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Global rule | Dost test

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No one loves me :c

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Oh shit. Good eye.

OP is a nigger dick gobbling faggot.


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Have you heard link-related yet? It's pretty amazing.


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no he doesn't. he only wants your destruction. not that i blame him though, every single living thing needs to suffer. fuck you all and fuck me too



Classical music triggers my ADHD.

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Why does everyone think she's a nudist?



>Loose-fitting dress

>Flower in her hair

>Subverts social conventions

>Walks around bare foot

>Loves nature



Answer: Autism



It's literally just one guy forcing this meh meme which should have procured more porn.



all these reasons

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Nice fake cum


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Think it's always fake. Also heard they give the horses tranq to keep them calm.


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True, but some fakes are more convincing than others, that's clearly just milk. As for real cum, it's rare as rooster teeth but it's out there.


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Why isn't she a nudist?


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Would be hot asf if she was naked all the time

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Young sperm whale found dead in Sicily with stomach full of plastic.

If 8ch were in any way connected with reality it would have been a young plastic whale with a stomach full of sperm.

But it wasn't.

Just something for you to ponder.

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good, fuck this planet and fuck every single creature that lives on it. life and consciousness should have never happened. fuck your shit thread as well



>eats plastic

>expectsto live

Natural selection at work



If it weren't for us parasitic shit human beings polluting, this creature would still be alive



>Swim around the ocean with your mouth open, swallowing krill

>Swallow a lot of small to tiny plastic bits because humans are polluting the oceans



it's called survival of the fittest you retard. humans are the most overpowered animals to have ever existed in the history of earth, that's why we took over the planet. soon our technology will be advanced enough for us to be completely independent from nature. we will grow our food in labs and we will produce our own oxygen. if other species can survive around us, good. otherwise, it's called natural selection

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What are neetbux/autismbux and how does one apply for them? Is having ADHD enough?

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>tfw actually disabled but been denied twice



What if I have a job but I'm also cripplingly depressed? I'm just a high functioning autist. Can I still get autismbux?


if i have multiple personalities can i claim multiple neetbux's?

i mean, if we have multiple personalities can we claim multi..?



>Mental health issues like depression or schizophrenia are enough to make you qualify

Mental diagnosis is not enough. They will argue that you are still able to do some work. I paid into the system, have an extensive mental history including hospitalizations, yet I got denied and had to appeal with a lawyer.

The only ones that get approved these days on diagnosis alone are people who have become severely crippled, amputees, that sort of thing.



Nahh dogg I got them even though I was forced on them. But I had a whole network behind me in telling the government I was “disabled” they kept me in a room for half an hour until I signed the paper.


You can only work a certain amount of hours so your total wages dont go above a certain threshold, if you earn even $1 above it they will take it away from you. But first you have to PROVE you cant fully work

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What a fucking disappointing start to this season. Mercedes more powerful than ever, Ferrari has monkeys on the pit wall, and Red Bull only has one driver. I’m hoping Bottas will fight for the championship but he’s just gonna get smacked after the break like last year.

This shit lame

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search the pirate bay for smcgill1969



>Dumb cunt who gets kicked in when he opens his stupid fucking mouth to speak about calculated racing and the like.


what is that gay looking cage in front of the driver




checked your halo

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suck my dick right off the ground


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this is an extreme generalization anon

are you sure about this


All I see is a blank image.



everything you do is in vain. you will die within a handful of decades at best and everything you accomplished in life won't matter because you're fucking dead. it's all future dust and future rust. it's all going to burn


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you are wrong anon

it's not in vain because i'd be dead

it's in vain because my accomplishments would be nothing compared to my dreams

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I have terminal depression. The worst part is the anhedonia. I cannot enjoy anything. It's savage. Things that I should enjoy, just are not doing it for me anymore. Fapping is so boring and pointless. Videogames are just a waste of time. I could study or train but I just want to die so it seems futile to train and prepare for a future that I don't even want to participate in. I've become so nihilistic and masochistic. Exercise is supposed to help with depression, so I do karate. I like the pain of repeatedly slamming my bleeding knuckles into uncaring metal. The pain reminds me that I am alive and distracts me from my normal suffering. Life is suffering. And pain. Constant debilitating pain. I'm a tough SOB who enjoys pain so I endure it. Day in. Day out. Physical pain that matches my psychological pain. I would normally just smoke large quantities of weed which has the dual benefit of dulling both kinds of pain. Even that isn't working very well anymore. I smoke until I can feel the cancer forming, battling my high tolerance trying to attain some measure of numbness. I can't drink alchohol because of my leaky gut. Before my guts went bad, I was drinking a lot to dull the pain. So now with no weed and no booze I'm just stuck with myself.

I'm gonna kill myself, but not yet. I am a fan of Nietszche and his concept of the higher man and the herd. The higher man has a goal. Death should never be wasted. It's a get out of jail free card. Societies bullshit morality cannot constrain you when you die for your cause. The cause far outlives the man. You become a symbol. Immortal. Being a higher man gives you more agency than the herd who adheres to slave morality. The higher man can achieve what the slave cannot.

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>I cannot enjoy anything.

>I like the pain of repeatedly slamming my bleeding knuckles into uncaring metal

>Can't enjoy anything

>I like pain

>Enjoy nothing

>Enjoy pain


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I see it too. Look. I don't have multiple personality disorder, but depending on which state my brain chemistry is in, I can have a wildly different personality and adhere to different philosophies. Sometimes they mesh and sometimes they grate on each other.

It's a technique. If you feel pain that is out of your control, sometimes the application of pain that you can control is a relief. Sometimes you can focus on one pain to the exclusion of others. If I am overwhelmed with psychic pain, it helps to channel it into my fist. The comfort of repeatedly striking an unforgiving surface until the bones of your own hand become a weapon.



Pipe down yid.



Thomas Ligotti is proof you don't need to be happy to write shit.




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>Leaky gut

Try a half teaspoon of baking soda dissolved on cool water once a day.

Leaky gut is caused by bad candida infection. You should get rid of it as it is the cause of cancer and diabetes and other diseases and leaky gut is an entrance to most diseases due to weakened immune system / mesentery. This is why your stomach gets bad with alcohol, bread or most gluten foods (except rice) and maybe you even crave sugar as yeast feeds on them.


You need to practice your chi. Our bodies are battery and most energy we have are depleted by external circuits (such as sigil or logos of popular brands).

Example the cross or positive sign is hijacked by the red cross cults mainly to give them wealth and health at the same time. The video tells something about how we all focus our energy outside (80% or 90%). Our interest is directed somewhere, the smartphone, the internet, etc. you need to direct it yourself otherwise you'll leak out your energy and feel drained everyday.

We trick our chi with caffeine/dopamine/nicotine/substance and other brain stimulants etc. But what if I told you energy is everywhere?

Everything is energy, and you can't destroy even the smallest matter, even colliding them in the Hadron Collider particle accelerator only generates more stuff than what it used to be. There's even the sun, the leylines, and moon sex energy (((be warned if you have this moon landing/stargate or starwars bigbang atheism meme despair - rift in your mind. deception is the greatest weapon))).

When you die you will still exist and the problem is you will lose your memories but in few cases people still remember such as cases where young children remember creep out their parents (this could be you and your child) their former name and other events or even the person who had killed them. You can even remember what happened with your previous life if you ask the Akashic archives politely and is ready to know and learn.

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Get ready for this one, it's a hard pill to swallow and most people will resist due to thorough amounts of social pressure and propaganda that has programmed them to deny it to the death.

<masturbation feels better than sex

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what is life?



can i borrow yours?


yup, you cracked the code



i feel like we make a big deal over this. i'd dare say some people enjoy sex only because of the social standards that makes us say that sex feels good.



>the validation that one gets when a person finds one desirable.

that's why a lot of thots will cock-tease to get attention/validation and then say no and get themselves raped.

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You honestly gonna fucken tell me that, even if I lose 100 lbs and change to a healthy diet, that the plaque buildup in my arteries back from when i was fat can still rupture and cause me a heart attack or a stroke?

Then what's the fucken point?

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your blood flow erodes it over time.



>You honestly gonna fucken tell me that, even if I lose 100 lbs and change to a healthy diet, that the plaque buildup in my arteries back from when i was fat can still rupture and cause me a heart attack or a stroke?

No, nobody is going to tell you that.

Arterial plaque can, and does, go away.

Your illiteracy however, seems to be sticking around.

Maybe you ought to address both your obesity and your intelligence at the same time, you ignorant fat fuck.



Did you mean "cayenne pepper," or are you eating some crazy fucking neon blue hot peppers?



Your arteries can clear out by themselves, but it takes more time as you get older and older which leads to blockage, which is why mainly older fucks get it.


This is a really scary one. From the lack of oxygen, you start feeling dizzy to the point you can't even ride a car. To correct this they open your leg, take a long strand of nerve out of it, open your chest and try to create a parallel road for the blood to flow instead of the blocked artery. Bypass. Blocks appear like 3 or 4 at a time.

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Serious question: by how much % would the world population decline if there was a free, easy, painless, instant suicide method accessible for all? Like a suicide chamber like pic related for example.

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Whites and East Asians would be the only groups using it, I would assume. As you said, niggers are too low IQ and are ruled entirely by their primal instincts.


kevorkian for president



I've had it multiple times, it's severely overrated



try it with a girl that you don't need to inflate



t. virgin

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Be honest with me /b2/ which pokemon/trainer would you fuck vigorously till the end of your days?

I would pick Medicham, she has great dick sucking lips, nice hips and legs and is /fit/.

What about you? Wpwyf?

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Oh ok, I stopped keeping up a long time ago since I figured it was shekelgrubbing kiddie trash



t. gardeshitter


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Congratulations, you achieved nothing.


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Now that the faggotry has ceased let's go back to the hard hitting questions:

Which Meloetta form would you rather fuck?

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here is list of people here

1.Mods - they will do anything to keep users still use this web. even to support dirty things

2.Losers who lost all hope in their life. they will keep ask about suicide

3.pedo - who like children. and want to destroy things they like by rape them. who are coward for can't make real relationship with real children

4.furry - nothing wrong with these people

5.Mystery lover. they like to discuss about religion - philosophy . maybe to compensate for can't success in life.

6.Scat - porn poster - with their attention whore and mock or revenge society

7.Meme poster - Use the same meme again and again just for small happiness from keyboard because that is all they have/can

8.Haters - Hate everythings and like to make people feel bad so they can respect themselves . because in real life nobody love them

9.Racist nazi - Who stuck with jew and blame jew in everythings they failed in life.such a irony they are people who make jew legend stronger

10.Music poster - Post music they like and never care to listen other people's music

so…. As you see. there are many evil combination here. it's like Pandemonium . the nest of demon . sorrow sad . and all negative emotions of human . If you try to fix them like me and some people did. it will not work because it's not "THEIR FOOD"

yes . They are like animals of evils that Eat hateful as food to feed their life. No one will response if you give food that they can't eat.

what a hopeless poor people. all they do are just like blind person . walk with no purpose along their way to the death

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gee, it's almost like people aren't just economic units that can easily be pidgeonholed into shitty designations for the sake of ease of control by the state…


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>you're usually based

I am hate to be based . it make tired as fuck

Don't think I am based as anything. I am just a silly furry asian k?


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Iran is not the enemy of The USA. The CIA is the lapdog of Israel and murders American citizens like Terry A. Davis because he chose to speak out against them, not to mention thousands of other people. You never had a real Democracy…so you're just like us Thailand. The Cold War was The USA (Yankee Federal Scum) being used as puppets for Israel, yet you seem to defend kikevermin in your OP. What gives furryboi? I would rather have the entire western world destroyed than see it delivered to those inhuman cunts on a bloody silver platter.


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bs. there are two types of people here: /pol/tards (ie cancer), and anons.



so? i'm furry arab, now what?

based means that you are cool and have interesting opinions, but there you're just being a faggot

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Post the the most degrading videos of girls crying or in pain you can find on the clear web

In this video he uses too much liquid on a girl who has never done it before causing severe intestinal cramping, he could have really caused injury and should have stopped


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i bet a lot of things shrink your dick



what a mean man




she likes it




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