my new favorite thing on the internet is going on cam sites, showing my abs, and waiting for a g*rl. they freeze like a deer, usually say something mindblowingly inane like "nic abbs" [sic], and then ask for my inst*gram account. I show them my (partially masked) face, enough so they can see my jawline and smirking eyes, mouth NO, and then disconnect. The last frame shared is always a roastie face of utter shock and confusion. Every time.
This is totally new to me. I used to think you had to be a gigachad with a 2 liter cock to make w*men freeze and get butterflies on the internet but apparently I have chad abs, so in service of all my /b/rothers I now spend some time every night giving stacies a tiny taste of rejection. Irrelevant and futile, perhaps, but it gives me lulz, telling them "no" for what's possibly the first time in their lives.
These are the keks I have come to share with you. Partake or pass by as you wish. Peace and love, niggerfaggots. We're all going to make it.