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Global rule | Dost test

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"Any attempt to decrease the number of fake Anons may have led to a decrease in the number of true Anonymous actors overall," said IBM threat analyst Camille Singleton.

Article was written by Catalin Cimpanu… Guess it's time to get to work…


Is this the 4chan guy?

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Long story short i housesit/petsit for a big titty blonde girl every other saturday. i want to setup spycams to catch her naked and also in her bedroom to see if i can catch her masturbating or something. suggestions on types that surely wont be found within a 2 week time and that last long enough to be fine. also ways to set them up among other general tips and tricks if it works if i end up doing it i will leak the wins here as a thanks.

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How do you know she isn't spying on you?




I'm sure non of this will get traced back to you, anon.



I think they may have bigger concerns on this site



Not this site. If any of this spykit gets found I wonder if amazon will release the purchase info.



You must be mentally disabled if you actually think someone would devote that much time to catch a 'possible' future peeping tom

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Who is she? Great pussy thread

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Wanna know why this white girl has a darker pussy? You ever fap so much that over time you get these brown pressure spots from too much force applied? That's the same issue here: Force Applied Over Time. Meaning she's getting railed so much that her pussy is falling out like folds of a pastrami sandwich that somebody punched. I wonder her cunny looked like when she was 11?



>You ever fap so much that over time you get these brown pressure spots from too much force applied?

No because I'm white but I did get one of those gland thingies enlarged. Was frickin' weird.



You have to go back



"Byrd says she wrote Kricfalusi a fan letter at age 13 and was elated when the animator then 39, responded. He sent her toys and visited her at the Arizona trailer park where she lived. When she was 16, she says, he flew her to his home in Los Angeles and touched her sexually.

Buzzfeed News writes that In the summer of 1997, before her senior year of high school, he flew Byrd to Los Angeles again, offering her an internship at his studio. She lived with him as his 16-year-old girlfriend and intern and after she finished high school, Byrd moved in with him at age 17."



>that flapping sound

this is art

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this thread is for 3d tidd. bonus points if they're asian

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>complains but doesn't provide content he likes


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No… And I can't post my favourite human female breasts because the faggot globohomos will go spurdo spärde on me.



>excuses, excuses

There are underage tittymonsters, and there are flat-chested milfs. Just admit that you are a faggot.


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I'm sure the anti-globalists appreciate being used as cover for you to sneak in your degeneracy.



He meant global moderators on this site. Those that you send "Global reports" about blatant cp to.

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>trying nofap

>four days into not busting a nut

>resisting the urge to jerk it is unbearable

>come here and see trap lewds posted everywhere

>cock gets so hard and aroused a little bit of cum comes out

>didn't even touch my penis


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Like that scat meme.


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So you mean islam was right, don't you? Artificial scarcity of poon is a good thing for an aspiring conqueror. Guess what, I want what is good for me, not for some wannabe Adolf.



…so they own Pornhub then. Cool.


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Only Gali, the female Toa.

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17 year old fag here again. Any good tor links to get a gun as an underaged fag?




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Dont do it lil niggerfucker cuntfaggot, you have at least another 6 months to live



Just wait till youre 18 then you can buy a rifle. I bought my AR15 when I turned 18



>I bought my AR15 when I turned 18

how much did it cost?

and by "how much did it cost?" i mean "how much did it cost?".

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RIP Grump Cat

Classic Meme "Grump Cat" has just died!

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The most devastasting loss to the word in decades, nay centuries. RIP Grumpy Cat ye will not be forgotten.


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The internet will never be the same again.







Finally, Grumpy Cat made me smile

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Why were women of the past so based?

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Protip: Boards of Canada goes really well with the silent films ITT


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STFU Amhed



They are herd animal, going after the local consensus. The content changes with times, the tendency to conform stays the same regardless.



Because they were governed by men, a harsh truth

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Is it illegal in any way to ask a girl in public if she would want a sugardaddy? In the USA, would police assume this is soliciting prostitution?

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yes, women should have the right only to be approached by men who have read their minds and know they, the men, are desirable! And no man under a certain level of attractiveness should ever have the right to approach a woman!






Try it, its not a foreign concept. It will probably offend the women that never thought to seek it even tho it aint bad to them, you might offend them with the fact of taking away their opportunity to select it.

"It goes against the conditioned female society structure that women choose the men to allow the pussy from the men that start the conversation first. A woman's mind is on her pussy and looks, how can it be politically controlled in a tug-of-war to be bargained-with as a Limited Liability Company to get what they want from the male employee. The man that a woman likes is not her brain liking him, its her DNA, its all rationalized into other shit of course, which is why she needs alcohol to subdue the DNA's imperative to actually be uninhibited to have healthy sexual intercourse without its emotions informed by biology interfering that it should be with DNA-preferred egg-protectors of significant resources.

The only woman you could fuck that takes less than a hundred words, provided that the remainder of the words are substituted with currency, is a prostitute. [redacted] bless them. Take a girl out on a date to get some, guess what? It'll cost ya the same amount.

A man's mind is not on womans pussy because we all know each pussy is a different board game with unknown rules and laws in another language, it's rationed out, and it's tied to the woman's dumb concept of limited eggs therefore limited sex, it protects the eggs, and because the woman fears to think logically that she'll only be with the current guy temporarily, as every partner could be her billion-year-contract "soulmate," it must limit the pussy distribution because of finite eggs, because it, the female, does not seek to know that which is estabPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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> 10%

as if women would want to share men



Women would rather share a successful man than be stuck with a loser. Why do you think harems exist?

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this is the average pol user in current year. what went wrong, /b2/?


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>umpteenth /pol/ thread

Have you been living under a rock? /pol/ has been shit since 2016.

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I've had moderate to light pain in my right testicle for the past 8 hours and i'm afraid that I have an incomplete testicular torsion. they say it's supposed to be very painful, but if the testicle is only partially twisted would the pain not be that bad? My mom won't take me to the doctor unless the pain was excruciating and i'm kinda freaking out and hoping I don't become the next Hitler. Help me friends.

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Australia. They put you at the bottom of the list if you're not dying. Still better than being hit with a $2,000 bill or something



>Still better than being hit with a $2,000 bill or something.

Sure it is buddy, COPE!



The total medical expenses I've had to pay over my entire life is $0 so yeah can't complain




So this is the power of socialism…wow…


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Ask your mom to give a massage on your balls dude.

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I started watching anime so I could better fit in with imageboard culture. Now I'm a faggot, shotacon, and yaoi addict. Thanks a lot faggots. To any newfags here, don't watch anime. Anime is like gay conversion therapy except they're trying to make you gay.

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Not my problem, faggot. Watched anime for decades and I'm still straight. Not even a lolicon. It was always inside you, don't blame anime.


I hate anime because its boring. All the characters look the same(like asian people tbh) and everything is an archetype. Only random shit like : >>115508 and basic bitch stuff like dragonball are tolerable. I would watch Dark Souls: The Anime tho



Your brain is a waste of matter tbh



You were already gay tbh.


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Why are leftists so incredibly pathethic?

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lol and people call us pathetic losers

I at least am not financing some adulterous cunt my entire life

holy fucking shit how low can men sink

or do you call that even a man?



Asexual is a bullshit meme, if your asexual female partner won’t simply lend you her holes to masturbate in to, they don’t love you.


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Little out of date there, pal. Nobody trusts wikipedia or shapiro anymore. As for women, well…I'm rollin in em…heheheh….



>The average leftist is transgender, has little social contact(especially with the opposite gender), believes that editing Wikipedia articles make him smart and watches traphouse because it "triggers the Nadzees".

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I just want to lick some pussy, feet, tits and asshole before I die ;-;

Is it too to ask for?

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I personally don't like it. Looks weird. Pic related is the ideal, puffy but nothing visible.


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Women started not to look like men about 200 years ago. Have you not noticed the progressive feminization of women from older generations to newer generations?

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Am I gay if I like shoving phallic objects up my ass? Unlike with traps, there are no other guys involved.

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I don't get how men can get pleasure from dildos. I've tried a diy dildo once and all it did was make me feel like I have to shit and make my hemorrhoid bleed.


The butt is for expelling things.

That is all.


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OP is a dumby



Don't you feel relaxed after letting out a big shit?

Shitting is painful but our body evolved to make it a relaxing activity.


Are surrogate dicks gay? Depends on the context. In your case,


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