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Guys, I just bought this cat but I have no clue what breed it is. Anyone know?

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Happacattus. an invasive breed common in lower class areas of the Americas. Classified as pest, shoot on sight.


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The best cat is a dead cat… then we ducks don't get eaten needlessly.



Long Mutt is long


>what breed

My guess is all breeds in small amounts.


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for the worst people on this board (rozelli lovers and discord users), here's her discord: rozelli#8930

have fun

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no but she's left the country

t. OP\insider


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>attended cytube party

>spacechan anons are actually really fucking cool

>go to spacechan

>it's fucking trash and unusable

lmao why does it have to be this way

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I am proud to see that this meme is still being used after all these years

t. finngol


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Wow, finns are pretty terse and efficient. In french, you'd write at least a whole paragraph to say the same thing.



Those double consonants seem pretty spooky though.


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bump to make sure i make it

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>no bidet

>use flushable wipes because having shit residue in my ass all day like an american is fucking gross

>still have shit all over my ass after five wipes

what the fuck!

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Just rince out yer arse afterwards in the bathtub/shower.


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check out this germNEET's tips'n'tricks on situations where no bidet is at hand

you're welcome



Serves you right for renting from a jew. I'd just put one in without asking anyone. It's not like landlords can conduct walk-throughs whenever they want.


Fucking hate bidets, i have hypersensitive skin and after using water on my ass i feel like i have shit particle water all over my cheeks and thighs. Probably just my imagination but i still feel disgusting after that



use soap and a towel retard

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It's cold outside and it's getting dark soon. You looked tired from that long walk. Why don't you hop in and I'll give you a lift home.

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Just get in the car, fatso!


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Was literally my fantasy for years. Went jogging around the park and stuff hoping I would get picked up by some plump older MILF type.



>hoping for a smelly used-up ass to squirt its chad aids all over your dick

vomit/10 fantasy



<coming up with your own headcanon of some anons fantasy and use your headcanon as proof it is a terrible fantasy

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Let's have 'em

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God will judge you for me


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>tfw i just got done with a six mile bike ride

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why would you even bother


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Riding bike is the best way to get fit imo.


6 miles on a bike isn't anything anon you must be out of shape. Swimming is the better cardio exercise anyways imo.



Good job m8

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Is this game gud or is it bad and normalfag?

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I think you can turn off h scenes if youre a fucking pussy faggot



No, I just asked because I didn't want to get the censored version by accident. It doesn't appear to be on sukebei, I guess I'll check other places.



its just an ok vn. its not the second coming of christ like the fags at the cuckchan /ksg/s will tell you (3000+ threads and counting, and theyve lost count twice).

it is, however, the best OELVN (Original english language visual novel)


vns arent vidya


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Well, I'll post about the time one of my extreme and depraved fantasies nearly became reality:

Once, I got cocklust so bad that I nearly ended up helping some old man rape my dad.

The old man (whom I met on Grindr) had been edging me without release for weeks, while whispering in my ear that he would make me and my dad "his slaves", if I would cooperate with him to make it happen. He had taken a liking to my dad since he had seen a picture of him when I snuck him into the house to fuck when my parents were out. He would lock me in a chastity cage, and he held the key.

As you can imagine, I was pretty much hypnotized from the edging and constant inability to release. The old man and I made up a pretty detailed, thought-up plan about how to overpower my dad and use him. The old man wanted to "break him in" and turn him into a "breeding mare", and his ultimate goal was to be able to have me and my dad perform sex acts on each other for his entertainment. We were about to execute the plan when I chickened out. It's unreal how close we were to doing it: as in, the old man was actually parked in front of my house, about to act on my signal. But like I said, I weaseled out at the last minute.

The older man was fucking pissed, and he demanded I show up at his place. I went ahead (I was locked in chastity, I had to), and he punished me for two days before letting me go. His final warning was he'd "find a way" to have the two of us. That was three years ago. I haven't talked to him since, and I already moved out of my dad's place.



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God I hate fags


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xD PRETTY VANILAL DOOD HE JUST ALMOST RAPPED HIS FUCKIN DAD BUT WHATEVERS ITS ALL COOL AMIRITE xDDDD btw my discord is xbHSgoQps uwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuw uwu~


what in the world



*notices autism* OwO what's this?

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good post nice dubs


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too bad fimdom and cuckery took over that board




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Femdom only works in 2d because the characters are believable. With all 3d femdom you can tell the woman is only doing it because shes being paid or persuaded by her bf. None of them are actually dominant and they suck at acting


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There is too much of it irl already with the ideology of female supremacism being in charge.

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Guys my fucking cat turned into a human. What the fuck do I do with him?

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Call him a pussy.


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Gotta show him who's boss.



You're gay, accept it.


Bump for more wholesome furfaggotry, nya~



Based Pojo

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Moon man thread.

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It is not occurring to you that you don't have to put yourself down ever. You believe you are weak. You are powerless-on-purpose and you choose to be irresponsible by it. You aren't strong enough to not be shaken by words.





This one is the best in my opinion.




Intense gibberish.



You are attached to it like a hug to a tree-stump.

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>tfw snow still hasnt thawed

eat shit amerilard


OP is a fag

He is a giant faggot

I hope he dies now



>still has snow

Jesus, I'm beginning to believe in white privilege.



Fist line only has 4 syllables, so the fag title doesn't make it past you to me.



alaska, and anywhere above the polar circle that doesnt have snow all year around has FUCKING BILLIONS OF MOSQUITOS EVERY GOD DAMN WHERE instead during summer because there are no frogs to eat the mosquito larvae

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>Shinji kissed two 10/10

How am I supposed to relate to this normie garbage as a kissless virgin?

Fuck this shit.

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And Asuka would also be used goods garbage if that depended solely on her, if not for Kaji not being dumb enough to stick his dick in crazy.



Fucking a more or less clone of his mother (an equivalent of a generation younger twin of hers) makes him an aunt-fucker at worst.



Truth Rei is the only worth anything in that show



She is probably used goods.


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If you could rape someone and get away with it, would you do it. Nobody will ever know about except from you and the victim, she just doesn't know it was YOU, still has to live with the memories.

I would, I've had fucked up rape fantasies about girls since I was 13. I used to go out and nights looking through girls windows

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I raped my girlfriends sister. She liked it but knew she couldnt agree to it. Never said a word.


Yes. And I did it 3 times already. First two were not very successful, 3rd time I got a penetration and cum. It helps if she's drunk of course.


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You sound like a fun guy.



I would, but only in ways that I know she would really hate it. Rape isn't actually bad, because sex feels good. I shouldn't reward her with rape when she's such a bitch that she rejects me in the first place. In order to make it worth it, I would need to find some sort of device to put spikes on my cock, while covering as little surface area as possible, so as to not cut off sensation. I figure some sort of net but with spikes sticking out. There are at least a few women that I hate enough to do that.

If it's just regular rape, though? No. Any bitch that rejects me doesn't deserve my dick in the first place. It's her loss. I have to find ways to make it actually painful for them.



This also, but the rape too. That way they can decide which is worse so I can deny them their preferred option.

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