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How do you find people to play vidya with online these days? Too many fags, trannies and matchmaking servers to meet people like minded.

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Hey that happened to one of my friends but then I redpilled him



He's aware of all the shit, he just doesn't care. Urbanites.



gotta go along to get along



No thanks



The philosophy of limp-wristed cuckolds

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Will my psychiatrist and therapist teach me some psychological tips to make up my mind to kill myself if I ask them?

How do you think?

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>they cant truly fix a broken person

You got a point. I've never thought about this. Maybe that's why they can't help at all. Kinda justifies my decision to kill myself.



Yeah their inability to do anything useful is a small part of why they can't help at all, good realization and I'm happy you're on your way out.


youll be in an institution

theyll drug you and keep you as long as they can

they profit greatly from your misfortune


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Have one more.

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fatty hate thread

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they're not pleasant to look at but i have my own vices and they only hurt themselves. who am i to judge? neo-marxists otoh…



As long as they are prevented from clogging up the hospitals due to their many side-illnesses, I don't have a problem with them.


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Zion Don is a fat fucking slog too.


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It shills sugary foods as healthy and places their products in its films and shows.


Fuckin fatties are disgusting. Theres a range of weight. Then theres the obese retards that spiral into fat complications. They seriously have no self pride

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record or post requests or whatever


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Years ago I used to be a voicefag on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Those were depressingly fun days. Past that, never went on /r9k/. Maybe you heard me like 8 years ago on 4chan /a/ voicefagging.

At the gym, can't use data atm. More vocaroo l8er from me. I'll reply to y'all cool dudes in the thread in a few hours.


At a hotspot, time to respond. Keep the thread alive.

Also new topic for contribution: /b2/ sings

Good or bad, just fuckin sing bois. Sing anything any way you want.






Oh look, this guy was way ahead of me. Beautiful song paladin-kun. My contribution is in your honor, Bubsy baby boi


You hear me turn away from my phone for a moment because some old lady walked up to my car while I was singing and gave me a "what the fuck are you doing?" So I looked her in the eyes, winked at her with a shit eating grin and kept singing while she creeped outside my car to watch. Startled me for a moment though.




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Would you fuck her /b2/?

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>implying there are any female SEL fans

I know one, she's a normie.

I tried to approach her once but she got creeped out and repeated several times that she has a boyfriend.

What a little bitch.


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I need some sleep,can't even quote anymore.


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I started learning japanese and now my sleep and deression problems are a thing of the past!


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How can you start learning anything with depression?


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kickstart the process with moe anime and ride the high into a new life as a weeb

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I don't really understand this phenomenon. You're posing for a photo with a girl, you reach an arm around her, and then don't physically touch her.

If you did follow through, even if the girl was uncomfortable with it, she probably wouldn't make much of a scene and would avoid ruining the photo over it. Alternatively, if you feel uncomfortable making said contact, there are plenty of respectable poses you can strike for the camera next to a girl that require little to no contact. Why in the hell would you attempt to create the illusion of the "arm around shoulder/waist" pose at the high risk of making yourself look like a massive faggot in a photo that others will see?

What's even more bizarre is when the woman IS making physical contact but the man is not. How are you so much of a bitch that you can't touch a girl who is already touching you?

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Hoverhanding is useful when you might otherwise sully your hands by touching a whore.



>is a form of rape and you have to ask for permission to even look at a woman. So your mind resolves the conflict by the means of hover hand

yeah or he's just too nervous because he's not good around women you fucking moron



And the post you're replying to explained why he's not good around women. You're the moron.


Its called being considerate. Durrr XD


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>tfw when your father is also your grandfather

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You could land a plane on that forehead.


>greentexting without any reference who that is

And more importantly why should I care?



She doesn't even look bad tbh, it's just that lighting in this picture is bad.



they are the wrong glasses for that face


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It's also those retarded glasses that she's wearing

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>mfw every thread on /b/ now is complaining about how awful /b2/ is

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Make BO's great again


it's how the antis ruin imageboards


leon the professional os a good mpvie and im ashamed that its known as a pedophile movie fuck you for ruining a good kino in the eyes of society at large



In my experience, antis ruin everything by merely being present.


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Lain to be raped. Let's all rape Lain!

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Let's all forcefully love Lain!


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How do I get into Lain?





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Is this doggo doinitrite?


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She turned 18 today.

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Her tits are almost as big as her nose. Shalom.



quality milkers tho.




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>was ostracized in middle school because someone shat in the shower and everyone blamed it on me

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>Not smart enough to be nonchalant enough to be given the all clear from other kids


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>farted in class once, and someone else took the blame, and got punched for it


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>Someone smeared shit on the bathroom walls and tried to blame me for it

>Beat the living shit out of him at recess

>Now everyone avoids me because I'm the violent kid


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Well, did you?


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/v/ or /tv/, which is the worst board?

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Hi Zach, stop lying please.



Nobody mentioned death grips, fuck off.




/tv/ is perfect.


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I got banned for making fun of Mark for him buying an Xbone in the first play

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Ahh, how do I stop daydreaming in public all the time?

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take your (((meds)))



Being aware of your surroundings and daydreaming at the same time, isn't difficult. All it requires is the same old bullshit you've heard a hundred times already. Rest well, eat well, and exercise. If you think people only exercise so they can get laid, you'd be mistaken. There is much more to it than the base instincts. If your body is prepared for whatever may come it's way, you are much more relaxed, naturally. After the first week you will notice a change. A month into healthy living and you will understand. That's IF you weren't horribly overweight or severly malnourished. It will take longer to see the benefits if so.


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Embrace the daydreaming! The reality we live in is build on falsehood and lies.



>you'd be mistaken

lol no, that's why

and it usually doesn't work

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Summer is just close by, now its time for sluts to show off their bodies.

Post some beach bodies.

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nasty, needs some pubic hair for modesty (the nature's bikini bottom)



Yeah, clothes are for fags in general tbh.


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>mfw I see clothmos at the beach



Left cunt is alright. One on the right looks liek a pound of ground round.



textilecucks will defend this

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>right: reee they deserve to be rich for their hard work, providing value to the society

>left: reee they exploited, cheated and abused the working class to become rich

Which one is true? What are your thoughts on the 1% elite?

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So the family business you speak of is also the way among 1%ers? Highly doubtful. The roles of main investor and manager are divided there. Someone else works his ass off for the success of said business, and someone else gets richer without doing a thing. Still trying to pretend that you wouldn't jump on that bandwagon if given the chance? Looks more like a jewish practice than what a healthy family does. Let's read how you would defend the practice called a trust fund then.

>Tax avoidance concerns have historically been one of the reasons that European countries with a civil law system have been reluctant to adopt trusts.

Looks familiar?



That's how the 1% work as well yes. That's why Trump and all his kids run different businesses. You delegate a business to each child while you work on managing them all as they need help.



Would you give a car ride during a marathon race to a guy you want to win, even if your son? This is comparable to supporting adult children with money.



Leftists these days are pro-1%.


Might does make right in a descriptive sense.



The 1% ARE leftists. By keeping everyone else out of the market with the help of the government, you get keep your monopoly.

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