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Hear me out… The United States has perhaps the most and worst abusive police officers in the United States and all the illegal aliens coming in are violent niggers and spics. I have an idea, to get back at the abusive police who arrest young white males for simply smoking marijuana, I think we should have open borders and bring in more cop killers to kill these pigs. The wall isn't getting built anytime soon, I say let's let in these illegal spics and niggers and kill some pigs, police officers are soldiers of the Jews who are targeting white young males.

Illegals aren't our enemies, as long as they kill American police officers, they are our best buddies. We don't need white young boys getting their lives ruined because some pig Jew cop arrested him for having marijuana. American police officers should be killed and their wives clitoris and vulvacut off as well as their labia stitched and repeatedly gang raped by a broken bear bottle until they die from pussy blood loss.

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Immigrants on average make a net contribution after just a few years


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Also pigs are smart, even smarter than dogs.


Well they get to live in your front yard



that is the most retarded fucking mutt logic i've ever heard. enjoy your trash 3rd world country you nigger.



Have you been to a third world country?

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Post suicide jumpers, headshots, crime scene photos, videos etc.

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Carlos pls, this is srs




They didn't have any.



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This is funny because I hate dogs. Am I going to hell now?

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Tell me why I can't get fit using concrete powder bags.

A 25 kg cement bag is 4 USD.

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Guys, wait hold on I've got an idea. Are you listening? Listen, what if we take concrete powder and make weights out of it?



Do you even know how to make concrete or have convenient molds that look like weights? Why do you think assbackwards?


Don't use bags of concrete as workout equipment.

Make a proper weight set out of the concrete. It is not difficult, your get better results, and you are far less likely to have a accident that ends up with you getting chem burns to your eyes or some other dumb shit that can go wrong with a loose bag of concrete.

If you just want a cheap sack to toss around to get stronger then get a bag of sand and wrap the fuck out of it in something durable to not make a mess.



Skeleton meets will not understand this post



You can shape out dirt to make molds fine. Dumbbells might be tricky, but plates would be ezpz just make a circle and shove a thick stick in the center.

Or you could make genuine molds with some woodwork and WD40 for less finishing.

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This is what the average woman will look like in ancapistan.

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No, Mark lives in a Retard group home, pic related


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I lost my virginity to a man with a huge penis. But I didn’t know it at the time. Watching porn made me uncomfortable so I always just read erotica. So he was very proud of his huge cock, and I don’t think he could figure out why I wasn’t amazed by it. For my part, I couldn’t figure out why sex was so damn painful. I could barely open my jaw far enough to the get the thing in my mouth. We could only have sex in missionary position because everything else hurt so badly. I was not particularly impressed with intercourse (or giving oral, for that matter).

The rest of my relationships have been with men with normal size penises. I found out, holy shit, having sex with them is fucking easy. I don’t have to use a cup of lube to have intercourse or use an ice pack on my face after giving a blow job. I don’t get what the big deal is for big dicks. Give me a normal dick any day.



Must punch

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>americlaps unironically buy rolls of paper to rub the shit off their asshole with

>there is an entire industry in america revolving around shit-paper

I thought this was just a joke but it's actually real haha what the fuck.

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Start eating only grains and vegetables

For me it’s oats and asparagus. Swallow some salt (1 teaspoon approx 1000mg sodium) if you need to regulate your blood pressure

For quick calories eat a long storage dried fruit like raisins

Plenty of water

For better bowel movements drink hot water. Caffeine or tea is also permissible


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idk man lately ive been having these magical shits where even though i wipe there is nothing there to wipe. its just like nothing was ever there.

but yeah i do the same where i end up using a quarter of the role just wiping my ass after a steamer but whatever such is life.



Wheel your subhuman ass down to your local Walmart and look on the shelves. Which do you see more of: shitpaper or wet wipes?


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>be Eurotrash

>get stabbed


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We use toilet paper in western Europe.

Except me, I clean with soap and water, using paper is retarded, you can't clean yourself with that.

Even the Japanese use water, and they're hygiene fanatics.

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did anyone of u fags try to get high on any kind of spices u can find in usual herbalists

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everyone talks shit about dudeweed, and for good reason, but spice will genuinely damage you, and has the potential to kill you the first time you consume it


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I had one of the best experiences EVER with nutmeg. I got high for literally like 3 days straight. Super strong weed esque body high that was intense and also crazy headspace. Thought i would never come down haha



What the fuck happened there?



the niggers chopped all their trees down for charcoal.



That's a lot of charcoal.

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Wait wait wait Elon Musk want to " mitigate the risk of AI" by basically putting a ethernet cable direct into your brain?

Isnt that increasing the risk dramatically?

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Fucking ZOG copenigger!!!!!


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Transhumans/cyborgs are the next step in evovlution. Autonomous machine learning is the ultimate goal.


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Musk plans on hacking into Jews brains. What a genius.




It can also mean direct democracy and the power loss of the elite. The elite might become be hoarding piss bottles in their useless mansions.

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In what kind of political system could you be considered a good citizen?

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Hello, my name is Jason Lees. I'm from Manchester, England.

I'm 23 years old and I'm the owner of Spacechan.

I work as a PHP programmer at Direct Food Ingredients in Macclesfield, England. I'm also a lefty communist.

Maybe call me at my company sometime; +44 (0)1625 618617 or write me fanmail at jason.lees1@outlook.com



if you could prove any of that, you'd just send the information to the employer yourself instead of recruiting personal army anons to flood their inbox.

you're probably lying and he's not actually spacechan's owner.


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Based quads



In an ancap, the image board people will be shot or enslaved, I doubt they will last more than say 7days.

Harem of girls is a far cry.



autist logic

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(only sex havers can post in this thread, not woman hating incels who have never had the sex)

hi there fellow sex havers, have you been having a lot of sexy sex lately?

man i sure do hate INCELS. i mean why dont they just have sex? they could cure their incelism easily just by having sex.

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have sex






Who hurt you sweetie?



>Somebody wanna wrastle up a teleporter right 'ere?



Please leave this place

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Post natural or edited fleshfangs ITT

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>I see nobody has posted flattest object yet.



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I don't get it. Didn't you just say exactly the same thing?



the distinction is subtle, but i think meaningful.



Sauce for the second one?

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2d butts please

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Butt blasted COPE



only darkies do that shit


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sauce on the last pic sir


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4channees can tell peoples to go back to reddit, 8channes can telk people to go back to 4chan, but where can reddittiors tell people to go back to and what site do they tell you to go back to 8chan?

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lmao created an account a few days ago with VPN, fake numbers and all that. Just gotta know your methods nigger


You've hit an all time low when you're told to get back to myspace.



>where can reddittiors tell people to go back to

tumblr I think.

>and what site do they tell you to go back to 8chan?

Cant tell you that fucker. BUT I will say this one because it's gone now: mewch


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9gag, facebook, ifunny,


Has funnyjunk sunk that low?

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When will someone based enough do something about this chan onion page? That shit is taking forever to load, and when it loads, most of the time it gets an error.

>hur dur onion sites is slow this way

nah, that shit is actually unusable

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And here i got a 1 year subscription some time ago from nordvpn like a retard. What vpn is recommended?


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How are PIA or ExpressVPN?



Use Crytpostorm like a real nigga

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File: e073798cd775eac⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1944x2592, 3:4, space_chan_jason-lees.jpg)


This is Jason Lees. He runs SpaceChan. He is a leftist and a communist.


What's this? Is this a wikipedia page on some random dude that hasn't been updated in over a year and could be used as Jason Lees's new Wikipedia page? Hmmmmm…

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He is a jew








he is not a jew. Lees is not a jewish surname dummy.



spoken like a true jew



raid them with gifs then, ready? go!

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>using spacechan

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They already have archives of that CP infested spacechan coming their way.



Good, the more the better, lets take spacechan down by destroying the cash flow that supports it.


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Because doxxing a spammer is funny



Looks like Cuck King

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