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File: 92f1221dd4d406f⋯.jpg (79.05 KB, 414x307, 414:307, 1d7989e7fc6ddf1de97bd79cf6….jpg)

 No.117995[Reply]

How do you find people to play vidya with online these days? Too many fags, trannies and matchmaking servers to meet people like minded.

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 No.118174

>>118093

Hey that happened to one of my friends but then I redpilled him


 No.118224

>>118174

He's aware of all the shit, he just doesn't care. Urbanites.


 No.118264

>>118224

gotta go along to get along


 No.118517

>>118264

No thanks


 No.118530

>>118264

The philosophy of limp-wristed cuckolds




File: d51a84fada15415⋯.jpg (280.06 KB, 850x1096, 425:548, __original_drawn_by_aritsu….jpg)

 No.117835[Reply]

Will my psychiatrist and therapist teach me some psychological tips to make up my mind to kill myself if I ask them?

How do you think?

(USER WAS FORCED TO LIVE HIS LIFE FOR THIS POST)
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 No.118009

>>117972

>they cant truly fix a broken person

You got a point. I've never thought about this. Maybe that's why they can't help at all. Kinda justifies my decision to kill myself.


 No.118015

>>118009

Yeah their inability to do anything useful is a small part of why they can't help at all, good realization and I'm happy you're on your way out.


 No.118214

youll be in an institution

theyll drug you and keep you as long as they can

they profit greatly from your misfortune


 No.118498

File: 086989585a12a0e⋯.webm (7.31 MB, 420x236, 105:59, just_do_it_song.webm)

File: c9dd220435fcece⋯.gif (964.5 KB, 397x658, 397:658, just.gif)

File: f92ddd8ed05950f⋯.gif (1.86 MB, 229x198, 229:198, justdoit.gif)

lole


 No.118512

File: 244c4914ed0c741⋯.webm (5.39 MB, 636x358, 318:179, Happy days are here again….webm)

>>118498

Have one more.




File: bc1d6be68b49d96⋯.jpg (18.69 KB, 700x466, 350:233, woman-with-fat-around-abdo….jpg)

 No.117002[Reply]

fatty hate thread

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 No.118317

they're not pleasant to look at but i have my own vices and they only hurt themselves. who am i to judge? neo-marxists otoh…


 No.118339

>>118317

As long as they are prevented from clogging up the hospitals due to their many side-illnesses, I don't have a problem with them.


 No.118350

File: ea6957fe9f66270⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Zion Don is a fat fucking slog too.


 No.118420

File: 5f5d2fea4a501d5⋯.png (378.88 KB, 764x485, 764:485, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bbfb93831854c3c⋯.png (2.86 MB, 967x1222, 967:1222, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a0bbb2fa6eef839⋯.png (489.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

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File: a4fea486dbffc46⋯.png (656.46 KB, 468x711, 52:79, ClipboardImage.png)

HOLLYWEIRD LEGITIMIZES OBESITY

It shills sugary foods as healthy and places their products in its films and shows.


 No.118443

Fuckin fatties are disgusting. Theres a range of weight. Then theres the obese retards that spiral into fat complications. They seriously have no self pride




File: 0af661868622bfc⋯.jpg (17.55 KB, 460x382, 230:191, mmm-yes.jpg)

 No.114682[Reply]

record or post requests or whatever

https://vocaroo.com/i/s18KVomGgVsH

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 No.117420

>>117270

Years ago I used to be a voicefag on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Those were depressingly fun days. Past that, never went on /r9k/. Maybe you heard me like 8 years ago on 4chan /a/ voicefagging.

At the gym, can't use data atm. More vocaroo l8er from me. I'll reply to y'all cool dudes in the thread in a few hours.


 No.117759

At a hotspot, time to respond. Keep the thread alive.

Also new topic for contribution: /b2/ sings

Good or bad, just fuckin sing bois. Sing anything any way you want.

>>117240

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VwNFKSarnk

>>117278

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YWNnKn74L1

>>117352

Oh look, this guy was way ahead of me. Beautiful song paladin-kun. My contribution is in your honor, Bubsy baby boi

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gn7WgC4p53

You hear me turn away from my phone for a moment because some old lady walked up to my car while I was singing and gave me a "what the fuck are you doing?" So I looked her in the eyes, winked at her with a shit eating grin and kept singing while she creeped outside my car to watch. Startled me for a moment though.


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 No.118429

File: 36095f76d4f5305⋯.gif (571.78 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 7c356db231f6c9b511483377be….gif)




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 No.117472[Reply]

Would you fuck her /b2/?

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 No.118306

File: 217d811444ee3f5⋯.jpg (286.16 KB, 528x528, 1:1, 080s.jpg)

>118287

>implying there are any female SEL fans

I know one, she's a normie.

I tried to approach her once but she got creeped out and repeated several times that she has a boyfriend.

What a little bitch.


 No.118314

File: ca7e7c58716a969⋯.jpg (4.93 KB, 176x184, 22:23, 1385056870601.jpg)

>>118306

I need some sleep,can't even quote anymore.


 No.118352

File: 0bfa2416f1d1543⋯.jpg (88.44 KB, 580x817, 580:817, jsdf recruitment.jpg)

>>118314

I started learning japanese and now my sleep and deression problems are a thing of the past!


 No.118367

File: d5f33dc9efc96a5⋯.jpg (380.05 KB, 2560x2048, 5:4, 1292263251476.jpg)

>>118352

How can you start learning anything with depression?


 No.118374

File: f5b0513f0819c76⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Is_the_Order_a_Rabbit_-_01….png)

>>118367

kickstart the process with moe anime and ride the high into a new life as a weeb




File: 81740365b5adf42⋯.jpg (58.47 KB, 700x523, 700:523, hover_hands_06.jpg)

 No.115849[Reply]

I don't really understand this phenomenon. You're posing for a photo with a girl, you reach an arm around her, and then don't physically touch her.

If you did follow through, even if the girl was uncomfortable with it, she probably wouldn't make much of a scene and would avoid ruining the photo over it. Alternatively, if you feel uncomfortable making said contact, there are plenty of respectable poses you can strike for the camera next to a girl that require little to no contact. Why in the hell would you attempt to create the illusion of the "arm around shoulder/waist" pose at the high risk of making yourself look like a massive faggot in a photo that others will see?

What's even more bizarre is when the woman IS making physical contact but the man is not. How are you so much of a bitch that you can't touch a girl who is already touching you?

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 No.117825

Hoverhanding is useful when you might otherwise sully your hands by touching a whore.


 No.118120

>>115980

>is a form of rape and you have to ask for permission to even look at a woman. So your mind resolves the conflict by the means of hover hand

yeah or he's just too nervous because he's not good around women you fucking moron


 No.118176

>>118120

And the post you're replying to explained why he's not good around women. You're the moron.


 No.118200

Its called being considerate. Durrr XD


 No.118272

File: ac0c155ffe5e328⋯.jpg (73.08 KB, 734x734, 1:1, Dco9YtjX4AY4Mde.jpg)




File: 91e44839a78f3a4⋯.png (619.75 KB, 1029x682, 1029:682, Screenshot_20190518-231344….png)

 No.115330[Reply]

>tfw when your father is also your grandfather

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 No.117497

You could land a plane on that forehead.


 No.117527

>greentexting without any reference who that is

And more importantly why should I care?


 No.118052

>>115330

She doesn't even look bad tbh, it's just that lighting in this picture is bad.


 No.118116

>>115330

they are the wrong glasses for that face


 No.118133

File: ef8184a10716530⋯.jpg (38.58 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1558197966979.jpg)

File: 99ddc5073749a27⋯.jpg (8.75 KB, 174x174, 1:1, reeve-murder-in-baghdad-be….jpg)

>>118052

It's also those retarded glasses that she's wearing




File: 710574828ad0992⋯.gif (3.41 MB, 294x167, 294:167, ebony laugh.gif)

 No.117848[Reply]

>mfw every thread on /b/ now is complaining about how awful /b2/ is

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 No.118008

>>118003

Make BO's great again


 No.118021

it's how the antis ruin imageboards


 No.118027

leon the professional os a good mpvie and im ashamed that its known as a pedophile movie fuck you for ruining a good kino in the eyes of society at large


 No.118028

>>118021

In my experience, antis ruin everything by merely being present.


 No.118349




File: fdc827a59e18737⋯.png (762.02 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, 1379280001.png)

 No.117918[Reply]

Lain to be raped. Let's all rape Lain!

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 No.117931

Let's all forcefully love Lain!


 No.117982

File: fb7fa8dde98ebd0⋯.jpg (241.89 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, fb7fa8dde98ebd0923f1b5fb3b….jpg)

How do I get into Lain?


 No.117985

>>117982

Forcefully!


 No.117996

File: fb08644ea7bfdee⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 350x327, 350:327, fb08644ea7bfdee05f55937532….gif)

Is this doggo doinitrite?


 No.118023

File: 549be87a134df48⋯.png (64.24 KB, 500x593, 500:593, 549be87a134df4889e88fa523c….png)




File: 7a705580fbeb367⋯.jpg (102.76 KB, 708x708, 1:1, 35520975_156678065049301_5….jpg)

 No.96203[Reply]

She turned 18 today.

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 No.110186

>>99886

Her tits are almost as big as her nose. Shalom.


 No.112474

>>110186

quality milkers tho.


 No.116373

webms?


 No.117930

File: fefc51dcc45cb05⋯.jpg (108.4 KB, 790x1113, 790:1113, a3rm9490v6ez.jpg)

File: ff8e71a497f48b4⋯.jpg (996.7 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, nqm5nmmqaefz.jpg)

File: 3e05b0a58048bdd⋯.jpg (153.23 KB, 1080x1063, 1080:1063, oz08phiu4z511.jpg)


 No.118004

File: e6d39f11fd22fdd⋯.jpg (54.92 KB, 568x644, 142:161, adKE0wj_700b.jpg)




File: 6ad97debb9883f7⋯.png (15.69 KB, 633x758, 633:758, wojak crying b.png)

 No.117544[Reply]

>was ostracized in middle school because someone shat in the shower and everyone blamed it on me

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 No.117900

>Not smart enough to be nonchalant enough to be given the all clear from other kids


 No.117908

File: 01c30cc793372eb⋯.png (21.52 KB, 378x481, 378:481, sosig.png)

>farted in class once, and someone else took the blame, and got punched for it


 No.117963

File: 22b2b8961c8cd50⋯.jpg (166.24 KB, 523x720, 523:720, butitdo.jpg)

>Someone smeared shit on the bathroom walls and tried to blame me for it

>Beat the living shit out of him at recess

>Now everyone avoids me because I'm the violent kid


 No.117990

File: d89e0494da9da78⋯.jpg (162.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, I did not hit her!.jpg)

>>117544

Well, did you?


 No.117994

File: 18ef6bf91edcd7e⋯.jpg (55.16 KB, 900x810, 10:9, 18ef6bf91edcd7e04c8dfcacb2….jpg)




File: a968e5fa6828b74⋯.jpg (162.41 KB, 490x600, 49:60, a96.jpg)

 No.116130[Reply]

/v/ or /tv/, which is the worst board?

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 No.116314

>>116271

Hi Zach, stop lying please.


 No.116329

>>116314

Nobody mentioned death grips, fuck off.


 No.117927

pol


 No.117937

/tv/ is perfect.


 No.117955

File: e2abbbad29c154e⋯.png (67.04 KB, 1310x396, 655:198, Mark gets triggered 1.PNG)

File: 2f1ec12e79cf000⋯.png (1.42 KB, 255x42, 85:14, Mark gets triggered 2.PNG)

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File: e7cfee1ce3d8caf⋯.jpg (113.98 KB, 720x1037, 720:1037, Brogief_bought_an_Xbone.jpg)

/v/

I got banned for making fun of Mark for him buying an Xbone in the first play




File: f72b4633e1bcca4⋯.gif (499.53 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 1385922241.gif)

 No.117290[Reply]

Ahh, how do I stop daydreaming in public all the time?

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 No.117369

ok


 No.117396

take your (((meds)))


 No.117550

>>117290

Being aware of your surroundings and daydreaming at the same time, isn't difficult. All it requires is the same old bullshit you've heard a hundred times already. Rest well, eat well, and exercise. If you think people only exercise so they can get laid, you'd be mistaken. There is much more to it than the base instincts. If your body is prepared for whatever may come it's way, you are much more relaxed, naturally. After the first week you will notice a change. A month into healthy living and you will understand. That's IF you weren't horribly overweight or severly malnourished. It will take longer to see the benefits if so.


 No.117843

File: 5c6643251c573a8⋯.jpg (409.02 KB, 720x990, 8:11, 5NE6wOa.jpg)

>>117290

Embrace the daydreaming! The reality we live in is build on falsehood and lies.


 No.117862

>>117550

>you'd be mistaken

lol no, that's why

and it usually doesn't work




File: 0789d83be6243e8⋯.jpg (163.22 KB, 700x922, 350:461, oWjff9h.jpg)

File: 201d77b306e6337⋯.jpg (182.58 KB, 779x1114, 779:1114, Tomatsu Haruka.jpg)

File: 0a9a5f3a15e894a⋯.jpg (114.59 KB, 600x800, 3:4, yytNvuq.jpg)

 No.117486[Reply]

Summer is just close by, now its time for sluts to show off their bodies.

Post some beach bodies.

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 No.117768

>>117741

nasty, needs some pubic hair for modesty (the nature's bikini bottom)


 No.117772

>>117741

Yeah, clothes are for fags in general tbh.


 No.117790

File: 05ccfc9d75c3dc3⋯.jpg (67.9 KB, 514x600, 257:300, 1424255765.jpg)

>>117772

>mfw I see clothmos at the beach


 No.117792

>>117741

Left cunt is alright. One on the right looks liek a pound of ground round.


 No.117797

>>117790

textilecucks will defend this




File: 696506363902570⋯.jpg (213.2 KB, 700x583, 700:583, top-1-percent.jpg)

 No.112524[Reply]

>right: reee they deserve to be rich for their hard work, providing value to the society

>left: reee they exploited, cheated and abused the working class to become rich

Which one is true? What are your thoughts on the 1% elite?

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 No.117194

>>117052

So the family business you speak of is also the way among 1%ers? Highly doubtful. The roles of main investor and manager are divided there. Someone else works his ass off for the success of said business, and someone else gets richer without doing a thing. Still trying to pretend that you wouldn't jump on that bandwagon if given the chance? Looks more like a jewish practice than what a healthy family does. Let's read how you would defend the practice called a trust fund then.

>Tax avoidance concerns have historically been one of the reasons that European countries with a civil law system have been reluctant to adopt trusts.

Looks familiar?


 No.117319

>>117194

That's how the 1% work as well yes. That's why Trump and all his kids run different businesses. You delegate a business to each child while you work on managing them all as they need help.


 No.117511

>>117319

Would you give a car ride during a marathon race to a guy you want to win, even if your son? This is comparable to supporting adult children with money.


 No.117751

>>112524

Leftists these days are pro-1%.

>>112846

Might does make right in a descriptive sense.


 No.117868

>>117751

The 1% ARE leftists. By keeping everyone else out of the market with the help of the government, you get keep your monopoly.




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