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If 100000 GET, all of /b2/ is required to go out and buy the most invasive plant seeds they possibly can and then send them to Australia to be planted at that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at. You were able to fulfill /monster/'s task to you at the 10000, so I have full faith in /b2/'s ability to do this as well.


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Just one off for gondola >>99999



:( I wanted it.


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Years of experience.





okay but who is planting them?



This is bad bait and you should feel bad for posting it



Does /sp/ still play getball?



Silly /leftypol/, I am /monster/.


Multiple anons.


Yes, just yesterday I got the /n/ get and one of them was 2 posts late.


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shut up and give me a handjob with those limb grabbers


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Should have asked us to post more monster girl threads.


nigga i aint got no got dayum money

but i guessi can try to find out if its possible to make plant girls or something, theory like



You have a containment board for that >>>/monster/


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Well god damn. Guess I know what my mission is.




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How about I just sneeze outside facing magnetic SW?



Not how it works faggot, you are required to comply.



… I understand.



May I please have the honorary GET?



Thats 34 in decimal



He probably has a ridiculously fast connection.



>be /leftyturd/

>make muh a monster girl 'mascot''

>don't actually know shit about /monster/s allignment

commiecat a shit, generic weeb tranny trash





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>to be planted at that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at

so where's this street? surely we can't just ship it to a random part of aus



I remember it was discussed in a few threads on /pol/ some years back, but I can't for the life of me remember its name.


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If only we could put all of you stormfags on an island and just nuke it…



I'd hope OP would remember it, otherwise the operation is fucked



get cummed on



Based oblivious retard with such a massive hate-on he's willfully blind to what's happening.




And stay there faggot.



You could try asking /pol/ about it, especially considering this thread's stickied now.



This, they believe in Kek more than enough to go all in on this.



>this would end antisemitism forever guise, I figured it out

Muslims would still exist so antisemitism's going nowhere.



Those places are generally very quickly cleaned up. All it's going to take is one phone call, a small bill for the service, and a few hours. You'll probably be spending much more money than them.



>implying nu/pol/ would have the attention span for it

not with the new LARP thread on the board


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Hai freeens, it's me, UMARUUUUU!

May I join and be a part of this lovely community, here at /b2/…?




fuck you mark



this so much this!



quit being worst monster girl, you disgusting leech


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How the hell you expect us to get the seeds in the ground once they are mailed? You want me to send godzilla weeds to them, and claim they are a new kind of marigold seed?



This tbh. Good intentions, horrible idea.




I don't think you guys understand how difficult japanese knotweed is to eredicate.


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OP wanted kudzu air support to Australia; so that's what he gets. Top-tier request, OP.


Damn, fuck yeah OP, time to fill Australia's kike shitholes with cancerous amounts of annoying plants.


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Deployment method for plant warfare. Needs a few boots on the ground, but seed bombs are easy to make and deploy.



Basically this: >>100466



I count that as a bigger get.

5 9's is more than 5 0's.



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only seed i send is to white fertile womb



In an ideal world maybe



Cirno pls





For a matter of clarification on >>100370's post, here's how nasty Japanese knotweed is:

>Grows around 10 feet

>Grows three feet PER MONTH!

>Grows roots that are as long as it is tall.

>Grows THROUGH floorboards, concrete, building foundations, asphalt, you name it.

>Grows from either basic plant reproductive means, or by a severed root THE SIZE OF YOUR DAMN FINGERNAIL!

<it was brought to western countries in the 1800s (like all of the worst invasive creatures) because it's tasty, and pretty.

Knotweed is fucking mean.


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Send it to cute UNNA gf.



9 is more than 0 dumbdumb.



Look, I'm all about choking (((them))) with kudzu, but how will it get through Straya's stringent anti-landfuckery protections and who will do the planting?



The abbos somehow get by fucking everything up.



"Natives" of any country always fuck shit up.



>how will it get through Asstralia's stringent anti-landfuckery protections




>Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger,[1] stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter, is a plant common to rainforest areas in the north east of Australia.[2][3][4] It is best known for stinging hairs that cover the whole plant and deliver a potent neurotoxin when touched. It is the most toxic of the Australian species of stinging trees.


It's called the suicide plant because there are reported cases where people who have been stung have killed themselves to end the suffering of being stung. it's that painful.

And it's already in Australia so no customs to worry about.




>people who have been stung have killed themselves to end the suffering of being stung.

What the god damned fuck is it with that country that produces monstrosities like that? I'm serious. Why?



There should be a way to extract the juice. I wonder how long it stays active if applied to an exterior surface.



⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨ baka~



Please give us the address of the Australian group that will be doing the planting, we will send the seeds tbh. To hear is to obey, O /monster/.


crai harder, Marxist cock-slurping faggot



>we will send the seeds tbh

Seeds. Lots and lots of seeds.


testing ignore



Sure would be a crying shame if there were a sudden outbreak of these nasty little fuckers springing up all over 'that one street where all the Jewish/Zionist foundations are saturated at' ehh, Australia?


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>muh zayunizum




am I right anon?


>/monster/ keeps stealing GETs

I love you guys.


Giant hogweed, aka giant cow parsnip is the most invasive plant i know.


It might even be illegal to spread intentionally as it’s nearly impossible to get rid of. It’s very toxic, causes blisters when touched. They used to drive over areas infested with it with tanks.


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This, resillient… highly contagious. Once a giant hogweed has taken hold of the yard its almost impossible to eradicate.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Supposedly niggers are immune to hogweed and like to brag about it.



>harvest lodse hogweed

>extract sap

>mix it into bottle of lotion/sunscreen

>replace Stacey's bottle




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That's not a very Eco-friendly idea, nigger :^)



The Jew fears the monstergirl.


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we need a kudzu-plantgirl tbh.





You could always try asking the /monster/ drawthread for one.


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Last post ITT is for Milhouse





I assume there's at least one b2 straya lad who is in place to recieve said seeds and then plant them? I also assume someone knows what street op is referring too?



So are we doing this or what?


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I'm down



As soon as the street can be remembered. Either that, or just look up the most prominent establishments related to this shit and seed them until it's figured out along the way what the actual street is.


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This will just be pushed onto the bugmen to clean up.



I am for sure


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Do it or don't. Don't talk about it.



This. Use opsec for fucks sake



i'll buy some seeds but i need the street you dumb faggo



try asking /pol/


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im not buying any seeds



Does she have a penis?



Wow… she has two penis'!



That is a penis, two, in fact.








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