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File: df584e87f16249b⋯.jpg (172.88 KB, 569x802, 569:802, 04238574254.jpg)

 No.119699[Reply]

LAIN?

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 No.120529

She’s a big girl.


 No.120536

>>120529

for me?


 No.120539

>>119699

why does she in the WIRED


 No.120544

File: 9feb99d3c6537fa⋯.png (351.78 KB, 1271x863, 1271:863, 214C8419-88A2-4244-A3AF-4F….png)

>>120536

No for him


 No.120565




File: 27ca7064b2acf43⋯.jpg (40.99 KB, 720x632, 90:79, _20190520_005901.JPG)

 No.118677[Reply]

Xrares.com no longer has rape videos.

What am I supposed to jerk off to now? :(

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 No.120098

>>119192

Asking some retard on /b/ isn't how you find a good answer


 No.120102

>>118787

make a thread on chaos


 No.120130

>>120092

>it's mostly footage of the guys asshole and balls

Ugh, I fucking HATE that. All I really want to see is her face and tits but nearly every porn wants to linger on the guy's cock going in & I can't even fap to it. Why I mostly stick to girls schlicking, or recently Sybian vids where she's tied up & helpless.


 No.120219

>>120130

Details and where to look? I know neither words but sounds like my thing


 No.120552

>>119728

yup, it was a lot of third world crap, but there was some occasional white chicks getting raped




File: babd772b431fadd⋯.jpg (121.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, imouto-paradise-2-mangagam….jpg)

 No.119791[Reply]

Women do not posess human intelligence and are therefore incapable of providing consent. This makes all sex rape.

This also means that no sex is rape

Therefore, it is already legal to have sex with lolis

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 No.119867

>>119857

we as a species develop culture to make our biological imperatives easier to accomplish. Recently we decided its a good idea to ignore nature and now suddenly whites arre going extinct. Figure it out, dont fuck a mans asshole, fuck a female loli


 No.119868

>>119857

You realize that resisting biological imperatives would have likely resulted in the human species becoming extinct don't you?

The reality is that many biological imperatives are strong precisely because they at one point served a particular purpose.

I'm not trying to advocate in favor of anything specifically, but human beings are innately flawed and your argument is very poor, especially considering there are many other arguments that against yours alone are far more convincing.


 No.120487

>women…

that still means males can give consent though


 No.120532

>>119848

1.) there is nowhere in the Bible that says Mary's age

2.) there was no sex involved in Jesus' birth (that's why it is called the Virgin birth) unless you are a Mormon in which case God is in an eternal orgy with his harem 24/7 in heaven and temporarily checked out to have sex with Mary, but if you actually believe that you are retarded

you can marry them young but I say wait until they're at least 14 for sex, if kids married young it would probably solve a lot of societal problems, nowadays kids still get those sexual urges from puberty but have no legitimate way to express them, if kids marrying each other around that age was acceptable it would stop being a problem


 No.120545

>>120532

Kids marrying each other is no better than the present problem. The solution you ascribe to the potential of marrying youn is precisely because of the differential in age, not because of the contract.

Kids don’t understand contracts, the reason why marrying young works is because a young person can understand the precedence that age and experience has in a relationship.

You undermine the precedent set by marrying young by setting kids up with clearly temporary sham marriages which are doomed to fail. This is precisely the issue we have in society among adults for generally the same reason.




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 No.114632[Reply]

>tfw gay

>tfw national socialist

Gas me daddy! Put us in your camps and let us fuck eachother~

Just let me wear girls' clothes and have a razor to shave with okay?

>ywn be in a gay relationship with the aryan camp guard and eat his cummies for extra protein while you starve

>ywn suck dick for extra water rations

>ywn get inseminated while the camp guard calls you a filthy faggot

>ywn lovingly embrace your gay lover while you die in the shower together

Why live?

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 No.119707

File: 82a83b7c97cb0b3⋯.jpg (121.35 KB, 700x685, 140:137, 1508607344834.jpg)

>>118405

That actually makes a lot of sense, I'd imagine their low body mass means they'd also need less calories too but that probably means they won't be able to carry as heavy weapons and gear though but that seems fair.

>>118701

Oh, is that in the OVA because I'm currently looking for seeders as I haven't watched that yet or is it exclusively a Manga thing?

Anyway thanks for the info anon, so why did a super secret nazi organization spend time, money, and resources on genetically engineering cat woman anyway? Is is that just explained as something Josef Mengele did did for the lolz? Wait second…. Would that make Schrodinger part Jewish? I mean I think the Nazi's rarely tolerated some sephardic jews or whatever the specifics to that was.

Weird

>>118569

Neat, is there moar like this? For research purposes of course.


 No.119985

File: 20ff71e58b12203⋯.png (653.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, serveimage (4).png)

>>119707

The guy who made the manga started his work in hentai. Many, if not all, of the characters in the series had their origins in these works. It is confirmed that some of the hentai is canon, i.e. the Major's back story. One of the Hentai stories had the Doctor, another character in the series, make a cat lady for hitler. IDK why, i don't know moonrunes. He ended up raping her and she gave birth to Schrödinger. So Hitler is his grandpa.

I read the Manga and watched the OVA, they are both really good. After watching the show, there is also a prequel manga/anime to the series, that sadly never got finished.

There is also the original anime which is good in its own way, the ost kicks ass.


 No.120012

Thank God for AIDS.


 No.120392

File: 7077872e1fbaf43⋯.webm (4.1 MB, 960x540, 16:9, your demise, schroedinger.webm)

>>114632

>implying he's gay


 No.120449

File: 0c2bcc0aba8994d⋯.jpg (225.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __schrodinger_hellsing_dra….jpg)

File: 2ffd61179d30f4e⋯.png (171.15 KB, 540x459, 20:17, Schrodinger massage.png)

>>119985

>There is also the original anime which is good in its own way, the ost kicks ass.

It was alright and did indeed have some sweet tunes but Ultimate is such an edgy ride that I enjoyed that a lot more.

>So Hitler is his grandpa.

Are there other nekos in this universe then?

>The guy who made the manga started his work in hentai.

Neat, I'll look those up later on even if I can only fine them in Nipponese.

>>120012

Ehh I'm 50% fag but I like the existence of aids too since it kills commieforians, dumb backward tribabals, and coons on a regular basis. Top that off with MS-13 beheading them and that place could be significantly depopulated, then maybe the natural lake waters could be restored. I'll miss the affordable almonds though, stuff is tasty.

>>120392

Spin off animated hentai series were the nazi catboi girl fucks Police girl when?

>>114632

A cuckchanner just made this edit.




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 No.119324[Reply]

>8chan is used by college kids and middle age people

oh fuck this site really is zoomer vs boomer country

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 No.119621

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>>119390

He's a good singer too.


 No.119635

Boomers are in their early sixties at least, that's not middle aged.


 No.119643

>>119635

I used to assert this too, but I dont fucking care anymore


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 No.121005

sdcsdc




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 No.119950[Reply]

Please do not disturb the sleeping fairy.

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 No.119970

>>119950

*Unzips dick*


 No.120037

File: 1bb72a77cf75a22⋯.mp4 (2.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Strongest.mp4)

>>119950

PERFECT FREEZU


 No.120394

File: 798a86d0264e323⋯.webm (824.35 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ri-goddamn-diculous.webm)


 No.120401

File: 929f7e59af6b090⋯.webm (1.29 MB, 1920x816, 40:17, HOW_ABOUT_NO.webm)

>>119959

>shit quality vid


 No.120413

>>120037

man that really caught me off guard, good webum




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 No.115892[Reply]

What are you listening

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 No.120171

File: 7c35e81d59b90f4⋯.webm (13.2 MB, 854x480, 427:240, O-Ku-Ri-Mo-No Sunday!.webm)

>>120099

You can't lose with idols!


 No.120273

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 No.120321

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 No.120363

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 No.120399

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listenin to some good ol incest warfare




File: 8597700d6c43ff9⋯.jpg (144.82 KB, 1224x1170, 68:65, crap.jpg)

 No.120278[Reply]

If you read this you are gay.

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 No.120292

I've been sucking dick for a foreign car


 No.120294

File: 3f51d339e30e5dd⋯.jpg (35.82 KB, 680x677, 680:677, bb6.jpg)


 No.120299

No I'm not!!!


 No.120328

File: e4998b67c33c829⋯.jpg (57.02 KB, 560x755, 112:151, gee billy.jpg)

>>120299

how comme ye mom allots ye 3x gay


 No.120358

Thanks OP, your post gave me herpes.




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 No.118785[Reply]

Post times you did cringeworthy shite you'll always cringe at the memory of so we can all cringe at it too & call you a niggerfaggot normalfag.

>back in pre-awakened beta orbiter phase over a decade ago

>roastie cunt I had severe oneitis for living with me

>not in actual relationship with her

>partying with neighborhood randos I didn't really know, all her friends

>one of them is some 17 year old chaddish fag & his 12 year old sister

>we all watch a porn that was hilarious (some chick getting fucked by a bunch of guys & making kekworthy gagging sounds while trying to deepthroat one)

>12 year old turns bright red & keeps trying to not look at it while clearly side glancing it, obviously never seen a porn before

>they both start to hang around more & more

>brother & "my" girl keep taking walks, leaving me alone with the 12 year old

>in hindsight she's clearly flirting with me but I was totally oblivious

>25 at the time so not even trying to entertain any such thoughts

>one day, with the sister in the room, brother blatantly tries to "trade" me "my" roastie cunt for his nubile virgin sister

>she turns bright red & punches him, but doesn't refuse this deal

>I'm already getting kind of sick of the roastie's shit & know it'll never work out with her

>I say "well it's up to anonette really", meaning the 12 year old

>I let it hang there, nobody says anything, I let it drop & never pursue it any further

I will go to my grave kicking myself in the ass for that one. What about you fags?

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 No.119872

File: 93311e26e9fc1be⋯.jpg (142.2 KB, 970x545, 194:109, 112114_IndianaJones_TohtCa….jpg)

>be in group of 3 spergs

>have to do group essay about how ambition is a negative quality

>have to use frankenstein, the caesar play, and outside sources as examples

>decide to use https://youtu.be/QPYuLCKOquE as the outside source, specifically when frieza gets sliced in half

>spyfromtf2whathaveyoudone.wav

>presentation time comes, it goes well

>until one of us 3 has to leave for band or some shit

>also happens to be the time we talk about DBZ in the essay

>any coherence instantly shatters into sperg gibberish from lack of essential group member

>literally what it sounded like: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgboDb9ucE&t=151s

>finally manage to scrape through rest of essay

>only that one hardcore DBZ guy would've enjoyed it and he left too because of band

>mfw


 No.119922

>>119872

Props for remembering fucking 2010 well enough to reference it. All I remember of it was how much they butchered it to add in the "Russia bad" subtext.


 No.119966

File: 78b4b35257ae788⋯.jpg (33.75 KB, 680x432, 85:54, bec.jpg)

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 No.120175

>>120013

One of the apartment complexes I lived in as a kid had one black family living there (far as I knew, never saw any others). Had a daughter around my own age. Never saw any other black kids. She used to flirt with me but I never paid her much attention. I regret not tapping that, especially after getting to know actual niggers; she wasn't like them.


 No.120350

>>120175

yeah she was




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 No.120240[Reply]

Had a serious gamer moment with my Bros today

>Be me

>Sweaty 4 stack of golds compiled of my best gamer friends

>match is 0-2 and I'm getting frustrated

>Make a vital push with low time

>Suddenly the random and my friend start screaming about the economy

>random hates Trump, my friend made a joke saying he's a real american

>He says he hates Americans and Trump is destroying the world

>Next round we all corner him and down him

>Twitch drone comes to finish him off

>We all call him a nigger and and lose 2 minutes after

Epic

 No.120252

File: 77bc9eab0ce56dc⋯.jpg (187.88 KB, 1487x1443, 1487:1443, 77bc9eab0ce56dc146bc0d4ccf….jpg)

>still playing siege when u get permabanned for even swearing in the chat

go back to your contaiment board cuckchanner


 No.120258

File: 66c15fd44361a80⋯.jpg (215.82 KB, 923x866, 923:866, Check this out onii-chan.jpg)

also >Gamer

pathetic, really is reddit worthy.


 No.120270

>>120252

I very much agree that the censorship is fucking retarded and I completely despise it, but the game is truly something special. With censored chat at least there's less bullshit when you're playing seriously




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 No.117127[Reply]

>When you fap too much

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 No.119973

File: 878de6c242f96c8⋯.gif (34.56 KB, 448x272, 28:17, klim05.gif)


 No.119984

File: abcfff9d949083f⋯.png (184.81 KB, 450x390, 15:13, firekekker.png)

Cool, my hand grows photoshopped slime molds?


 No.119988

>>119984

actually, its wax, its not photoshopped. retard


 No.120018

>when you fap with bees in your hands for so long that they begin to build a nest


 No.120217

File: a0610d09ef2e87f⋯.webm (5.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bees fuck bees.webm)




File: 5b1365aa4e0105d⋯.jpg (43.16 KB, 625x350, 25:14, wide-late-night-delite.jpg)

 No.118458[Reply]

My favorite musical artists are Moon Man and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, it appears I have a very diverse taste in music.

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 No.119978

File: f4643ad14a371ee⋯.mp4 (15.24 MB, 326x324, 163:162, My suggestion _9ac8af51fe3….mp4)


 No.120014

>>119978

The ones with the nujabes tracks are the best.


 No.120082

File: cd38f6a200e0c0e⋯.webm (11.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, pumpkin hill moon man.webm)


 No.120093

File: a4dd68d83e4340b⋯.mp4 (2.35 MB, 360x360, 1:1, wp.mp4)

File: bb4fa1f9785e84c⋯.mp4 (3.74 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jq.mp4)

File: 6d21954e9d76077⋯.mp4 (2.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, blm.mp4)


 No.120121

>>118458

>text to speech over hip hop music

I remember some guy on /pol/ shilled his synthwave music with redpilled song names and it was bretty gud. I lost the bandcamp though. Does anybody know what I'm talking about?




File: 28fabce0cf46006⋯.png (57.15 KB, 923x405, 923:405, cuckb.png)

 No.119821[Reply]

i'll just leave this here

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 No.119904

>>119896

especially if he has a VPN connection


 No.119907

>>119896

good point, probably a ponyfucker. best be on guard anons.


 No.119951

>>119821

You guys want to raid /intl/?


 No.120118

File: a733a96abde3091⋯.png (15.28 KB, 745x215, 149:43, asdf.png)

/tv/ is a satanic board


 No.120596

>>120118

dup btfo




File: 741f132d429e56f⋯.png (781.7 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, felix.png)

 No.120021[Reply]

I have a bleeding sore in the back of my throat and no matter how much semen I gargle it wont heal, it just gets worse. What do you all do when this happens?

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 No.120054

>>120049

You don't see his penis and they only mention him being male like once.


 No.120056

>>120054

thye mention him being male every time he gets screentime because he grosses the mc out


 No.120059

>>120045

>>120035

>>120021

You know what, I used to become frustrated at anons that posted this anime tranny faggot. But then I realized just how sad anons have to be that not only have they become gay, but anons have become gay for anime 2D fictional characters. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


 No.120064

>>120056

Subaru wanted that boipucci


 No.120071

File: c973b6a1c9b21c8⋯.gif (178.98 KB, 320x180, 16:9, RF1NTK.gif)

>>120064

tee hee

Its okay if you get sick, I know recovery magic!




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 No.116919[Reply]

>tfw you start jamming to an epic eurobeat mix, only to realize you need to go to bed in 15 minutes.

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 No.117159

File: fc6b59e1fb0a596⋯.jpg (143.76 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 006p023.jpg)

File: fe2985066327492⋯.png (9.43 KB, 255x166, 255:166, whipa.png)

File: 04d5959b778f07c⋯.jpg (82.53 KB, 283x424, 283:424, whipb.jpg)

>>117145

>Beat me


 No.117252

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Here's some epic eurobeats. Video is blocked in France though, kek.


 No.119935

Figured this thread would have 404'd by now.


 No.119940

>>119935

i am your worst nightmare


 No.120027

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If I ever get a driver's license I'm just gonna put this on full blast and when the eurobeat really kicks I'm gonna get into a fatal accident, probably flip the car ten times and into a tree.




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