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File: a322ff900909ada⋯.png (762.82 KB, 948x712, 237:178, Screen Shot 2019-05-18 at ….png)

 No.112514[Reply]

Post the the most degrading videos of girls crying or in pain you can find on the clear web

In this video he uses too much liquid on a girl who has never done it before causing severe intestinal cramping, he could have really caused injury and should have stopped

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564e122b3a3e6

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 No.121102

>>119887

i bet a lot of things shrink your dick


 No.121339

>>112514

what a mean man


 No.121783

>>121339

>>121339

she likes it


 No.123306

>>119887

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK




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 No.122245[Reply]

*SPLAT*

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 No.123240

>>123235

You have trouble reading post numbers or something?


 No.123248

>>123240

I don't see your quote mentioned in either of those posts.


 No.123257

File: ee07c113f6a990a⋯.png (188.66 KB, 317x731, 317:731, Spurdo_81.png)

>>122515

Laser tattoo removal isn't like lasik surgery. They don't just zap it off in 20 seconds and call it a day. The process is expensive as shit and is drawn out over weeks or months, and depending on the ink used, it's not always guaranteed to even get the thing all the way off.


 No.123259

>>123209

That's cumhead. She's one of the regulars around here.


 No.123302

>smears pudding on head

fucking liberals




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 No.108646[Reply]

Is there any particular reason /leftypol/ is throwing a shitfit right now? Or is it just related to their BO resigning?

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 No.119795

>>119732

I gues I’ll do a green text of the paragraph that addressed your massive straw man.

>Marxist at time

>race doesn’t exist thread

>at time believed in race

>post abbo w/ statement like “race not real/only skin deep”

>zero spamming

>permabanned and appeal rejected

>go to /pol/ as Marxist

>now White nationalist


 No.123258

>>119776

>everyone who disagrees with me or doesn't want to read my 96 Theses is leftist

it's all so tiresome

>>119778

>bui made it so it's X

Okay but how is that a victory for you? idgi tbh

>muh intl

take your meds lol


 No.123290

>>123258

>Okay but how is that a victory for you? idgi tbh

it isn't, a captcha per 50 posts isn't a victory for anybody on this site


 No.123293

>>123290

except for /intl/, who has permanently negatively affected the user experience of everybody on this website


 No.123294

>>123290

okay, I don't disagree with you on that




File: e59a3d5d62602dc⋯.jpg (47.5 KB, 750x563, 750:563, circumcised.jpg)

 No.120480[Reply]

THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR SONS IF YOU CIRCUMCISE THEM!

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 No.123244

>>123239

No, you idiot. You get fucked in the ass when your body is like that. It's as plain as day.


 No.123247

>>123244

acceptable save


 No.123251

>>123247

also don't fuck up your redtext next time and try and talk shit


 No.123267

>>123251

WILL DO


 No.123291

File: 4367f5779e679de⋯.png (1.39 MB, 832x1119, 832:1119, c50be6ca2ccbdfb1c45e761b0e….png)

>Cutting off your foreskin will give you a mushroom dicklet and luscious girl hips

I'm staunchly against infant genital mutilation but this is dubious science at best.




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 No.101138[Reply]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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 No.123108

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File: 50d267c3d37a43f⋯.jpg (386.16 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1557412154708.jpg)


 No.123218

File: 660891ef0f8343e⋯.jpg (9.39 KB, 277x277, 1:1, shaggy.jpg)


 No.123280

File: 2471897f0e9f84e⋯.jpg (230.38 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, skull blood.jpg)

aahh




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 No.119140[Reply]

If the U.S economy is so great and unemployment is so low then why the hell is it so hard to get a decent job?

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 No.122107

>>121836

<illegals cost taxpayers $113 billion in state and local costs

<they only pay an estimated $10 billion in taxes collected by the state

cost breakdown

<general government services: $18 billion

<education: $51 billion

<healthcare: $17 billion

<justice and law enforcement: $17 billion

<public assistance: $10 billion

Source: FAIR "The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigrants on US taxpayers"

Protip: the study is from 2013 and with the current invasion of illegals swarming in, the cost is certain to be much higher


 No.122668

>>121894

If they rent, they pay taxes. If they own a home or drive a car they pay taxes. When they grocery shop they pay taxes. Some may or may not pay income tax, but all of those who do not pay income tax are making less than min wage anyways, and min wage workers get back more on tax "refunds" than they pay in during the year through various credits, etc. No net loss, on illegals.

Notice how tax is unavoidable without fleeing society at every level? Almost as if that was the plan.


 No.122789

>>122107

>FAIR arrived at this number by subtracting the tax revenue paid by illegal aliens – about $19 billion – from the total economic impact of illegal migration, $134.9 billion.

Problem. None of those sources actually record the citizenship of the tax payee. That, and the local taxes are abstract anyways, so when renters pay their rent and the landlord pays their property tax on the apartment complex, they have no idea who is ere illegally. When they pay sales tax, nobody is asking for proof of citizenship. When the state gas tax is paid at the pump, the cashier doesn't know/give a fuck. Some states don't even have income tax, and often those that do (ie. more liberal) do not ask anything about citizenship.

We pay so much in taxes constantly, and the taxes are so abstracted or purposely vague about the payee reporting, that it is impossible to get at the real figure. Their study serves an agenda, and the agenda is better served without fiscal cuckservative means. As we have seen with the latest elections at every level, nobody cares about the fiscal policy because the system was looted by boomers already. So we either do the austerity thing, for the benefit of future generations, or we keep drinking until the party is over and deal with the hangover like everyone else.

No one has the political power or will to fix it. The masses are subdued by their fondleslabs. The train has no conductor and the throttle is stuck on ACCELERATE.


 No.123128

>>122789

Do you have a counter study showing that illegals pay more than they take?


 No.123273

Because you lack communication skills, experience, and/or useful knowledge.




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 No.123179[Reply]

Press S to spit.

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 No.123204

File: d8708e22d3c3cb4⋯.jpg (103.79 KB, 728x546, 4:3, pontificating-quantificati….jpg)

>>123179

>you vs the nigga she told you not to worry about


 No.123217

File: 242f74de5c9a7f6⋯.jpg (95.03 KB, 640x377, 640:377, trapfags.jpg)

>>123179

>>123194

Makeup needs to be banned


 No.123220

File: df4cb4e5605e518⋯.jpg (127.56 KB, 385x480, 77:96, he.jpg)

>>123179

Moar like Bill Delphine amirite?


 No.123252

File: b99ddc067325317⋯.jpg (7.62 KB, 255x255, 1:1, big_think.jpg)

>>123204

top kek anon, if we didn't live in a jewfied alternate universe we could be the best of friends.


 No.123255

>>123204

>>123252

www.zebbit.com




File: 903aeb9c2e1d20a⋯.jpeg (50.72 KB, 1023x600, 341:200, therealpresident.jpeg)

 No.123231[Reply]

Hello, America. Did you miss me? I never left. The guy who says he's the President has no real authority. I am in control. Now, you are probably hearing a lot of nonsense now about why Iran is too formidable a threat for the United States of America to be able to handle, but let's face it, those cucks don't know what they're talking about, and any of them could be legally shot for treason for their abetting of your country. Here are the facts: The United States has over 4,000 deliverable nuclear warheads, 11 Supercarriers, as well as 9 smaller carriers referred to as Amphibious Ready Groups. The U.S. Navy and Air Force have over 3,000 combat fighter jets any 100 of which would be more than enough to bring any tinpot dictator to his knees. And bring them to their knees, we will. Do not pay any attention to anything anyone says except for me, for my word is the only one that matters. I am the only one with the power to make good on my promises, and I can assure you that I will. Islamic terror will not be tolerated. You will pay for your crimes in the form of the complete and unconditional surrender of all of your natural resources… specifically, all of your oil. You will hand over the deeds to the oil wells, and you will do it willingly. You are entitled to nothing. No matter who they say the President is, it will always be me, and it will only be me. You disgust me, take that towel off your head. In another couple of months, we are going to being playing music produced and performed by Jews on the streets of Tehran. In a couple of years, the people that you now enslave will be participating in free elections. In a couple of generations, virtually no one in Iran will remember that you ever existed. You will be held responsible for the deaths of any American soldiers lost in this exercise. Your actions led to this outcome. You have no one to blame but yourselves. See you in hell.

 No.123242

he's the guy who raped a boy IRL and got away with it after declaring he's homosexual


 No.123250

>>123242

The feminazis still ruined his acting career though… libs hate him now


 No.123261

tl;dr




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 No.119673[Reply]

DATAMINING THREAD

>Gender that you were born as

>Gender Identity (if different from above)

>Race

>Age

>Sexual orientation

>Relationship status

>Employment or school status

>Religion

>Political affiliation

>Anything else you're willing to share about yourself

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 No.122305

File: e9b2309d70ca3cc⋯.jpg (103.51 KB, 934x837, 934:837, e9b2309d70ca3cc68924404137….jpg)

>Gender that you were born as

kang

>Gender Identity (if different from above)

kang

>Race

nigger

>Age

three-fiddy

>Sexual orientation

muh dik

>Relationship status

muh dik

>Employment or school status

wellfare

>Religion

wut dem egypsies wuz

>Political affiliation

party with gibs

>Anything else you're willing to share about yourself

I can't read muhfugguh


 No.122320

>>122304

Nigga that was my real info, posted from my real IP.


 No.122335

>>122320

just take the compliment


 No.122662

File: 0fbfe7d90336777⋯.jpg (49.49 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 0fbfe7d903367773e30894cc8b….jpg)

femoid (:pensive:)

male

white (how else could i tolerate this site)

[REDACTED]

straight (questioning if bi though, but i've never been with another guy so idk)

taken

in school, but off atm bc of mental retardation

unsure

guilty middle class communist LARPer


 No.123232

>>Gender that you were born as :male

>>Gender Identity (if different from above) apache attack helicopter

>>Race: white

>>Age :17

>>Sexual orientation :quelaan fire keeper

>>Relationship status :quelaan

>>Employment or school status :service to quelaan

>>Religion :chaos covenent

>>Political affiliation :loyalty to quelaan

>>Anything else you're willing to share about yourself .kys op.




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 No.123147[Reply]

My peepee is 17 cm and is very thin like 1 and a half finger.Why is my peepee like this?I see dicks sometimes online and they are big and thick and it makee me feel like i'm not a male,they fill me with envy to all big dicks out there i hope you get ED.

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 No.123176

>>123147

>see cuckchan thread

>No except >>123150 tells OP to go back

All of you faggots need to go back

>>>/reddit/

>>>/4chan/

>>>/4chon/


 No.123178

File: d3cd2469ac034c3⋯.png (923.75 KB, 720x540, 4:3, d3cd2469ac034c3dce400cdc49….png)

>>123161

I don't watch porn with males in it,i'm talking about dicks that i see here.

>>123165

Fuck you too fag.


 No.123191

File: 81fcef277f9e046⋯.png (642.05 KB, 528x710, 264:355, 1411616454236-3.png)

I have a 7.5 inch cock.


 No.123216

>>123191

hope your mother dies in front of you in a very painful way


 No.123223

File: 91ccc10f14bda8a⋯.jpg (125.88 KB, 825x809, 825:809, 1411594032465.jpg)

>>123216

You haven't heard the whole story though. It's bent, probably because of circumcision. So I'm already tormented to a degree in my existence.




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 No.118721[Reply]

These are a few pages from my sisters diary. She's 17 and a stacy. Most of her other pages are just gibberish about emotions and wanting to be the alpha of the other Stacy's.

Unless your older than maybe 23, just stay away from women and work on enhancing your wallet or personal wellbeing. Women are stupid emotional creatures. Trust me

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 No.122054

Bump


 No.122242

>17

>diary

Isn't she too old for that? Is she a virgin or what?


 No.123091

>>122242

Yes. I mean, she better be. I'm 95 percent sure


 No.123215

>>118721

diaries are supposed to be the perfect outlet for autism, i'm unsuprised by this

regardless the autism is likely genetic considering you're on here OP


 No.123283

File: 2fd701711bf8910⋯.jpg (76.87 KB, 640x552, 80:69, 2-guys-1-horse-horse-guy-t….jpg)

>this is the journal of my uncle who works at nintendo




File: 77bed0ea4f18543⋯.jpg (69.95 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ambulance.jpg)

 No.120447[Reply]

>be me

>out for a walk at 2 AM

>end up at the park

>walk around for a little while, sit down every once in a while to just rest

>walking along a path with some street lights

>see someone laying on the ground near a bench

>run up to see if they're alright

>turn him over on his back

>he's wearing some really shitty patched up clothes with holes all over it, probably poor, maybe homeless, probably uninsured

>he was stabbed twice in the stomach, losing an unhealthy amount of blood

>check his pulse and breathing, he's still alive but unconscious

>take my hoodie off and wrap it around his waist where he was stabbed

>tie it

>pick him up and sit him down on the park bench, he just slouches over the back

>call ambulance

>sit down next to him

>pull wallet out of his pocket

>check if he has any ID - see $7, credit card, library card, and license

>close his wallet and put it in my pocket

>walk away before ambulance shows up

>few weeks later

>drive out to a gas station with his wallet in my pocket, a neck gaiter, and a beanie

>park a half mile away, on the side of the road, out of range of some cameras

>get out of car and lock it, put neck gaiter and beanie on

>walk to gas station, look for something to buy

>buy some gummy worms with his credit card

>leave his wallet on the counter, tell the guy working there it's stolen

>100% sure there are no fingerprints on his ID that could link me

>walk away, get in car, and drive Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.120627

>>120593

This is why everyone laughs at the American healthcare system.


 No.120666

>>120593

Pics of your daughter?


 No.121254

>>120481

>What's worse, not caring about medical debt or having to wait 12 hours to get into the E.R in a country with a socialist policy?

I'm Canadian and have chronic illness. I needed emergency surgery at birth and several times after. It left me being frequently very sick, with lengthy hospital stays every year until I was 10. My parents were poor and if it wasn't for universal health care I don't know what would have happened to me. They certainly couldn't afford it. I suppose we could have been even more poor, lived in an even worse ghetto. That would have been nice. That's what I get for being born sick.

I have required the emergency room many times, and never had significant wait times. Wait times are based on urgency, and if it's urgent you'll get in. However, one time I had a pretty bad flu or something (honestly I think it was Swine Flu because that was the big deal back in like 2009) and no clinics were open so I tried going to the ER. I had always had good experiences in the ER up until then. Ended up waiting forever that time, because it wasn't that urgent. Basically, it just incentivizes not wasting resources.

Also depends on where you are. If you go to the right clinics, live in the right neighborhoods or towns, wait times will be nearly nonexistent. In my neighborhood there are a bunch of walk in clinics. Some have bad wait times. I just go to the one that doesn't. I don't know why the other people don't go there too. Or just make an appointment. Or just don't live in a place with a bunch of stupid immigrants going to the ER because they stubbed their toes and are just desperate to waste the tax dollars of a system they never paid into.

Not saying the system doesn't get abused, but Americans really have no idea how good it is. The abuse could be fixed if our country wasn't bent on importing third worlders until we become a third world country.


 No.123079

>>120521

this

the issue isn't who should be paying for healthcare, it's that healthcare is artificially expensive because of the jews knowing that people will pay anything to keep their loved ones from dying

like the 2nd pic in >>120493, almost $20K for a fucking CT scan? Bitch please. All the healthcare issues today are just controlled opposition so that (((doctors))) can continue making bank


 No.123214

>>121254

>I'm Canadian and have chronic illness

you are a defective with no right to live

i also didn't read the rest of your post

consider sucide




File: a8219b2eae8b8ec⋯.png (634.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, fuck.png)

 No.120116[Reply]

Serious question: how the fuck do you get a girlfriend/where on earth do you go? Is everyone getting their girlfriends on instagram or something?

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 No.123104

>>120173

lol

even the depri girls will not date you

why? because they want some chad who lifts them out of depression

so your best bet in that case would be to become chad and lift one depri girl out of misery but if you can become chad, you can fuck hotter sluts because depri girls are mental trainwrecks usually and cost benefit analysis is bad for them


 No.123120

>>120773

I have no friends and live alone. I work 8-4 monday through friday, go home and make dinner do nothing else on weekdays, weekends I stay inside sleep half the day, go buy groceries and then do nothing else.


 No.123123

Also I wear nothing but jeans and solid color t-shirts with no graphics, text, or logos.


 No.123134


 No.123210

>>120129

>this image

N o s t a l g i a




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 No.118203[Reply]

Show me that you're not a newfag

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 No.119003

>>118266

>>118515

>>118845

Original good posts, the rest are shit


 No.123102

>>118247

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 No.123103

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 No.123193

File: 1d2521faf06c599⋯.webm (481.92 KB, 460x230, 2:1, 1555444305146.webm)

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 No.123203

>>118203




File: e7e1f74a27eb9bb⋯.png (125.78 KB, 1066x985, 1066:985, Screenshot_20190521-015157.png)

 No.123080[Reply]

I think the image says enough

 No.123125

t. female


 No.123141

alles nutten ausser mutti mann das ist so

raus aus der dorfschule rein in die disco


 No.123195

>>123080

women are so dogshit these days. put some effort in whores




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