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File: 8a2c08ae7b22128⋯.png (702.09 KB, 852x688, 213:172, Ammit doing pomegranate ga….png)

 No.100000

If 100000 GET, all of /b2/ is required to go out and buy the most invasive plant seeds they possibly can and then send them to Australia to be planted at that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at. You were able to fulfill /monster/'s task to you at the 10000, so I have full faith in /b2/'s ability to do this as well.

 No.100010

File: 529164b71d9059a⋯.png (680.11 KB, 1290x988, 645:494, checkem.png)

>>100000

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS


 No.100015

Just one off for gondola >>99999


 No.100017

>>100000

:( I wanted it.


 No.100019

File: f2910c4463dd3f8⋯.png (107.35 KB, 1284x288, 107:24, monstercuckchans4sget.png)

>>100010

Years of experience.


 No.100020

FYCK OFF /POL/


 No.100023

>>100000

okay but who is planting them?


 No.100024

>>100020

This is bad bait and you should feel bad for posting it


 No.100025

>>100000

Does /sp/ still play getball?


 No.100029

>>100020

Silly /leftypol/, I am /monster/.

>>100023

Multiple anons.

>>100025

Yes, just yesterday I got the /n/ get and one of them was 2 posts late.


 No.100030

File: db05e99f35c37ab⋯.png (297.72 KB, 2271x2380, 2271:2380, mOnvOJG.png)

>>100000

shut up and give me a handjob with those limb grabbers


 No.100031

File: 2a5b0ae9a8f6233⋯.jpg (45.45 KB, 406x255, 406:255, quintchecken.jpg)


 No.100032

File: a8e54d9271cf464⋯.jpg (32.45 KB, 467x800, 467:800, kanel_smolder1.jpg)

Should have asked us to post more monster girl threads.


 No.100035

nigga i aint got no got dayum money

but i guessi can try to find out if its possible to make plant girls or something, theory like


 No.100044

>>100032

You have a containment board for that >>>/monster/


 No.100053

File: c4897344ba2c81a⋯.gif (4.98 MB, 429x178, 429:178, 024525245.gif)

>>100000

Well god damn. Guess I know what my mission is.


 No.100055

Failget


 No.100056

File: a8088a3a88396f8⋯.jpg (24.95 KB, 687x438, 229:146, Pointing-woman.jpg)


 No.100057

File: 0f1b31e2afa63d6⋯.jpg (9.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0f1b31e2afa63d6c520ee65957….jpg)

How about I just sneeze outside facing magnetic SW?


 No.100058

>>100020

Not how it works faggot, you are required to comply.


 No.100067

>>100000

… I understand.


 No.100079

>>100003

May I please have the honorary GET?


 No.100084

>>100010

Thats 34 in decimal


 No.100093

>>100010

He probably has a ridiculously fast connection.


 No.100094

>>100020

>be /leftyturd/

>make muh a monster girl 'mascot''

>don't actually know shit about /monster/s allignment

commiecat a shit, generic weeb tranny trash


 No.100106

>>100010

Furries…


 No.100129

File: 0fcf7692a048e2e⋯.png (686.46 KB, 960x638, 480:319, Burn the gay away.png)

>to be planted at that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at

so where's this street? surely we can't just ship it to a random part of aus


 No.100137

>>100129

I remember it was discussed in a few threads on /pol/ some years back, but I can't for the life of me remember its name.


 No.100139

File: 995641bbf972a06⋯.jpg (963.89 KB, 866x854, 433:427, woodringexplosion.jpg)

>>100000

Checked


 No.100157

>>100000

If only we could put all of you stormfags on an island and just nuke it…


 No.100163

>>100137

I'd hope OP would remember it, otherwise the operation is fucked


 No.100164

>>100157

get cummed on


 No.100171

>>100157

Based oblivious retard with such a massive hate-on he's willfully blind to what's happening.


 No.100172

>>100157

>>>/leftypol/

And stay there faggot.


 No.100181

>>100163

You could try asking /pol/ about it, especially considering this thread's stickied now.


 No.100185

>>100181

This, they believe in Kek more than enough to go all in on this.


 No.100192

>>100157

>this would end antisemitism forever guise, I figured it out

Muslims would still exist so antisemitism's going nowhere.


 No.100195

>>100000

Those places are generally very quickly cleaned up. All it's going to take is one phone call, a small bill for the service, and a few hours. You'll probably be spending much more money than them.


 No.100220

>>100181

>implying nu/pol/ would have the attention span for it

not with the new LARP thread on the board


 No.100224

File: cd139deb73154d8⋯.jpg (440.32 KB, 1400x1983, 1400:1983, umaru6.jpg)

File: 726dd2fe794a0ba⋯.jpg (144.08 KB, 1024x680, 128:85, umaru203.jpg)

File: a8d1c69a1f7ec17⋯.jpg (51.17 KB, 740x511, 740:511, umaru193.jpg)

Hai freeens, it's me, UMARUUUUU!

May I join and be a part of this lovely community, here at /b2/…?

Yes?


 No.100244

>>100224

fuck you mark


 No.100248

>>100157

this so much this!


 No.100286

>>100224

quit being worst monster girl, you disgusting leech


 No.100305

File: cd016c6c4ed5515⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 279.66 KB, 496x582, 248:291, spoiler.png)


 No.100346

>>100000

BASED GETPOSTER


 No.100348

File: 0ea8b15856129a7⋯.png (10.49 KB, 550x550, 1:1, da_fug.png)

>>100000

How the hell you expect us to get the seeds in the ground once they are mailed? You want me to send godzilla weeds to them, and claim they are a new kind of marigold seed?


 No.100357

>>100195

This tbh. Good intentions, horrible idea.


 No.100370

>>100195

>>100357

I don't think you guys understand how difficult japanese knotweed is to eredicate.


 No.100373

File: 0a159c9dd96360b⋯.gif (534.82 KB, 640x636, 160:159, 1440353276623.gif)

>>100370

OP wanted kudzu air support to Australia; so that's what he gets. Top-tier request, OP.


 No.100415

Damn, fuck yeah OP, time to fill Australia's kike shitholes with cancerous amounts of annoying plants.


 No.100466

File: 9e26d5e94561bbf⋯.png (137.14 KB, 1288x506, 28:11, seedbomb.png)

Deployment method for plant warfare. Needs a few boots on the ground, but seed bombs are easy to make and deploy.


 No.100477

>>100348

Basically this: >>100466


 No.100508

>>100015

I count that as a bigger get.

5 9's is more than 5 0's.


 No.100555


 No.100556

File: 87de59cc560820e⋯.jpg (32.29 KB, 574x528, 287:264, 87de59cc560820e96508c64409….jpg)


 No.100561

>>100000

only seed i send is to white fertile womb


 No.100578

>>100561

In an ideal world maybe


 No.100596

>>100508

Cirno pls


 No.100650

>>100348

>>100357

>>100195

For a matter of clarification on >>100370's post, here's how nasty Japanese knotweed is:

>Grows around 10 feet

>Grows three feet PER MONTH!

>Grows roots that are as long as it is tall.

>Grows THROUGH floorboards, concrete, building foundations, asphalt, you name it.

>Grows from either basic plant reproductive means, or by a severed root THE SIZE OF YOUR DAMN FINGERNAIL!

<it was brought to western countries in the 1800s (like all of the worst invasive creatures) because it's tasty, and pretty.

Knotweed is fucking mean.


 No.100653

File: 9851df01707042b⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 450x396, 25:22, 002a.jpg)

File: f93845f97551662⋯.jpg (58.54 KB, 750x600, 5:4, weeaboo.jpg)

File: 07bf28869726517⋯.jpg (16.56 KB, 207x235, 207:235, weeaboo1.jpg)


 No.100663

File: 7ba4f95a7f13fce⋯.jpg (21.56 KB, 336x188, 84:47, Reviewbrah check 'em.jpg)

>>99999

>>100000


 No.100679

>>100561

Send it to cute UNNA gf.


 No.100682

>>100596

9 is more than 0 dumbdumb.


 No.100725

>>100000

Look, I'm all about choking (((them))) with kudzu, but how will it get through Straya's stringent anti-landfuckery protections and who will do the planting?


 No.100735

>>100725

The abbos somehow get by fucking everything up.


 No.100802

>>100735

"Natives" of any country always fuck shit up.


 No.100937

>>100725

>how will it get through Asstralia's stringent anti-landfuckery protections


 No.101069

Got


 No.101250

>Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger,[1] stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter, is a plant common to rainforest areas in the north east of Australia.[2][3][4] It is best known for stinging hairs that cover the whole plant and deliver a potent neurotoxin when touched. It is the most toxic of the Australian species of stinging trees.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

It's called the suicide plant because there are reported cases where people who have been stung have killed themselves to end the suffering of being stung. it's that painful.

And it's already in Australia so no customs to worry about.


 No.101285

>>101250

>>101250

>people who have been stung have killed themselves to end the suffering of being stung.

What the god damned fuck is it with that country that produces monstrosities like that? I'm serious. Why?


 No.101300

>>101250

There should be a way to extract the juice. I wonder how long it stays active if applied to an exterior surface.


 No.101334

>>100596

⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨ baka~


 No.101357

>>100000

Please give us the address of the Australian group that will be doing the planting, we will send the seeds tbh. To hear is to obey, O /monster/.

>>100020

crai harder, Marxist cock-slurping faggot


 No.101361

>>101357

>we will send the seeds tbh

Seeds. Lots and lots of seeds.


 No.101363

testing ignore


 No.101373

>>101250

Sure would be a crying shame if there were a sudden outbreak of these nasty little fuckers springing up all over 'that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at' ehh, Australia?


 No.101518

File: 7be46f88c2751f8⋯.png (865.75 KB, 960x720, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>muh zayunizum


 No.102067

>>101518

NEVER FORGET

am I right anon?


 No.102176

>/monster/ keeps stealing GETs

I love you guys.


 No.102270

Giant hogweed, aka giant cow parsnip is the most invasive plant i know.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_mantegazzianum

It might even be illegal to spread intentionally as it’s nearly impossible to get rid of. It’s very toxic, causes blisters when touched. They used to drive over areas infested with it with tanks.


 No.102398

File: 45890063d95128e⋯.png (6.27 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.102403

>>102398

Nullified.


 No.102450

>>100000

BASED AND ECOPILLED


 No.102607

File: 50ca33aa966e511⋯.jpg (104.76 KB, 1920x794, 960:397, incept1.jpg)

>>102270

This, resillient… highly contagious. Once a giant hogweed has taken hold of the yard its almost impossible to eradicate.


 No.102751

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>102270

>>102607

Supposedly niggers are immune to hogweed and like to brag about it.


 No.102914

>>102751

>harvest lodse hogweed

>extract sap

>mix it into bottle of lotion/sunscreen

>replace Stacey's bottle

<???

Profit


 No.102921

File: 78a211db31e6306⋯.png (137.07 KB, 914x1250, 457:625, Ammit.png)

>>100000

JUSTIFIED


 No.102924

File: 86696b420826b52⋯.png (475.32 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1488.png)

>>100157

That's not a very Eco-friendly idea, nigger :^)


 No.102942

>>100157

The Jew fears the monstergirl.


 No.102963

File: 2533df5cb7fe9e0⋯.jpeg (226.33 KB, 1140x641, 1140:641, kudzu.jpeg)

>>100000

GROW STRONG KUDZU-CHAN


 No.102988

>>102270

==WTF I LOVE GIANT HOGWEED INVADING KIKE ENCLAVES IN EUROPEAN LANDS NOW!==>>102270


 No.102998

>>102963

we need a kudzu-plantgirl tbh.


 No.103287


 No.103326

>>102963

>>102998

You could always try asking the /monster/ drawthread for one.


 No.103335

File: 49e6ba4a5499acd⋯.png (216.3 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 08797a214b75c70d30bf1c811b….png)

Last post ITT is for Milhouse


 No.103373

>>103335

Nigger


 No.103556

I assume there's at least one b2 straya lad who is in place to recieve said seeds and then plant them? I also assume someone knows what street op is referring too?


 No.103568

>>100000

So are we doing this or what?


 No.103579

File: 5133e8387be368d⋯.jpg (284.58 KB, 1100x723, 1100:723, Working-with-People-with-D….jpg)

>>103568

I'm down


 No.103593

>>103568

As soon as the street can be remembered. Either that, or just look up the most prominent establishments related to this shit and seed them until it's figured out along the way what the actual street is.


 No.103746

File: 125e1ab199dfde3⋯.jpg (29.22 KB, 640x480, 4:3, NiggerWhitening.jpg)

This will just be pushed onto the bugmen to clean up.


 No.103751

>>103568

I am for sure


 No.103804

File: 174d4c3a4f03914⋯.jpg (80.89 KB, 569x856, 569:856, 01f80fb8ba71ae02d459f34a3f….jpg)

>>103568

Do it or don't. Don't talk about it.


 No.104052

>>103804

This. Use opsec for fucks sake


 No.104926

>>103568

i'll buy some seeds but i need the street you dumb faggo


 No.104942

>>104926

try asking /pol/


 No.107932

File: 6d4c7980c38d8fc⋯.gif (1.59 MB, 530x720, 53:72, NTPSmmdoet7ol0op.gif)

im not buying any seeds


 No.109704

>>107932

Does she have a penis?


 No.111826

>>107932

Wow… she has two penis'!


 No.111834

>>107932

That is a penis, two, in fact.


 No.112072

>>111834

Bi-Penis?


 No.112108

>>112072

Di-Dick.


 No.115182

Back to the top you go!




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