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Global rule | Dost test


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 No.116721[Reply]

god i miss the 50s

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 No.119150

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>>118757

Electric guitars were a lot more limited then in terms of effects and were more expensive. Guys like Link Wray and Johnny Burnette basically had to nigger rig their amps just to get distortion out of them.

As for synthesizers, they were still really in their experimental phase at the point. Stuff like Raymond Scott's electronic music and link related were considered avant-garde just for using them. It wasn't until decades later that the average person could get their hands on one.


 No.119233

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>>118944

That still means I'm inside you. Of course, there are other ways to enter a numale.


 No.119495

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Television during the 1950s was all about nurturing a youngster's mind, for the most part unless you count some crass cowboy shows.


 No.119583

>>117495

The Man in Black was truly one of the modern greats.


 No.119597

>>118757

>pic

<tfw the kikes had already sewn the seeds of modern rapefugee ideologies in the West even then.




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 No.118121[Reply]

Reminder that catalog view is for newfags.

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 No.118215

catalog users are alpha, page 1 refreshers are beta cucks who let others decide what to talk about


 No.118218

>>118152

Catalog view is relatively new. I don't know when it started, but I know it was after 2007 when I learned how to use 4chan, so therefore it's for newfags and I will never use it. Everything from after I first used the site is for newfags.


 No.118433

File: c7c8a105d0f2afe⋯.webm (700.92 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Why Not Both [Low, 360p].webm)


 No.119532

>tfw browsing imageboards for over a decade and am still a newfag


 No.119548

>>118121

yeah, the superior thing is to have a tab open for every single page

or just refresh the index constantly, and only see a fraction of the threads

dumbass




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 No.119379[Reply]

Are niggers the only ones who still use the term videotape when referring to cell phone recordings?

 No.119505

File: 5edb99565ecbef8⋯.jpg (19.74 KB, 320x320, 1:1, Shoutmon.jpg)

>>119379

>VHS

BetaMax are better


 No.119521

I was poor and used VHS until 2003, last one I rented was Shrek. I was 11.


 No.119525

>he doesnt know its all the same technology.


 No.119527

>>119379

AYO VIDEOTAPE THAT SHIT

WURLSTAHHHHH




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 No.116013[Reply]

Why aren't they nudists?

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 No.118358

>>118355

I think anyone that watched this shit probably was.


 No.118366

>>116013

Only Elsa should be bare


 No.118372

>>116013

because that art style doesn't lend itself to nipples and vaginas. The better question is would someone who locked herself in a room for over a decade shave her pubes or would she have a massive white blonde bush down there?


 No.118375

Why isn't Elsa a nudist you mean


 No.119472

Seeing Elsa's belly button would have been to sexy




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 No.119347[Reply]

this board became cancer so fast.

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 No.119354

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>>119351

case in point.


 No.119418

We need more pedoposting tbh


 No.119434

This whole site is a cancer as long as we allow the pedo's, loons and race-mixers to run free on it!


 No.119439

You're the cancer.


 No.119451

>>119439

You're the product of a sick society!




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 No.119238[Reply]

I want to get into conjuring tulpas and magicka, maybe some pineal gland calcification. Problem is I know shit all about any of those. Someone briefly explain each and whether it’s real or not.

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 No.119319

>>119299

Why is tulpa more dangerous than succubus?

>>119305

So in other word we lose the ability to reincarnate and stop our souls from getting kidnapped by the demon or other abnormal beings?


 No.119325

>>119318

what you want is a dictionary then


 No.119338

>>119325

A dictionary will just define the term. It won’t explain the term when it’s within different states. Please tell me if you know what the different states do, anon.


 No.119370

yo, google's browser was named after adrenochrome, the shit elites get high off from the brains of the babies they sacrifice, bro, shit's fucked. they also name those child sacrifices "Nobody". truth is out there bruh; don't sleep.


 No.119411

>>119299

Tea is even higher in fluoride than tap water ffs




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 No.118279[Reply]

Father comes in and starts making fun of me for being a virgin,brags how at age of 15 he was fucking multiple women,i think he is mad because his genes are not getting passed on.You can't just bully me like this you nigger!

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 No.118435

>>118430

That same tech means that girls have access to even more chads, and they all only go for top chads, so with more communications, they just all pool into the hands of fewer and fewer chads, leaving more and more of everyone else alone.


 No.118438

>>118430

fuckin incels and their HIV negative tests!!!!!!11!!!!1! WE MUST SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY ABANDON THEIR LIVELYHOODS TO CATER TO FAKE TITS THE STICK BUG


 No.118551

File: 01514c779eb12f6⋯.png (15.12 KB, 738x495, 82:55, 01514c779eb12f6ecfeda8d01e….png)

Tell him you'd be neck deep in pussy if he was capable of teaching you how to be a man.


 No.119253

>>118279

Tell him you fucked his wife and made him a cuck.


 No.119293

he's not even your real father.

also, we need to talk.




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 No.117450[Reply]

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog-may-19-2019/

Katyusha rocket believed to be fired in the direction of the Green Zone in Iraq, the very area from which Americans were evacuated less than a week ago. Also reports of shooters on the ground with AK-47s firing in the direction of the Embassy.

No word yet on casualties but more reports to come very soon.

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 No.118331

>>118311

>Global

No, it's going to be in Iran.

>Did they gas their own people

Not to my knowledge, but they do execute hundreds of people per day for wearing the wrong clothing, expressing the wrong opinions, or practicing the wrong religion.

>block them from importing

We have no obligation to send them food. If they can't grow their own food, they are not as great as they say they are.


 No.118338

>>118331

>if they cant grow their own food theyre not as great as they say

wew america


 No.118816

>>118124

>dreams and reality are usually far apart

>reason and legitimacy aren't necessarily the same thing


 No.118906

>>118331

>No, it's going to be in Iran.

You mean Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Syria right? Or did our troops come back and I just didn't hear about it?

>they do execute hundreds of people per day for wearing the wrong clothing, expressing the wrong opinions, or practicing the wrong religion.

Imagine actually believing this. The current regime is pretty oppressive, but they aren't anywhere near Saudi Arabia levels. Tell me glow anon, why aren't you going on about Saudi Arabia or that (((other country))) that has been murdering civilians?


 No.119151

there ain't gonna be no iran war




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 No.118854[Reply]

How is it possible that one young man is so JEWCY?

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 No.118917

File: f1a04052f5b6873⋯.webm (1.24 MB, 640x640, 1:1, d02ur6.webm)

Does anyone have the video where Mark's address is being sung by some app voice thingy??


 No.118952

i just got banned by marky mark himself. feels good.


 No.119098

>>118952

No matter how many times I get banned by Mark and his hotpockets, I never feel ill will towards him. All my resentment goes towards the userbase of /v/. The endless migrations of newfags is what ruined /v/.




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 No.118993[Reply]

26 y/o ex-NEET here. What's the best way to get away from your family? I really don't want to spend another day around them anymore. Currently saving for a cheap car, then looking into cheap not ghetto cheap housing. Capable of taking care of myself - feeding, cooking, cleaning, and clothing myself aren't an issue. Is there anything else I should be doing? Any tips or tricks? I've even considered living on public land for a while.

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 No.119028

>>118993

I graduated, got a job, and moved three states away to live by myself and I never visit them. That's one way of getting away from your family.


 No.119031

File: b5c0e56af1da5be⋯.gif (2.56 MB, 300x424, 75:106, Terry.gif)

Look to King Terry's videos for advice, the fucking legend managed to live out of a van for a couple months and drove all across the Pacific Northwest

RIP


 No.119070

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>>118993

Been fantasising about taking off and live off the land like a trapper myself, building my own simple cabin, fish and hunt, gold prospecting, etc.

>>119031

F

Good night sweet prince.


 No.119556

>>118993

don't doxx yourself, dumbass.


 No.119567




File: 1b7d1542672ae2c⋯.mp4 (184.7 KB, 400x226, 200:113, Sora no Method - Noel Roar.mp4)

 No.118511[Reply]

NGAAA

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 No.118665

*NIGGER

(((NIGGERKIKES)))

(((JEWS)))


 No.118670

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 No.118689

File: ad512dcf7c3ff0e⋯.mp4 (245.81 KB, 854x480, 427:240, (you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(….mp4)

>>118675

I want snug to smug on me


 No.118756

>>118675

Me first! Me me me


 No.118938

File: ef4cfef9b2815ba⋯.png (274.31 KB, 789x827, 789:827, girls_und_panzer_0063.png)

bump




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 No.117225[Reply]

With which fantasy race do you have most things in common?

Which fantasy race would you be if you couId choose?

I'm <6ft, bulky and like to drink and eat, so I think I'm a dwarf.

I'd rather be an elf though.

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 No.118780

>>117689

Waifu Tier:

>Elf (Tolkien)

>Dwarf

>Halfling/Hobbit

Hump and Dump Tier:

>Elf (D&D)

>Human

>Half-Elf

Paper Bag Tier:

>Gnome

Shit Tier:

>Orc/Half-Orc


 No.118833

File: 4312e0679400b9c⋯.png (126.7 KB, 1375x1022, 1375:1022, steve irwin elves.png)

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From /tg/ with love


 No.118839

File: 86834729c922f5e⋯.jpg (133.02 KB, 1332x850, 666:425, dota-2-ostarion-skeleton-k….jpg)

>>117225

A skeleton, I've always felt that I was one deep down


 No.118870

File: 52cd61f24460713⋯.jpg (13.31 KB, 255x235, 51:47, 8cd151355f5979f319e148b1f8….jpg)

>>118839

Oh you.


 No.118932

File: 758e641d0bc240a⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 1920x1500, 32:25, __original_drawn_by_emia_w….jpg)

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Why can't cute, tiny fairies be real?




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 No.110156[Reply]

JORDAN PATTERSON GET OFF THIS WEBSITE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR FAMILY.

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 No.117387

File: 0af6b3c31b30b47⋯.jpg (172.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, bdaybois.jpg)

>>110156

>>114542

yay mormons


 No.117838

>>113727

shit taste


 No.118032

>tfw the crystal in OP costs $21,000 for the small one and $250,000 for the big one


 No.118919

>>118032

Sauce?


 No.118931

>>118032

>250 big ones for a shiny rock

fucking jews




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 No.118853[Reply]

឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴

 No.118884

File: a258f258377d5a5⋯.png (541.98 KB, 811x710, 811:710, smug lain.png)

>Mystery webm in catalog

>It's Lain

Everything went better than expected.


 No.118896

>>118884

it's mp4 though




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 No.118368[Reply]

Loli inspection, dont mind me.

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 No.118637

File: 021b0ccc6d8926f⋯.jpg (32.43 KB, 460x276, 5:3, big if true.jpg)

>>118634

>t. CHAD babycon


 No.118639

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>>118634

Better?


 No.118642

File: 4716128da6b73ba⋯.jpg (179.95 KB, 1024x1444, 256:361, 178604079002202.jpg)

>>118630

It is my intention to fully inspect the board and then return with my evaluation. A certain minimum standard of loli is required for the maintenance of the /b2/ ecosystem, you understand.


 No.118645

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 No.118852

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>>118634

How old is too old?




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