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File: c7965342fc99d15⋯.jpg (78.62 KB, 500x333, 500:333, homeless-dog-1.jpg)

 No.521474[Reply]

There is a homeless man that visits the Coffee shop I spend my Sundays at. I can tell his situation because he has that dirty run down look and orders refillable coffee all day. The thing is he could be attractive cleaned up. He looks recently homeless. His teeth are still clean and his shoes are in one piece. He still had a laptop too.

I am a sexaul predator and I want to lure him home with a hot meal and a shower. While he is in the shower I plan to wash his clothes so he is exposed while it cleans. Then I'll try to have sex with him. I'm not going to physically assault him, even though I could. I'm going to manipulate him with kindness untill he opened up, (pardon the pun).

I tried offering him a meal weeks ago but he refused. Recently I had a breakthrough. He has a dog that I have been feeding and now the bum is opening up too. I plan to use the dog to get at the human.

Any tips?

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 No.525705

>>521650

with what weapon?


 No.525715

>>521523

so you just like rough sex. youre not a predator until you do something like this. fetishes exist anon, dont listen to the goy media


 No.525731

Remember to upload videos of your hunt once you the prey is yours Anon.


 No.525817


 No.527458

>>521523

>very sexually aggressive

>letting a filthy bum enter your home on the off chance he might let you suck his dick or some other gay shit

Yeah, you're not aggressive lmao. The hobo will probably beat the shit out of you and steal your possessions if he ever enters your home and you try some fag shit on him. Also are you expecting him to get nude in front of you and then leave his clothes outside the bathroom? Who the fuck does that?




File: 61aa580597d51ef⋯.jpg (111.39 KB, 820x550, 82:55, Bianca.jpg)

 No.523647[Reply]

She was so cute guys….

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 No.527158

>>527155

no she was 21 when this was taken


 No.527162

>>527140

Doesn't look like her at all.


 No.527164

>>527140

not her, it's another redditor named feelinakompatscher.


 No.527182

>>527140

Not her. There's no confirmed nudes of her. I seriously doubt there are any at all. Whomever has any surely has them locked tightly away.


 No.527223

File: 766ff46eb767182⋯.png (211.93 KB, 1204x312, 301:78, ClipboardImage.png)




File: c49e901d956d60c⋯.png (75.27 KB, 878x432, 439:216, Img-1563778521818.png)

File: 88dabd8cdb11de6⋯.jpg (63.93 KB, 600x785, 120:157, Sad-Jenny-Image-600x785.jpg)

 No.526346[Reply]

>be me like 15 minutes ago

>see cringe thread

>decide to go to the godforsaken hellzone known as deviantart

>look up pic related because i know shit will get juicy there

>most art is mediocre

>decide to just A C C E L E R A T E and go straight for vore

>ohgodmyeyes.png

>so fucking horribly drawn

>so many MS paint circles

>look up inflation too since i'm a fucking masochist

>whathaveidone.wav

"He put his finger to the enter key and searched at one push. A cry followed; he reeled, staggered, clutched at the table and held on, staring with injected eyes, gasping with open mouth; and as I looked there came, I thought, a change — she seemed to swell — her stomach seemed to swell and alter into a HUGE Microsoft paint circle — and the next moment, I had sprung to my feet and leaped back against the wall, my arm raised to shield me from that prodigy, my mind submerged in terror.

“O God!” I screamed, and “O God!” again and again; for there before my eyes — pale and shaken, and half-fainting, and groping before him with his hands, like a man restored from death — there stood DeviantArt!"

>So. Many. Fucking. Circles.

>it was pure hell

>didn't even bother looking anything else up

>literally had tears in my eyes from the horror

>mfw

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 No.526600

>>526426

>>526452

They were also against socialism, which is essentially communism. They were against both because almost all globalists are communo-socialist-satanists.


 No.526639

File: 5fd32cd6a0bf6e4⋯.jpg (29.01 KB, 400x550, 8:11, copeman.jpg)


 No.526658

Just because the mentally stinted have a fetish and make poorly drawn napkin-cartoons they think are good doesn't mean that it's a bad thing. Go to >>>/vore/ to see good shit


 No.527168

File: 1fa02bc262a1f91⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 343x400, 343:400, a3b0adbb2d99ca9f990cb970a6….gif)

when my dad was strangling the life out of me, and then a day later it was all cool, and a few days after that he was joking around about how im a bastard while he was watching game of thrones, i think that was when I realized humans deserve to be flooded, that satan did nothing wrong by rebelling against god when he was ordered to bow down to man. in general ive always hated my family, these fucking rich snooty faggots fucking slurping nigger cock all day, but that was when I truly became horrified at realizing that Im related to these people and their genes will infect my children and my childrens children and that i would probably serve the human race best by killing myself, or by killing vast swathes of the human population.


 No.527220

it's the inevitable result of young teenagers going through puberty getting mixed up signals regarding sexuality

in the past a teenage boy may have had some bizarre thought about something, like fucking toasters

it would pass eventually

now he goes online and looks up toaster porn and finds an entire echo chamber community of toaster enthusiasts and then he's fucked




File: 29f1628326bf989⋯.jpg (89.33 KB, 900x506, 450:253, Analockman1.jpg)

 No.526190[Reply]

There are no reason to hate someone you never met. they are not reason why your life fail. You can push your stress here but that's not help

most people here are the same like you. how about you guys start doing good karma instead ? stop hate and make love

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 No.526908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What was the start of all this?

When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?

Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,

From deep within the flow of time.

But for a certainty, back then

We loved so many yet hated so much

We hurt others and were hurt ourselves.

Yet even then we ran like the wind

Whilst our laughter echoed

Under cerulean skies….


 No.527100

>>526190

I feel you, my small fluffy leaping friend. But unfortunately, hate will always be there. It's encoded in us, more encoded in most, less encoded in some.


 No.527113

File: 0ffe45ed1722b93⋯.gif (861.83 KB, 447x251, 447:251, rabbit62.gif)


 No.527123

>>527113

No matter how hard you work to be friends. It will never work with some people. Cute GIF, though.


 No.527148

We are all so united in the fact that we hate that Thai faggot, that we have forgotten that we hated each other. He's not the hero we wanted, but he's the hero we deserve.




File: 8fbc5faceb6d718⋯.jpg (219.23 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 8588b3f9b7df6777f144aed2f0….jpg)

 No.523928[Reply]

Whats your honest opinion on communism?

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 No.526869

File: 5790726f8536530⋯.png (26.92 KB, 300x256, 75:64, wut.png)

>>524571

>Scarcity is a myth

I bet you're a "poor" nigger and your fridge never went empty


 No.526958

>>523928

>honest opinion on communism

My honest opinion is that the people that are pushing for it don't know what they're heading into. I know it's mostly China that's been pushing the agenda, but you have people that bought into it and thinks freedom and wealth is bad. If any Americans here think it's great, then go to China and see how great it is. Stop pushing your agenda on nationalist countries and that's all I have to say about it. Just another form of control to destroy freedom.


 No.526986

The gayest bullshit ever thought up

It requires not only a level of technology that at this current age is more or less imaginary, it requires a complete reconditioning of the entirety of humanity to achieve that is not only stupid and frivolous, but beyond all meaning to the point of objective evil. In order to even function at a small level, it intends for humanity to no longer be human by any stretch of the imagination.

Like, listen kids - you want to get free shit, join the church or run for office.


 No.527029

>>525523

What usually happens is that authoritarian policies are continued in order to maintain power until the leader dies and someone eyeing power will propose reform in order to popularize themselves.


 No.527063

>>526986

or become an e-thot.




File: 365125e1df16b47⋯.jpeg (93.99 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 001A48EC-5C97-4BF3-8665-F….jpeg)

 No.519268[Reply]

Prove you’re not a 4channel refugee

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 No.526324

>>526199

>I only use cuckchan

nice newfag, now go back


 No.526358

>>526179

Pic is creepy af


 No.526441

File: 4e0f84bf03604fd⋯.jpg (63.84 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, aiportraits_1563779587.jpg)

File: 49aa78960c3ea38⋯.jpg (192.85 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, aiportraits_1563779520 Sca….jpg)

File: aa2242916d359c1⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ayy lmao shrek.jpg)

File: cdcd03d054de0d7⋯.jpg (30.81 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Shrek in his swamp.jpg)

>>526065


 No.526443

File: 83d415ed7589ce5⋯.jpg (69.88 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, aiportraits_1563779338 far….jpg)


 No.526918

>>526179

im here out of nostalgia because i remember these sorta threads back in the day, i dont care, you have fun kiddos




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 No.526708[Reply]

We're living in the greatest and only world right now and we're winning. They've lost but we will keep winning for eternity.

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 No.526782

>>526757

There is no such thing as time and what is next in the will of God is always beautiful.


 No.526816

>>526811

gaytheist


 No.526821

>>526811

Christ is satan, and I don't like.

I love GOD


 No.526846

>>526825

gaytheist


 No.526899

>>526838

Religion is cucked, just love GOD.




File: 42dd9202c745a41⋯.jpg (20.06 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1563591054056.jpg)

 No.526104[Reply]

This probably ain't the best place to ask but how do I deal with sadness. I mean I'm not depressed or anything but I just get hit with long waves of sadness and think about things that should not be thought of.

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 No.526340

>>526104

First you have to solidly identify what is making you sad. Yes this is harder than it sounds. Then depending on what it is you need to mercilessly obliterate it from your life, consequences be damned. If that is not possible I haven't thought that far ahead yet.


 No.526349

>>526162

kill the hooker, fuck the coke, smoke the money. What do I win?


 No.526383

>>526349

DO YOU NORMALL KILL MONEY OR COKE?


 No.526513

File: fbe3b2ec8e152cd⋯.jpg (91.99 KB, 800x600, 4:3, grimsleeper.jpg)

>>526349

In the mid 80s in South Central LA a string of dead whores began to appear and the police named the UNSUB the "Southside Slayer". The problem was, they soon realized that there was more than one killer, but some were caught; although not as many as there were bodies. The killings seemed to stop, particularly the ones tied together with a certain .22 cal pistol.

Decades later more dead prostitutes began being found dumped in alleys again, all killed with the same .22 from the previous spate of death. This time the perp was dubbed "The Grim Sleeper" refering to his long hiatus.

Using new eyewitnesses and dna as well as the ballistics, the cops tracked down and arrested Lonnie Franklin Jr, a longtime LA resident. It seems he would use drugs to lure crackhead hoes back to his trailer where he would degrade and sodomize them while he took pix, in exchange for more crack. His trailer contained hundreds of pix of crackwhores doing this shit and it isn't known how many of them succumbed to his ministrations (read: shot in the head). He was convicted of 10 murders and given 10 death penalties, although it is thought his death count is in the dozens if not higher.


 No.526851

>>526104

Read these posts on this thread on this board. I'm not really left, but it was an interesting thread I found by accident. It helped me.

https://8ch.net/leftpol/res/147491.html#148497




File: 2d1d8c3458f5392⋯.jpeg (3 KB, 213x213, 1:1, download.jpeg)

 No.526328[Reply]

You broke me.

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 No.526648

>>526593

>>526599

If you don't know how to remove the adware manually, then you deserve to use your (((gentoo))) and hate Windows like all people from (((/tech/))) do.

>y-you can't remove (((spyware))) from Windows!

Linux is disgusting. Debian is alright, but you fags are the same one's that hate systemd, so it comes as no surprise.


 No.526690

>>526686

You slut


 No.526693

>>526686

how much was the stand?


 No.526698

>>526686

>proprietary software


 No.526835

File: 79b8a15e4933477⋯.png (259.14 KB, 580x346, 290:173, 1477718505493.png)

>>526710

cuck




File: f15401c44d1f335⋯.png (253.33 KB, 1800x456, 75:19, 1539784484.png)

 No.521664[Reply]

Is there any ideology edgier than ancap? Every nigger and their mom is some kind of hip and trendy anti-capitalist.

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 No.526399

>>526396

>words words words


 No.526517

>>526394

>authoritarian centrist position

lol, cope


 No.526662

Is there an ideology like ancap without the stupid nap? Because that's basically mine.


 No.526677

>>526662

>doesn't understand NAP

It takes like 2 minutes to google and figure out. Try Ayn Rand, brainlet.


 No.526746

File: 29ddf66b2e968c2⋯.jpg (96.47 KB, 1180x1159, 1180:1159, brown shirts 2.jpg)

File: 65d4cd4c59d142b⋯.jpg (93.46 KB, 1180x774, 590:387, brown shirts 3.jpg)

File: b00c3a179ad63df⋯.jpg (85.22 KB, 1180x885, 4:3, brown shirts 4.jpg)

File: b8d0d1a5d12a046⋯.jpg (76.79 KB, 1180x815, 236:163, brown shirts.jpg)

File: ca271c032b78a8e⋯.jpg (67.79 KB, 1180x1070, 118:107, hitler's germany.jpg)

>>522368

Most of the alt-right are also faggots. Coincidence?




File: 2462b80c0e4e413⋯.png (934.76 KB, 800x1157, 800:1157, b46e1ec22552e37cc3257f0a59….png)

 No.524867[Reply]

Since op of the other shop thread is such a huge faggot ill do what he pretended he was gonna do. Ill shop anything you want as long as its not super complex or pedoshit.

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 No.526627

File: a3d19ebf2b44e12⋯.png (399.66 KB, 587x592, 587:592, 264235.png)

File: f515dff292c72ec⋯.jpg (104.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 34652345.jpg)

File: 443edc6ec155b80⋯.png (2.38 MB, 1452x1936, 3:4, 231521342.png)

File: 9522edb9a859035⋯.png (369.41 KB, 665x518, 95:74, 1252313263.png)

File: 6fce82bdf15274a⋯.png (283.49 KB, 576x576, 1:1, shiba drill.png)

>>526619

Also if you would like, combine features of these images into it also.


 No.526633

File: 4b8ce918b3cb571⋯.jpg (70.83 KB, 707x620, 707:620, 36456346.jpg)

File: 29fb0df75ab7521⋯.jpg (24.8 KB, 611x419, 611:419, 213423434.jpg)

File: 5a44542b76b8c19⋯.jpg (23.34 KB, 372x575, 372:575, 346235234.jpg)

File: 225984f328bd28a⋯.jpg (77.12 KB, 961x982, 961:982, 65452534425.jpg)

File: 0cf5d4879542754⋯.jpg (85.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 3425345342.jpg)

>>526619

maybe these too


 No.526651

>thread dies


 No.526684

>>526619

>make it better or more funny

Ok

*right clicks*

*delete*


 No.526737

File: 7b3d7d25af018e0⋯.jpg (175.73 KB, 1200x1553, 1200:1553, fang.jpg)

Give this girl a proper flesh fang.




File: 187a5de0b83960c⋯.png (111.65 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 00h-ooh-008-16161018.png)

 No.526030[Reply]

What are we doing with our life?

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 No.526548

preparing for race war


 No.526558

>>526546

>mfw the void finally screams back

>>526548

ebin meme


 No.526589

>>526548

Go to south africa


 No.526602

>>526589

>implying /pol/tards would ever actively put themselves in harms way to fight for anything


 No.526680

Trying desperately and to stop dragging myself back to imageboards because these sites haven't brought me any kind of joy in almost 5 years.

Yet, just like with alcohol, my dumb retard brain compels me to come back again and again to suffer while wasting time with people I wouldn't hesitate to torture if I knew I could get away with it.




File: 2020de47d312f89⋯.jpg (17.76 KB, 255x231, 85:77, blblbo.jpg)

 No.520839[Reply]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lcnbT0cJxa

this is for the BO.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR MEANPOSTING)

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 No.521687

>>521680

>My parents told me

Lol grow up nerd.


 No.525686

This kid is alright.


 No.525695

>>520839

FUCKING KEK


 No.525711

I love this hilarious son of a bitch


 No.526638

>>521703

Good. Fuck this place.




File: 85d94780465655f⋯.png (1.22 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, gun loli.png)

File: 6973b793810a740⋯.gif (843.81 KB, 500x281, 500:281, gun loli 2.gif)

File: f6604dd584506da⋯.jpg (205.13 KB, 640x379, 640:379, loli gun 3.jpg)

 No.523328[Reply]

Idea: squad of ruthless loli sniper assassins

y/n?

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 No.526504

>>524543

And the Jews?


 No.526509

>>524543

>>524372

Just a couple weeks ago they would have permabanned op and killed this thread


 No.526575

File: 3025ae8d31f5734⋯.jpg (213.43 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 3025ae8d31f573472d8f3a3c65….jpg)

Anti-pedes won't stand a chance.

>>524025

Gee, thanks ISIS!


 No.526613

>>526509

They flip back and forth. Eventually pedo posters will get bold, fill the first page with innocuous pictures of little girls and they'll be banned on site again. Rinse and repeat.


 No.526622

>>526613

Clearly the answer is for pedos to rise up in a worldwide revolution.




File: 06dbc72c345da5c⋯.png (749.87 KB, 780x887, 780:887, Screen Shot 2019-07-21 at ….png)

 No.525756[Reply]

Write something you want me to say, add a picture and ill put it together and post it itt.

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 No.525965

>>525905

For joe rogan joke, sarcastic.


 No.526027

bump

also noted


 No.526531

niggerbutt niggerbutt hairy smelly niggerbutt


 No.526555

Oy vey! Diversity is the key to a successful society, every country needs it. Except for israel.


 No.526572

Despite being 13 percent of the population, they still manage to commit 50 percent of the crime.




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