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RIP Grump Cat

Classic Meme "Grump Cat" has just died!

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Fucking reddit shit to be honest.


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Night-night best grump.


>hey guys mongler here at the lincoln memorial - you boys ready?! >HNNNNNGH

>alright thanks all, make sure to like and subscribe and remember to guard your cocks before they get mangled!




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Grump cat is in a better place, meme heaven.

I hope we all go there including your lab-boi.

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What happened to Jim?!

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By the way the site has been running lately, he's pissing directly onto the servers.


Don' listen to them, Jim! We love you - no homo.


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Let's be honest here.

Free speech needs to be restricted after 8ch's domain inevitably crashes and Google buys it off.

It's useful in letting us speak our mind but we can't allow it to be used against us either.

In order to form a more profitable and advertiser friendly site, we need to censor users.

We can't do that with any kind of anonymity. Especially with speech.

>inb4 shill

I'm not, I'm serious. We need to discuss this seriously.

It needs to go

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Only porn gets attention there.



every single one of your proposed so-called improvements would make this site worse. You don't have to come here fag just go back to facebook.



That's actually a good idea, I'll do that later on and see if /b/ullshit and the /pol/tards throw a shit fit.


Should have checked the catalog fiendo.





Complete freedom is impossible. My freedom to kill you conflicts with your freedom to live. Your freedom to silence me conflicts with my freedom to speak.

In an ideal world, 8chan would have an infinite capacity and no threads would ever die, meaning it would be impossible to slide a board out of existence. Also, it would be easy to find threads that interest you (like with a filter in addition to the catalog search). But that's not the way it is. The boards can only hold so many threads at once. In this sense, freedom of expression on any given board has a hard limit and as far as the top-level of threads go, speech is a zero-sum game.

You claim to care about freedom of speech, but you're actively hogging a huge portion of the space here by shitposting. Since we can't have absolute free speech, we have to settle for something else. The second best thing we can do is asymptotically increase the amount of free speech toward the limit. Within the existing restrictions, a mathematically ideal board would be filled with threads that accrue posts and viewers equally, until they hit the post limit, and only then would new threads would appear. That's not ideal for a thriving community; I'm just providing it as a point of contrast to what has been happening. Instead of approaching that, we're almost at the opposite extreme right now. We can't have complete freedom, so if you care about it you should try for the next best thing: more than we currently have.

Aha! That's exactly what you're after is it not? You're trying to make a statement. You're sacrificing some freedom now for more freedom later. But here's the problem with that. According to your own valuation of freedom, your actions only become justified if your opponents cave in to you, otherwise all you accomplished was to restrict freedom of speech. Your victory is not guaranteed. In fact it's so unlikely that you might as well write off the possibility entirely. Probabilistically the expected result here is no change in moderation, while you have wasted however much time people could have used to discuss the board topic. What you are doing is at complete odds with your statePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Post em anons.

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Don't acknowledge him. It's how the sad little man derives his sense of satisfaction.



Life is truly suffering.



Any videos of these?



<i'm gay

t. you

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lick lick lick lick

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Nice job, anon. Thanks!

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I just farted so hard it stung


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>I just farted so hard it stung

That's my kind of fart, OP… a ring-stinger


Farting is godly work.

It is resurrecting the ghosts of our food.


But have you ever farted so hard it would make your sack flutter?



Oh yes yes… I live for these moments, anon.

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There's not one good thread on all of 8chan

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literally nothing wrong with finding young girls attractive



>off by one


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How many years in prison do I get if I kiss her tummy like pic related?



Sure there is. We just don't know where it is yet.


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Let's keep it positive, asshats!

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I think i'm finally beginning to understand why eastern europeans, middle easterners, asians, south americans, and africans hate the west so much.

Think about it. Westerners are so fucking cucked, beyond belief. Many are quite literally cucked. The only people you see imagining the world as a liberal cuck paradise are westerners. Everyone else wants a happy world where people are free to indulge in whatever the fuck they want, but westerners want the world to become a slave morality-ruined place. Many westerners want a diversified europe, a diversified america, all while they get to enjoy it. As if anyone will willingly live with these cucked westerners, of course. Invite people to your country, for what purpose? So that you can exploit them? So you can gentrify their neighborhoods? Force them to pay you rent? What do they have to gain from modern-day slavery?

And this is not mentioning the fact that many westerners feel self-righteous about these beliefs, too. If you invite people to your country and enslave them, it's cool, because that's what diversity is all about. Why? Who is mentally retarded enough to think this is a good thing? And if anyone has a problem with living in the west, it's their fault. Westerners have succumbed entirely to hyper-individualist slave morality. If you want to be happy, work harder. Become rich, famous, get enough money to go on vacation to some resort in a third world country where they blur the windows so you don't see the slums outside of your hotel room. Why? Can't a person be happy just existing? Helping people because they want to, not because they have to?

What about women's rights? Women have plenty of rights, in the west. They have the right to work 12 hours a day, just the same as a man, they have the right to work all year without maternity leave, just like a man, they have the right to never have children, just like most western men, because children are inefficient and expensive. Why? Who thought this was a good idea? But giving women the same rights as men (i.e. no rights whatsoever) is progressive and women's liberation is great. I met a woman who was about as progressive as they get. A commercial came on television and they were basically saying something along the lines of "you're a woman? you have the right to spend your money on frivolous things, just like men! go buy shit!". I pointed this outPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>purposely ignoring post-WW2 subversion



Who said anything about Europeans? This is a thread about the west, not the people living in the west.



Ken M. tier shitpost. Nice.


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>Fuck it. I rather live in Dubai.

Oh no, anon, it was such an epic post until you mentioned this.

Bruh, trust me, as someone who worked there for a long time, the Emirates are even worse in regards to everything you mentioned. People work like slaves there and are forced to give their passports to their employers so that you can't easily quit or even travel back to your own country. You will spend all your cash on rent, transport, food, and shitty desert entertainment because there's nothing to do there. Those beautiful skycrapers? You're never gonna live in them, most people are packed like sardines into rooms of 20 people (niggers/Indians/Pakis/Philipinos) because that's the cheapest option for some inexperienced foreigner with nothing but a college degree. It's hot as hell outside, so you're going to black out the windows with newspapers and tape to keep the awful sunlight from coming in, at least you won't see the slum in Sharjah or Ajman, because you're not one of the cool rich kids who can afford to live in Dubai. Also, the local Arabs reject their own women to fuck western gold digging thots who migrated there, you're not gonna get any of that white pussy though because you're too busy working to pay the bills, and it's expensive as fuck to spend money on clubs, alcohol and entertainment in that desert shithole.


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This. Fuck Dubai. Anybody that willingly wants to go to that shithole is retarded. I mean fuck their cops have fucking hoverbikes and they go do weird faggot shit with little boys in the desert for fun.

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Got a beef with the family but you can't air it because you know no one will care? Vent about it here.

Me first. My younger brother is not just an SJW, he's actually a walking, talking NPC meme. If you try to reason with him, you get a liberal version of that section from Mein Kampf where Hitler was driven bananas by the rabbi who refused to argue from logic and instead pretended he hadn't lost the argument. My brother is in his 40s, like I am, but he seems to have based all of his beliefs and opinions on whatever John Oliver believes at any given time. He doesn't even attempt logic, he just LITERALLY screams down anything he doesn't want to hear for fear that it might make sense.


>Talking about flat-earthers [I'm not a flat-earther, but I find some of their beliefs fascinating, if odd, from an outsider's perspective]

>Say that I'm willing to look at any evidence they provide, but I've never seen anything that convinced me

>L'il Bro laughs "Because there IS NO evidence."

>"No, but what if you saw something that DID prove it to you?"


>"I know it's not real, but, hypothetically, are you saying that you would deny any real proof they might show you?"


This, by the way, is the same dumbfuck who expects me to believe trans-men are really, biologically men or trans-women are really, biologically women. WITHOUT EVIDENCE.

I love my brother but, more and more, I'm finding his company stressful and distasteful. We can't talk about anything that doesn't eventually trigger him into a full on screaming fit. It's bad enough to see a college kid doing it, but a guy who's starting to get gray in his hair should be able to talk in hypotheticals without exploding.

I see a day in the not so distant future where we're just going to call each other on the holidays for five minutes and talk about the weather. That makes me sad, especially because he'll think we don't talk because I'm an "alt-right nazi russian bot" or whatever.

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>Surely you have a relation




I'm sorry to hear that.



But that's literally not what happened


Homosexuals are degenerates. Have sex with children the opposite sex.


jesus fucking christ the horror stories that can be read here, how depressing is to gaze through the window of how wrong things can get

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Poo Poo the Pony thread.

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Can someone please give me a high quality image of feces to base my hyper realistic poo poo the pony on?


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>not using the transparent versions



Rule 34 of Poo Poo the Pony when?


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early 2010s lolis were so much better and easier to get

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tfw you will never know how good it feels….







wait, that's it?



>get arrested because you're lazy and you don't have money

<the world is shit I'm blaming everyone else!

If they came to "his" door and he's homeless, that wasn't his door. Trespassing is a crime, unless you'd be fine with some random crackhead breaking into your house and claiming your living room for The Sovereign Kingdom of Methlandia.

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a ballad for roasties

lyrics by anon

music by anon

https://pastebin.com/pefPUWBx (Include lyrics and chords so you can sing this song to your favorite roastie!)

>remember to only marry a virgin with an innie and you'll be set.

Do not believe the roastie's lies

When she comes around to proselytize;

She'll screech and protest all day long,

Denying she's taken miles of schlong.

"Genetics!" she will cry in fear,

Praying there is a white knight near;

But no help comes, there's no salvation

From the omega uprising sweeping the nation!

The plainness of the roastie's lies;

We'll stick with innies, and nevermore

We'll lie with an Arby's sandwich whore.



Based greekanon

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hey guys hehehehe let's make some funny memes with this convenient exploitable image

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It would be very helpful if you upped an actually transparent .png of the template. If you have a larger size, I could clean it a bit.


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Nice, thanks, I actually don't even have to do anything to this one, it's much better.


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Minor adjustments to try & blend it in better.

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is it less gay if i would only fuck guys who are very androgynous? i'm not attracted to regular dudes, that's fucking disgusting. i'm not even attracted to twinks, they're too masculine looking. they have to be full trap.

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I don't care that you broke your elbow





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roastie pls


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It's better to have no sex at all than to fuck a gay frog anon

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last one is gone edition

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Requesting swimsuit wedgie on mushroom girlie



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Oh; draw Wadina speaking russian then because sportschan reroutes to a vodka site now.


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