
oh that makes sense
No.8827527
>>8826936
Never in the history of the west was it ok to fuck 13 year old girls vile degenerate. Papa Hitler is ashamed of you.
No.8827547
But OP, what if i like BIG women?
No.8827623
>>8827547
I'll have to diagnose you with excellent taste.
It's terminal, anon.
t. doctor
No.8827656
No.8827686
>>8827527
Yes it was, but only after you married her.
>13
It was whenever she hit puberty.
>Marrying women before they have the chance to cocklust every man they see
BAD. YOU BAD MAN.
>13 year old boy dancing half naked for money, surrounded by a circle of half naked gay men in a public place
This is fine, it's normal. He's 13 he's just expressing himself.
No.8827746
what the fuck are those arms
No.8831039
>>8827446
white trash girls are more malleable and generally better behaved than the top 30% of black girls.