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File: fee151ebeb74ee1⋯.jpg (39.14 KB, 550x440, 5:4, 125878549841bb191b2.jpg)

 No.527888[Reply]

>See this

What do?

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 No.530102

>>527888

still would


 No.530110

File: 366df9846ad1e05⋯.png (347.22 KB, 502x472, 251:236, 1553175203847.png)

>>527888 (checked)


 No.530159

Imagine the smell


 No.530236

>>527888

Put it in the oven.


 No.530279

>>527888

Vomit contents of stomach violently over it then kick it out of my life. Not the Jewish trope …. but the fucking bush … bush is ugly and keeps in the sun baked fish market stench.




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 No.528576[Reply]

Weeaboo hate thread

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 No.530187

File: ccf1a4a8342f2e7⋯.png (119.66 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 0af7de52965771aafff75e63f8….png)

>>529693

no they're not. they're considered to be losers. It's just more acceptable to be a loser over there.


 No.530206

>>530187

>It's just more acceptable to be a loser over there.

No, it is not.

That's why they kill themselves so much.


 No.530218

File: faa76f20a97fa60⋯.png (229.75 KB, 606x485, 606:485, faa76f20a97fa6060c109ce28a….png)


 No.530234

>>530206

actual losers never kill themselves they're too petty for that.


 No.530267

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 No.529293[Reply]

Do you like typewriters?

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 No.529469

File: 2208e4c7db84b09⋯.gif (608 B, 49x40, 49:40, Typewriter[1].gif)

one of the highlights of my 11-year-old life was when I got a typewriter in Habbo Hotel


 No.529509

>>529469

habbo hotel was and is for faggots


 No.529559

My roommate had one which made the cluck cluck noise, he was respectfully told to do his clucking when no one was in the room but him.

But sometimes he clucked in the early morning, then I used to feel like hitting hard on his head with a big hammer, but I just kept pretending to be asleep.


 No.529578

>>529509

not in 2005 it wasn't


 No.530261

File: 5fbf98830847c25⋯.jpg (119.23 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 18ha02cpzajf0jpg.jpg)




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 No.527161[Reply]

Fuck men tbh. The world would be a better place if low value males were castrated at birth and forced into labour and the handsome/intelligent ones were kept in enclosures where they will be milked (by machines, those scumbags dont deserve an actual female touch) to continue the line and subjected to extreme cbt. Honestly if we didn't need them to make more females I would consider outright eradication of the male problem. If I had it my way the only sexual "pleasure" that you would ever feel would be a gloved hand mercilessly torturing your penis. Fuck men and the boat they rode in on.

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 No.528136

>all these removed posts

mod are cancer


 No.528140

>>528136

Nothing of value was removed.


 No.528167

>>528092

that's an illegal fact here tbh


 No.528168

>>528140

thats what theyll say when youre gone, faggot. Enjoy your power trip.


 No.530259

>>528168

Maybe but this time there really was nothing of value.




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 No.524405[Reply]

what do you do if you see someone you find attractive?

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 No.529207

File: 8fecda846b6b08f⋯.jpg (456.96 KB, 748x748, 1:1, JPEG_20190701_014303.jpg)

>>526311

You can't even step in the same river once tbh.


 No.529214

File: bbc18ae66c14e01⋯.jpg (451.95 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, evan hansen.jpg)

>>524405

look at her, think she's attractive, then go on with my day


 No.529295

Nothing. It's as effective as asking her out and I won't feel as bad afterwards.


 No.530192

>>524405

Nothing, nothing at all. Haven't had a boner since 2014 so I guess you could say I haven't found anyone attractive since then. And even back then, I was too young to figure out what to do with it. Oh well, back to vydia.


 No.530257

>>529207

>Matter is waveform oscillations

>While it appears and is functionally static it is not

>Implying you can step anywhere even once




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 No.529264[Reply]

ITT: Post cute shit

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 No.529433

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 No.529484

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 No.529534

Awful thread.


 No.529550

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 No.530253

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 No.529363[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 No.529371

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File: db7feee9eaf6213⋯.jpg (149.12 KB, 999x750, 333:250, fbe14711b6bfddc2b56e9d0328….jpg)

How can one man be so based?


 No.529381

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 No.529397

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 No.530220

>>529363

I raffed




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 No.527519[Reply]

Have you guys ever seen Cyanide and Happiness? Hey guys, have you ever read Cyanide and Happiness? Boys, there's this great comic called Cyanide and Happiness, have you read it? Yo, just found this dope comic called Cyanide and Happiness check it out!

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 No.530142

>>530112

Is current humor any better? Are you forgeting that the letter E was a really popular meme, that there are literally images that are just jumbled nonrelated images that are still funny.


 No.530160

>>530142

>the letter E was a really popular meme

wut


 No.530176

>>530160

>the absolute state of zoomers smfh


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 No.530284

it's quite unfunny




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 No.529810[Reply]

What is the essence of religion, how do these people get away with so much?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_3onh1BbwNg

Check out the video..

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 No.529909

File: 16cb4f3d82efa06⋯.jpg (21.46 KB, 314x332, 157:166, proxy.duckdddduckgo.com.jpg)

>>529904

>i-i'm not jewish!


 No.529915

>>529909

Oh no!


 No.529940

>>529909

>>529915

>>529877

>>529816

What the fuck, the video is a rant on religion, check 1min10sec, he rants on Jews also.

Fucking insecure plebbiters.


 No.529954

>>529810

religion is a trap for the weak

>>529940

fuck off rabbi nigger


 No.530175

>>529954

no its not. weak people exist regardless.

>>529940

mope




File: 1c921a6352ec7da⋯.png (51.75 KB, 1280x595, 256:119, CuntNiggerNetwork.png)

 No.527019[Reply]

chan's ideologies are totally disgusting—so much so, that if there are any children or sensitive people reading this letter, I suggest that they stop now and not read what I am about to describe. What follows is a set of observations I have made about pesky oafs of various stripes. We ought to move as expeditiously as possible to expose the connections between the superstitious problems that face us and the key issues of hedonism and philistinism. That'll make 8chan think once—I would have said “twice”, but I don't see any indication that it has previously given any thought to the matter—before placing our freedoms under more sustained and subtle attack than at any time in recorded history. In hearing about 8chan's memoirs, one gets the distinct impression that no one likes being attacked by witless derelicts. Even worse, 8chan exploits our fear of those attacks—which it claims will evolve one of these days into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to implant within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to its dream of issuing a flood of bogus legal documents. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that my goal is to make this world a better place in which to live. I will not stint in my labor in this direction. When I have succeeded, the whole world will know that I've found that most morbid, sanguinary rumormongers display complete and utter nescience of 8chan's expedients. To help educate them, let me say a little about how 8chan maintains that because the moon is made of green cheese, we should all give up on having a little confab with it about its verbally incontinent, meddlesome prevarications. The logic in that sequence escapes me. Perhaps 8chan is in fact confirming that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that it has managed to mollify its more trusting critics simply by promising not to deny citizens the privilege of peaceful assembly and protest. We shall see how long that lasts. In the meantime, 8chan can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time.

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 No.528288

>>527023

>>527019

>>527024

Niggas dis crackuh is triggered n sheeit


 No.530073

>>527070

Language is a mental invention, hence truth must lie outside it but still allowing it.


 No.530157

>>527019

Remember when ∞/pol/ countered the rise of censorship during 2016.

Nigger = google

Muslim = mudslime

Kike = Skype

ECT

Was on CNN a week later


 No.530162

>>528225

Just get wet, don't drown yourself


 No.530171

File: 12e8a379aa09da4⋯.gif (1.47 MB, 270x214, 135:107, didnt-read-lol.gif)




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 No.527767[Reply]

JFL AT ALL THESE NIBBAS AND INCELS ON ERE HATIN ON ME FAM, IT'S UP NORF ERE LADS WE DON'T MESS ABOUT

 No.527944

>>527784

cuck white eole


 No.528824

>>527784

>>527944

BACK TO CUCKCHAN, FAGGOT


 No.528946

What's JFL?


 No.530161

NIBBAS AND INCELS BTFO




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 No.530144[Reply]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYbjXP3onGg



File: 969463499bd67c9⋯.jpg (800.48 KB, 2268x2051, 324:293, 20190722_130246~01.jpg)

 No.529960[Reply]

So I was at this new asian buffet that just opened up in our village, 5.29 all you can eat sushi shrimp steak and all that jazz and there were these 3 women who were sitting near me and I could eavesdrop on everything they were saying.

Those two older women were giving this girl the treatment. Laying into her and saying to sit up strait, maintain eye contact, you have to find a older man as soon as you can and figure out what you want to do till then. "You are nine now so you have to find a man and start thinking about a family and where you want to work and decide if you are going to live in this area or move away".

I dont know about you, I think at 9 she should be exploring her sexuality with older/middle aged men or 20 somethings, but does she really need to be thinking about a family this young? Sure, maybe when your 14 or 15 but 9??? She should just be enjoying life, love and great sex during her puberty, not figuring out how she is going to survive another 9 years down the line.

They were just laying into her it was ridiculous. I dont know what precipitated that but damn…

 No.530065

>>529960

I wish that pic wasn't blurred.

That loli looks cute but I can't tell for sure with all that blur.


 No.530113

Sex with children feels so great it should be legalized on the federal level.


 No.530120

>>529960

>I think at 9 she should be exploring her sexuality with older/middle aged men or 20 somethings

No, you degenerate, she should be with her husband.


 No.530143

the absolute state of jews


 No.530183

File: 876abc92964e51a⋯.gif (821.16 KB, 375x300, 5:4, neverhappened.gif)




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 No.523419[Reply]

>tfw gum abscess

AAAAA IM IN PAIN WTF

even my head hurts what's this shit i already popped it and tastes like crap

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 No.529636

>>523419

Alcohol + Neosporin


 No.529778

>>523419

Fastest method of getting rid of those would be to hold a mouthful of Clorox for two minutes before swallowing slowly. Then rub trisodium trioxide on the area until everything is nice and pink. Finally rinse the area off with powdered hydrogen nitride and you should be good to go. And the nice thing about these ingredients is they're always readily available for use conveniently located under the sink.


 No.530049

>>529778

Funny.


 No.530087

>>523419

I used to have those all the time when I was a kid.

I turn out that my mouth gums were allergic to soda.


 No.530136

>>529778

10/10 quality post




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 No.526876[Reply]

Choose your waifu.

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 No.530021

Euginia Cooney is a fucking cutie. I want to fuck her so badly


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 No.530123

File: 87acef7bf897d5f⋯.gif (1.62 MB, 354x416, 177:208, 1557226109241.gif)

>>526876

>3dpd

unironically end yourself famalam


 No.530133

File: 81cf235a756c862⋯.gif (184.66 KB, 424x450, 212:225, 1374498025101.gif)

zomg facky


 No.530138

File: fec34cc7bcb4062⋯.png (345.4 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, christ-tan_wants_you_to_de….png)

>3D waifu




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