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 No.123052[Reply]

I lost my EBT card yesterday, and my fridge is almost halfway empty. What should I do, my friends?

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 No.123155

>>123144

nigger food stamps


 No.123168

>>123144

Electronic Benefit Transfer its the current years version of government cheese. Niggers get these and buy good food or sell them for cash and spend it on crack.


 No.123169

>>123144

Free groceries.


 No.123173

Eat half as much as usual and your fridge will be a quarter empty by the time your new card arrives.


 No.123181

>>123169

>>123155

>>123168

>OP is a literal nigger on american foodstamps

thanks 4 the laff mates




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 No.118892[Reply]

Lain Marathon

Come and chat with your fellow anons as we are watching all 13 episodes of Serial Experiments Lain. starting at 8pm est to about 1:30.

https://cytu.be/r/sundaynightstreams#

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 No.122221

>>121550

It’s ok there’ll be a next time ;)


 No.122228

も夢も希望もない


 No.122275

Aww, fucking missed it


 No.122817

死ない

生ない


 No.123149

>>121539

They are unofficial, could only be found on etsy at one point. I think only the raincoat one is still in stock. Hecho en Mexico. The other unofficial thing I have is the lain fan art book for the 20th anniversary of sel laying flat on my desk. That's the only lain art book I have unless you count scenario experiments lain. Also, even though it's not lain related, you might be interested in finding out what manga lain's chair is sitting on.




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 No.117202[Reply]

Let's be honest here. We ALL get a good laugh out of watching philippinos having sex with their kids every now and again. It's funny. But when I paid a local father so I could fuck his daughter I started wondering… Why doesn't superglue stick to the bottle. That's some matrix shit right here.

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 No.117226

Is that why Jim banned the Philippines?


 No.117393

>>117212

Wow, these are horse balls. I'm with envy.


 No.123119

>>117202

Jim probably went to Pampanga like most mutts where he fucked poverty-ridden families' kids in the cheap. I bet the trespassers tried to find dirt on him (pictures of fucking) so they could kick him off his free masonry.


 No.123132

>>117202

It does stick to the inside of the bottle. But, it doesn't stick to itself.


 No.123133

>>117393

i find balls gross tbh, i prefer small balls on men. nice cock tho




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 No.117005[Reply]

Is it true that in America if you even talk to a girl under 18 you will have people call the police on you and have police detectives show up at your door?

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 No.122267

>>122211

Another illegality of sex tourism is a resident from a state where its 18, to another country where its lower.

Age of Consent for the U.S. is probably the only legal measure where the state law follows the citizen, and it has nothing to do with the law of the territory.

Because sex is inhuman, must not be seen as beautiful if done on the beach or in a car, and young adults are not allowed to know information about it because its a secret club that can't enter until the law says so even if their individual body and mind system have been turned on to do so.


 No.122631

>>122220

>>122205

>>122236

>>122246

Once you cross state lines federal law takes precedence and the federal age of consent is 18.


 No.122648

>>122265

So, do I hire some eastern european gents to politely convince the "woman" to remain silent forever?


 No.122720

>>117091

This is true. I said I wanted to have a relationship with a legal female aged 16-18 and some 35yo woman was acting like I said I was gonna murder a whole elementary class.


 No.123121

>>122631

Good thing pigs aren't following teenage thots around to verify their relationships are legal.

One of the Kardashian kids was openly dating that rapper when she was 16 and 17, it was covered by the paparazzi, nothing ever happened.

If it's a genuine relationship, nobody cares. If it's interstate child prostitution being arranged online, that's a different story.




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 No.118596[Reply]

LAIN died, she was killed, don't ever forget about it

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 No.118751

File: 0bb0f9f567e9224⋯.jpg (390.24 KB, 1253x1563, 1253:1563, 96df71fa5c246a83d102673069….jpg)

>>118596

I'm sorry.


 No.123027

Why do millennials like anemic and unsubstantial anime? Is this a plan to make you all skinny, pathetic, sensitive japs inside?


 No.123062

>>123027

lain's skin makes her look anemic but as far as i know there was no mention of her having any physical conditions other than an unresponsiveness to pain like a year or so before her suicide


 No.123073

>>118610

all lainer are unironically faggots tbh


 No.123118

>>118596

Don't ever forget what (((they))) took away from us.




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 No.121385[Reply]

Would you a 3.8/10 brown girl?

Pic related.

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 No.122716

Is she balding?


 No.123020

>>121385

man I want to live where this is 3.8/10


 No.123022

>>121460

so their parents don't hear them


 No.123116

>>123020

this.

but in reality most men will rate this above a 5/10, it's fucking sad.




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 No.122911[Reply]

>capitalists will defend this

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 No.123061

Yes, I would defend food being made available so people don't starve. Who would be against this?


 No.123078

>with refill

buy it for 2


 No.123084

>>122939

If you don't like it don't buy it. Make your own or choose a different one.

It's not thathard if you're not retarded.


 No.123098

File: a8b64f8dbe93644⋯.jpg (86.82 KB, 959x959, 1:1, Communist Dinner.jpg)

>>122939

>>122939

>The servings are too big, it's shameless consumerism.

People not starving to death triggers the fat, card carrying communist. Imagine my shock.


 No.123114

>>122939

If $60/year for a Costco membership is elitist, then I'm a gay nigger jewess from Krypton.




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 No.121018[Reply]

Post music

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 No.123042

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

King Alfonso X wrote this song while driving niggers out of Spain.


 No.123048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Little know fact. There are but twenty complex rap tracks that step above the nursery rhyme scheme or elemental education. Most of them are by Public Enemy but there are a few other as well, I shall play one now.


 No.123065

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>>121680

Here is my favorite 8bit


 No.123088

File: 8575a118e12ea0c⋯.webm (3.28 MB, 500x500, 1:1, シュガーソングとビターステップ.webm)

Some Vtubers can actually sing really well!


 No.123100

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.




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 No.122300[Reply]

post em'

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 No.123002

>>122974

>not seeing the impending "black goo" scenario

wew lad


 No.123007

>>122987

there's no such thing as deserving to survive, you either do or you don't


 No.123018

>>123007

>there's no such thing as deserving to survive

Bullshit when intelligence is supposedly one of your species' gifts. You deserve to survive then by recognizing threats to your survival and acting to eliminate them.


 No.123025

>>123018

>and acting to eliminate them

Or negate them. Outcome is the same.


 No.123089

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 No.122077[Reply]

Cant get a gf

Just cant do it

Tried everything

Dont understand

Not ugly or fat just average and kinda weird

Pls help

So lonely

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 No.122137

>>122104

>ugly men makes the best girls

THIS IS HORSESHIT!!!!!

People will call me an incel for saying this, but the TRUTH IS that MOST WOMEN LOOK LIKE UGLY MEN WITH WIGS!!!!!!

WOMEN ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE!

MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE!

MOST PEOPLE ARE FUCKING UGLY!!!

THE REASON there is an imbalance today, wrt incels, is because men have been taught to hate themselves and women have been taught to hate themselves, but also to hate men. So, we have men that hate themselves and worship women, and women that hate themselves and hate men!

MOST PEOPLE ARE UGLY.

And to speak to OPs question,

you will have no luck with younger women. Aim for older women, preferably with a career (she'll be your gibs mommy).


 No.122215

>>122137

But I dont want an older woman…


 No.122978

>>122077

It is because you are an arrogant idiot

>>122215

See? You have zero experience with women and think you can get the girl you want with 0 experience. I have fucked women that were adults when I was a kid, where babies when I was a kid and even thoughts when I was a kid. But I started with anything I could get my hands on. Looks matter to some degree usually but you got to learn how to get women, this is the most important part, this is the first step you moron. How do you learn how to drive a car? By driving obvioulsy, so did you learn to drive on a ferrari or on a fucked up car? Stupid idiot…


 No.123046

>>122077

Get a trap gf.


 No.123082

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 No.121319[Reply]

>These are the people leading the revolution

You scared, nazi?

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 No.122899

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>>121627

is this you in the video?


 No.122908

Reminder that the holocaust never happened


 No.122914

>>121319

>Scared

More concerned those weapons are covered with their pozzed gender fluid


 No.123010

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>>121823

now in real life


 No.123077

>>122908

>denying Hitler's great achievement

Fuck off, jew.




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 No.109200[Reply]

WEBM/MP4 Thread

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 No.123015

File: b763b8f136f113e⋯.webm (7.98 MB, 640x480, 4:3, mantis shrimp.webm)


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File: 02c10f8f4164cda⋯.mp4 (871.99 KB, 480x852, 40:71, punch.mp4)


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File: 241558d3014b8b1⋯.mp4 (6.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, crazy shit.mp4)




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 No.112728[Reply]

All traps should be raped.

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 No.119093

>>118980

On second thought, don't.


 No.119129

>>119093

I’m sickened but curious. Post noods lad.


 No.120011

File: 22d7bdba28ea256⋯.gif (204.27 KB, 195x198, 65:66, angry gay sound (1).gif)


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 No.123028

>>120011

Poor Felix, someone turned the symbian to max.




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 No.122846[Reply]

What does it feel like to be retarded?

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 No.122925

Go on /pol/.


 No.122934

Is there any reason which may serve to justify our belief that it would be wrong to kill and eat the retarded — no matter how severe a food shortage might become? (By ‘reason’ I mean ‘consideration which rationally justifies’ and not ‘factor which causally or psychologically explains’.) Professor Margolis, suspicious of the abstract formalism of moral theory and all its high-sounding talk about rights, prefers to think about such issues in terms of a rather vague “liberal principle” — i.e. the principle that, “all things considered, a liberal society is committed to enlarging and safeguarding the conditions under which the retarded … may enjoy a measure of well-being” ([1], p. 29). But are we not committed to a similar principle about non-human animals? Do we not feel that, if possible, domestic animals should enjoy a measure of well-being? But do we not also feel that the retarded should enjoy a moral status somewhat higher and more secure than that enjoyed by our pets? If so, then the Margolis principle is in trouble. It can explain our moral concern about the retarded insofar as it overlaps (as it clearly does) our concern about other sentient creatures, but not as it may represent a special and separate concern. It is this special and separate concern which rights talk seeks to capture; and so, given Margolis’ obvious special and separate concern for the retarded, he should perhaps not dismiss the rights tradition so quickly. Perhaps we want to say more than “It is unfortunate that we may have to eat the retarded” (as it might be unfortunate if we have to eat Rover in an emergency). Perhaps we want to say that eating the retarded is not an option, that the non-eating of the retarded is a guarantee. But is this not simply to say that the retarded have a right not to be eaten?


 No.122972

you tell me OP


 No.123001

File: e336ddee0050ff9⋯.jpg (109.26 KB, 263x433, 263:433, 4vr09809dtfu0jgo.jpg)

>>122846

>What does it feel like to be retarded?

Lonely. Pic Related.


 No.123024

>>122846

>What does it feel like to be retarded?

Slower than normal. It is literally what the word means. Retard is french for slow. Mentally retarded was used to describe handicapped people and that was wrong because though handicapped people can act retarded, that is not their normal state, for non handicapped people can act retarded as well, OP for example. I was retarded myself just this morning after awakening and before my java jolted me fully awake enough to comment on the worst thread of the year.




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 No.113225[Reply]

I want to relocate but my criteria make it difficult to find the right place.

-it has to ne warm, ideally tropical/caraibean/méditerranean weather.

-low population ideally an island

-no niggers and low crime

-politically stable, unlikely to go into a civil war in the next 50 years

-Not in or part if the US

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 No.122475

>>122293

Any non-African countries that have similar or better access to guns than US?


 No.122490

>>113225

Malta

Nauru

Falklands

Faroes


 No.122496

>>122490

Last one is the opposite of tropical, my bad. Still comfy though


 No.122564

>>113287

this. there are lots of places here in Northern Europe where the summer temperature is very pleasant, and the winters are quite mild (still a little snow and ice, but nothing serious). If you want it to be nigger-free you'll have to do without tropical weather.


 No.123017

>>113225

Portugal

Added bonus: very low cost of living

Most Portuguese speak English thanks to an excellent education system, so you can learn to speak Portuguese at your leisure.




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