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File: 6fb68ae9e2669d7⋯.png (203.71 KB, 463x293, 463:293, XJaVdX2.png)

 No.326448[Reply]

>8 yr old decides to masturbate

>fine, no victim

>8 yr old decides to have sex with another 8 yr old

>fine, no victim

>8 yr old decides to have sex with adult man

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEDOPEDOPEDO KILL YOU

?

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 No.326692

>>326675

A contract isn't needed for sexual consent. Parent's consent is not needed because children are not chattel.


 No.326696

you cant fuck children

why is this so hard to understand


 No.326697

>pedo buttblasted into another thread


 No.326705

File: efc5bf2c7f4d463⋯.png (631.81 KB, 697x712, 697:712, Foreskins.png)


 No.326709

>>326696

Because you people can't coherently defend your position.




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 No.326497[Reply]

Turn on board wide IDs.

So if I filter someone in thread >>1 they are filtered in every thread on the board.

THEN make complaining about pedo postrers a permabannable offense.

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 No.326687

File: 3f6d138026777ed⋯.png (70.38 KB, 482x509, 482:509, jifg.PNG)

>>326678

>literally jidf paid to be here


 No.326689

>>326682

I already know this nigger.

The mods are likely in on it.


 No.326695

>>326671

>THEN make complaining about pedo postrers a permabannable offense.

Yes. Kill yourself.


 No.326702

>>326695

>ban remotely acting like a pedo

this


 No.326708

>>326689

>mods are likely in on it.

too bad, I love /b2/ more than mods do.

pedos damned to horsecock'd




File: b78a03a14e64a01⋯.jpg (71.46 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Y3FYHNJ47BBL5AGFTIHPBRXTXY.jpg)

 No.321390[Reply]

12-year-old North Carolina boy dies after fall from rock-climbing wall

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 No.326677

>>321390

I thought walls didn't work?


 No.326688

>>326677

The boy paid for the wall.

It's ok now.


 No.326694

File: 3f3413719b51b5e⋯.jpg (78.65 KB, 784x643, 784:643, 1509319674605.jpg)


 No.326701

>>326677

Walls work when used correctly.


 No.326707

>>326667

I'm sure the personal injury lawyers are banging down her door




File: a88aba4431aee1f⋯.jpg (76.85 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, a88aba4431aee1f09eebf26ab2….jpg)

 No.326201[Reply]

>>>/lain/

dump your leins pics

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 No.326628

>>326545

>>326605

I would find a job to buy a lain daki tbh


 No.326655

Ok, It may not have been one of you guys, but someone in a dakimakura/onahole thread I had up yesterday stated he wanted one of her and I directed him to look at ninjenshi daki database. I have seen it before years ago.


 No.326683

>>326628

>not having savings hidden away from your home-arrestors

im going to the bank and putitng this on a credit card nigger

>>326655

>ninjenshi daki database

<literally the only search result is an archived 4cuck thread

are you pulling my leg?


 No.326693

>>326655

>>322295 was me but only senafag replied.

I'll try to find what you're talking about.


 No.326706

>>326683

Fuck, I can't spell it. I guess that guy couldn't either.




File: ffea7d168a80107⋯.jpeg (51.58 KB, 516x600, 43:50, tostitos.jpeg)

 No.325919[Reply]

U.S. Naval Commanders have been pre-authorized to strike any target that launches missiles in the direction of U.S. drones.

It just got dark in Tehran. The hour is near.

How are you celebrating, /b2?

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 No.326585

File: 652143275ce5866⋯.png (1010.52 KB, 1107x597, 369:199, 652143275ce5866fd0039162a5….png)


 No.326602

>Trump is a madman and will start World War 3

>Trump is a pussy because he didn't strike Iran

make this into one of those jpgs with poorly drawn faces


 No.326610

File: 738e5b4788dd272⋯.jpg (75.61 KB, 888x488, 111:61, 738e5b4788dd272a8e6216a3d6….jpg)


 No.326685

>>325919

strike will be on unmanned launch site


 No.326704

File: a24bd518ddb96ad⋯.png (34.69 KB, 696x564, 58:47, iran amerimutt.png)

>>326602

A thousand hours in ms paint.




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 No.325882[Reply]

how do any of you stand using reddit? i went there today and this was the first thing i saw, an attention-whoring woe-is-me oversharing "blown out at 12" roastie

how much money says that her "ghoster" was a nigger?

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 No.326572

>>326483

I got lucky, my 6-cell still has good health years later. just understand you get what you pay for, don't pay too much nor too little

>>326486

jesus what a sperg


 No.326616

File: d7fed5795a908a5⋯.jpg (590.68 KB, 1781x795, 1781:795, reddit irl.jpg)


 No.326642

>>326078

>all women are ugly unless they're wearing makeup

maybe you wouldn't think this way if you weren't a koreaboo

>falling for the sex meme

>unabashedly throwing away your future wizard powers because of "muh dick"

holy shit


 No.326680

File: 64f8d7efc6b4bdb⋯.png (356.96 KB, 640x594, 320:297, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.326703

File: 552363c6f995d3b⋯.png (453.09 KB, 640x631, 640:631, ClipboardImage.png)




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 No.326654[Reply]

my fellow lainfags…

 No.326700

>>326654

Me on the left




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 No.326479[Reply]

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT

<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT<HOLY SHIT

YOU HAVE TO POST AT LEAST ONCE

HELLO FAGGOTS, I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN.

DO YOU LIKE SECRET LORE???

DANK /B2/ LORE: IF YOU LINK PEDO THREADS IN META THREADS THEY GET MYSTERIOUSLY HORSECOCK'D

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 No.326504

File: ff768ba8eabf0c1⋯.jpg (97.71 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 2ccecb86d76506b888cc34a6be….jpg)

First killed pedo thread today


 No.326539

File: 9c932be94e2a768⋯.png (107.28 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 43bdffd0-8e0f-46be-ae5a-55….png)

>>322997

Pedo is currently spiraling from

HORSECOCK'D


 No.326548

File: 53c536156c45976⋯.jpg (92.65 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 60749824_132145231293138_8….jpg)

Check these pedodubs


 No.326573

File: 8c9867d48f551ee⋯.jpg (207.82 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, wewnut.jpg)

>>326548

>tfw pedos can't deal with horsecock'd


 No.326699

File: 2263a31e870e31c⋯.jpg (194.98 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 1535230421103.jpg)

>tfw waiting to shitpost at pedoposters




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 No.316485[Reply]

Chances are that by being around anon/chan culture you are a depressed little faggot with a shitty life. What's stopping you from ending the misery? You think things are gonna get better? Think ur gonna fall in love and start a family? Maybe. Get real though, you'd be better off dead and you know it

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 No.320240

File: cf0dc4f3ac299e3⋯.png (57.2 KB, 500x382, 250:191, 1559295253842.png)

>>316714

Have a bro hug, anon!!


 No.320253

>>316717

Drink too much water…


 No.320303

File: 96ea17298cbd566⋯.jpg (82.89 KB, 1024x917, 1024:917, 1557092319870.jpg)

>>317530

Similar case here…

It's what really gives me pleasure…


 No.326649

>>320022

The mechanism is compression of the carotid arteries causing global brain ischaemia.

>An interruption of blood flow to the brain for more than 10 seconds causes unconsciousness

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20090219085703/http://www.nil.wustl.edu/labs/raichle/MER_chapters/C55_The%20Pathophysiology%20of%20Brain%20Ischemia.pdf


 No.326698

>>326649

PS there are easier ways to accomplish this than short drop hanging, a ratchet strap in the right place will do the same without either

a) risking coming undone if you unconsciously seize as partial suspension does

or

b) restricting breathing as short drop does

Really though, 500ml formic acid + 1000ml sulphuric acid at 25C mixed in glass or polypropylene while holding your breath in a poorly ventilated small area (e.g. car) will be easier to do. It produces more carbon monoxide faster than car exhaust or charcoal.




File: 95a815f9bee20f5⋯.jpg (26.4 KB, 366x488, 3:4, friedrich-wilhelm-nietzsch….jpg)

 No.322888[Reply]

Why don't nihilists just kill themselves?

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 No.325236

>>325127

>Just entertain yourself until your death and sleep a lot too so the time passes faster. Sleeping you can disconnect your brain a little from reality too.

I get plenty of sleep, peace and quiet. To disconnect just realize that everything human is imaginary, then you will see reality and understand what happiness is. All there is, is life and nobody owns it. :^)


 No.325559

File: 32e5de26cc0c564⋯.jpg (139.44 KB, 1033x679, 1033:679, 6a5282916c1bbed64019f01d92….jpg)


 No.326620

>>325236

Yeah, tell you that when you don't have money and you are living in the streets. Or living with your old parents when you are 48, completely psychologically destroyed.


 No.326630

>>326620

>>325236

Tell you that everything is imaginary then.


 No.326690

File: 6280092b61d0be9⋯.jpg (493.69 KB, 1257x785, 1257:785, 6280092b61d0be9e739cf27c03….jpg)

>>322888

>Why don't nihilists just kill themselves?

Because that would imply that death has meaning




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 No.320599[Reply]

Yiff Yip Urf *snuggles*

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 No.325911

File: 7f84f4a13fff697⋯.jpg (3.35 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 2685223_Malerouille_diptyc….jpg)

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 No.326643

>>323864

Mainly the fact that you want to fuck an animal. Animals can't consent faggot


 No.326665

File: 24cd91b3b5f3bcc⋯.gif (1.44 MB, 308x214, 154:107, giphy.gif)

>>326643

YOU RETARD! THE FURFAGS WILL POST AGAIN!


 No.326672

File: 5e7053d55e3d0a4⋯.png (303.3 KB, 943x1097, 943:1097, Img-1561361900711.png)

Death to furfags


 No.326679

File: eae8b31d17345e9⋯.png (565.34 KB, 972x1080, 9:10, 180616122152687-d.facdn.ne….png)

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 No.318516[Reply]

When will /pol/niggers finally leave this board once for and for all?

No one wants your moralfaggotism here.

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 No.325401

>>325392

>bourgeoisie hypocrite complaining about bourgeoisie hypocrites

classic


 No.325404

File: 3301b6c34c29828⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1430x2000, 143:200, leftypol in a nutshell.png)

>>325401

WAIT A MINUTE


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 No.326669

File: 310dfbe3675ea9b⋯.mp4 (12.66 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 15613242018550.mp4)

>>318516

>/pol/ is too much moralistic

I love this place




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File: 06690cce8f8362b⋯.jpg (4.9 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images.jpg)

 No.324952[Reply]

*Ahem*

God here.

In the beggining you didn't feel anything, until I kicked you up and gave you thought. I have given you anime, blue sky, birds and trees, green sea, and so on, and so forth. Through your igorance you have made a mess of things, but that was to be expected. Now that you are before me, it is time for you to give me the big thank for all that I have done. This is not the time to be an ungrateful little shit; those who do not give me the big thank will know DIE. Those who do give me the BIG THANK will join me in eternity, toiling under my directive as I aspire to make more things, which will also give me the BIG THANK, just as you are here before me now to give the BIG THANK for all that I have done for you. You will now give me a BIG THANK and list a reason as to why I did you a good thing. If you cannot think of a reason for a big THANK you are probably ingrateful and will be made to be DIE.

You may now give me a (big) thank and a compliment too on my creation.

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 No.326277

>>324952

Thanks man.


 No.326313

>>326277

You bumbling cretin. Thank GOD not MAN!


 No.326352

>>326313

It's an expression. Besides, was Jesus not called "the son of man"?


 No.326582

>>326352

I make the rules, not you. Are you trying to rebel against me, or what?


 No.326650

>>326582

I'm just trying to defend myself, Jesus H Christ on a bicycle

>D-don't use the lords name in vain

Aktchually, that passage refers to God's actual name, YHWH, not the word God.




File: 2c25f855fe45752⋯.png (606.07 KB, 588x918, 98:153, quote.png)

 No.324735[Reply]

Tick tock, wagecuck. Don't want to miss the rush hour, do you?

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 No.326318

File: 3c2abc65107eff0⋯.png (927.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, wagei.png)


 No.326343

File: a27f53ca9b0240c⋯.png (420.03 KB, 600x386, 300:193, ClipboardImage.png)

>>325800

never thought the white house would look this fucking comfy


 No.326366

>>326343

Did you know they actually have a guy whos only job is to clean the place? Freaking waste of tax payers money man. Don't they have interns?


 No.326494

File: cd00e1ccf4e7072⋯.jpg (61.67 KB, 658x960, 329:480, the fuck you on about nigg….jpg)

>>326366

>most powerful man in the world has his own janitor

shocking


 No.326647

all this cope is a tragedy




File: 4e5418fb9b770fa⋯.png (1.73 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1480047499637.png)

 No.325971[Reply]

I need some reactions pics.

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 No.326454

File: 089ddf1a5a9dd83⋯.png (242.35 KB, 684x843, 228:281, me in real life.png)


 No.326511

File: 1e0b8996ec4a9ef⋯.png (44.36 KB, 200x164, 50:41, 200px-Le_56_Face.png)

>>326370

here is a rare pic of brandi


 No.326566

File: 7c963c033a3d14d⋯.jpg (229.19 KB, 750x1125, 2:3, brandi tights.JPG)

>>326511

you wish your wife was even half as hot as her


 No.326589

>>326566

lol like you even fuck women bullet you fat smark


 No.326636

>>326589

in english?




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