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File: 76ef940b5d634cf⋯.png (2.86 MB, 2320x2320, 1:1, 76ef940b5d634cf8911fe481c6….png)

 No.116072[Reply]

I dream about humping a anime girl in my bed,why did i have to wake up?I have a huge boner now and i was probably humping my bed in sleep.Why is the brain doing this to me?This is torture.

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 No.116348


 No.116351

>>116333

yes it is


 No.116356

File: 8422faeacbb2ec0⋯.png (384.15 KB, 842x678, 421:339, 8422faeacbb2ec044d735bbd20….png)

>>116316

That's terrible…

So did anything ever happen?


 No.116359

>>116346

No but i got them pregnant. I think the adam greatly sped up the development of the babies because their wombs had swollen at an astonishing speed right after i came inside them.


 No.119980

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 No.115327[Reply]

Why is life so unfair, /b/ros?

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 No.119808

File: d3e69b51356083c⋯.gif (3.72 MB, 581x327, 581:327, whyyoudothat.gif)

>>115345

this.

>Is it fair when humans lock other species in jails for their amusement?

>Is it fair when the lion track the weakest on a herd?

>Is it fair when a group of chimps attacks another and eats their babies?

>Is it fair if you were born with a roof, 4 walls and a bed and meanwhile some people don't?

>Is it fair when you have 3 meals a day and some people only eats once per 2 days?

Why it would need to be fair to you and only you oh special snowflake? Because you have a childish mind and can't get a gurl :( ?


 No.119817

>>119808

>Is it fair when you have 3 meals a day and some people only eats once per 2 days?

Not op but I eat 1 meal a day even though I make far more than enough money to buy all the food I could want.


 No.119829

>>119817

Ya, pretty sure that people starving on warfronts are thinking about their shape buddy, good post.


 No.119876

>>119829

I sit at my computer chair all day in my free time, I just don't eat often because it's time consuming and I'm lazy.


 No.119979

>>119808

Exactly. There's no universal concept of "fairness" to begin with so it's a silly demand to make of the universe, even if there was such a concept.




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 No.111671[Reply]

Let's celebrate Eurovision!

Eurovision Music Thread

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 No.116269

File: 00559fbf0a30193⋯.png (86.11 KB, 880x667, 880:667, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f05f9ebb71b7bbf⋯.png (86.69 KB, 880x667, 880:667, ClipboardImage.png)

lol @ difference between popular votes and (((juries)))


 No.116273

>>116269

to be fair, you have to have a very high iq to have an opinion of art


 No.116288

>>114455

Incorrect fag. Political voting defines Eurovision. People don't care about the songs they care about their politics. And even then you don't know who's counting the phone calls and if they're accurate or made up.

Pro tip: Don't watch Eurovision, it's nothing but trannies.


 No.117228

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>>116288

> Eurovision, it's nothing but trannies


 No.119971

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 No.119737[Reply]

i eat this many rice crispies in one sitting on a daily basis

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 No.119894

File: 529164b71d9059a⋯.png (680.11 KB, 1290x988, 645:494, checkem.png)


 No.119909

>>119802

Ok, delivered, not a faggot.

>dat gap

Are you a bastard Letterman child?


 No.119928

>>119909

i am Alfred E. Neuman's cousin


 No.119941

File: 891454e5665297b⋯.gif (965.99 KB, 350x261, 350:261, 074223560524.gif)

>>119928

I like you.


 No.119952

File: 4b3c737d5b32b4d⋯.gif (994.38 KB, 257x194, 257:194, EcJ3MfG.gif)

>>119941

+1 self esteem




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 No.118829[Reply]

Hey i made a song with vocals, feel free to share yours.

Listen to (Demo) I Miss You - Song by the Dank wizard by Mistercasanova #np on #SoundCloud

https://soundcloud.com/mistercasanova/rap-i-miss-you-vo

 No.118834

>coon tunes

fucking gay white pussy


 No.118882

>>118834

Show me your non coon tunes


 No.119944

File: 0f00c03c174e9d0⋯.jpg (30.97 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 46v01.jpg)

Obligatory




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 No.118936[Reply]

Democratic newcomer Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed a controversial new plan Sunday to govern everything from dating sites to sperm banks, and what reproductive choices women will be allowed to make.

"Women who choose to utilize sperm banks to achieve pregnancy frequency use racial criteria above all others… This must change." Ocasio-Cortez went on to explain that women should only be allowed to choose samples at "random" and that being able to select the race of the father of children, "Makes it very likely that minority fathers will not be selected, which drives down our numbers in the Census."

When it comes to dating, Ocasio-Cortez suggested that sites such as PlentyofFish, OkCupid, and apps such as Tinder should use a system similar to Google's "optimized" search results in order to force users to take a look at more minority matches. "Studies show that children that are the byproduct of interracial marriages are far less likely to exhibit racist tendencies as adults." AOC told a group of college students.

Republican counterpart Tom Cotton (Ark.) upon hearing the plan, quipped that perhaps the junior Congresswoman would like men and women to be strapped down and and forced to have sex with random strangers in order to achieve the ends of stopping racism, saying, "I thought feminists were against rape."

Sunday's comments from the former bartender turned representative have led to renewed calls for her resignation.

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 No.119546

File: e4e474c390caab9⋯.jpeg (78.96 KB, 750x823, 750:823, D550CA9F-B626-4570-A824-0….jpeg)

You made this trash thread already before it got deleted

Can we count this as flooding and report it?


 No.119735

AOC's name is very appropriate because she's exactly the kind of horse-faced roastie who lobbied to raise the age of consent out of jealousy of teenage qts.


 No.119751

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>>119735

reminder: the point of this thread is that OP lied and /pol/lacks believed him without checking facts at all.


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 No.114216[Reply]

Who the fuck owns all the web domain names? Obviously its not godaddy since they too have to renew their domain. When I buy a domain, who the fuck is getting my money?

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 No.115525

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>>114216

Dunno but if you want to get away with anything legal but deemed to edgy for faggots in Silicon Valley host you're sights in Nigeria unironically. Which is pretty sad and fucked up since this is supposedly the 'land of the free'. Oh well maybe one day their monopoly of power will crumble.


 No.117413

>>115525

This one is still available: lolisemengarglers.com


 No.117430

>>114220

>>114234

All signs point to Judaism tbh.


 No.117448

File: e2c7ba8e34089c5⋯.png (243.68 KB, 596x644, 149:161, Daily Lain #893 Lain With ….png)

>>114216

>le buying domain meme


 No.119824

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 No.119000[Reply]

So finally it's over guys……

I am back from trip 3 days of YEC (Young Enterpreneur chamber of commerce) camp. do you want to know anything ?

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 No.119428

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File: 950bf3ec2d7a2ff⋯.jpg (91.63 KB, 592x790, 296:395, IMG_20190518_074427.jpg)

>>119395

Why you guys don't make thread about your trip travel ? it's fun


 No.119440

>>119395

I barely get out of the house


 No.119454

>>119384

>I try ask my friend " China and jew who are better at buniess" but they are like " Lol I don't know"

The Chinese are Jews


 No.119469

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>>119454

Nah

Another things I learn is woman are annoying . they always like gossip and talk too much in everything everytime . and they like HipHop music :/


 No.119801

>>119469

Yes, women are shit. Finally figured that one out? Be glad you're a dirty faggot.




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 No.115762[Reply]

Gun control is needed, prove me wrong.

protip

you can’t

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 No.119757

>>119683

who will protect you when you sleep?

>>119734

the threat of retaliation from the state by police keeps crime down


 No.119768

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 No.119779

fuck off /pol/


 No.119788

File: 6735f8ec9beefe2⋯.jpg (495.02 KB, 1920x1226, 960:613, warhammer.jpg)

I took this thread so seriously until I saw the dude complaining that nobody watched the video. Then I watched the video.

The gun debate is stupid. When people in the USA are anti-gun it just means they want the government to have all the guns. Bootlicking little faggots that want authoritarians to rule over them (as long as the gibs keep coming) These people are usually in that far-left fringe of extreme authoritarians who want to turn the USA into the EU. Well I'm sorry but we here in the USA are mostly not a bunch of cucked faggots. We like guns. We like to have guns. We like to shoot guns. And when someone tries to rape or steal or kill, we like to use our guns to solve those problems. Problems have solutions.


 No.119800

File: d36a2915d4da20e⋯.png (459.87 KB, 750x1020, 25:34, no step girl.png)

>>119757

> who will protect you when you sleep?

>1. big doggo, even if it's a big pussy it will stick bark at intruders and wake you or it will just bark at stupid shit and wake you anyway

>2. active wall mount turrets that fire medium caliber hollow point rounds at anyone not wearing a home clearance security bracelet of friendship

>3. pay mercenaries with a good online reviews to guard you if your so worried about being killed in your sleep

>4. don't stick your dick in crazy and your chances of being murdered in your sleep will drop drastically

>5. set up tons of different traps whether they be lethal, sound traps, or simply immobilize them but be careful not to activate them yourself of course

>6. be a nomad and live entirely off nature and no one will care about stealing shit and rape you




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 No.119740[Reply]

Pajeets are basically just whites with a different skin color

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 No.119771

>>119740

Name 5 substantial pajeet inventions.


 No.119773

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 No.119783

>>119771

tikka massala

sitar

weird drawings of elephants

sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band

memes

Pakistanis BTFO


 No.119786

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>>119783

That's a pretty good roster, actually. Thanks, Indians!

Also, thanks for inspiring this work of art:


 No.119796

>>119771

they bypassed the need for plumbing entirely with designated shitting streets




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 No.118410[Reply]

=LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH=

=EVERY TIME I SEE IT IT MAKES ME LAUGH=

(USER WAS BANNED FOR FAILING THE REDTEXT TEST)
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 No.118552

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 No.118562

>>118552

you daft chain-puller, will your appetite for bamboozlement never be sated?


 No.119656

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 No.119664

File: 47274bffff821e8⋯.jpg (10.6 KB, 94x120, 47:60, trolslslslsl.jpg)


 No.119704

this nigga flying




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 No.117317[Reply]

>be me

>fourth grade

>pe class

>be outside

>teacher won't stop fucking talking

>really need to piss

>raise my hand

>teacher looks me straight in the eye, ignores me

>oh shit

>get into the girliest "full bladder pose" physically possible because i need to piss so bad

>can't hold it anymore

>piss myself in front of everyone

>teacher asks me like i'm an idiot, "why didn't you just say so?"

>mfw this happened decades ago and i'm still ashamed

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 No.117414

>>117375

>>117368

>>117377

Please kill yourself, faggots. Please.


 No.117425

>>117414

Both polite and rude at the same time. I like it.


 No.119668

Is that Maddy?


 No.119670

Mr Simonis was mostly pretty cool but yeah i remember that


 No.119672

>>117317

Same thing happened to me only I had to shit and ended up shitting myself on the stairway towards the bathroom. Fourth grade, also.




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 No.116483[Reply]

Take the pridepill.

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 No.118740

File: 6633080ab818a00⋯.jpg (329.9 KB, 800x680, 20:17, 6633080ab818a00a65afafacc0….jpg)

>>116483

take the depressionpill. WAIT NO


 No.118743

have you taken the brown pill? it's a tough pill to swallow.


 No.119644

Opana Oxy 80mg?


 No.119649


 No.119655

>>116500

Is that a Jewess?




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 No.115948[Reply]

Am I gay if I like shoving phallic objects up my ass? Unlike with traps, there are no other guys involved.

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 No.118584

>>116312

Like semen from your trap bf.


 No.118605

>>118584

*trap gf


 No.119601

File: 3c0440ad559e07f⋯.jpg (64.46 KB, 640x676, 160:169, DdOtN7hUQAAunfC.jpg)

>>115948

you have an ass you need filled, and i have a dick. are you thinking what i'm thinking? i'll even kiss you during.


 No.119610

Protip: If you have to ask, it's probably gay.


 No.119645

It's not gay, but it takes a submissive mindset to enjoy it. I used to indulge, but I've put it behind me and focus on more assertive solutions to my sex drive.




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 No.106706[Reply]

mod pls no ban

were the goons right?

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 No.119392

>>119346

im more confused as to how everyones still stupid enough to think that /int*/ had much of anything to do with SA or goons in general tbh

most people above a certain age at least had some passing exp w the site due to it being the main place for shitlordry pre-chan era. yet most of /intl/ are now accepted to be literal childern. so which is it?

literally noone uses SA now

anyways,

/intl/ was to /int/ as /b2/ is to /b/

simple as

ill say it again, you all are the new "goons"


 No.119394

>>119355

japan?


 No.119416

>>119392

but of course you aren't, you are above all this indignity in spite of posting here itt.


 No.119582

>>119394

pretty sure he was trying to say he's a nigger


 No.119630

>>106741

>there is no better alternative

That has never been the truth.

The truth is that thousands of 8ch anons left when Jim took over, and never came back. The site logs indicate a continuous downward spiral since day one of the Jim era, and it is continuing today.

If there truly was no better alternative, those anons would be coming back.

But they are not.

The truth is that "there is no place else to go" is a cop out…a lazy response that indicates an unwillingness to put forth even the slightest effort. A demand to be spoonfed. To be quite honest, anons like you who spout this response off belong here in this shithole. Because the anons who have left for greener pastures sure as fuck don't want you leeches polluting up the sites we have moved on to.




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