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File: daed4f8be8f8812⋯.jpg (58.64 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 1412539037496-0.jpg)

 No.121846[Reply]

Should I fap to guro for the lulz?

 No.121889

>>121846

Nah, you should fap to it because it's hot.


 No.121912

It remember to Mexico


 No.121928

File: 8de53f7132193a0⋯.jpg (292.07 KB, 1199x675, 1199:675, 1200px-WorldPride_2017_-_M….jpg)

Fap while you still have a dick man


 No.122074

>>121846

Fapping to things you don't necessarily find attractive builds character tbh


 No.122090

>>121912

This but unironically




File: be0417ba0e167cc⋯.jpg (192.06 KB, 448x244, 112:61, first-amendment-banner.jpg)

 No.110284[Reply]

Let's be honest here.

Free speech needs to be restricted after the US collapses and Natsoc wins.

It's useful in letting us speak our mind but we can't allow it to be used against us either.

In order to form a more perfect and stable society, we need to censor people.

We can't do that with any kind of egalitarianism. Especially with speech.

>inb4 shitposter

I'm not, I'm serious. We need to discuss this seriously.

It needs to go.

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 No.120573

File: c1e34e3f481465c⋯.png (167.17 KB, 291x299, 291:299, Smug Minnie May 54.png)

Let's be honest here.

Free speech needs to be restricted after the European nation states sovereignty is dissolved and the EU wins.

It's useful in letting us speak our mind but we can't allow it to be used against us either.

In order to form a more perfect and stable union, we need to censor the far right.

We can't do that with any kind of identitarianism. Especially with speech.

>inb4 Europhile

I'm not, I'm serious. We need to discuss this seriously.

It needs to go.

>>120464

>dont turn this into copypasta…

To late anon


 No.120609

Let's be honest here.

Free speech needs to be restricted after 8ch's domain inevitably crashes and Google buys it off.

It's useful in letting us speak our mind but we can't allow it to be used against us either.

In order to form a more profitable and advertiser friendly site, we need to censor users.

We can't do that with any kind of anonymity. Especially with speech.

>inb4 shill

I'm not, I'm serious. We need to discuss this seriously.

It needs to go.


 No.121105

File: a2d7d2fd5791f75⋯.jpg (57.69 KB, 419x451, 419:451, m002a1.jpg)

>>120335

I adore this image.


 No.121268

>dont need to restrict speech if you dont let leftists live

Have you taken the genocide pill op ?


 No.122083

>>121268

So does that mean everyone on the right can talk freely?




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 No.116277[Reply]

I've had moderate to light pain in my right testicle for the past 8 hours and i'm afraid that I have an incomplete testicular torsion. they say it's supposed to be very painful, but if the testicle is only partially twisted would the pain not be that bad? My mom won't take me to the doctor unless the pain was excruciating and i'm kinda freaking out and hoping I don't become the next Hitler. Help me friends.

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 No.120590

I know a guy who lost one nut to this, one morning he just woke up with massive nut pain. His dad is a surgeon, so he sent him to the hospital, but he still lost the nut. I've had many suspicious nut pains in my life but they seem ok so far - knock on wood.


 No.120592

>>116277

So this is IN NO WAY A DIAGNOSIS but I had an ultrasound done bc I had your symptoms and I ended up having a bacterial infection, possibly localized in the prostate. There is no known cause for this, some of us are unlucky. It causes epidimytis-orchitis which is inflammation of the spermatic cord which causes the pain. The pain got really bad and cleared right up wirh antibiotics, but unfortunately I then developed a worse disease as a result of using broad spectrum antibiotics. Good luck!


 No.121654

File: db07fe8c2433cd2⋯.webm (715.94 KB, 480x480, 1:1, db07fe8c2433cd22fdaedc67d….webm)

OP here. Went to the doctor, they don't know what's causing it and recommended me for an ultrasound. The pain has mostly subsided though and is unlikely to be anything like silent torsion, though it's possible there was some intermittent torsion. Thanks to everyone who responded, this will be my last update unless something goes major wrong. I will now proceed to relax and do what OP does best; vid very much related.


 No.121682

>>121654

if dubs OP has terminal cancer


 No.122050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>implying that you don't came up with this whole shit after watch the pewdiepie video related

you're not original, OP

eat semen and die !




File: 028ce2e44847992⋯.jpg (90.73 KB, 640x711, 640:711, 1550973357750.jpg)

 No.121305[Reply]

Be boomer

Be dumb slave goyim to jews and love it

Be me

Be millenial

Dont like boomer jew slavery

Be me

Be boomer

Fucking milenials so lazy

Back in my day we loved the jew and served him

 No.121331

My dad foams at the mouth if hasn't given to the IDF within 3 months.


 No.121980

>be OP

>be newfag

FUCK OFF 2 >>>/zoomer/


 No.121982

learn how to greenpost next time faggot




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 No.105463[Reply]

Why are leftists so incredibly pathethic?

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 No.117932

File: a63e6dff296e559⋯.jpg (140.16 KB, 634x951, 2:3, liev'skid.jpg)

They're disgusting.


 No.117944

>>105463

Post link or it's fake


 No.118018

>>117932

I'd throatfuck that boy. He's hot as Harley Quinn.


 No.119859

>>107968

pol having a fit that they're getting btfo HARD

NEO-NAZISM AND RACISM IS FOR REJECTS AND MORONS


 No.121950

File: eabcc821451eabb⋯.jpg (3.3 MB, 2000x8588, 500:2147, commies.jpg)

>>119859

>truth is for morons

>race is skin deep

>open borders with africa is great

Soulless, retarded leftist detected.




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 No.96748[Reply]

Bob is best haistyle for women. Practical and feminist for yung mother and office lady, but also cute, sultry, an sexy. Best bob is lip lenth with buzz nape. Fhaircut and others China site like 58Hair and HaircutBar best site for buy bob haicut video for fetish jackoff.

Long hair too much problem and pixie short dyke haicut I am not allow!!!

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 No.118106

>>96748

the thickness of the first one's midsection is appealing. you just want to put a baby in it.


 No.120501

File: f5e610aa579f6e2⋯.gif (1.7 MB, 312x312, 1:1, ezgif-4-d9f813958a53.gif)

>>118065

>art ho gf

yup, here's mine. art how's are way better than goths, trade, punks, etc. like her sexy undercut design?


 No.121107

>>115522

Goddess 💓💓💓💓💓💓


 No.121506

File: 67be133e85965fa⋯.jpg (219.16 KB, 1270x1600, 127:160, clara-bow-eight.jpg)

>tfw no '20s flapper harem


 No.121929

>>120501

that's not a gf that's a bf

please keep that out of this thread OP specified women




File: 462a24a0f94ac71⋯.jpeg (99.14 KB, 1022x1021, 1022:1021, s.jpeg)

 No.121911[Reply]

TEST MOI DÉTESTE MOI



File: ba2a6d7374a1b78⋯.png (1.75 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, vlcsnap2019051300h18m08s09….png)

 No.120115[Reply]

Guess What you fucking kikes.

I've avoided the internet for a whole month so game of thrones won't be spoiled and now I'm going to watch the finale and I won't be back until I'm done.

I've won. You couldn't spoil it for me.

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 No.121555

File: ec9ccc9f0af5524⋯.jpg (40.16 KB, 560x572, 140:143, ec9ccc9f0af552425e390aa8a7….jpg)

>>121477

It's over.

The avengers is over too.


 No.121584

>>120313

>Martin is a bad writer! Ho ho ho!

You don't know how bad it can get until you read the Wildcards series. Characters include:

>Bloat, a giant obese wildcard with pipes sticking into him from New York's sewage system because his power is to eat anything and sewage is cheaper than food

>Dr. Tachyon, an alien who at one point gets turned into a woman and falls in love with his former archenemy cousin. There is a sex scene. It's horrible.

>a guy with multiple personalities and powers that only come out when he takes certain drugs. His female ninja character gets seduced and he wakes up naked in the morning.

>a gay werealligator who is perfectly normal up to the point were he's outed, then suddenly acts like Liberace

I could go on. Different writers worked on some of this stuff, but it was George's universe.


 No.121787

>>120115

Ehh who gives a shit about spoilers, if anything being exposed to the ending of something and being butthurt about it is just a sign that it's sub-par but your super duper precious serious can't be to blame for it so you turn on the inter webs for revealing it as guilty of said disappointment in said show.

If a spoiler gets leaked and people still enjoy it then that's a sign that it would stand the tests of time.


 No.121796

Thanos lynches Black Panther, calls him a nigger, then snaps his finger and makes all welfare checks disappear. Oh wait, wrong jewish entertainment, my bad.


 No.121900

>>120945

Salty you couldn't touch me




File: bfe75e0ec0da16f⋯.png (992.43 KB, 750x893, 750:893, Glory of Rome.png)

 No.121678[Reply]

I have a job interview in 45 minutes lads

Wish me luck

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 No.121775

>>121744

good luck pupper

don't stress about it.

if it doesn't go well, apply for 5-10 other jobs and keep doing that until you have one


 No.121776

File: 6b9dd2f0f79a9e0⋯.jpg (18.97 KB, 420x416, 105:104, 6b9dd2f0f79a9e0b6f6d707880….jpg)

>>121771

>8 rules

<not censorship


 No.121781

>>121678

Good luck, and be careful out there, anon.


 No.121807

Good luck


 No.121835

File: bc5ad1ad270ec05⋯.png (210.19 KB, 1242x1128, 207:188, hambel.png)

>>121678

Good luck anon. I hope it's a job you can enjoy, and not be treated like a mindless serf.




File: 07330ce1a273391⋯.jpg (6.26 KB, 186x271, 186:271, images.jpg)

 No.114630[Reply]

It sucks to get old. I'll be 40 in a couple of months, and still attracted to younger women. When I was 25, it was easy, I was attracted to women who were at the same place in life than I was. Now, been attracted physically to younger women is a pain in the ass because if they are young physically they are too young in their heads and if they are older in their heads they are too old physically.

It really sucks.

Anyone can relate?

TL;DR Sucks to get old.

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 No.120305

File: b34b59998d08b85⋯.jpg (32.56 KB, 500x579, 500:579, 4fd.jpg)

>>114793

>a 20 yo woman wants a 23 yo man?

That survey was done using pics. Male sexuality is almost entirely visual so for the men, the survey results are mostly accurate. But female sexuality is mostly based on status. When you show a girl a pic, she makes up a story in her head to fill in the blanks about the status. As a result, the chart isn't really accurate for women.

If you want an analogy, imagine they asked you which women you prefer but they didn't show you pics. They only showed you text messages. Like the women in the survey, you would then be denied your primary means of judging if someone is attractive.

Like >>114808 said, women consistently go for older men. The dirty little secret of dating is that as a guy, so long as you don't get fat or go bald, you will have a better chance with women in every age group as you get older. Of course, most guys get fat or go bald, so this doesn't apply to most guys.

When people disagree with what I just said, they usually imagine a creepy fat old guy and a hot young guy and they say, "no way would a girl prefer the old guy!" but that's the wrong way to think about it. Think about yourself, only older (and assume you stay in good shape, and also develop yourself a bit so that you're better at conversation and have a good job, etc.) At 25, how many 25 year old girls do you have to approach before one of them is interested in you? Probably like a hundred, right? It's tough out there. Now imagine yourself at 35 or even 40, and assume you're still in shape. See what I mean? It's not that it's going to get easy for you. You'll probably still have to talk to fifty women. But the odds do get a little better.


 No.120463

41 year old guy here. Fiancee is 17 years younger and we've been together over 5 years. You do the maths. ;)


 No.121772

>>117161

>he just thinks there is a large pool of 20 something women to choose from, but if none of them want him the pool is zero. It's like if he went to bars and saw cute young girls in groups and thought that was his dating pool just because he can see them

based


 No.121782

>>120463

post pics of her feet


 No.121839

Should become Catholic and got a woman there who doesn't believe in birth control or divorce.




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 No.119152[Reply]

you still wanna fuck a cat?

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 No.121279

File: bd0013ecb1f29ef⋯.mp4 (4.13 MB, 272x480, 17:30, pussy.mp4)

Fuck yeah!


 No.121283

>>121279

go back to >>>/b/


 No.121668

File: 38fe0d8bb64bf53⋯.jpg (81.51 KB, 850x756, 425:378, sample_d469d014bbea69122cd….jpg)

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 No.121737

File: 27dc3e1ce5a6b6e⋯.jpg (80.27 KB, 719x1024, 719:1024, naziloli.jpg)

Mine :3


 No.121742




File: 544546938a83d0e⋯.jpg (154.82 KB, 850x1258, 25:37, __inkling_splatoon_series_….jpg)

 No.78332[Reply]

Would you an Inkling?

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 No.119974

>>119782

gayman pls


 No.120066

I've never played Splatoon at all. All I know is that its an FPS of some kind, but damn do I love Splatoon porn,


 No.120085

File: abcfff9d949083f⋯.png (184.81 KB, 450x390, 15:13, firekekker.png)

>>118585

I want agent 3 hentai


 No.120100

>>119974

pls what?


 No.121738

>>120100

pls no bully




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 No.120731[Reply]

Guys, what if skeletons were real?

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 No.121659

File: 3784861f7879b42⋯.gif (67.87 KB, 122x220, 61:110, HesGunnaGetchya.gif)

File: aa496f648abc348⋯.webm (7.13 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Fucking scary.webm)

File: 3784861f7879b42⋯.gif (67.87 KB, 122x220, 61:110, HesGunnaGetchya.gif)


 No.121662

File: 43fb5147a7ed8ec⋯.webm (14.77 MB, 640x480, 4:3, skeleton rave.webm)

>>121656

>They still have skin

Ahahaha fuckin posers


 No.121664

File: 7df413ce5980697⋯.jpg (153.7 KB, 900x600, 3:2, __skeleton_monster_girl_en….jpg)

File: 01fe593939ff360⋯.jpg (356.39 KB, 822x1507, 6:11, __skeleton_monster_girl_en….jpg)

>>121656

3D whores leave.


 No.121667

File: 17c3d19adec9130⋯.jpg (90.17 KB, 456x576, 19:24, VTM - ToPIckARose.jpg)

>>121648

Fuck that, I'm teaming up with professor Dracula


 No.121710

File: f5d8c3d99b2c3c2⋯.jpg (5.54 KB, 150x129, 50:43, 75AVQvn.jpg)

SILENCE INFIDELS!




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 No.121643[Reply]

fellow cultists…

 No.121646

>>121643

so that's what lain looks like irl. i'm not surprised, since all she does is sit in front of the computer all day and eat fast food.


 No.121658

>>121646

in the game it showed her eating biscuits and instant curry and noodles implying that was basically all she was eating for a while, so close but probably not fast food




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 No.121196[Reply]

VICE News Now Stoops to Breaking and Entering, Invades 8chan Owners' Home

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 No.121606

File: 6a335e4ce054310⋯.png (288.46 KB, 431x462, 431:462, 6a335e4ce054310b7e1c6b5730….png)

You would think someone like Styx would be against the botnet/datamining shit that goes on over at cuckchan…


 No.121614

>>121606

as if this place is any different. though to say that is a free trip to HOG HEAVEN innit


 No.121632

File: 72b1964449d08eb⋯.png (661.01 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, 1470821756406.png)

>>121614

watch what you say, goy


 No.121642

File: 717843ed77def7b⋯.png (67.63 KB, 500x503, 500:503, go_back.png)

>>121614

>as if this place is any different.

It is. It was bad when I left in 2014, and it is now cucked beyond repair - Google captcha out the ass, wordfilters, content infringment detection, the moderation…


 No.121647

>>121642

i meant in regards to the datamining




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