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Testicular Torsion

I've had moderate to light pain in my right testicle for the past 8 hours and i'm afraid that I have an incomplete testicular torsion. they say it's supposed to be very painful, but if the testicle is only partially twisted would the pain not be that bad? My mom won't take me to the doctor unless the pain was excruciating and i'm kinda freaking out and hoping I don't become the next Hitler. Help me friends.

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Who is she? Great pussy thread

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Fuck hard drives

Fuck em, worst invention to mankind.

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I need to jack off to that Peta picture of a naked woman getting milked that is trying to grab her baby that is being taken away from her. Anyone have it?

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Spycam Questions about setup etc

Long story short i housesit/petsit for a big titty blonde girl every other saturday. i want to setup spycams to catch her naked and also in her bedroom to see if i can catch her masturbating or something. suggestions on types that surely wont be found within a 2 week time and that last long enough to be fine. also ways to set them up among other general tips and tricks if it works if i end up doing it i will leak the wins here as a thanks.

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Anonymous is dead?

https://www.zdnet.com/article/hacktivist-attacks-dropped-by-95-since-2015/

"Any attempt to decrease the number of fake Anons may have led to a decrease in the number of true Anonymous actors overall," said IBM threat analyst Camille Singleton.

Article was written by Catalin Cimpanu… Guess it's time to get to work…

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3d tidd

this thread is for 3d tidd. bonus points if they're asian

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>trying nofap

>four days into not busting a nut

>resisting the urge to jerk it is unbearable

>come here and see trap lewds posted everywhere

>cock gets so hard and aroused a little bit of cum comes out

>didn't even touch my penis

FUCK YOU GUYS STOP POSTING TRAPS

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Good tor links for guns?

17 year old fag here again. Any good tor links to get a gun as an underaged fag?

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RIP Grumpy Cat

RIP Grump Cat

Classic Meme "Grump Cat" has just died!

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Why were women of the past so based?

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Is it illegal in any way to ask a girl in public if she would want a sugardaddy? In the USA, would police assume this is soliciting prostitution?

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https://www.freerepublic.com/tag/*/index

this is the average pol user in current year. what went wrong, /b2/?

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I started watching anime so I could better fit in with imageboard culture. Now I'm a faggot, shotacon, and yaoi addict. Thanks a lot faggots. To any newfags here, don't watch anime. Anime is like gay conversion therapy except they're trying to make you gay.

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Why are leftists so incredibly pathethic?

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I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

Is it too to ask for?

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Are dildos gay?

Am I gay if I like shoving phallic objects up my ass? Unlike with traps, there are no other guys involved.

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Any hikki neets here?Do you also hate summer?It's hot,empty and painful.

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Becca Hochman

She turned 18 today.

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Why is 8clam so dead today?

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The modern day white man.

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I dream about humping a anime girl in my bed,why did i have to wake up?I have a huge boner now and i was probably humping my bed in sleep.Why is the brain doing this to me?This is torture.

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Is there any particular reason /leftypol/ is throwing a shitfit right now? Or is it just related to their BO resigning?

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>right: reee they deserve to be rich for their hard work, providing value to the society

>left: reee they exploited, cheated and abused the working class to become rich

Which one is true? What are your thoughts on the 1% elite?

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dude, how can whites even compete? that's why the white race are dying out

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should i watch full metal panic?

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2D

Post you're waifu

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/v/ or /tv/, which is the worst board?

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Dating women when you get older

It sucks to get old. I'll be 40 in a couple of months, and still attracted to younger women. When I was 25, it was easy, I was attracted to women who were at the same place in life than I was. Now, been attracted physically to younger women is a pain in the ass because if they are young physically they are too young in their heads and if they are older in their heads they are too old physically.

It really sucks.

Anyone can relate?

TL;DR Sucks to get old.

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Guys my fucking cat turned into a human. What the fuck do I do with him?

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Hey guys, i receive this signal from local galaxy storage.

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Come,

Confess your sins,

Cleanse your soul,

Return to the straight and narrow.

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How do I find kigurumi with actual women? At least 3/4th of it is fags.

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nobody probably remembers/cares about this faggot but here's his tripcode too

at least he wasn't as bad as dysnigger

all tripfags are cancer though

Uncle#99409940

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Eurovision

Let's celebrate Eurovision!

Eurovision Music Thread

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Amigos forever.

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Cases where the male MC carries the show better than the waifu bait and you like them more

Go. If this condition is met I'll watch it.

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Increase the bump limit NOW!

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JIM/8CHAN UNDER ATTACK

NOT A JOKE

Vice News just broke into Jim Watkins' bedroom in the Philippines and were ordered out of the property. The authorities have been notified.

https://twitter.com/infinitechan/status/1129674534775209985

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Karate girls thread

Because it is rainy outside and I am horny and bored.

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WEBM/MP4 Thread

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I want to relocate but my criteria make it difficult to find the right place.

-it has to ne warm, ideally tropical/caraibean/méditerranean weather.

-low population ideally an island

-no niggers and low crime

-politically stable, unlikely to go into a civil war in the next 50 years

-Not in or part if the US

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I had yellow fever once, it was horrible.

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SFM Thread

Post em anons.

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notevnnn

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JORDAN PATTERSON GET OFF THIS WEBSITE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR FAMILY.

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Everyone is welcome on /b2/ <3

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who else here /nuclearnigger/?

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Music

What are you listening

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Sex robots

Will they really ever become a thing? I just want to buy some sex robots that I could dress as 2b and 9s and have a threeway with. Is that so much to ask?

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What the fuck

Is wrong with my freezer?

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Hi english newbie here.

Try to learn some ethnic slurs to insult the indians.

Could /b2/ teach me any?

I only know these two: curry muncher and desi.

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Vocaroo thread

record or post requests or whatever

https://vocaroo.com/i/s18KVomGgVsH

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Please let me die today.

I'm too weak for this shitty world.

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Poo Poo the Pony thread.

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you ever jack off so much that your dick hurts, but you can't stop because you haven't cum yet?

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I just farted so hard it stung

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Elsa & Anna

Why aren't they nudists?

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LMMMAAOOOOOO

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Your board look like /b/

>nigger

>porn

>shit

>trash

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>your average woman

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do you think she loves him or she's a retard using an even bigger retard. already know she's a retard and he's a huge retard so suck a nigger's dick.

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Why isn't there a mechanism such as a button which you press and it gives you a sudden death?

Maybe this is what guns are about, but damnit in my country guns are not for sale.

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draw thread

last one is gone edition

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When you get drop-kicked by a nigger

MFW NIGGER DROP KICKS ME

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Who /productivity/ here?

I picked up this Thinkpad for $50 and I'm chatting on irc in emacs on xmonad running gentoo

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THROUGH AWAY YOU’RE GUNS

Gun control is needed, prove me wrong.

protip

you can’t

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YET IN THE DARK STILL HE SCREAMS YOUR NAME

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how do his glasses stay on his face?

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Has anyone here EVER had sex???

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Hover hand

I don't really understand this phenomenon. You're posing for a photo with a girl, you reach an arm around her, and then don't physically touch her.

If you did follow through, even if the girl was uncomfortable with it, she probably wouldn't make much of a scene and would avoid ruining the photo over it. Alternatively, if you feel uncomfortable making said contact, there are plenty of respectable poses you can strike for the camera next to a girl that require little to no contact. Why in the hell would you attempt to create the illusion of the "arm around shoulder/waist" pose at the high risk of making yourself look like a massive faggot in a photo that others will see?

What's even more bizarre is when the woman IS making physical contact but the man is not. How are you so much of a bitch that you can't touch a girl who is already touching you?

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They must feel it

How do you make it stop?

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Yo this shit cums reshare if you’re horny

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what did you do to him? what have you done to my boy!

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mod pls no ban

were the goons right?

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What would the market price of a fresh commiecat be in ancapistan?

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Why do African people wear such funny looking hat?

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឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴

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FUCKING NIGGER FUCK SHIT FUCK

I just dropped 140 dollars on the street and now Im fucking angry as fucking shit. Make me happy /b2/.

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Elsa

Will she be a nudist in Frozen ll?

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prove me wrong

Free speech should be provided to all people. The one caveat to this is that communists are not people. They're more like a strange gelatinous growth on the ass of humanity.

But all non-communists should have freedom of speech.

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Let's be honest here.

Free speech needs to be restricted after the US collapses and Natsoc wins.

It's useful in letting us speak our mind but we can't allow it to be used against us either.

In order to form a more perfect and stable society, we need to censor people.

We can't do that with any kind of egalitarianism. Especially with speech.

>inb4 shitposter

I'm not, I'm serious. We need to discuss this seriously.

It needs to go.

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No rekt thread?

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I'm considering wearing leggings to work (as a dude) and see if I get push back for doing so. It'd violate the dress code for sure but women walk around in leggings and no one says fucking shit. If anyone gives me guff or tries to push the issue I think I'll go for the nuclear option and claim that I'm a woman.

I just want to be able to wear comfortable clothes at work. If they won't let me I'll file a lawsuit and sue them into the ground. I can't lose. Either I win a nice lawsuit or get to wear comfy leggings to work. Seems like male leggings are more expensive though. I think I may need to go for female leggings instead.

Any other fine gentlemen here wear leggings?

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Why Drossel Von Flügel is better than Elsa

Elsa

>ages

>is shilled by literal jews

>will probably not fuck anyone since she's a virgin queen

>will never actually exist irl

Drossel

>has canonically operated for 4000+ years as a loli, thicc ass schoolgirl, and a cute ass karate (caporeia) fembot

>was made in Japan, not JewWood

>is interested in human cock

>can be built with the right funding and autism

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8chan is dying? Go to neinchan.

I'll just let you niggers find it, no shilling here; just an alternative

>inb4 glownigger honeypot

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Cute 2D girls

Let's have 'em

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Why didn't the Zombies take off?

They had:

>A distinct sound different from the Beatles or most rock groups in the 60s

>Their music is god-tier and is well produced and perfectly capture psychedelia on par with the scene at the time

>They had the same Beatles look to dampen panties around the world

>Time of the Season is even the anthem for the Summer of Love

<Yet their band produced only two albums in the 60s, declined and broke up

What happened?

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ready for bernie vs trump 2020?

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CyTube party night

No account needed

Random videos, music, shows, whatever. Open playlist, you can add what you want.

https://cytu.be/r/omega_channel

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There there anon, everything is gonna be alright…

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Ey, most of the Columbine music videos and memes have been removed from YouTube. Post ITT.

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How do you use this shit?

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Which Oil is the healthiest to cook with?

I've mostly been using coconut oil, but I've recently heard that its incredibly unhealthy.

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Picture Request

Does anyone have the photo of an individual drinking blood out of their arm with a straw?

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I'm a maniac. I feel so good right now. Wow I feel amazing. I bet you never felt l in ke this anon. I'm really happy Haha.

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>ywn throatfuck her

Feels bad.

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how long before 8chan gets shut down?

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let;s summon hex

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Cephalopod humanoids

Would you an Inkling?

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pain humiliation crying

Post the the most degrading videos of girls crying or in pain you can find on the clear web

In this video he uses too much liquid on a girl who has never done it before causing severe intestinal cramping, he could have really caused injury and should have stopped

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564e122b3a3e6

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Anyone recognize this webslut?

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LET’S GET SLIM WITH JIM

LET’S GET SLIM WITH JIM

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Come to ##8chan on irc.rizon.net, an unmoderated irc channel with live 8chan oldfags

https://widget01.mibbit.com/?server=irc.rizon.net%3A%2B6697&autoConnect=true&nick=Anonymous%3F%3F%3F%3F&channel=%23%238chan

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she is 20 now, feel old yet?

early 2010s lolis were so much better and easier to get

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Toxic Behavior

>go into game

>team lead is doing a bad job

>other people role kick him out

>type based. in the chat

>get banned for toxic behavior

what did they mean by this?

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what if hex is dysnomia

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All traps should be raped.

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Where the fuck should I go?

What should I do with the internet? Why am I even on atp? This board is anus. This site is dead except for politicancer screeching at itself, unfunny faggots, adbots and glow-in-the-darks. Reddit and social media are a joke and also pozzed af. Forums are gone. There's nothing to talk about and nobody decent to talk about it with unless you have some overly-specialized skill and autismically-specific political orientation, and a lot of the time not even then. Pretty much seen everything I can think of wanting to see and new music I've heard enough of that I stopped absorbing it like when I study for too long. Vidya is all surveillancepozzed. The only thing I use the innernet for atp is porn and reruns of old shows.

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Who the fuck owns all the web domain names? Obviously its not godaddy since they too have to renew their domain. When I buy a domain, who the fuck is getting my money?

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bob haicut

Bob is best haistyle for women. Practical and feminist for yung mother and office lady, but also cute, sultry, an sexy. Best bob is lip lenth with buzz nape. Fhaircut and others China site like 58Hair and HaircutBar best site for buy bob haicut video for fetish jackoff.

Long hair too much problem and pixie short dyke haicut I am not allow!!!

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https://webchat.quakenet.org/

channel: #lain

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Do you like Phil Collins?

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how fucked up am i

>be me afrifag

>fap more and more frequently since spring started idk why

>porn becomes boring for me, start watching bdsm stuff just so i can cum

>even that becomes boring and start browsing old hebe archives

>no nudity or porn but i get hard and start the deed

>literally have nausea as i fap and almost vomit, dont stop anyway

i have no self respect left now and i want to die what is the most painless and cheapest way

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>tfw when your father is also your grandfather

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why didn't they just fuck already

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Anons, what was the most based thing you ever saw on /b2/ or on 8ch in general?

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Why is life so unfair, /b/ros?

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00111110 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 00101111 01100010 00110010 00101111 00100000 01110000 01110011 01111001 01101111 01110000

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Is it possible to never sleep?

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If you had the opportunity to lose your virginity would you still choose to be a wizard?

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Welcome aboard this Great Western Railway service to Bristol Temple Meads.

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FUCK YOU SCATFAGS

I FELL FOR THE SCAT MEME AND TRIED EATING MY OWN SHIT. IT WAS SO BITTER AND DISGUSTING. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

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Which Pokemon would you fuck?

Be honest with me /b2/ which pokemon/trainer would you fuck vigorously till the end of your days?

I would pick Medicham, she has great dick sucking lips, nice hips and legs and is /fit/.

What about you? Wpwyf?

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anons i need to get something off my chest. when i was a kid i dated a nigger (i didn't know race realism at the time), it's not so bad because i'm not white but i'm still so disgusted with myself that i actually let nigger lips touch mine. at least i didn't do anything lewd with it, right?

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Steal half-chans 800000000 get

It's simple really

Soon enough it will reach the number

Try and post images of the sites logo or mention it in the comment

Pictures will bypass the word filter

Gud luck retards

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Fuck strong independent women I want a more gurl!

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>reddit spacing

>lmao posting

>3d trap posting

>dystard posting

>wojak posting

>lain posting

>apu posting

>rape ape posting

>4um posting

>rekt posting

>lol posting

>leftypol posting

>rinko posting

>phil collings posting

>brony posting

>muh depression posting

>nigger posting

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ZERO moderation on /b/ as promised!!!

omg u guize the board owner of /b/ is so BASED he said he wouldn't delete posts or ban posters that didn't break the global rules and he kept his word XDDD B2 BTFO

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REMOVE KEBAB

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Why does everyone here like bulgegirls so much?

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New Details on Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnnoIL9DUps

The U.S. has an Iranian defector in custody, very high level. He is the source of the intelligence that Iran intends to attack. He is helping to craft a strategy that will help us blow Iran off the face of the motherfucking Earth.

Take pride, gentlemen. An evil is about to excised from the world. Oppose us, and you will be remembered as a terrorist and a traitor. There is no room for cowardice. Upon our arrival, Iranians will be given one opportunity to convert, and one only… just like the victims of Mumbai.

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/monster/ GET

If 100000 GET, all of /b2/ is required to go out and buy the most invasive plant seeds they possibly can and then send them to Australia to be planted at that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at. You were able to fulfill /monster/'s task to you at the 10000, so I have full faith in /b2/'s ability to do this as well.

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Reminber:

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quiet screams

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roman Republic or Roman Empire

Which should the west strive to be like?

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Pepe the Frog case against Infowars will go to trial, judge rules

>A Pepe the Frog copyright infringement claim filed against Infowars will proceed to trial, a California federal judge ruled Thursday after being unconvinced by motions argued by either side.

>Matt Furie, who created the cartoon frog that became an internet meme and was co-opted by the far right, sued InfoWars for selling a poster of Pepe the Frog depicted alongside Milo Yiannopoulos, InfoWars founder Alex Jones and President Donald Trump. The posters sold for $29.95 apiece and generated gross revenues of over $31,000, the judge’s ruling said.

>District Judge Michael Fitzgerald ruled that InfoWars’ did not provide evidence to back up its argument that Furie’s frog was based on another amphibian from an Argentinian cartoon, El Sapo Pepe. He said Furie having access to the internet was not enough to prove he would have been aware of the Argentinian cartoon.

>However, the judge said Furie’s comments about his ownership of the frog are disputed enough to go to trial, ruling that a jury should determine whether the frog featured in the poster was Pepe or not.

https://www.rt.com/usa/459667-pepe-frog-infowars-copyright-trial/

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brainlet meme is best meme. prove me wrong

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Draw thread

You know what to do

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LAIN thread

where is that "bro cringe" guy?

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FFS There has to be a way to get some God-damn Weed in this God-damn state. Where the fuck is everyone? All my friends have abandoned me. FUCK.

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>find a $5 bill laying on the ground in the parking lot of a gas station

>pick it up and buy a $3 scratch off ticket with it

>won $50 on it

Feels good mane

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roastie btfo

tfw your pussy pass doesnt get you out of the consequences

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Gay nazi thread

>tfw gay

>tfw national socialist

Gas me daddy! Put us in your camps and let us fuck eachother~

Just let me wear girls' clothes and have a razor to shave with okay?

>ywn be in a gay relationship with the aryan camp guard and eat his cummies for extra protein while you starve

>ywn suck dick for extra water rations

>ywn get inseminated while the camp guard calls you a filthy faggot

>ywn lovingly embrace your gay lover while you die in the shower together

Why live?

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Remember

Only losers dope, winners cope.

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Greetings From Richard Jesus Stallman

Greetings denizens of the lower bowels of the great internet I am the great Richard Stallman here to bestow my blessings upon you. I'm here today because i've come to realize, as impossible as it may seem, there's people who don't know or recognize my greatness and have yet to bow down to me and give thanks for a little thing they enjoy everyday called freedom.

That's right kiddies and zoomers, I Richard Stallman invented freedom back in the 80's. That's right fuckers. You know why you little shiposters get to come here.and enjoy your fucking freedom? Because of me. I gave you that. I am basically fucking Jesus.

Now my herd, sit back and i'll tell you the tale of how I fucking invented freedom.

Well first, I gotta go back a little further to a time called the 70's and the baddest fucking programmer that ever lived, fucking Dennis Ritchie. Man those days were the shit.

Anyway, dude's a fucking beast. Literally created C while tripping balls on acid and speed for half a year straight, dude's a fucking legend. Anyway, after creating C Ritchie when on to make Unix, that shit changed fucking everything.

Anyway, later sometime in 78, 79 I don't know, I was fucked up 24/7 back then, me and Dennis were hanging out completely fucking blitzed, when I invented freedom.

The conversation went something like this:

'Dennis man, you're a fucking genius dude but you're a sellout man, you made the beat fucking operating system in the world but you gave it to corporations man'

'Hey Rich, what you want me to do? Man's gotta eat.'

'Well fuck it, what if I make my own Unix and give it away for free, not only give it away for free but force anyone else that has it to give it away for free too man'l. I'll call it GNU.'

'Dude…..the fuck does GNU mean?'

'GNU is not Unix asshole. It's fucking recursive as all fucking fuck'

'Duuuuuude…fuuuuuuccck….that shit just blew my fucking mind. Holy fucking shitballs'

'Yeah I know'

Then we went and got completely fucking trashed on mescaline, found a couple of drunk college bitches and wrecked that shit. Cause it was the 70's and zero fucks were given.

Ever since then, i've devoted my life to fucking freedom and shoved it into your fat hammy faces. Everything you enjoy today exists because of me. I am your fucking god.

Part 2

Jesus vs. The snake

Now around that time something else insidious was going on, another little company you may have heard of was being formed by a sneaky Jew named Steve Jobs. The Jews knew they couldn't allow my freedom to spread, so they invented the Macintosh computer. The very anti-thesis of freedom. It was a completely locked down, overpriced proprietary device. Definitely the work of the snake.

Since then the war for freedom has been raging. I stand at the forefront of freedom, fighting the snake Jews every step, using the GNU and the GPL as a holy flaming sword to smite the snake. I am literally jesus.

Bow before me my herd, I shall you keep you safe and free. I am Richard Jesus Stallman, your hero and Messiah.

I will be here occasionally to pass out advice on being completely fucking awesome and free like me, programming, freedom computing or just more awesome life fucking stories about being awesome as fuck.

Until then.

Richard Jesus Stallman

God among Men

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Read A Walking Aphrodisiac now: https://archive.org/details/AWalkingAphrodisiacByNicholasBlacksmith Burn the bookstores. Shoot the mailman. Stop the printing. Download this PDF. It's anti-intellectual prose, monarch butterflies, walking aphrodisiacs and anthropomorphic sperm. It's encompassing sexuality, embracing the future, puking antibiotics and dropping napalm on the Louvre. This is a literary flamethrower. It is to stab a college professor, bite his neck and wipe the blood off your chin with a textbook. It is to lick the pubes that Aphrodite drops on the toilet after shaving. It is to throw Molotov cocktails at every histrionic commuter who reads a paperback on the subway. Burn the bookstores now.

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eight chars

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>Live inna woods

>Hear weird noise outside

>open door to investigate

>like a cricket but 10x louder and continuous

>no ideas where it could possibly be coming from

>search the perimeter with my strongest flashlight

>noise stops

>probably_a_skinwalker.webm

>get inside

>15 minutes or so later it starts again in full force

>open door

>it stops

>go out on porch and wait in the darkness

>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>point spotlight at pond

>see rustling in the bushes

>"RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>a rare pepe and friend hop out

>"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>decide to let them stay

>they do

>mfw have been keeping rare memes as pets for over a month

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Post Poppy Dance Moosiks

I've been exposed to a lot of catchy Asian music here. I wish to be exposed to more.

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What's her name again? And what exactly does she do that makes her worth a damn?

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ANIME GIRL PEE THREAD

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Is the giant violin player a tranny?

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women btfo thread

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Art Thread

Anything goes. Paintings, photographs, videos, screenshots from your favorite films… whatever.

And don't be afraid to post your own work.

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Guys, I just bought this cat but I have no clue what breed it is. Anyone know?

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Name a better Radiohead song

<you can't

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lmao I changed what it says. get rekt.

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How can i learn to care about things?

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gay for myself

I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone who isn't extremely similar to me. I'm straight, but it's gotten so bad that now I fantasize a lot about somehow getting a copy of myself and making him the sissy/"girl" in the relationship. What's even worse is that if I was the copy I'd happily go along with it.

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Drunk Philosophy: I'm an Alcoholic Edition

I'm out of whiskey, let's 404 quick this time.

If you're competent enough to prove you're insane, are you still insane? Or does your competency and self-awareness invalidate that?

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paranoia

I'm not kidding when I say this, I just heard glass break somewhere in my house and some brief movement like footsteps. I was blasting music and I quickly turned it off, haven't heard anything yet, just silence. Completely alone for the next few days and outside its pouring rain, the phone lines are down and my iphone stopped working. Wish me luck lads, I just cleared the kitchen and I'm about to go upstairs

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Greatest country in the world ready for export some Majdan technologies, private Sasha Grey(ex pornstar) on facebook for details.

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2015 was 4 years ago

i think we should end this meme, please choose wisely in 2020

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Friday Umaru Thread

It's that time of the week again when you have the chance to prove to your parents that aborting you wouldn't have been beneficial to them!

Purchase your FREE Umaru Shitposting Set today for ONLY $279.95 and start posting the cuties right now!

A few of the MANY health benefits of posting Umarus:

* recalibrates your senses to normal: you'll again desire full depth 3D women over shallow 2D's

* puts hair on your chest, reverses the effects of MTF HRT

* drains the Jews of their Lain energy and harnesses it for you

* increases your dick size if you're a guy

* reduces your mudflaps if you're a girl

* reduces your appetite for gay nigger cock

In addition to all the above, you'll automatically become a member of the Church Of Symbioticism. For more information register your FREE 30-day trial membership on the >>>/umaru/ board and enroll in our Umarukin certification program.

What are you waiting for cadet? Get your USS right now before we run out of cloud storage!

https://anonfile.com/56E6S6r6n1/Umarus_7z

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Single Moms

Why won't you date single moms. They are super easy and all over the usual dating sites/aps

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Waifu thread

Post your waifus faggots, mine is Lisa she is the cutest and i love her!

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Would you ironically rape a nigger for the lulz?

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Amerifat Proving Grounds bread

How amerifat are you?

>order quadruple bacon cheese burger and two large fries from five guys. so much food i have to eat it from a baking sheet

>when ordering any fast food, also get an additional large fry so i have one to eat on the way home and one to eat with my meal once i get there

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I was 21, living with the parents and my 28 year old sister. My sister had recently moved back home after a divorce from a marriage that yielded no children for her, and she decided after that marriage ended that she would never trust a man again (he cheated.) My sister still really wanted to have kids, so she was going through the process of looking for sperm donors, but didn't want to pay the exorbitant fees sperm banks charge. She placed an ad in the classifieds (craigslist, in this case) and interviewed a number of candidates. Her intention was to do what's called home insemination, which was becoming increasingly popular with those on a budget.

The gent she selected to provide his genetic material came over on a Saturday afternoon and produced a sample which was left in a plastic cup in the bathroom. Using this method, it is essential that samples are utilized within a few minutes. While the gentleman, let's call him Fred, was depositing his sample, my sister got a text from our dad letting her know he was in the hospital, he had been in a semi-serious car wreck and was in a neck brace, but was expected to be okay. She panicked, forgot about the sperm sample, and drove to the hospital. I remained behind to entertain her guest and explain what had happened.

At that point, everyone involved lost sight of the fact that the sample had to be used within 2-3 minutes to guarantee viability. What happened next, I am not sure why I did, but I did. While my sister was visiting my dad and after Fred left, I rinsed out the collection cup and replaced the material with my own, then threw the cup into our deep freezer. While not cold enough to preserve a sample for very long, it was sufficient to preserve it for a few hours while I waited for her to come home.

Upon arriving home, my sister suddenly realized she had left in the middle of an important activity, but I reassured her and told her that I had thrown the sample into the freezer and that it was fine, and that Fred said to tell her that he hopes her dad was okay and if there's anything she needed, to call. Part of me wasn't sure if the sample would even "take." That night, I had trouble getting to sleep, but ultimately, I did, and I didn't think about what happened that day very much after that.

A few weeks later, we all heard the good news that she was pregnant and I will never forget how happy she was. Everyone in the family was happy for her, and she even got a hug from me. Her pregnancy went very smoothly and a little over 8 months later, she had a healthy baby boy.

Fast forward to when that young man (now 8) was 3, (5 years ago), and my sister wanted to explore her heritage and have a way of showing her son who her real father was when he was old enough to understand. She signed up, as did the presumed biological father, for a DNA testing service, I won't say which one. She sent a sample of her own DNA in, a sample of her son's and she had Fred send a sample and set up his own account. I had no idea she was doing this. A year prior, I had set up my own account with the same site, but under an assumed name, and I never told her. I figured I was safe.

The results took 10 weeks to come back, but when they did, my sister began behaving erratically. She stopped talking to not only me, but to Fred, her friends, and our parents. After about 10 days of this strange behavior, it happened. I was sitting in my room, just relaxing after coming home from work. My sister stormed into my room, sweaty, disheveled, appearing not to have slept in days. She sat on the edge of my bed and she started to stare at me. I asked her what the problem was; what was bothering her. No response. I left the room multiple times over the course of the next 2 hours both to relieve myself and to tell my parents that she was acting strangely. They agreed that there must be something wrong, but weren't sure what to do. Eventually, she left me alone and went out somewhere.

2 weeks later, she disappeared. She left her son with my parents, didn't leave a note, and didn't say anything to anyone. There was a search. No body was ever recovered. Her disappearance was deemed voluntary, and suicide was determined not to be a likely cause, but couldn't be ruled out.

Then I remembered the reason I decided to cause her to have my baby all those years before… I did it for the lulz.

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Gondola Thread

Post your best gondolas.

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Today's the day

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New Imageboard.

Tired of hotpocketry?

https://libre.land

No DMCA, Less autistically enforced dost, etc.

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gf

why dont you have a gf yet anon?

just bee yourself!

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Is it true that if you have anal sex you won't be able to hold your shit in anymore??

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look at this cute hapa. i just wanna hug her

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I just want to get this off my chest

I remember going on clearweb CP sites when I was 10-12 thinking the pics were fake

I showed my friends some cp sites when I was 14-15

They were into that sorta stuff

I'd say I regret looking at that stuff but I'm not really affected by it, I don't get how some people can fap to toddlers though or most of those people in general, most of them look ugly as fuck and have no ass, legit clearweb porn is better then that

I am now in college and I sometimes use TOR to look at illegal porn once a blue moon (3 weeks to a month) for the taboo factor

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Has anyone seen pic-related?

I thought it was a masterpiece. It's mostly style over substance, but the atmosphere is intoxicating. Thom Yorke's soundtrack is flawless – the song that's playing during the witches sabbath makes the scene.

Thoughts on Suspiria/Good Recent Movies Thread

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feels good man

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G'Mornin

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If you could rape someone and get away with it, would you do it. Nobody will ever know about except from you and the victim, she just doesn't know it was YOU, still has to live with the memories.

I would, I've had fucked up rape fantasies about girls since I was 13. I used to go out and nights looking through girls windows

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Restaurant server and bartender hands are

DIRTY

Hello, anons, I am here today to put a thought in your minds that will change the way you look at dining forever. Let's talk about servers' hands.

All throughout each dining experience, you watch servers and bartenders double up as buspersons as they clean off the tables after the customers leave. It doesn't matter what slime or muck is on that plate (silverware that's been in someone's mouth, napkin soiled with snot and boogers, etc), the server will put their hands right on top of it as they consolidate plates before carting them back off to the kitchen. Do you ever see them stop for a second to wash their hands?

No, you do not.

This means that, after just a few hours' of cleaning tables, server and bartender hands become filthy and germ-ridden. Those olives for your martini or bloody mary? Picked straight from the waitstation tub by bare, filthy fingers. That slice of lemon for your water? Dirty fingers. The silverware on your table? Dirty fingers. Think of all the things their bare fingers and hands come in direct contact with before it goes into your mouth.

For this reason, I make sure not to order anything that may have come in contact with server or bartender hands. My bloody marys are always plain with no garnish. Hold the lime on my Corona. I never ask for an extra pickle.

Admit it. This post just changed your dining life forever.

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Fuck you anon! Only Chad gets to party with us!

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>tfw you break 8chan by shitposting too hard

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Os havomg fingers turniomng me gay?

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This happened to me and it will happen to you.

I blame women for being immature brats honestly.

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eight chars

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MEME THIS!!

Or if you want, show this to every fatty crying about fat shaming.

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Teen Pickup Thread

/b/`s favorite thread is back now 2x more wild

Share your tips, tricks and thots

JUST B YOURSELF

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intelligent thread

Who smart boy here?

Did you know the world is round and not flat? Many people don't know this these days, if you can believe!

Post facts only smart boys know.

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you are a bastard. what kind of cretin would ask such a question? there is no politics or society. how can there be when just one person exists? it's harder for robots to be in the desert and in the ocean but it's not as hard as the other things. there are no farms or towns. she is the only one, and she is on the moon. it doesn't take much to support a single half-frozen human. life on earth isn't relevant. she looks just like us and she is a human being, but she isn't like us.

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If earth was gods creation then why did he make it so damn uggly? Most images of "beautiful" landscapes are visually enhanced in some way or is zoomed out a lot to pan out it's ugliness. And the people who say hurdur: "it's all gods plan" when talking about art or visually pleasing structures created by man is no more than the failures of life spouting talking points from the (((church))). It's just assholes trying to take away accomplishments by the people that made them. Which is why I hate religion so damn much. Because christians claim that christianity alone influenced technological development in the west thereby stripping away what the people who actually created new inventions. There is nothing in the bible that says you should strive to actually develop new technology that helps man further propagate the species. The only way you could really say that they helped the west along is technological progress developed through warfare. Which is indirect and is no more than a coincidence. If christianity actually helped humanity along in any way it would have explicitly said to do so somewhere in the (((holy texts))). I mean this argument is rediculous. Because let's face it, people who devout every aspect of there lives to religion actually degrade or halt technological progress. These are amish people.

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Piece of Shit Americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc--HNpmFPY

Hey stupid Americans, don't you know that your military is fake and doesn't exist? Iran has speedboats and your government will collapse when hit with the slightest breeze, just like your World Trade Buildings. Anyone who attacks the Islamic Republic is using hallucinogens to think they can question us.

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឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴

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ur going in the sawmp

when autism days comes ull regret not bein a pedo tbh

cuz of swamps

u dum shit tbh

ne day now will be the 1 ::)

and ropes as well probbles

t

b

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stop ur genercy

cuz im mad about ur genercy

tbh

antis better watch out cuz autism day is coming

say hi to shrek when u go

u gross fk

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I hope the world of afterlife is the one depicted in angel beats.

Also I hope I will kill myself before the sunrise tomorrow.

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does any other anon here like getting really high pressure pimples just so you can pop them? it's a good relief feeling, like shitting out of your face.

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Daily reminder. Around black, never relax.

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Look! It's Lain! Let's rape her!

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Douchefuckers

A douchefucker is any woman who has sex with douche bags. Some douchefuckers are entirely self-aware, deliberately seeking out obvious douchebags to fuck, easily giving in to advances, and making no pretense that they desire any sort of relationship. These types of douchefuckers, probably due to their grasp on reality, are the most tolerable as friends. In fact, they tend to spend out in circles of male friends, usually pathetically crushing on the alpha of that circle, despite the fact he's in a healthy relationship with a woman who respects herself. Not surprisingly, the latter woman is usually a more well-liked member of the circle of friends, while the douchefucker is seen as an annoying tag-along at best.

However, most douchefuckers are sadly devoid of self-awareness. There are the douchefuckers who get into short-term relationships with douchebags. They believe that if they can tell people they have a boyfriend, they can pretend they aren't in it entirely for the sex. Yet, simultaneously, they avoid any decent man who might make a genuine commitment to them, so they can maintain their lifestyle of empty sex without guilt.

Another type of douchefucker that lacks any self-awareness is similar to the douchefucker who deliberately seeks out douche bags for one-night-stands. Only this douchefucker quickly forgets she chose a douche bag once she arrives home with him. Then, she acts surprised and violated when he pulls a douche move, such as never calling, or kicking her out right after, or punching her in the back of the head without warning while fucking her. This douchefucker will then rant about how all men are pigs and assholes, as if she didn't actively seek out a douche bag to fuck.

Next, you have your predatory douchefuckers. One kind will get into a relationship with the most massive piece of shit she can find. The more violent, the more potent her poison. She will then string along several losers, leading them on with stories about how she hates her boyfriend and wants to leave him. She will use these targets for money and attention for as long as she can, then desperately accuse them of only caring about sex when they wise up and stop talking to her.

Another kind of predatory douchefucker is the polar opposite. This one will get into a non-physical relationship with a loser and then fuck a series of massive pieces of shit. The more violent, the more potent the poison because, whenever she is caught, she claims rape and that she needs her boyfriend's support more than ever.

To those of you who are still reading, I thank you for your time and I hope that this lecture on douchefuckers will help you in the future.

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Bimbos

Who actually likes the Bimbo archetype? I find em kind of repulsive, would prefer a qt.

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Nazi/Redpilled Animu Gurls

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LOL

TEN CHARACTERS

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Hey b2

Whatcha listening to rn?

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I wanted to post this in the 'anime girls in leggings' thread from a week ago but I couldn't find it. Finally found it. So hereby my belated post.

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How do i control my desire to hurt animals?

It's like an urge that's gnawing at my very being and it's so hard to control idk how to distract myself anymore.

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The wages of sin is DEATH

To all faggots and trap/tranny fuckers on here:

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

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Chicks with nice tits

Post chicks with amazing tits

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Recommend me some good mistery/horror anime i don't know what to watch anymore.

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Only weak femboy twinks enjoy licking vaginas.

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What was the cuckchan 800 million get? Did we steal it?

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Cool Panda Thread

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All UK Nationals Ordered Out of Iran

- The UK has advised in the strongest terms its citizens who hold dual citizenship with Iran to leave the country immediately.

- A confidential assessment issued this week by the Norwegian Shipowners' Mutual War Risks Insurance Association (DNK) concluded that the attack was likely to have been carried out by a surface vessel operating close by that dispatched underwater drones carrying 30-50 kg (65-110 lb) of high-grade explosives to detonate on impact.

- The Iranian Foreign Minister has been traveling the world looking for any sympathetic country that might help them avoid war, or help them resist an American invasion. The latest of these countries was China, who reportedly turned down the Iranians, but said that they supported Iran in spirit, and consider the American activities to be unjust. The U.S. State Department has been notified by the People's Republic of China that the oil tanker that offloaded its oil that had been sitting off the Chinese coast for months due to storage capacity issues was an isolated decision taken based on the practical reality that the oil has already made the journey, has been paid for, and cannot be returned, and that China does not intend to continue to buy Iranian oil (at least not through conventional channels.) No word yet on whether the U.S. will respond to this technical violation of sanctions, or to what extent it might, if it does.

- Thank you to all those who helped last night to analyze and report the Iranian we found trying to radicalize Pakistanis and convince them to fight for Iran. Your assistance likely saved lives.

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You have to go back.

>/pol/ thinks everyone they don't like is a /leftypol/ commie

>/b2/ thinks /pol/ needs to stop accusing every single /b2/tard of being a commie

>/pol/ refuses and accuses /b2/ of being /leftypol/ commies

Hey, you dumb /pol/ niggers, /leftypol/ has 500 posters on average. /b2/ has around 1400. Either /leftypol/ has abandoned their own board to come here and shitpost, or you're fucking retarded and can't accept that /b2/ hates you. Go back to your containment zoo nigger baboons.

t. /b2/

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Can we stop all the fighting and drama and trying to 'trigger' each other and just have fun together?

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8clam software is a shit.

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Ann Frank

Is she still alive?

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My favorite stars: Asa Akira, Christy Mack

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Anyone want to play tabletop simulator?

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I am poor. I am jelous of everyone around, they drive lambos and got rich bitches. I want to get $rich$ too. I am converting into jew?

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Unwanted, uncontrollable thought

Anyone else at a point where a minor self-inflicted concussion is the only way to shut their motherfucking brain's faggot ass mouth at times?

Is it possible to reach a state where this causes those brain cells to just fucking die already?

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>you will never live in a post apocalyptic fallout with your animu waifu…

Why even live?

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Dubs decides what I do a cum tribute of.

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ITT: Things you forgot existed