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File: 60d375fa7e448bf⋯.jpg (693.05 KB, 1977x2560, 1977:2560, openborders.jpg)

 No.528339[Reply]

Hear me out… The United States has perhaps the most and worst abusive police officers in the United States and all the illegal aliens coming in are violent niggers and spics. I have an idea, to get back at the abusive police who arrest young white males for simply smoking marijuana, I think we should have open borders and bring in more cop killers to kill these pigs. The wall isn't getting built anytime soon, I say let's let in these illegal spics and niggers and kill some pigs, police officers are soldiers of the Jews who are targeting white young males.

Illegals aren't our enemies, as long as they kill American police officers, they are our best buddies. We don't need white young boys getting their lives ruined because some pig Jew cop arrested him for having marijuana. American police officers should be killed and their wives clitoris and vulvacut off as well as their labia stitched and repeatedly gang raped by a broken bear bottle until they die from pussy blood loss.

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 No.528813

>>528614

Immigrants on average make a net contribution after just a few years


 No.528814

File: 4b3b09bf909b214⋯.png (2.08 KB, 132x113, 132:113, Boss_Monstro.png)

>CAPLAN

>WEINERSMITH

TOTALLY NOT A JEW BOOK. NOPE. NOT AT ALL.

Also pigs are smart, even smarter than dogs.


 No.528816

Well they get to live in your front yard


 No.528821

>>528339

that is the most retarded fucking mutt logic i've ever heard. enjoy your trash 3rd world country you nigger.


 No.528983

>>528821

Have you been to a third world country?




File: 4cb6a7a7f648a1f⋯.png (104.37 KB, 500x561, 500:561, i-o-share-comments-man-pus….png)

 No.528695[Reply]

Post suicide jumpers, headshots, crime scene photos, videos etc.

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 No.528730

File: 30835bf121fd6be⋯.jpeg (112.68 KB, 484x642, 242:321, image16.jpeg)

>>528726

Carlos pls, this is srs


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 No.528769

>>528713

They didn't have any.


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 No.528948

File: 908336858c3bfda⋯.gif (743.06 KB, 440x246, 220:123, 908336858c3bfda09f53d0c5fe….gif)

>>528700

This is funny because I hate dogs. Am I going to hell now?




File: f371d5122bed91c⋯.png (584.24 KB, 1066x1080, 533:540, Untitled.png)

 No.523079[Reply]

Tell me why I can't get fit using concrete powder bags.

A 25 kg cement bag is 4 USD.

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 No.528848

Guys, wait hold on I've got an idea. Are you listening? Listen, what if we take concrete powder and make weights out of it?


 No.528868

>>528848

Do you even know how to make concrete or have convenient molds that look like weights? Why do you think assbackwards?


 No.528875

Don't use bags of concrete as workout equipment.

Make a proper weight set out of the concrete. It is not difficult, your get better results, and you are far less likely to have a accident that ends up with you getting chem burns to your eyes or some other dumb shit that can go wrong with a loose bag of concrete.

If you just want a cheap sack to toss around to get stronger then get a bag of sand and wrap the fuck out of it in something durable to not make a mess.


 No.528891

>>523111

Skeleton meets will not understand this post


 No.528945

>>528868

You can shape out dirt to make molds fine. Dumbbells might be tricky, but plates would be ezpz just make a circle and shove a thick stick in the center.

Or you could make genuine molds with some woodwork and WD40 for less finishing.




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 No.526238[Reply]

This is what the average woman will look like in ancapistan.

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 No.528425


 No.528441

File: dd77838b2ba401f⋯.jpg (842.41 KB, 1536x751, 1536:751, Retard den.jpg)

>>528425

No, Mark lives in a Retard group home, pic related


 No.528454

File: fe7f4476d5e337e⋯.jpg (41.93 KB, 951x233, 951:233, Mark_lives_at_1229_E_36th_….jpg)

>>528446


 No.528492

I lost my virginity to a man with a huge penis. But I didn’t know it at the time. Watching porn made me uncomfortable so I always just read erotica. So he was very proud of his huge cock, and I don’t think he could figure out why I wasn’t amazed by it. For my part, I couldn’t figure out why sex was so damn painful. I could barely open my jaw far enough to the get the thing in my mouth. We could only have sex in missionary position because everything else hurt so badly. I was not particularly impressed with intercourse (or giving oral, for that matter).

The rest of my relationships have been with men with normal size penises. I found out, holy shit, having sex with them is fucking easy. I don’t have to use a cup of lube to have intercourse or use an ice pack on my face after giving a blow job. I don’t get what the big deal is for big dicks. Give me a normal dick any day.


 No.528923

>>526243

Must punch




File: c5c27b90a863233⋯.jpg (41.22 KB, 493x575, 493:575, 1411616443216-1.jpg)

 No.522478[Reply]

>americlaps unironically buy rolls of paper to rub the shit off their asshole with

>there is an entire industry in america revolving around shit-paper

I thought this was just a joke but it's actually real haha what the fuck.

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 No.524926

>>524314

Start eating only grains and vegetables

For me it’s oats and asparagus. Swallow some salt (1 teaspoon approx 1000mg sodium) if you need to regulate your blood pressure

For quick calories eat a long storage dried fruit like raisins

Plenty of water

For better bowel movements drink hot water. Caffeine or tea is also permissible


 No.527865

File: 280af73e4c48561⋯.png (401.25 KB, 429x431, 429:431, btfo2.PNG)

>>524314

idk man lately ive been having these magical shits where even though i wipe there is nothing there to wipe. its just like nothing was ever there.

but yeah i do the same where i end up using a quarter of the role just wiping my ass after a steamer but whatever such is life.


 No.527876

>>522588

Wheel your subhuman ass down to your local Walmart and look on the shelves. Which do you see more of: shitpaper or wet wipes?


 No.528175

File: bceff50ab226197⋯.png (212.63 KB, 792x577, 792:577, 1438490461984.png)

>>522809

>be Eurotrash

>get stabbed


 No.528755

File: 6f3c4bebc4fb25b⋯.png (6.67 MB, 1771x2215, 1771:2215, alonesimple2.png)

We use toilet paper in western Europe.

Except me, I clean with soap and water, using paper is retarded, you can't clean yourself with that.

Even the Japanese use water, and they're hygiene fanatics.




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 No.525319[Reply]

did anyone of u fags try to get high on any kind of spices u can find in usual herbalists

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 No.527542

>>525319

everyone talks shit about dudeweed, and for good reason, but spice will genuinely damage you, and has the potential to kill you the first time you consume it


 No.528291

File: 10a199425a13268⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 10a199425a13268bd474d40182….jpg)

>>526611

I had one of the best experiences EVER with nutmeg. I got high for literally like 3 days straight. Super strong weed esque body high that was intense and also crazy headspace. Thought i would never come down haha


 No.528619

>>528309

What the fuck happened there?


 No.528629

>>528619

the niggers chopped all their trees down for charcoal.


 No.528668

>>528629

That's a lot of charcoal.




File: ae22e1746fc35c1⋯.jpg (90.05 KB, 1000x669, 1000:669, elon-musk-joe-rogan-blunt-….jpg)

 No.527207[Reply]

Wait wait wait Elon Musk want to " mitigate the risk of AI" by basically putting a ethernet cable direct into your brain?

Isnt that increasing the risk dramatically?

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 No.528483

>>528444

Fucking ZOG copenigger!!!!!


 No.528517

File: 6c00f84823698e2⋯.jpg (129.72 KB, 581x720, 581:720, cope01.jpg)


 No.528540

File: b390d21d766b0d9⋯.gif (879.77 KB, 160x160, 1:1, terminator160x160.gif)

>>527207

Transhumans/cyborgs are the next step in evovlution. Autonomous machine learning is the ultimate goal.


 No.528591

File: 5f2c012a8e77f93⋯.png (6.17 KB, 1920x629, 1920:629, ClipboardImage.png)

>>527207

Musk plans on hacking into Jews brains. What a genius.

https://neuralink.com/


 No.528626

>>528591

It can also mean direct democracy and the power loss of the elite. The elite might become be hoarding piss bottles in their useless mansions.




File: dfdbecb2aa1f0eb⋯.png (138.64 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 2019_07_22_011758.png)

 No.522771[Reply]

In what kind of political system could you be considered a good citizen?

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 No.523384

File: efda5b02c43d1f1⋯.jpeg (1.16 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, SGyvssSshbnKgkki01YH3iXEK….jpeg)

File: b06c82d4f9752e5⋯.jpeg (1.41 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, xKQd4z1gOsbjfYwpW1U5KkK5e….jpeg)

Hello, my name is Jason Lees. I'm from Manchester, England.

I'm 23 years old and I'm the owner of Spacechan.

I work as a PHP programmer at Direct Food Ingredients in Macclesfield, England. I'm also a lefty communist.

Maybe call me at my company sometime; +44 (0)1625 618617 or write me fanmail at jason.lees1@outlook.com


 No.523457

>>523384

if you could prove any of that, you'd just send the information to the employer yourself instead of recruiting personal army anons to flood their inbox.

you're probably lying and he's not actually spacechan's owner.


 No.523679

File: 9d72e9d63626a2e⋯.jpg (449.13 KB, 751x1054, 751:1054, elf loli.jpg)

>>523333

Based quads


 No.528527

>>522786

In an ancap, the image board people will be shot or enslaved, I doubt they will last more than say 7days.

Harem of girls is a far cry.


 No.528595

>>522917

autist logic




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 No.513556[Reply]

(only sex havers can post in this thread, not woman hating incels who have never had the sex)

hi there fellow sex havers, have you been having a lot of sexy sex lately?

man i sure do hate INCELS. i mean why dont they just have sex? they could cure their incelism easily just by having sex.

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 No.520505

>>520341

have sex


 No.521272

>>520505

NEVER!


 No.522205

>>513767

Who hurt you sweetie?


 No.523710

>>513556

>Somebody wanna wrastle up a teleporter right 'ere?


 No.528571

>>520207

Please leave this place




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File: 3c699f9ad97a07f⋯.png (174.31 KB, 482x482, 1:1, 2e226f8ed67f1a11aa5b9bfb73….png)

 No.523239[Reply]

Post natural or edited fleshfangs ITT

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 No.528156

>>527786

>I see nobody has posted flattest object yet.

ftfy


 No.528159

File: 9236887fbc76c51⋯.jpg (49.81 KB, 960x540, 16:9, jesus christ that's hot.jpg)


 No.528186

>>528156

I don't get it. Didn't you just say exactly the same thing?


 No.528219

>>528186

the distinction is subtle, but i think meaningful.


 No.528564

>>523239

Sauce for the second one?




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File: d61ccee3d5d69b7⋯.jpg (77.19 KB, 595x842, 595:842, Mcnuggets.jpg)

File: c665b667092638b⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Is that cheese I smell.webm)

File: f15e7d5a929c29c⋯.jpg (148.62 KB, 746x682, 373:341, 1560824023868.jpg)

 No.523121[Reply]

2d butts please

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 No.528289

Butt blasted COPE


 No.528320

>>523264

only darkies do that shit


 No.528387

File: 9073aea4acc7138⋯.png (149.12 KB, 474x295, 474:295, 1417517233853.png)

>>523121

sauce on the last pic sir


 No.528509

File: b9c09e843e02d92⋯.jpg (95.21 KB, 576x768, 3:4, image1352888968.jpg)


 No.528515

File: 81d7188366f77ba⋯.jpg (128.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0050.jpg)




File: 32de31a3850b633⋯.jpg (54.25 KB, 480x451, 480:451, 12f28910871104cecc299775c2….jpg)

 No.528114[Reply]

4channees can tell peoples to go back to reddit, 8channes can telk people to go back to 4chan, but where can reddittiors tell people to go back to and what site do they tell you to go back to 8chan?

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 No.528334

>>528126

lmao created an account a few days ago with VPN, fake numbers and all that. Just gotta know your methods nigger


 No.528344

You've hit an all time low when you're told to get back to myspace.


 No.528353

>>528114

>where can reddittiors tell people to go back to

tumblr I think.

>and what site do they tell you to go back to 8chan?

Cant tell you that fucker. BUT I will say this one because it's gone now: mewch


 No.528384

File: 097a50cd8c1c684⋯.png (695.82 KB, 640x480, 4:3, prop.png)

>>528119


 No.528385

9gag, facebook, ifunny,

>>528181

Has funnyjunk sunk that low?




File: 847a442c02c90df⋯.png (204.58 KB, 474x355, 474:355, 1456423433148.png)

 No.526981[Reply]

When will someone based enough do something about this chan onion page? That shit is taking forever to load, and when it loads, most of the time it gets an error.

>hur dur onion sites is slow this way

nah, that shit is actually unusable

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 No.527261

>>527172

>>527214

>>527176

And here i got a 1 year subscription some time ago from nordvpn like a retard. What vpn is recommended?


 No.527320

File: a017b00dc89eb27⋯.png (37.78 KB, 552x289, 552:289, 1474308355614.png)


 No.527449

KILL ALL PEDOS AND FEDS ALSO SUMMERFAGS ARE TARDS JEWS KYS WOW I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I SPAM


 No.528328

>>527076

>>527214

>>527172

How are PIA or ExpressVPN?


 No.528383

>>527261

Use Crytpostorm like a real nigga




File: c3346968ffc70c0⋯.png (285.34 KB, 866x497, 866:497, space_chan_dox.PNG)

File: 297f8143c9f1dc4⋯.jpeg (1.08 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, space_chan.jpeg)

File: e073798cd775eac⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1944x2592, 3:4, space_chan_jason-lees.jpg)

 No.523619[Reply]

This is Jason Lees. He runs SpaceChan. He is a leftist and a communist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Lees

What's this? Is this a wikipedia page on some random dude that hasn't been updated in over a year and could be used as Jason Lees's new Wikipedia page? Hmmmmm…

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 No.528286

He is a jew


 No.528294

>>528286

shocker


 No.528333

>>528286

>>528294

>>528304

he is not a jew. Lees is not a jewish surname dummy.


 No.528341

>>528336

spoken like a true jew


 No.528358

>>524018

raid them with gifs then, ready? go!




File: cde6e1fbe14292a⋯.png (39.32 KB, 889x261, 889:261, Screen Shot 2019-07-21 at ….png)

 No.522922[Reply]

>using spacechan

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 No.523497

>>523438

They already have archives of that CP infested spacechan coming their way.


 No.523518

>>523497

Good, the more the better, lets take spacechan down by destroying the cash flow that supports it.


 No.523623

Thread continued:

>>523619


 No.528251

BUMP

Because doxxing a spammer is funny


 No.528296

>>523473

Looks like Cuck King




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