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this is the only way we can save our race now just think about it.

>you can have as many children as you want

>can focus more time and effort into your children

>no jewish law to take the children from you when your wife wants to go to another man

too bad the only option is to do it outside of the US because the nose is afraid of it.

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There are definitely surrogates in USA, chicks can get paid like 50k to carry another couples fetus for 9 months. Rich folks hire immigrants to carry their children all thr time. example: kanye west and kim kardashians kids



Not if you are rich.



>too bad the only option is to do it outside of the US because the nose is afraid of it

No, it's legal in California and some other shitlib states.



How many people are rich enough to raise multiple kids for 18 years without working?


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Lets seem what we got

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i literally just watched this movie lmao


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Make this a banner


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Well here's my half assed 2 minute attempt


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Make this banner

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Why are Indian men so intelligent?

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imagine thinking yellow goop with rice is A+ cuisine


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I don't know if they're SO intelligent but they're doing great.


Indian food looks like shit, tastes like shit and will make you shit your pants.



>indian food

Isn't food. It's a pile of turned meat, vegetables, worms (meat?) and parasites that will likely turn you into a vegetable for the next "meal".

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There is this whore (Sammi Tartaglia) who is in her last year at Suffolk Law School. She already has two babies from one dude and is preggo with a black baby. She is braggging on her PUBLIC facebook about her BF doing her raw and in the ass. She is begging for money on Reddit just because she is a law student and deserves a handout. She also tells Reddit that she is a victim of domestic abuse, but her Facebook indicates otherwise.


Nypa >>>/baphomet/ has a thread for this kind of thing

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I worked up the courage to tell her after my father started talking about how she’s disrespecting us by staying stinky and just laying around all over the house.

I didn’t want to embarrass her and advise her loudly in front of my sister so i just autistic-ly went to her while smiling and whispered in her ear “You need take a shower”. She didn’t say anything and just nodded (she’s always quiet anyways).

She left after 2 hours…which kind of made me sad because she was really cute. My hopes of getting (non-stinky) pussy are now gone.

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I’m just not that desperate.


eat her out you will feel high


Imagine having anal with her



Definitely nastier with the rats, ganges river, pooin in the streets, but yet somehow less cancerous than kikes.


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DUDE DUDE, I HAVE AN IDEA. OP Listen. Guis listen, it's the best idea ever. Remember that Quiet scene in MGSV with stinky Big Boss? Do that!!

Guis? Guys? What's wrong? Am I too late?

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>me: love to travel! NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS!!1 Thicka than yo average. My two kids are my world sorry, no exceptions. Right now I’m pursuing a degree in nutrition and fitness

>you: must be blonde hair blue eyed w/ a six pack. Must make 6 figures and be willing to treat me with the respect I deserve. Must also be able to put me in my place when I’m being a bad girl. Message me first, make me laugh1!. Love a good dinner date so don’t be shy. Take me somewhere nice

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Haha holy shit it's too easy. My sides



Is this hot or cringe?


I mean she's honest. She does love a good dinner. The whole dinner.



why not both?



>white are

Far right neo nahtzee whites are near 3, well above even niggers.

Niggers, poos, and spics have all fallen below replacement level. Or they were just recently.

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>See this

What do?

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still would


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Imagine the smell



Put it in the oven.



Vomit contents of stomach violently over it then kick it out of my life. Not the Jewish trope …. but the fucking bush … bush is ugly and keeps in the sun baked fish market stench.

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Would you a statue?


have sex


At least post something we haven't sen before.



thats teh question, yes


Pygmalion pls go you do this every time

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Weeaboo hate thread

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no they're not. they're considered to be losers. It's just more acceptable to be a loser over there.



>It's just more acceptable to be a loser over there.

No, it is not.

That's why they kill themselves so much.


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actual losers never kill themselves they're too petty for that.


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Do you like typewriters?

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one of the highlights of my 11-year-old life was when I got a typewriter in Habbo Hotel



habbo hotel was and is for faggots


My roommate had one which made the cluck cluck noise, he was respectfully told to do his clucking when no one was in the room but him.

But sometimes he clucked in the early morning, then I used to feel like hitting hard on his head with a big hammer, but I just kept pretending to be asleep.



not in 2005 it wasn't


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Fuck men tbh. The world would be a better place if low value males were castrated at birth and forced into labour and the handsome/intelligent ones were kept in enclosures where they will be milked (by machines, those scumbags dont deserve an actual female touch) to continue the line and subjected to extreme cbt. Honestly if we didn't need them to make more females I would consider outright eradication of the male problem. If I had it my way the only sexual "pleasure" that you would ever feel would be a gloved hand mercilessly torturing your penis. Fuck men and the boat they rode in on.

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>all these removed posts

mod are cancer



Nothing of value was removed.



that's an illegal fact here tbh



thats what theyll say when youre gone, faggot. Enjoy your power trip.



Maybe but this time there really was nothing of value.

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what do you do if you see someone you find attractive?

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You can't even step in the same river once tbh.


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look at her, think she's attractive, then go on with my day


Nothing. It's as effective as asking her out and I won't feel as bad afterwards.



Nothing, nothing at all. Haven't had a boner since 2014 so I guess you could say I haven't found anyone attractive since then. And even back then, I was too young to figure out what to do with it. Oh well, back to vydia.



>Matter is waveform oscillations

>While it appears and is functionally static it is not

>Implying you can step anywhere even once

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ITT: Post cute shit

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Awful thread.


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How can one man be so based?


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I raffed

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Have you guys ever seen Cyanide and Happiness? Hey guys, have you ever read Cyanide and Happiness? Boys, there's this great comic called Cyanide and Happiness, have you read it? Yo, just found this dope comic called Cyanide and Happiness check it out!

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Is current humor any better? Are you forgeting that the letter E was a really popular meme, that there are literally images that are just jumbled nonrelated images that are still funny.



>the letter E was a really popular meme




>the absolute state of zoomers smfh



it's quite unfunny

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