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How do you handle it when an anon beats you in an argument? Does it ever stick with you?

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New webms

None of this content has been on this site since it was made. Weird considering how much of the same violent stuff gets posted over and over.

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ded whore oc

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What's your excuse?

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Random dump

I'm kinda bored so I'll dump random stuff

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Girls Making Selfies

Post girls taking selfies while posing like sluts.

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Homeless man who has not taken his shoes off for 6 years

This is a 42 year old male with a history of diabetes. The patient is homeless and was picked up by the Los Angeles Fire Dept. The patient had a cast placed over one year prior and never went back in for follow up. He stated he recently started feeling an odd sensation in his foot. After the cast was removed maggots were sure enough found to be eating away at his foot.

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Half of my music playlist is songs from anime.

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>burger hours

>no little girl appreciation threads

Why are mutts so anti pedo? roos and europoors love them

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Question for the pedophiles

I heard there were pedos here, so give me some insight:

How can you tell if someone is a pedophile? Are there any giveaways or red flags? Wondering because I am curious about my best friend, he's really great with kids and my daughter loves it when he comes over, but since he has never had a girlfriend and lives with his parents I kind of had this feeling in the back of my mind. I feel guilty for thinking this because we have been best friends since elementary school

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Tarrant vs Breivik

Who would win in armed fight between Tarrant and Breivik?

The setting would be an abandoned prison complex.

Weapons: one handgun or non-automatic shotgun, one rifle and 2 explosives of choice per person.

Ammo: 3 mags for the rifle, 2 clips for the pistol or 14-16 shells for the shotgun.

The explosives can be remote controlled.

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Ask a wizard anything.

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Average IQ in european countries(map)

What does the Average IQ map tell you?

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>alone with a girl and ask her if she has a boyfriend

>she fucking looked at me weird and ran away

Why the fuck do I have such bad luck.

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Be careful guys !

if it continues at this rate, we will have an army by December….

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"If white people didn't interfere with black people, they would have advanced on their own!"

Lol ok retard

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hello b2! it is me ivanov, father to zhenyor of rus. word has reached my ear that you have been calling my daughter a nigger and mutt, i am here to dispell such rummors and prove to you she is of 100% pure aryan stock

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This is now a global board.

Have fun.

- Ron

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I'm out of the loop when it comes to this board.

What happened to the original BO? Did he get btfo'd and his ownership of this board stripped away? I hope so, he was a faggot who was turning into Dysnomia 2.0 after this place started getting popular. Hope that gondola-spamming asshole necked himself. Thank you Codemonkey for cleaning up the trash.

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Misogyny thread

Post what you got

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Is there anything interesting I can buy for 20 buttcoins?

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Provoking rage for your amusement.

This thread is about trolling.

What are your favorite targets?

What bait gets the most hits?

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Do you have some news about AllTheFallen ?

They had funny mods :-)

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Cracky should have been a nudist

there was no reason for all those outfits when naked was an option

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So when did everyone suddenly hate Trump now? Did we ever actually love him or was it just a phase or redditor flood that made us all support him?

I don't hate him like a lot of people on here do but I stopped supporting/liking after he fucked over Julian Assange.

I know a lot of you probably lost faith after her recognized Jerusalem but Assange was the final straw for me.

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>tfw no Morrisons savers gf

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POSITIVE THREAD; SLEEPY TUESDAYS EDITION

<]:D Hows yall days goin'?

What did you eat for lunch?

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Would you an autistic girl? Have you an autistic girl? Would you again?

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YLYL thread

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You all are in denial

Coding socks are just thigh highs for incels who don't wanna admit they wanna wear thigh highs. Pic is me

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Class Action against anonymous Incels of 4chan and 8chan

Hello, my name is Carrie A. Goldberg.

Victims’ lawyer suing big tech, bad schools, power pervs, & assorted psychos.

https://mobile.twitter.com/cagoldberglaw/status/1150808102381510656

FemAnons we are creating a Class Action against anonymous Incels of 4chan and 8chan.

Just contact us.

#RiPBianca #NeverAgain

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I have been here since 2014

newfags get out with your shit

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WE NEED NUCLEAR WAR WITH MEXICO!

KILL ALL MEXICANS!

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4chan has fallen, can i join you guys?

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There is nowhere to hide Mr. Anderson

We are all CodeMonkey.

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We're down to 12 users :(

https://spacechan.xyz/b/catalog.html

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Age of consent

Hey guy I have a good idea to be more earth friendly and pleasing puritans,why shouldn't we raise the age of consent to 100 years old?

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Are U.S. Marshals pozzed like the rest?

So long story short I was having problems with retarded mob and my local police department tried to abduct me. Their reason is bullshit and I need a legal investigation into them in order to get the phone call they used as a cover. When I initially called up the FBI and told them how the people at the mob bar were trying to recruit me and tell me to kill people. She told me they were doing nothing wrong. So Cleary pozzed. Is the U.S. Marshals sucking the mobs cock too. I just know their guilty because when ever I confront the local police they avoid the subject like the plague. And the reason they gave was Cleary a lie as in not blind. And even when I spoke to my lawyer who was a prosecutor for 17 years. He believed me but just told me to let sleeping dogs lie. Fuck that.

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How many lolis have you collected beetoo?

Here my drop of a long list of all the lolis that followed ME on Likee

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Diagnose skeleton posts

Report skeleton posts

Don't reply to skeleton posts

Don't acknowledge skeleton posts

Post some examples so anons can follow the rules

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Over the last couple years i've heard lots of ppl who meet with Trump say that he is totally together in private. In meetings he is on point, clear, concise, contemplative, and decisive. That he only plays a complete blathering idiot in front of the cameras to get votes.

Question is, why do conservatives, who clearly want strong competent leadership, feel the need to vote for a guy pretending to be a moron?

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Do you like Pokemon?

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Clang 2: errectric boogaroo

Unlike pedojewry, furfaggotry, nude-tism, and tranzophrenia, /clang/ is advanced.

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Who is the best vocaloid /b2/?

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Libra conspiracy

Is the kike creating the libra currency to destroy cryptocurrency in its entirety or does the kike knows faceberg and instagoon is dead so he wants to create the global reserve currency.

What do you retards think?

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Dear God, please kill all politicians and the socialist welfare-parasite useful-idiot class that supports them, in Jewsus name I pray, amen…

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Red Dwarf Actor Dead at 53

SEXY CARTOONS!

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Daily reminder

This is your employer in 2019.

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Reminder for fellow neets

Apply Aloe Vera to remove stretchmarks.

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8chan

is 8chan being more and more normalize ?

i'm scared !

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Big BB Battleship appreciation thread!

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Will /b2/ let this nigger reach Wakanda?

Previous thread:

>>406826

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Elsa should be naked and bare foot while Zendaya should be naked with only her converse shoes on.

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b2/ is a white mans board, and we all have yellow fever. Cope asian dicklets.

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Brandon clark info

I know someone who went to school with him.

Some facts.

He was an extreme loner, hardly anyone talked to him.

He read books about bombs and serial killers.

He always wore camo pants/shirts.

People legit joked about him being a school shooter all the time.

He was extremely quiet.

Everyone who had to partner with him in projects talked about how uncomfortable they were after.

He ate lunch alone in the library just so he can read those books.

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tfw no clingy long haired autistic friendless virgin bf

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mumi gave me $50

what should I spend it on?

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I'm g-gonna watch 2 movies in row now, now that you know this you can return to your business.

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Why did you came here in the first place ?

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6'+ master race thread

where my 6'/b2/ bros at?

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Intercepted communication

Putin to BO:

"Make /b2/ a Trumpfag safe space again or else."

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How to make a strong case to abolish age of consent? Legal experts opinions preferred.

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If white privilege doesn't exist then how come I can eat so much more dairy than nonwhites without getting the shits? I'd rather cut my leg off than be lactose intolerant.

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are there other females on 8chan? I've been using this site since almost its inception, and many alternatives to cuckchan have risen and fell. this is the only place were information is not censored. i appreciate this site and i want to know if there are other girls like me? or is it just a sausageparty?

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Joseph Goebbels diary

Was he a fag? He writes about daddy Shitler like some sort of gushing schoolgirl and even he says there are constant rumours about him being gay. What are the odds that this dude took it up the ass?

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UwU

GUYS GUYS GUYS

COME TO MY SITE

https://ratwires.space

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Hot take

Making fun of dead women (Bianca) is messed up and you're a virgin if you do it.

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craigslist no good

Where do you go now to harvest the odd desperate milf or two?

m/gilf thread

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Tits of /b2/

I am collecting titties with /b2/ timestamps here. Thank you titty possessors.

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<hurr why can't I pedo post here durr

Because two guys and women don't like it. And everyone know that their opinions and women's are the only ones that matter, and fuck oldfags/fascists/meds like you pedokikes babyfuckers childdiddlers rightysoys

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Mark Mann

Appreciation Station

It seems like only negative stuff gets posted about Mark.

This thread is a place where we can post positive things about Mark Mann.

Please limit discussion to positive things about Mark Mann such as how well he moderates /v/ and his knowledge about video games.

Off-topic discussion, such as Aaron Lawson posting, anus posting, or other anti-semitic garbage, will be deleted by the moderation staff.

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le nofap meme not

I used to see mega posts on /b/ sharing random collection of porn. Does this still exist? If not, is there any place to share porn other than mega, allowed on this board?

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>no rekt thread

Let's change that.

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Post only based jews in this thread

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Honestly, how can anybody watch this crap?

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/b2/ global information

Attention !

Please to all fags/lefties/pedos/nigger/gays/traps/weebs who do want to elevate their humanity as hish as us, don't use your energy as such it's over in advance .

White race had always been superior to ALL species on earth together .

about WW2 we've just lost a fight it's nothing even if our leader is dead, we're still here and we prepare for the future .

wait 50-80-150 years from now and we'll talk maybe .

World is ours, forever and so on !

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attomwaffen here

reminder to all promscuous "people" on this board. You will die an agonizing death by long painful strangulation on the day of the rope.We will not give you the mercy of drop hanging. You have been warned

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serious question

why are all /pol/fags fucking retarded? left or right doesn't

they're fucking idiots its getting really hard to watch

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Biohacking

We now have the technology to enhance the human condition. Transcranial electrical stimulation (TDCS, CES, TMS, ect) , gene doping, nootropics, genetically modified probiotics, and other emerging technologies all have the potential to make us stronger, smarter, and live longer. Why are you not taking advantage of these technologies, /b2/? Many of you have nothing to lose so why not take a risk with new technology and become a superman?

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Fake slavs

>CroatoTurks and SerboTurks are slavic

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ungoogled chromium stucks for few sec on 'resolving host' before loading website

googled chromium works normal

why? how fix it?

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Why do people like this jewed show?

Stranger Things has proven itself to be kike’d by making a white guy get cucked by some ugly nigger and make him cry (literally). Why is this shitty show even popular?

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This shit happened on cuckchan too in the past, I'm sure the site itself is likely gonna be okay.

That said…

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

Fucking stormfags, it was meant to be a fucking larp. A FUCKING LARP. You don't fucking kill people and fucking joke about it you mentally ill fuck. What a fucking retarded psychopath. Most of you people are good fucking people, and don't deserve to be associated with a piece of shit like that. Yes we make jokes about Hitler and Jews and Blacks, but it's the same shit as the satan shit in the 70's. No one deserves to die, because of their race, religion or their genitals. This is a fucking load of bullshit. I'm not gonna change anything, because one fucking psychopath doesn't represent you guys, but holy fuck what a mentally ill fucking retarded cocksucking piece of shit. Either way fuck this crazy piece of shit.

Okay I kinda panicked when making this post, but holy shit. Where did this come from?

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My son is born!

Since he is boy, he will grow into a second-rate citizen. His happiness and dignity will have no value at all. No quotas for him, no compassion, no special treatment. He will probably end up in jail after being falsely accused of rape or will raise the child of another man.

Oh, well, who cares? Feminism rocks, fuck him!

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Why are whites and americans so antiwhite?

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What person, living or dead, who actually existed, would be the God or Goddess of Pedos?

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Suspended Adolescence & Coping Skills

Why can't modern Amerimutts that are 18 and older cope/adapt to anything around them? The American mental health industry hasn't done anything but dump $2000/month of pills down their throats and never teach them the coping skills that preschoolers should have. It looks like the single child epidemic has created over pampered babies, now called NEETs.

BITCH & MOAN below

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If you use the word anti-

to describe a person or group of people, you are a Jew. Period. The only people that do this are Jews. Niggers don't use it, trannies and faggots don't use it, women don't use it. Literally the only group of people that describes another group of people of being anti-them are the fucking Jews. Stop being a Jew. Once again if you think someone is anti-you, you are acting like a Jew. Fucking stop.

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What do you think of Jews?

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>come on anon, i have something to show you

What do you think it is?

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Left or Right? Why?

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Greetings from /abc2/

Tired of the random admins being absolute fags right on the holiest days of the week?

Tired of being jokebanned for longer than 0 seconds?

Good news my fren! And in a reddit spacing format too!

We've worked tirelessly (today) to bring you the next iteration of the >>>/abc/ forum, >>>/abc2/ !

Same as the previous one except it has less of an eye-gouging css in it, for yall niggers bitching about the perfectly good dark skin but I digress.

Almost everypone is welcome, except Jews and the especially rabid subset of Jews known as lainfags.

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Could you guys imagine this ending any other way than lifelong happiness? I sure couldn't, it for sure wouldn't lead to absolute savage barbarity.

That saying really is true: Once you go black, you never go back!

SO HAPPY

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dumb faggot live streamer posted the keys to the castle, what do?

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for those with tiny peepee

what's it like? how small is it really? do you have to jerk it with thumb and index finger? do girls laugh at it as they do a 360 and walk away? tell me. i want to know what it's like to have a small wee

t. 6 1/4" x 6 1/4" stocky dwarf cock

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>black people taking pride in fictional accomplishments orchestrated by jews for profit

Why are they like this?

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I have recurring fantasies of being a 13 year old girl molested by her aunt and mom. What's wrong with me?

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Here's the answer to "are traps gay?"

YES. IT'S GAY.

Attracted to males = gay

Attracted to females = straight

IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

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Jacinda

Why do I fantasize so much about raping Jacinda Adern?

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What is your honest opinion about anal bleaching?

Would you ask your wife to bleach its poo poo hole?

Do you like anal tattoos too?

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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about rodent. u wouldnt say this shit to him irl, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

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Hi anons!

Want a million dollars?

>Cash In on Your Birth Certificate

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>Zionism is kind of cool, bro

>Israel is a perfect model for a white ethno-state

>I'm a white Bolshevik

>Join the alt-kike, goy

>It's totally not controlled opposition

<*flips wrist*

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>gets saved by the USA in WW2

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shhhh … i think they're watching us right now

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What is supposed to be icky about her?

She's not fat or ugly or diseased, she's just mean.

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Just got banned from /pol/ for saying hebephilia isn't pedophilia, so much for politically incorrectness!

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Tips fo b

>Piss bottles piling up?

>Garbage man refuse to take your trash because "muh biological waste illegal"

>?????????

>Get your self one of cheap ass reusable soy bags at the grocery store

>Can easily fit and carry 15 piss bottles

>Thr end

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CIA IS PROMOTING RACEMIXING ON 8CHAN?!

Lots of dull racemixing threads these days promoted to no one but white men! Call mad but i actually think CIA stands behind so SAGE every racemixing thread you encounter, ESPECIALLY muh white men and shitskin women.

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Leaving society

I plan on moving to the Canadian north next spring, I already bought a yurt and stove the only thing left to do is buy land. I can't deal with living in a big city anymore. I just angrier and angrier every time I go outside only to witness degeneracy.

Has anyone here ever fantasized about leaving this degenerate world at once without committing sudoku???

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8chan is an anime website

If you do not watch anime, you do not belong on 8chan.

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Curry Nigger here

Wow this place actually has people other than WASP's.

Been lurking for like a week, is that enough?

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What do you hate the most on /b2/ ?

i know it's bait but i just asking

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toenails

i wish i had well groomed toenails

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Help me

Sup, thread die because a creat new

I'm Russian loli and very very dream about nintendo switch ;3

waiting for help from you, cute boys :3

PayPal: nekotyan

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wash your penis

wash your penis

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*ahem*

FUCK HEALTHYNIGGERS

Only sick ubermensch allowed itt

>tfw have common cold while it's raining outside

>play vidya and drink tea with honey and lemon

>mfw

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>>477448

whoever gets quints decides my spider fren's name

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New Noriko/Hikkichan Thread

New leaked current images of our queen Hikkichan shes doing better now anons. shes still in hiding after the raid that happened back in January but here are the new leaked images she is apparently an armyfag now.

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>try lucid dreaming

>after months of painstaking autism I can now create a stable lucid dream

>naturally I create a loli harem

>I spend another month on designing how they look down to the smallest detail

>finally time to lose my astral virginity

>make them all strip and present themselves

>the instant my benis touches a vagina I wake up with sleep paralysis

>go back to my autistic lucid dreaming books

>read that you cant lucid dream about things you never have felt before

>tfw my brain cucks itself and shuts down the dream in critical error because of this

I therefore ordered a loli onahole. Hopefully it will be enough for my subconscious brain not to shit itself after I fuck it a few times. And then its off to enjoy my 100% legal loli harem. Even if I go to jail, everytime I sleep I will be having hot loli sex, and nobody can stop me. Checkmate, glowniggers.

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Hitler did something wrong

He lost the war.

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Gay Dicks Out For Jaden Smith

This kid is an ebony masterpiece.

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Nature boi

I have a new fren

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Zero posts per hour

Where were you when /b/ died?

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King of Copenhagen

I am one of the top guys in the copenhagen crime syndicate and I am often referred to as the king of copenhagen (some even call me the king kong of copenhagen).

You can think of the syndicate as the yakuza of denmark. we lurk in the shadows and secretly control everything. I can go in the details so feel free to ask any questions.

I have been a fan of this board and lurk here frequently but don't post all that much. I just got back from killing a few sandniggers so I am in a good mood, let's get this party started

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What would commiecat's tit size be?

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Black Hanekawa Thread

Black Hanekawa is much more interesting and attractive than any other character in the monogatari series.

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you say incel like its an insult but little do you know that we are actually much smarter than neurotypicals

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Thread for everyone

Only mine

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Yu

Small chested chicks

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Another day, another dollar!

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what exacly did I linked/asked/requested?

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What good is morality if the people who own the world get there by deceit, violence, and stealing?

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I love my mom and dad

I thank life because I still have a loving mom and dad. I appreciate having a complete family. how about you faggots?

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Am I going crazy or does it seem like underage posting has increased significantly these past weeks? The way some posts are written and some threads all feel like some kid is behind it. Did cuckchan link this place or something? Is this now cuckchan2?

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Teen pick up thread

Share your tips, tricks and thots

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Nudists who are Ciara

Reminder Ciara was a nudest before she started posting

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How do we become normies?

Share your tips, tricks and thots

Western Culture is meaningless, it was just a vessel to deliver us to the consumerist era.

Christianity is the slave morality which Nietzsche correctly identified. If you make people believe in an afterlife it will pacify them in their actual life – the only one they will ever have.

White genetics are not vital for the consumerist escalation. If they were; Indians in Silicon Valley wouldn't be a thing. Eventually genetic engineering will eclipse all of your concerns over phenotype aesthetic.

There is no great family model to return to where you can be a patriarch. Any children you have will be absorbed into the consumerist mass. Parental influence is meaningless in an age of hypercommunication.

Your wife will have social media. I don't think I need to go into any more detail on this.

There is no super intriguing clandestine force which controls the world – only consumerism and capital.

In an age where there is no great struggle; there is no need for anything aside from intellect unfortunately. There is no need for valor or fidelity anymore.

There is no great war or impending happening that will bring meaning to your life. There is only the slow assimilation into the global consumerist mass.

There will be hiccups, like terrorism and mass shootings for instance, but humanity has not produced a creed capable of contending with the awesome power of consumerism. It will devour you all.

There is no great cause to live or die for my brothers.

STOP TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND TRY TO BE FREE

BECOME NORMIE

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Why are white men and asian women so into eachother?

By 2030 there's gonna be more WMAF couples than the WMWF couples if these racemixing trends continue.

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>tfw masturbating 35 times a day

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Help me anon

Hey

I'm girl from russia

my dream is to have a nintendo switch. parents can't buy it for me because salaries in Russia are very low. comes out 44k ($ 600) rub per month for a family. I dont have a normal job (because I'm loli) and I don't know what to do. I was the happiest if I could get nintendo. help me sweet

PayPal: nekotyan8

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Why is this allowed?

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Girls are sweethearts and must be protected. If God exists, I am almost certain She is a woman.

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You make me no choice.. Nazi fags

I join dark side now…

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Nope, not gettin' out of my chair!

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The good trends always fade

Why did self harm stop being cool

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It such a nice day outside. I think I'm going to have some tasty breakfast now before taking a stroll in the sun and medidating a bit, maybe I could even meet a cute girl. I hope it will rain in the evening too.

What are you thankful for, anon?

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C A R T H R E A D

Show me the GAYEST car evr created anons

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Thoughts?

Thoughts?

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why is /b2/ so dead where did everyone go?

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Fukin trannys

A tranny just got hired in my office how can I trigger their anxiety and depression to make them kill themselves

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PRO TIP: If you don't love, and are loved by the person

you are having sex with, IT LITERALLY FEELS LIKE NOTHING.

Everyone is always searching for this, but everyone is always disappointed. it's nothing magical or special and it doesn't even feel good. masturbating actually feels better than fucking someone that you don't care about, and doesn't care about you.

You want to know why? because when you fap, YOU CARE ABOUT YOU. That's why it feels good.

The only way any sexual act ever EVER feels good is if you love the person and the person loves you.

This has been a pro tip by someone that doesn't want you to suffer or get in a bad situation or get disappointed. Learn what I have to offer without any of the risk. Free knowledge. God bless you all.