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File: 1faf17e9ecdc4a0⋯.jpeg (39.54 KB, 647x363, 647:363, 666 IQ.jpeg)

 No.529807[Reply]

this is the only way we can save our race now just think about it.

>you can have as many children as you want

>can focus more time and effort into your children

>no jewish law to take the children from you when your wife wants to go to another man

too bad the only option is to do it outside of the US because the nose is afraid of it.

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 No.529929

>>529835

There are definitely surrogates in USA, chicks can get paid like 50k to carry another couples fetus for 9 months. Rich folks hire immigrants to carry their children all thr time. example: kanye west and kim kardashians kids


 No.530392

>>529835

Not if you are rich.


 No.530414

>>529807

>too bad the only option is to do it outside of the US because the nose is afraid of it

No, it's legal in California and some other shitlib states.


 No.530419

>>530392

How many people are rich enough to raise multiple kids for 18 years without working?


 No.530428




File: cbfc2a391987f58⋯.gif (520.97 KB, 300x100, 3:1, B2-BANNER_.gif)

 No.530204[Reply]

Lets seem what we got

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 No.530212

i literally just watched this movie lmao


 No.530216

File: e54e165bf0490ca⋯.jpg (41.38 KB, 450x340, 45:34, 15170790_1268701743191954_….jpg)


 No.530232

File: 87585c8dd30197e⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1584x1584, 1:1, 3ee69e01b98aed16625ca4d212….png)

Make this a banner


 No.530328

File: 4ac2bde000cd8ee⋯.jpg (374.61 KB, 2983x1105, 2983:1105, banner.jpg)

Well here's my half assed 2 minute attempt


 No.530409

File: 6d3554b8ecca0b8⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1080x1896, 45:79, sketch-1563821284241.png)

Make this banner




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 No.530202[Reply]

Why are Indian men so intelligent?

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 No.530208

File: 3324fbb149cd277⋯.jpg (32.92 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1556273439828.jpg)

>>530202

Designated.


 No.530217

imagine thinking yellow goop with rice is A+ cuisine


 No.530260

File: 313f50e341e0e1a⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 3275x4907, 3275:4907, GSLV_Mk_III_D2_with_GSAT-2….jpg)

>>530202

I don't know if they're SO intelligent but they're doing great.


 No.530329

Indian food looks like shit, tastes like shit and will make you shit your pants.


 No.530403

>>530329

>indian food

Isn't food. It's a pile of turned meat, vegetables, worms (meat?) and parasites that will likely turn you into a vegetable for the next "meal".




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 No.530346[Reply]

There is this whore (Sammi Tartaglia) who is in her last year at Suffolk Law School. She already has two babies from one dude and is preggo with a black baby. She is braggging on her PUBLIC facebook about her BF doing her raw and in the ass. She is begging for money on Reddit just because she is a law student and deserves a handout. She also tells Reddit that she is a victim of domestic abuse, but her Facebook indicates otherwise.

 No.530395

Nypa >>>/baphomet/ has a thread for this kind of thing




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 No.522864[Reply]

I worked up the courage to tell her after my father started talking about how she’s disrespecting us by staying stinky and just laying around all over the house.

I didn’t want to embarrass her and advise her loudly in front of my sister so i just autistic-ly went to her while smiling and whispered in her ear “You need take a shower”. She didn’t say anything and just nodded (she’s always quiet anyways).

She left after 2 hours…which kind of made me sad because she was really cute. My hopes of getting (non-stinky) pussy are now gone.

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 No.527659

>>525129

I’m just not that desperate.


 No.527904

eat her out you will feel high


 No.529209

Imagine having anal with her


 No.530340

>>523549

Definitely nastier with the rats, ganges river, pooin in the streets, but yet somehow less cancerous than kikes.


 No.530367

File: 72a8f91c7baa315⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, quiet.jpg)

>>522864

DUDE DUDE, I HAVE AN IDEA. OP Listen. Guis listen, it's the best idea ever. Remember that Quiet scene in MGSV with stinky Big Boss? Do that!!

Guis? Guys? What's wrong? Am I too late?




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 No.527506[Reply]

>me: love to travel! NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS!!1 Thicka than yo average. My two kids are my world sorry, no exceptions. Right now I’m pursuing a degree in nutrition and fitness

>you: must be blonde hair blue eyed w/ a six pack. Must make 6 figures and be willing to treat me with the respect I deserve. Must also be able to put me in my place when I’m being a bad girl. Message me first, make me laugh1!. Love a good dinner date so don’t be shy. Take me somewhere nice

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 No.530195

>>527604

Haha holy shit it's too easy. My sides


 No.530233

>>529971

Is this hot or cringe?


 No.530278

I mean she's honest. She does love a good dinner. The whole dinner.


 No.530283

>>530233

why not both?


 No.530286

>>530167

>white are

Far right neo nahtzee whites are near 3, well above even niggers.

Niggers, poos, and spics have all fallen below replacement level. Or they were just recently.




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 No.527888[Reply]

>See this

What do?

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 No.530102

>>527888

still would


 No.530110

File: 366df9846ad1e05⋯.png (347.22 KB, 502x472, 251:236, 1553175203847.png)

>>527888 (checked)


 No.530159

Imagine the smell


 No.530236

>>527888

Put it in the oven.


 No.530279

>>527888

Vomit contents of stomach violently over it then kick it out of my life. Not the Jewish trope …. but the fucking bush … bush is ugly and keeps in the sun baked fish market stench.




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 No.530169[Reply]

Would you a statue?

 No.530180

have sex


 No.530188

At least post something we haven't sen before.


 No.530256

>>530180

thats teh question, yes


 No.530272

Pygmalion pls go you do this every time




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 No.528576[Reply]

Weeaboo hate thread

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 No.530187

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>>529693

no they're not. they're considered to be losers. It's just more acceptable to be a loser over there.


 No.530206

>>530187

>It's just more acceptable to be a loser over there.

No, it is not.

That's why they kill themselves so much.


 No.530218

File: faa76f20a97fa60⋯.png (229.75 KB, 606x485, 606:485, faa76f20a97fa6060c109ce28a….png)


 No.530234

>>530206

actual losers never kill themselves they're too petty for that.


 No.530267

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File: 01fb6e80d3fef91⋯.jpg (165.62 KB, 960x897, 320:299, my typewriter.jpg)

 No.529293[Reply]

Do you like typewriters?

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 No.529469

File: 2208e4c7db84b09⋯.gif (608 B, 49x40, 49:40, Typewriter[1].gif)

one of the highlights of my 11-year-old life was when I got a typewriter in Habbo Hotel


 No.529509

>>529469

habbo hotel was and is for faggots


 No.529559

My roommate had one which made the cluck cluck noise, he was respectfully told to do his clucking when no one was in the room but him.

But sometimes he clucked in the early morning, then I used to feel like hitting hard on his head with a big hammer, but I just kept pretending to be asleep.


 No.529578

>>529509

not in 2005 it wasn't


 No.530261

File: 5fbf98830847c25⋯.jpg (119.23 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 18ha02cpzajf0jpg.jpg)




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 No.527161[Reply]

Fuck men tbh. The world would be a better place if low value males were castrated at birth and forced into labour and the handsome/intelligent ones were kept in enclosures where they will be milked (by machines, those scumbags dont deserve an actual female touch) to continue the line and subjected to extreme cbt. Honestly if we didn't need them to make more females I would consider outright eradication of the male problem. If I had it my way the only sexual "pleasure" that you would ever feel would be a gloved hand mercilessly torturing your penis. Fuck men and the boat they rode in on.

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 No.528136

>all these removed posts

mod are cancer


 No.528140

>>528136

Nothing of value was removed.


 No.528167

>>528092

that's an illegal fact here tbh


 No.528168

>>528140

thats what theyll say when youre gone, faggot. Enjoy your power trip.


 No.530259

>>528168

Maybe but this time there really was nothing of value.




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 No.524405[Reply]

what do you do if you see someone you find attractive?

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 No.529207

File: 8fecda846b6b08f⋯.jpg (456.96 KB, 748x748, 1:1, JPEG_20190701_014303.jpg)

>>526311

You can't even step in the same river once tbh.


 No.529214

File: bbc18ae66c14e01⋯.jpg (451.95 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, evan hansen.jpg)

>>524405

look at her, think she's attractive, then go on with my day


 No.529295

Nothing. It's as effective as asking her out and I won't feel as bad afterwards.


 No.530192

>>524405

Nothing, nothing at all. Haven't had a boner since 2014 so I guess you could say I haven't found anyone attractive since then. And even back then, I was too young to figure out what to do with it. Oh well, back to vydia.


 No.530257

>>529207

>Matter is waveform oscillations

>While it appears and is functionally static it is not

>Implying you can step anywhere even once




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 No.529264[Reply]

ITT: Post cute shit

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 No.529433

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 No.529484

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 No.529534

Awful thread.


 No.529550

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 No.530253

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 No.529363[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 No.529371

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File: db7feee9eaf6213⋯.jpg (149.12 KB, 999x750, 333:250, fbe14711b6bfddc2b56e9d0328….jpg)

How can one man be so based?


 No.529381

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 No.529397

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 No.530220

>>529363

I raffed




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 No.527519[Reply]

Have you guys ever seen Cyanide and Happiness? Hey guys, have you ever read Cyanide and Happiness? Boys, there's this great comic called Cyanide and Happiness, have you read it? Yo, just found this dope comic called Cyanide and Happiness check it out!

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 No.530142

>>530112

Is current humor any better? Are you forgeting that the letter E was a really popular meme, that there are literally images that are just jumbled nonrelated images that are still funny.


 No.530160

>>530142

>the letter E was a really popular meme

wut


 No.530176

>>530160

>the absolute state of zoomers smfh


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 No.530284

it's quite unfunny




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