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File: 96df71fa5c246a8⋯.jpg (721.43 KB, 1253x1563, 1253:1563, Jesus-Christ-Praying-Wallp….jpg)

 No.116718[Reply]

Don't forget to thank the Lord today

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 No.121125

File: a0213ad2c7e7fcd⋯.jpg (116.33 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 2AxA5c2.jpg)

>>120038

>>121119

I need at least 20000 dollars for do that

so I will fake my dead and grab my money


 No.121616

>>117616

They got the minutes and it'll be published. Because theyre completists. They have no choice with that.

>>117570

Spot on.


 No.121619

File: 4e02fe96a90b49a⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 208x228, 52:57, Darkstalker[1].jpg)

>>116718

When we hear the ancient bells growling on a Sunday morning we ask ourselves: Is it really possible! This, for a jew, crucified two thousand years ago, who said he was God's son? The proof of such a claim is lacking. Certainly the Christian religion is an antiquity projected into our times from remote prehistory; and the fact that the claim is believed - whereas one is otherwise so strict in examining pretensions - is perhaps the most ancient piece of this heritage. A god who begets children with a mortal woman; a sage who bids men work no more, have no more courts, but look for the signs of the impending end of the world; a justice that accepts the innocent as a vicarious sacrifice; someone who orders his disciples to drink his blood; prayers for miraculous interventions; sins perpetrated against a god, atoned for by a god; fear of a beyond to which death is the portal; the form of the cross as a symbol in a time that no longer knows the function and ignominy of the cross – how ghoulishly all this touches us, as if from the tomb of a primeval past! Can one believe that such things are still believed?


 No.121638

>>116718

Of course. One never forgets to praise Sigmar.


 No.121641

File: 27c0fb87b3be4b2⋯.jpg (31.76 KB, 320x310, 32:31, RatOgreHead1[1].jpg)

>>121638

AYO HOLD UP




File: 492f2c44a0fdab2⋯.jpg (200.69 KB, 900x700, 9:7, piratesvsninjasannualco[1].jpg)

 No.121311[Reply]

Pirates vs Ninjas

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 No.121593

If we're talking about the Caribbean pirates from colonial times, the most succesful captains commanded armies that could go up against the European powers and win. They began as government sanctioned privateers until privateering was made illegal. Henry Morgan conquered Panama and Jamaica and set himself up as governor of Port Royal. Edward Teach controlled the Bahamas and lived in a heavily-guarded fortress in Nassau. For a ninja to kill a pirate, it would akin to infiltrating a powerful king's castle, on a tiny rocky island after traveling to the other end of the earth where they are completely outside their element.

On the other hand, some pirate crews were known to ship slaves back and forth between the Caribbean and Shanghai. They had relationships with Chinese criminal organizations and well as Chinese politicians and were not unfamiliar with the Pacific waters. With the support of Chinese allies, it would be possible for pirates to besiege and completely fuck any Japanese town harboring ninjas.


 No.121602

>>121560

bro they have their bushido honour


 No.121611

>>121593

You just gave the pirate home base advantage. That's not fair. You made other strong points, but you can't just give one side home base advantage.

As you hinted at, the chinese also had their share of pirates. Though I bet European pirates were better.


 No.121622

>>121611

I'm saying that European pirates had allies in China. The ninjas don't have the same kind of home base advantage because European pirates had familiarity with that region. Some of the earliest privateers started out as explorers in the Pacific, such as Sir Francis Drake.


 No.121635

File: 6b09fcc2fbf7e5a⋯.jpg (146.16 KB, 1200x803, 1200:803, 1200px-Clouds_over_the_Atl….jpg)

File: 9d133a70d57dd73⋯.jpeg (21.42 KB, 1210x637, 1210:637, 1_Bq0iXRI3Ix2Oj8-pv-lD_g[….jpeg)

>>121611

alright but who would win in their natural habitats?




File: 0cb686f372a97b8⋯.jpg (64.8 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 029-k.jpg)

 No.121086[Reply]

Recommend me manly movies to self-insert.

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 No.121399

File: 654cd74d168b6b4⋯.jpg (670.39 KB, 1000x1426, 500:713, army-of-darkness-5900e3f06….jpg)


 No.121409

>>121375

>no u

Did I strike a nerve, fat tits?


 No.121415

All the manly action heroes you see in the big budget movies have sucked dicks for career advancement.


 No.121419

Lord of the Rings.

The Hobbit


 No.121630

>>121309

>>121399

>>121419

Thanks. I'll check.

>>121336

No friends to socialize. Living in a nowhere town with no friends. I might as well emulate Kurt Russell.




File: 18ad90ab37493b0⋯.jpg (37.64 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 223473.jpg)

 No.79816[Reply]

Post you're waifu

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 No.118661

File: 7f8ce31927f392e⋯.jpg (434.15 KB, 821x1188, 821:1188, 7f8ce31927f392ea6c39580cf0….jpg)

>>116520

myWaifu.setAge(11);

myWaifu.setTiddies("Oppai");

Perfect


 No.118674

>>118661

>using oppai as a string and not it's own class with the dimensions and sag of the tits as fields

Do you even into oop? I bet you don't even know solid.


 No.118708

>>118674

Eh, the compiler will optimise it. Sag is a seperate function:

myWaifu.setSag("Nubile");


 No.119748

File: aa1f9906f0452a7⋯.png (254.28 KB, 377x677, 377:677, 1554247561647.png)

File: 05d09f7147cbbbe⋯.jpg (67.93 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, egrrj.jpg)

>no kaguya

You faggots have terrible taste.


 No.121598

File: c4a8181edd55a7a⋯.webm (443.19 KB, 420x240, 7:4, nngaaaaa.webm)

NGAAA




File: e56b2ee223930cb⋯.png (111.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Thinking_Face_Emoji-Emoji-….png)

 No.120605[Reply]

Is it safe to assume that anyone who says, "pedo" is a jealous woman and/or kike/shabbos goy?

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 No.120661

>>120643

>some 12 year olds posting CP disguised as sink pictures

I swear to fucking Christ I've been on these for 12 fucking years & always thought the "mods asleep, post sinks" shit was some entirely random shit that caught on.


 No.120665

>>120661

I am so fucking glad I grabbed sinks from fucking google the once or twice I shitposted in those & never grabbed anything out of them. Fuck.


 No.121320

>>120643

This. Back in the day, over a decade ago now, you had a very small number of people who would post real CP rarely, and they'd get b& and v&, and that would be the end of it. Nobody made a big deal. Now normalfags are here and they bitch and moan about people liking things they don't like, so people antagonize them by posting things that piss them off but are still legal, so they don't get v& and they can't truly be done away with. So now there is more "pedo" content then there used to be, but what is there is legal, yet it pisses off the normalfags even more. And do you really think it's real pedos posting it now? Real pedos want to see the good shit. Not pics of regular things that they could see just by looking out their window or going to youtube. It's only posted to troll normalfags, and the normalfags fall for it.

The other factor is that the trolling has a purpose. Pedos are the canary in the coal mine, and the more they are censored, the more it shows we are infiltrated and controlled by normalfags. First they came for the pedos, and I said nothing, because I was not a pedo.


 No.121494

>>120605

And a kike that pushes for white genocide and to have lolis for themselves


 No.121590

>>120628

>I was only pretending to be a pedo to troll people, officer!




File: db8646cb4e86b14⋯.jpg (50.88 KB, 412x550, 206:275, Sinner.jpg)

 No.120004[Reply]

Come,

Confess your sins,

Cleanse your soul,

Return to the straight and narrow.

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 No.121536

File: ee8e5f8939a55c6⋯.png (94.2 KB, 500x522, 250:261, 6485675478465.png)

>>120004

There is no such thing as atheist, no god no words connected to it, because it's an imaginary concept. God is a created fiction.


 No.121540

File: 629a6c6ee68a008⋯.jpg (33.01 KB, 620x400, 31:20, dalai-lama_1456495i.jpg)


 No.121572

>121511

Versus like these were my early warning system as to the nature of the thot. Dead useful, I actually have a shot at making something of myself now versus spending all my cash on accessories for her because I wouldn't know how to keep her around any other way.

>>120004

OP I'm a greedy faggot. My problem is I saw how much my parents struggle financially growing up, how many knock out fights it led them into, and now I have no interest in marriage until after I have secured my own financial future, aka income on the side that doesn't wholly rely on my job's wages. My plan will end up being marrying a woman far my junior so the kids are born healthy. Other women will hate me for it, but poo poo to their opinions on the matter anyway I'm hedging my way wouldn't end in bitter divorce and I'd still get healthy kids out of the deal, rather than downies. What do you think bud?


 No.121829

File: bd9b9ef739f4710⋯.jpeg (65.43 KB, 625x475, 25:19, guilt.jpeg)


 No.121907

File: 8ba92b2a2bc8b15⋯.png (194.1 KB, 500x441, 500:441, fcryefrfr34785q735tghtuign….png)




File: 89c2ada43a7c9be⋯.jpg (109.35 KB, 600x599, 600:599, R-1796128-1243885476.jpeg.jpg)

 No.106567[Reply]

They had:

>A distinct sound different from the Beatles or most rock groups in the 60s

>Their music is god-tier and is well produced and perfectly capture psychedelia on par with the scene at the time

>They had the same Beatles look to dampen panties around the world

>Time of the Season is even the anthem for the Summer of Love

<Yet their band produced only two albums in the 60s, declined and broke up

What happened?

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 No.120411

>>120395

The Beatles was pretty much the Justin Bieber of the time faggotnigger. Stay mad.


 No.120415

>unironically listening to boybands

some people must enjoy dropping the soap


 No.121113

File: 2813046759ac8f5⋯.jpg (33.11 KB, 272x300, 68:75, 006.jpg)


 No.121166

>>106668

Pussy, you just knew your taste would get shit on, but you were afraid to show you didn't know what you were talking about. Let's get that song recommendation now you little fucking faggot

Sage for off topic


 No.121558

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120306

>emphasizing nerd masturbation over being able to create a solid groove

Not good!




File: 2402c0b535c848a⋯.jpeg (27.21 KB, 720x480, 3:2, assahola.jpeg)

 No.121048[Reply]

Scenario 12D is the most likely scenario based upon current inputs from WH, State, and DoD, taking into account public information coming from the Islamic Republic of Iran as well as HUMINT sources both embedded in Iran and those assets that have formally defected.

Assessment: Political consternation within Iran's religious leadership creates practical limitations to Iran's 'Maximum Restraint' policy. In this scenario, the United States launches significant Tomahawk and JASSM missile strikes into Iran in retaliation for prior actions by Iran, targeting mostly Tier-1 and some second tier targets. All nuclear research and power generating sites are targeted, as are the known residences of nuclear scientists. All naval facilities are targeted, as are all ships, large and small. All known ballistic missile storage and staging areas are blanketed. 85-95% of Iranian C3I is eliminated [of 100% goal], with a particular focus on eliminating any S-300 installations. Electrical substations and water purification facilities are avoided when possible, and civilian casualties are avoided only when this does not interfere with mission parameters.

Probable Outcome: Iran's leadership, no longer willing to show "Maximum restraint" immediately begins planning retaliation. With a negligible naval force, no ballistic missiles of consequence, and without any means of coordinating/communicating with its Air Force, Iran decides to 'go for broke' and deploys its entire active duty Army with instructions to head west and occupy Iraq a la the 1990 invasion of Kuwait. Ground forces are covered by a combination of F-14 Tomcats, F-4 Phantoms, and MiG fighters, although these fighters will likely be navigating using paper maps and will not be able to communicate with base except using outmoded HAM frequencies which may be readily jammed by available assets.

These troops movements will be detected by NRO assets [OPT5], [OPT6], [OPT8], [OPT12], and [OPT15] already stationed in the operational theater. Advanced detection will allow public warning of Iran not to continue its course of action and time for Iraqi forces to prepare.

Expectation is that Iranian forces will disregard all warnings and proceed with invasionPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.121441

>>121256

Iran agreed to stop the enrichment process beyond fuel-rod levels in exchange for security guarantees and sanctions relief. The trump regime didn't honor its obligations and Iran has said they may exercise their right to withdraw from certain aspects of the treaty. It's unsufferably arrogant and also hypocritical for the us to complain about islamic terror. Far and away the largest exporter of violence for political purposes these last few decades has been America.


 No.121541

>>121441

The U.S. pulled out of the JCPOA because it was a treasonous agreement made illegally by the Executive (under the Obama admin.) despite the fact that Presidents are not allowed to enter the country into treaties, only the Congress is Constitutionally entitled to do that.

When Trump pulled us out, he cited that unconstitutionality as well as the fact that the JCPOA did nothing to punish Iran for attacks carried out by Hezbollah and Hamas. Obama literally sent Iran $400 Million in cash in a C-130 as a supposed payment of funds we had frozen in 1979 in response to Iranian hostage taking. What's more, Obama even paid Iran interest on the frozen money! The plane landed in Iran in the middle of the night, and the Obama Administration initially denied the reports until proof was generated, at which point they quietly admitted the action, spinning it as giving Iran money that was, "theirs anyway."


 No.121544

>>121541

top tier boomerposting, keep up the good work


 No.121556

>>121544

Gen Y here actually. I understand the "boomer" is just an expression used here, but does no one else see the irony of criticizing baby boomers for being TOO hawkish? This is the generation that went to Woodstock (or pretended to.) George Carlin famously criticized the boomers for their entitlement mentality and liberalism. Now people who weren't even alive for a second of the 1990s are criticizing them, not for being hippies, but for being neocons. Shit makes no sense.


 No.121557

>subhuman neocon niggermonkeys

<bottom text




File: d7c51c0309bd8b6⋯.jpg (3.45 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20190519_131755.jpg)

 No.117735[Reply]

This sandwich is everything you aspire to be, and more.

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 No.117859

>>117853

One gigantic penor


 No.117863

>>117840

It's Creole


 No.117980

File: 4b145b66c7d546f⋯.jpeg (17.96 KB, 430x319, 430:319, 4b145b66c7d546fe886b187e2….jpeg)

>>117845

>Triple decker

>Clearly has four layers

Bravo Nomura


 No.121499

File: 124170b13faf035⋯.png (249.16 KB, 1140x640, 57:32, Hakata-style-tonkotsu-rame….png)

Previous food thread was lost so i'm posting my ramen pic here.


 No.121512

>>117735

I can make a better chicken cheesesteak and I have. The problem is they just melt a slice of cheese over the chicken after it's on the bread. You're supposed to melt the cheese over the chicken on the grill then put it in the bread.




File: d6544eb6142ec51⋯.png (87.14 KB, 238x276, 119:138, Assad.png)

 No.119189[Reply]

Is it gay to eat girl ass, even if it's completely clean?

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 No.121484


 No.121491

no, unless your a girl


 No.121498

File: 6afb92865b5e5ca⋯.jpeg (156.38 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 6afb92865b5e5ca5c248bf920….jpeg)

Depends on the ass tbh.


 No.121501

>>119189

If ur gonna eat a girl's ass that might not be completely clean ur eating the wrong girls ass


 No.121510

File: 0bf680e07f8e7d8⋯.png (60.13 KB, 550x550, 1:1, ap,550x550,12x12,1,transpa….png)

>>121498

so cute




File: 65da32d170c222c⋯.jpg (60.18 KB, 600x536, 75:67, Hug2.jpg)

 No.101805[Reply]

There there anon, everything is gonna be alright…

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 No.120400

File: 543cbfe70d4f6e9⋯.png (439.17 KB, 780x780, 1:1, Girls und panzer think kan….png)


 No.121111

File: f215a69a9dbc968⋯.jpg (36.19 KB, 301x426, 301:426, 023.jpg)

>>120418

I love you?


 No.121134

>>121111

worst quads i've ever seen, even worse than that one anon who confessed he was getting off to interracial sissy porn


 No.121209

File: fa41546642943db⋯.webm (2.96 MB, 320x240, 4:3, cute kitten brushing.webm)

>>120418

Choke on sugar. And don't forget to turn the sound off.


 No.121394

File: 6fd720e64f4f679⋯.jpg (39.09 KB, 604x601, 604:601, shy snek.jpg)




File: 82f39f6f90db7f3⋯.jpg (135.91 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, nc7FD4F.jpg)

 No.119815[Reply]

Traps are not gay

(meep meep they're pretty gay tbh no homo)
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 No.120876

>>119815

Kill yourself ironic weeb faggot. Go back to cuckchan.


 No.120879

>>120876

This. Cuckchan has all the trap threads this faggot could want.


 No.121203

>>120879

I remember you saying you liked traps.


 No.121239

tbh I'm a trap and I'm gay asf. the dude jacking off to my butthole on /cuteboys/ might think otherwise but ik the truth


 No.121261

File: 32aef56b03ab9d3⋯.webm (2.37 MB, 478x360, 239:180, clam eats salt.webm)

>>120009

>le spooky /pol/ boogeyman

Every thread.




File: 48dcffaf8671863⋯.jpg (91.43 KB, 500x356, 125:89, lain data.jpg)

 No.95570[Reply]

LAIN thread

where is that "bro cringe" guy?

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 No.114835


 No.114971

>>114708

I say in >>112595 that I care about the WBE continuing my conscious experience where I left off, and in >>110427 that I only identify with WBEs which initially will be in a state my brain will occupy in the present or future.

I give more detail in >>112714 and explain that I wouldn't do so in that circumstance.


 No.118479

File: 5d7926ee5152e66⋯.gif (709.15 KB, 500x537, 500:537, 5d7926ee5152e6607fbd408a14….gif)

File: 81cdd6893da2860⋯.jpg (230.84 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 81cdd6893da2860e9a117a53f6….jpg)

File: 0abcf72abeb0a00⋯.jpg (2.91 MB, 2549x3441, 2549:3441, 1401164079245.jpg)

File: 8a961c758fbf51d⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 2525x3428, 2525:3428, 1401164370016.jpg)

File: 4e591d4c2ff0909⋯.jpg (2.38 MB, 2358x3156, 393:526, 1401168203018.jpg)

more art


 No.118966

FYI I don't recommend reading weatherson's critique or bostom's response, no interesting points are raised.


 No.121259

File: 07256a088095341⋯.pdf (310.94 KB, simulation dainton.pdf)

Dainton examines a number of ways other than WBEs by which large numbers of minds may come to believe they're in the 21st century compared to the number which were.

He also examines a few possibilities about the nature and motivations of the simulat[ions|tors]. Some interesting, some not (e.g. modal realism, and a type of simulation which implies philosophical zombies are coherant). Overall it's interesting and worth reading section 4; sections 2 and 3 are good if you doubt WBEs would be conscious; section 1 is just a very short summary of the simulation argument given fully in >>96808




File: a1f1c8ce17b17aa⋯.jpg (860.41 KB, 1440x1790, 144:179, 20190519_232947.jpg)

 No.118581[Reply]

What is this mental illness called where you dress up as if you're a 10 year old girl who still pretends to be a princess or some dumb cartoon character and where a bunch of anime watching neck beards pay for your Patreon to jerk off to your mental illness

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 No.120495

Free Market


 No.121038

>>118581

It's called "not having a man to put her in her place", it's become pretty a common illness ever since women's liberation.


 No.121055

>>118581

her hands look weird open picture zoom picture into hansd they look weird and part man hands. aalso big shoulder


 No.121076

>>121055

Legs crossed, fake tits.

We've found a trap my brothers


 No.121243

>>121076

Don't you recognize that ethot's face? She was spammed on /b/ a while ago. Supposedly attention whoring online pays really well for her, I forgot exact numbers.




File: c80da4a205da870⋯.jpeg (308.52 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, aocbatshitnazi.jpeg)

 No.118679[Reply]

On Sunday, Democratic newcomer Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez floated her plan to help reduce racial bias in media reporting. Her controversial plan would include making it illegal for media outlets to post photos of or report the names of criminal suspects as doing so could allow the public to identify the race of the individual.

"When a photo of a suspect who hasn't been given a fair trial is plastered all over the TV, the public is automatically going to have a bias. How does this not taint a future jury?" Ocasio-Cortez said Sunday while addressing a group of students.

Critics say her plan lacks popular support with mainstream Democrats, and a prominent Republican called it, "The latest in a string of policy proposals that the American people will never, and can never, tolerate."

So, what's your excuse for being a liberal, /b2/?

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 No.120647

File: 4ba4ad4ab789fe8⋯.jpg (69.5 KB, 466x595, 466:595, Escher_Waterfall.jpg)

I fully support suspects names and pictures being kept out of the media until they are found guilty, I also support publicly shaming those found guilty.

The problem with doing it my way is Tyrone would still be more common in crime reporting than Steve and that just isn't right.


 No.121207

>>119913

The idea that Russia does invest in online shilling seems to make people think they are behind ALL of the online support for Trump. They do have people on places like /pol/, pushing Trump and the like, but they are not the driving factor.


 No.121214

>>118804

>Innocent people should never be charged with crimes.

tru but like it happens man like life lol

>People should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.

seig heil my dude


 No.121219

File: b15330e89d154d2⋯.gif (277.09 KB, 240x287, 240:287, 1430178190870.gif)

>>119051

>le /pol/ boogeyman

RENT FREE


 No.121233

>>118703

Not only this, but the idea that being charged with a crime would only indicate guilt based on the color of their skin, when in the news. Does she think the vile racists of the jury she is addressing with this, would be less inclined to convict if they hid the defendants race from them until they were assembled for jury duty? Is she claiming that the media would take some, potentially biased, stance on a subject and push news that supported that stance? As in fake news?




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