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 No.8891658

my new favorite thing on the internet is going on cam sites, showing my abs, and waiting for a g*rl. they freeze like a deer, usually say something mindblowingly inane like "nic abbs" [sic], and then ask for my inst*gram account. I show them my (partially masked) face, enough so they can see my jawline and smirking eyes, mouth NO, and then disconnect. The last frame shared is always a roastie face of utter shock and confusion. Every time.

This is totally new to me. I used to think you had to be a gigachad with a 2 liter cock to make w*men freeze and get butterflies on the internet but apparently I have chad abs, so in service of all my /b/rothers I now spend some time every night giving stacies a tiny taste of rejection. Irrelevant and futile, perhaps, but it gives me lulz, telling them "no" for what's possibly the first time in their lives.

These are the keks I have come to share with you. Partake or pass by as you wish. Peace and love, niggerfaggots. We're all going to make it.

 No.8891663

You can't obtain full power until you can rid yourself of the tactical disadvantage of not being hip to the already. See, the hep cats think the jazz cats are out theresville, but they're only out of site. If you can feel the honey flow, then you know winos are for keeps, but until you've truly lived in the shoes of andre the giant, you don't know jock itch. There is more, but you dare confront the cobwebs of containment around your fragile bubble? Tisk not, it's all shot!


 No.8891775

>>8891663

pls no botpoasting


 No.8891788

>>8891658

reject one for me, faggot


 No.8891800

>>8891663

Well said. I've been trying to say this kind of thing for years, brother! It's like people don't want to listen.


 No.8891810

>>8891658

>I show them my (partially masked) face, enough so they can see my jawline and smirking eyes, mouth NO, and then disconnect

>I show them my face, enough so they can see my jawline and smirking eyes, mouth NO

>they can see smirking eyes, jawline, but not mouth

>mouth NO

dont show them the way u write either


 No.8891816

>>8891800

Checked. Thank you. It's like they try to get all Merlin with it. Magic is not the key, but a combo. The jazzcat feel to the vibe is only a modifier, like an adjective to the feel. It's abstract, but can be held as long as you know that grinding in an rpg will teach you suffering. That is your fact of the day.


 No.8891854

13


 No.8891886

….


 No.8891933

>>8891810

Does it feel good to be illiterate?


 No.8892004

8


 No.8892048

Just show your dick to girls on omegle you weirdo.


 No.8892133

This board needs metamucil. FART N' TART BITCH!

Some dude cut off some ethot's head. That's some straight up motherfucking shit.

Funny though.

Tee hee with the demon grin! :-D




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